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ilugunboy: I miss you too baby...na sexkillz ooo..he asked me to chill out of the community for some few days..but everything is sorted out between us now.

Katsumoto: I am sure you and coogar have hooked up now.

Katsumoto: I apologize for the lack of response.

I will locate coogar immediately, to come and keep your company.

Wow,awon eleyi,won follow gan o.
Btw,where is the coogar sef,has he been sentenced to life ban.
I knew he wouldn't make it.

ilugunboy: Elloo pretty babe...

Demdem: Sweerie, how u dey? Wettin u want, at my expense.

Stegomiah: *Lies MEN Tell*

1.I was in a meeting when you called.
It depends on your man,if you know he is the busy type,you do not have to doubt that he was in a meeting

2.I will catch a grenade for you
No this is not a lie but an exaggeration

3.You look great in that make up
If your man is the type that apperiaciates make up,you don't have doubt this line.

4.I've not sucked another bosom
since you travelled last year June.
Yes it is possible he didn't do it

5. I'll never cheat on you
This one na first class lie

6. Don't worry about her. She is just a friend
Please worry,esp if she is hot,there are friends with benefits now.

7..U are d most beautiful lady i've
ever seen in my life
Lol,first degree lie Quite on point.

8.'I love you'
He does actually.

9.Baby.....just let me put the head in and i swear i wont thrust!
No comment on this one,na 100%

10.If lovin you was a crime, I'm ready to be locked up
lol

11.I want to marry you
This is true if you are dating the right man

12.If loving is wrong i dont wanna be right
Primary school things

13.If this is not love that am feeling for you Baibe just shoot me.
Yes this is a big lie because it is too lame
Add your's....

Greensaint: Hey, Girls say nothing or very few things. Actions speak louder than voice. In their cases u hear things like:

Mike, meet my cousin Chinedu from Abeokuta. So tell me how chinedu can be from abeokuta unless u still need someone to tell u that u re out.

idnoble135: Awww.... Great to know. You know, sometime it hurts after spending a long period of time with a partner only to discover he is not the ONE. I did read some really sober comments.

Agbgift: Kelvin and Elizabeth of Big Brother Revolution and their Beautiful Daughter.
BBA first grand daughter hehehehe.

idnoble135: hmhmm.... What do you then make of the post? Was it helpful?

idnoble135: Why?

pat077: hw come countries lyke panama and venezuala ahead of nigeria?

Mr Aboki: I wonder how they are able to fit their package into those trousers..


Even with baggy jeans sef, I still have issues zipping up..

Tolexander: 53 gold iphone multiplied by £3,000 = £159,000 = N40,959,713.43.


N41million of nigerian budget for less than 53 people(cos the president may likely have 2 or more of the iphones) of the 160million population.

ASUU is on strike with the students not knowing when they will resume.

Daniel Oikhena wanted to stow away from Benin airport to US but became devastated on landing in lagos airport.

90nigerians were deported from an ordinary Tunisia around 12.32am today like fishes back into the beach.

All the above cos of the claim 'nigeria doesn't have money'.

Jonathan, God is watching you in 3D o!

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