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There’s this story of this bros in my former area. The Mumu bros was dating one known olosho. He was a simp who thought he could love the hoe into changing.

Na so one night we see bros and babe dey fight for middle of street. As a crowd gathered, we saw egbon with a massive koko on the side of his head and a huge bruise across his body, he was wearing only boxers.

Now, mind you a few moments before the altercation with his babe while we dey smoke our Igbo, we heard a loud “gboa” sound and we wondered what caused it.

Anyway, back to the scene of bros and his babe drama:

Bros: You’re just an unrepentant prostitute.
Babe: Na today you dey know. If I be ashawo nko. Wetin you be?
Bros: I’m your man. You have no regard for me whatsoever.....
Babe: Shut up. You be man? You wey dey lick my Toto.....
Babe: (tapping her rounded mouth) ooh ooh ooh. Toto licker.

Baba just weak.

Anyway, what caused their fight na?

Bros heard the sound of his compound gate being opened and he was eager to see who was at the gate cos babe was out late at night.

After a few minutes and no sign of who entered compound, bros went downstairs to be sure it wasn’t a thief only to find his babe being doggied by the Uber driver just inside the compound.

Apparently, she didn’t have money to pay or she didn’t want to pay and offered to nack instead. As bros was shouting that he would kill the Uber driver for fûcking his babe in his compound, Mr. Uber japa, started his car and and made to get away, but bros was having none of it. He held on to the door as driver sped off and when he realized that he could actually die and Uber man wasn’t going to slow down for him, he let go and hit the ground, hence the heavy gboa sound we heard earlier.

Anyway, to this day bros is known in the whole area as “Mr. Toto Licker.”

Bismark707:
damn man so she swallows, she is definitely a keeper, sad for you that she is engaged, keep up the good work!!!

Her engagement really pained me. She had redeployed before even coming to camp so it was a done deal by the time camp ended.

She said she always wanted to date a Yoruba guy cos she heard Yoruba guys are caring and romantic. . I Kuku show am the caring for camp. I became like her guardian .

She promised to come back so we could finish what we started but I guess her fiancée didn’t free her. Got more stories from service year though. Will post in a bit

seunlayi:
you may break a home with this your name mentioning

Not her real name

My first NYSC sexual experience was at McGregor Camp, Afikpo, Ebonyi State with this Ibibio chick name Gloria(not her real name). Oh my, she was a beauty. About 5ft4”, slightly chubby, extremely fair skinned and sweetly soft spoken. She was sexually inexperienced, at least that’s what she said, but she had a nko net eyes so I believed her.

We were in the same platoon and I noticed she took a liking to me after a few days. The way she looked at me, I knew I had to make her mine. Over the course of a week we crane quite close and I tactically became inseparable. By week 2 at camp, we were a known couple, mainly because we attended every activity together. Of course, I charge up other women bit Glo was basically the main.

We would steal kisses and smooch in the dark and nothing more. She had a fiancée, but that didn’t stop her from blowing me and swallowing my load.

Sadly, I never got to enter the promised land as she redeployed. The last time I saw her was at camp gate when we said out good byes. Months later she was married.

My first sexual experience at McGregor Camp, Afikpo, Ebonyi State was with this Ibibio chick name Gloria. Oh my, she was a beauty. About 5ft4”, slightly chubby, extremely fair skinned and sweetly soft spoken.

We were in the same platoon and I noticed she took a liking to me after a few days. The way she looked at me, I knew I had to make her mine. Over the course of a week we crane quite close and I tactically became inseparable. By the week 2 at camp, we were a known couple.

To be contd

Mahn, I have tales for days. Damn. Abakaliki, I will never forget you.

Joystark:
See how all of them are writing long epistles.

Meaningful topic now, na only one line contribution person go dey see.

You have too much make up on your face.

oz4real83:
Good one but this is exactly the reason some people are advancing againt banning guns in America. They will say that if this family for instance, had no gun at home, the robbers would have succeeded. They forgot that if the thieves had to guns, they may not have ventured into such act knowing fully well the risks involved when using other weapons not as effective, efficient and fast like guns for robbery. There are still too many guns in America.

No wonder there is no armed robbery with guns in Nigeria. You are a wise man.

No offence, bruh. I'm sorry to inform you that she settled. Good luck, though.

I too love this jam. Runtown's new album is dope.

ursullalinda:
As usual...guys are well dressed....babes are naked so it will sell.

Everybody is a whóre, we only prostìtute different parts of ourselves.

Magnoliaa:
There wouldn't be oloshos if there was no demand for them nor complying parties.

Agreed. Unfortunately, it’s a matter of low self esteem in men to pay for sex. Are Nigeria is teeming with men who lack confidence in their abilities to woo a lady

Guest007:
Lol. We're done now...

Oh, really?

Guest007:
That's your understanding and I accept that. However, if you check the first page figures like 95% were thrown around.

There's no victim nothing... This is another bash women thread because all that's happening is shifting the blame rather than taking some and offering solutions.

You stylishly missed out the fact that men who visited prostitutes were also the scum of the society and today guys are justifying visiting them... all I see is more scum: men and women. Prostitutes and customers. But you'll fight me and defend the men and blame the women. I understand the rules of the debate, I confused it for emotionally intelligent people trying to curb a problem in society.

Society has never considered men who visit brothels scum. Society has always deemed it normal, because men have always had a higher libido than women and also because of the act that prostitutes exist to cure male sexual emergencies.

Even in relationships, men are the ones whose pockets are expected to finance the relationships. A jobless woman is free to date and marry, but that same courtesy is not afforded the man. The reason is not far fetched, the average man will do anything for sex, no price is too high as far as it guarantees him a moist hole to stick his schlong in.

Women are inundated with an over abundance of offers of sex, men are not so lucky. You think if men had the same access to sex that women had prostitution would thrive? Never.

There are societal dynamics and no amount of misguided equalism ideologying will erase these phenomena.

Feel free to view it as a bash women thread as against the bash hoes thread that it is. Your problem, not mine. We are men, we wear the shoes and we know where it pains us.

Guest007:
I'm wrong to take from this... Even though the word you was used again and again

I must have comprehension problems because I don't know why you would mention me in this comment *quote me*

You could have dropped it without my mention. Are you saying you're NOT implying that my 'protection' is a sign of conflict and that I must be a pro

You are officially too stupid to debate. Taken in context, I did not call you a prostitute, even out o context I didn’t call you one. My quote “if you are a prostitite”, logically follows from the preceding paragraphs of the conflict that arises when a man thinks he’s dealing with a normal woman only to find out she’s a sex worker. I did not literally mean you Guest007.

Didn’t call you a prostitute, but I’m definitely calling you daft.

Magnoliaa:
Everyone is evolving but you men. I believe you're having an identity crisis.

I agree

mushystuff:
I do not know the circumstances surrounding this particular incident but there are times when a woman though married, may have to abort a pregnancy. For instance, it could be a careless conception and any pregnancy would jeopardize her health; it could be that it's too soon after a birth and she's not ready for another pregnancy; it could be that she n her hubby are AS, they do an a test and determine that a fetus is SS so they elect to terminate than bring a sickly child into the world. Perhaps she senses that her husband is not ready to Father another child or there is a domestic situation where she'd rather not be vulnerable with a pregnancy or bring a child into such toxicity.

You never really know so it's not best to judge.

And she makes the decision unilaterally? Come on, reason am we’ll. How come the husband wasn’t consulted prior to her getting an evacuation?

Blessedkingg:
Hello nairalanders,I have a brother who just found out his wife aborted what would have been their third child.
He is so heart broken and depressed.
She gave no reasons for doing this,instead she went to her Parent's place citing she needs to clear her head
Please any useful advise or suggestions would be appreciated.
As I speak my brother is so down never seen him in this state before.

Simple. The child is not his. Someone has been getting dicked down on the side.

I blame the guy for not ending the relationship afterwards. You lack temperance and will have problems in your marriage if you cannot control yourself when pissed off.

Guest007:
It's the egg and the chicken argument and men need to play their role like men instead of complaining like old women.

Who are the customers here? If they controlled what's between their legs instead of trying to control others with their money then that could be a step forward. But all this chat chat chat... And then you log into these apps and use the services provided... It's not working, change the track!

If this app in particular has changed and a new crowd are accessing it for shi you're not into then uninstall and get on with life.

Either way I can't believe this needs explanations.

Bear in mind prostitution is known as the oldest profession. There have always been prostitutes. What there has not always been is, the now, wide scale proliferation of prostitution. Whorehouses, historically, were on the outskirts of town. Prostitutes were regarded as scum of society and they weren’t to be found in the company of decent women. Today, we have seemingly decent women in who are actually prostitutes, and they are brazen about it too.

Your problem with this is that you see this as “another women bashing thread”, rather than what the OP has called it. You have foisted your victimhood upon this thread and are seeing things that aren’t there. Once again, the OP is calling out the epidemic that is prostitution, he’s not calling all women prostitutes. You shouldn’t be pained unless you think all women are prostitutes.

Guest007:
Because I have an opinion on the matter I must be a prostitute. That's your reasoning and you want me to engage you in conversation

I support animals rights and gay rights... According to your logic I'm pretty messedup... So, Let's end the back and forth here.

I think you have a comprehension problem. You are free to show me where I said or implied that you are a prostitute.

Perhaps, you’re simply projecting.

Guest007:

You are at liberty to see my comments as you desire. But I guarantee you that you will remember it in ten or twenty years and certainly as you approach your old age.

There is a sex/romance dynamic that today’s society is getting wrong and it will cost us

Guest007:
It's not my mother, is it yours? Let that person cure their own pain. Don't come and accuse innocent people.

The problem, though, is that behaviours spreads in a society, especially easy vices that may provide temporary gain and long term problems. Look at the yahoo menace; imagine saying people should mind their business because it’s not their child or ward engaging in it. Yet, internet fraud is severely costing Nigeria millions, if not billions, of dollars in online revenue/income. Major global e-commerce platforms have shit out Nigeria and Nigerians from doing business because some idiots messed up the entire thing.

Likewise, a mother openly prostituting is a problem for society. What happens to her children’s prospects of securing even respectable casual partner, never mind marriage? Prostitution is a sign of moral debasement. And a society that has such a massive percentage of prostitutes as Nigeria will only become worse because children will eventually become more fatherless. Imagine the effects of large scale fatherlessness in a society. It is a ticking time bomb

Guest007:
They're going to ignore these kinda threads and it just looks one way... Men bashing women.

I get where you're coming from but don't you think the men play a role in this? It can't be just the women at fault, I refuse to accept that. That's not an intelligent outcome.

Look around Nairaland, so so so many guys justify the use of prostitutes, but they hate hoes. They justify sleeping around but they hate none virgins.

It's a joke... It's not an intelligent debate coming from intelligent minds. They're pushing double standards down people's throats in this context.

I see you’re conflicted.

According to you, many guys on nairaland endorse patronizing prostitutes. You should know that one of the features of prositutes is that they practice their trade openly and unabashedly.

Conflict arises when a woman pretends to be a non-prostitute but is a prostitute for all intents and purposes.

If you are a prostitute don’t be ashamed, present yourself as one. Don’t be forming decent girl on the street and then be on InMessage with a profile that says “hookup only”, “no stupid questions” while the only part of your anatomy that is unseen are nipplès and clitôris. Let us know who and what we are dealing with from the door.

And yes, guys justify sleeping around because there are more hoes in Nigeria than sand on the sea shore; and hoes exist to be fûcked. We hate non-virgins because they are a problem to the economy and society.

This will change nothing. Let me tell you why?

1. Women are attracted to men in positions of power and authority and will willingly offer themselves for access to these “men of God”.

2. Women are very superstitious, more so than men, and will seek out spiritual solutions to their problems.

3. The thrill of adventure is a potent aphrodisiac for women. Restrict contact between women and their pastors and history will provide even more outrageous affairs.

4. Yes, many of these women are sexually harassed and assaulted; what you never hear is how many of them literally beg for their pastors to lay with them either outright or by seduction.


If the pastors don’t call the women, the women will call the pastors. Why do you think pastors are so rich and so powerful?
Methinks the solutions is to get women to self-regulate. Stop looking for things that aren’t missing.

A woman in my neighborhood went missing for a year and it was scandalous because she had five children. It turns out she became one of the wives of the prophet who she went to to seek help from for her husband’s joblessness. When a woman is senseless, her kitten suffers most.