₦airaland Forum

justplainpaul: First of all i`m not your dear. And if u dont want to exchange word with me, why did u bother to quote me atall. i don`t want any ill infested kiss from u. And congratulation, u have entered the list of my most stupi,d people on the net. you`ll get your award in due time.

Dr2great: With her big wide and tasteless toto. Some girls toto nor get taste again. Eg shortie

RedBenson: As if you left with any option. Better grab me now even at my 60 or cries forever.

Phartymah112: A naija lady needs your advise... This is her message



Just in bed thinking of whom to marry. Of course i love niyi but femi is more mature...abi make i just close my eyes marry lanre...but how wil i explain to felix that he is nt my type...mehn!!! I just dnt knw what to do about segun,him mama go pour me hot water,chai! But banjo sabi make love just that he's too fat. Abi make i go for gbolahan na wa oh! He too lekpa n he no sabi help 4 house. No no no cant marry isaq he be hausa man,mai papa no go gree. I for even go for juwon just that he too dey talk.. Buh wait o victor never get job... Anthony sha?? I no go marry am,he too stingy,. Ehmm. Ayo is too handsome just that he too proud. Na wa oh,wahala dey should i just 4get about getting married and become a reverend sister

RedBenson: Does the situation on ground even give room for option whether old or young? I bet even a 120yr old man is a hot cake here whom women would grab with thanks giving unto the Lord let alone my 60. Am still very fresh o. Hurry while stock lasts.

Nicepoker: as if u r not rotten

RedBenson: I swear even at that 60, am still a hot cake in the market considering the situation on ground now. Btw, am just above 25 in reality, can i relief you the boredom of the subject matter at hand? It's just out of pity i want to do it so you wont commit suicide!

ilugunboy: You shouldn't be refusing an offer from a sweet boy like me...got it all..money...good looks and strong tibi-tibi...

igbeke: little girls?
well choose the type of friends to keep while u r still "little", cos evil communication corrupt gud manners.
Permit me to chip dis in 2.
I tink its hightime our ladies droped dat ego of having to wait for d man to make d first move. if like a guy, go 4 him. dos who will appreciate u will do.

ilugunboy: Let me be your escort....there are many bad boys in this community...especially those Ibo boys..we keep pounding their Igbos...but they keep proving stubborn..

*hick* bar man wey my bill....?

ilugunboy: The more you buy me beer...the more you become vulnerable ...

We need to step things up at this juncture ...whatcha say?

Emytex boy: am single my dear

ilugunboy: Yes I like getting naughty when am drunk...right now am getting naughty for you ....and it's all apparent in my brief

haa don't kobalize me in this beer palor o,your bri-gini,my heart is too timid.
Please waiter give him more bottles,this time you can mix it with igbo ibile.
I can't shout o,make I pick race

pc guru: I won't say a bad boy, because the context of the word "bad" is relative, i think most women fancy being with a$$holes the guy who they can't predict the one that always lie because it keeps them guessing, some girls think their love is strong enough to change them, girls like to fix things. sadly by the time its too late the reasonable one she should have been with is with someone else that see his worth. then some are just masochist they enjoy the whole pain and saga because its what she's use to if coming from an abusive home.

ilugunboy: Am already drunk in this bar..is that smiley a kiss or winks?

igbeke: To some extent, u r wrong. A lady once told me that ladies prefer "the bad boys" to the humble and gentle ones. So why do u now complain wen d bad boy shows u how bad he can be?
Will dat crying lady tell me she has never bn 'toasted' by a serious guy. What did she do wit such opportunity? threw it away on a flomsy excuse (he is not from my village, he is not tall and handsome, most of all,; he is not so handsum).
Young ladies, pls get married once u r ripe and the right guy comes knocking so as to avoid dis "marriage one-chance".

RedBenson: So you are still thanking God at your singlehood @38 with no man to even say he shall marry you? Smh!

caseless: and who's that good man like me?

ilugunboy: Am not really sure of the condition precedent to activate it...

But this is the explanation from the ONLY respected Mod on this section....