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cooger: i have been dealing with consummate rëtards like yourself since i joined this forum - i should show you the carcasses of my victims in my crawlspace - you would probably be the 10,000th prey on this forum i have munched. don't take this personal -

coogar: far above who?
you are a product of palm kernel background - when would you stop smoking your own pubic hair? about 50 years ago, you would have been put in a pit waiting to be stoned to death by 12 able-bodied men! you epitomise all that is wrong with the nigerian youth! you are not even good enough to shine my shoes....

this is exactly what happens when 2 similar set of genes are fused together - you have the swag of an inbred. shouldn't you even be in a padded room dressed in a straitjacket with foam in your mouth? when would nurse nkechi learn it can be dangerous leaving a psychiatric patient like yourself on the internet without monitoring your activity.

coogar: bwahahahaha - don't get your knickers in a twist!

i was just twisting your nipplë - why would i wish death on you? you serve no purpose either dead or living. frustrated? i have been dealing with consummate rëtards like yourself since i joined this forum - i should show you the carcasses of my victims in my crawlspace - you would probably be the 10,000th prey on this forum i have munched. don't take this personal - this is just me taking the dump on lertee(a delivery girl from papa-johns).

you had your chance when katsumoto pleaded on your behalf but like the swine that you are, you came back for your asśkicking. the next time you cross my path, i shall piss in your nostrils. i have a zero tolerance for muppets with mental halitosis like yourself. so steer clear and stop foaming in the mouth like a photosensitive epileptic patient....

coogar: stealing words online? bwahahahaha!

you are a tool - if you ask hard enough, people around here would tell you i invented the grammar. what does it take to compose hard punchlines for a laboratory rētard like yourself? you and i do not belong in the same class. i am a predator, you are a prey.....i eat ruminant animals like yourself for breakfast.....

my first observation is you have the intelligence of an unborn foetus. legally, i'm pretty sure it'd be possible to still get you aborted. your existence has to be a disgrace to humankind. it'd be a mercy killing. showing mercy to everyone else in the world by preventing cretins like yourself do not procreate and spread your stupidity gene code.

everytime anyone, who isn't an equally rëtarded excuse for a lifeform, is unfortunate enough to read any of your posts that person immediately becomes a less intelligent and an obtuse human being. you are spreading the virus of stupidity on this forum, [s]so die slowly and painfully. may the days you have left to live be 4 times as painful as the last few seconds gaddaffi suffered in the hands of his captors.....

amen[/s]

coogar: can't you see see people are laughing at you? in a bid to sound intelligent, you are using big words to cover up the stüpid genes you inherited from your parents...

one more irrelevant vocabulary on this thread and i would time travel back to the 70s and drop your mother at the abortion clinic to have you terminated.

your mother that has a record of being the neighbourhood whöre.....she fücks about a hundred men in a week - i was fisting her the other day and somebody shook my hand.



you are a sort of online life-sucking, soul-draining, leech-like virus, who i'm sure cannot possibly be a real, living, breathing organism beyond the computer screen, but rather a vicious invention developed by drug-fiend & sëxually abusive parents to slowly infect and infuriate human beings from one forum section to the other.

the only comfort i take is that perhaps you can be succesfully quarantined on nairaland and you won't spread to the rest of the internet. however, i fear that you're probably already responsible for every single moronic facebook, twitter & youtube comment, forum troll, spam e-mail, fraudulent advert and all the bestiality websites to have ever existed on the blogosphere.

Katsumoto: How did a beautiful thread about Ife turn into an insult-fest for mothers who gave us life? This is too much.

coogar: shut the fück up, you mentally-indigent peasant, if there's anywhere resembling hell in the afterlife, i have no doubt you would be sucking on satan's scrötum while a legion of goblins are fisting you...

in the comity of mental handicaps, you would be their life president. with your below average intelligence and a face that looks like the clitöral hood of a leprous witch, i really do not expect something intelligible to come out of your mouth.

you were belched out from the cünt of a village witch - your mother is a horse lover, i don't mean she loves horses, but she would literally let a horse fück her. you spastic worm from a cassava background, i hope you get stripped in public and every tout sticks their fingers in your orificë.

coogar: says the product of a cheap drunk fück
i blame the donor & the recipients of your Y-chromosomes for not wiping you off with a tissue and flush you down to the sewer. you are a boil on the arse of humanity! you are dead today - i will batter you till my sinews creak.

coogar: says the product of a polyandrous marriage with poop for brains. you have the intelligence of an unborn foetus.... you are the dullest member this forum has ever produced, ain't you the vermin that was arguing 3 days ago ilorin is the best in nigeria? a douchebag of your size can cleanse the orificë of a whale!

may amadioha impregnate you with a dozen midgets!

kingkoboko: NIGERIA IS DEAD (1914-2014) www.smashwords.com/books/view/234073

DonCrust: Why is it that most people on NL do not have a mind of their own? Must you guys post a comment in line with what someone else said? If you have nothing good to say why can't you just move to the next topic...

@OP you should ask her why she cried and why she has been ignoring you + beg her to forgive you. Having said that, you should know that "simplicity is the fine line between eloquence and plainess".

zezeny: Bro u won't cease to amaze me. Eiye started in UI, Accepted. Does dis fact mean dat dose Eiye or any oda confraternity still exist on d campus. The fact dat it started in UI does not mean it must remain dere. Imagine u writing the 60s. I can't even imagine how many decades is that.




obviously, if you are talking about the last few years, things might have changed. however, as at the time i visited this school, what i saw was disturbing. you can deny as you wish but the facts are stacked against you.
U must av visited UI in d late 90s bro. U won't tell me u visited UI in d last 6 to 7 years and talk dis way. My advice for u is dat, u shud revisit UI and see tins for urself. I'm sure by dis, ur thought about d skul will change.

Speakdatruth: Caracta, imagine a summer day on the beach when suddenly a beautiful tropical rain started pouring. Your sundress got soaked while we struggled to stay sheltered under a palm tree.

In it we found
ourselves in total abandon, writhing in passion. We were enjoying the hot palm tree. I then felt your lips teasing my earlobes as I gently tugged on the buttons of your dress. My heart started to pound. I swear it was louder than
the thunder overhead. I trailed kisses down the side of your neck and would stop slowly as I nibbled your skin, while my hands cupped your breast$. My thumb teased
your nippl£ and You gasped as I felt this torment between your thighs. All you could do was
surrender to this wanton longing to be one. You pressed my body closer to yours. I was thrilled that
you felt exactly as I did. There may have been a
storm drowning your moans of pleasure, but the storm raging inside me was stronger! As I got hard, I knew I had to tell you how much I want you. I can’t wait until this is over, when I
know my dream will pale in comparison to the fire that will consume us both.

This wooing may come as a surprise to you, but I needed to tell you that, when we make love I feel
our bodies performing like
a true orchestra. Every sound and every movement
are in tune and there is harmony in every gesture;
everything is in place and I feel in harmony with the
entire universe.
Our bodies are instruments of mutual pleasure. The seldom times I open my eyes, I have a glimpse of
our shadows on the wall and it looks like a dance.

Our movements are precise and our souls are so light, as we give ourselves to one another. The sensation of fulfillment I experience when I am inside of you is
unforgettable. The desire of having you more and more is beyond any explanation. I wish those movements never ended and that I remained forever in your body. But
because those moments always come to a finish, there is no other option but to repeat them. I want us to dance to this music. I want to feel that
unshakable harmony that happens every time our skins touch. I want you
forever and always. I need
you in my life. Caracta just say yes.