₦airaland Forum

fairygeh: Very funny comments but come to think of it,guys should be able to do anything for babes they love now

shuttap!!

Mr_Chima: Buying her a plate of rice for N1000 at Tantalizer.

choi!!!! Mr chima don enter nairaland, abi mrs chima de play planks on us Anyway mr, ur wife na correct!!!

Tgirl4real: I haven't seen any.

Tgirl4real @ ymail dot com

wat You know wat? Forget about the interview!! Just pass my greetings to idowu

Tgirl4real: I no see any mail o.

is like i made a mistake, i don resend am!

Tgirl4real: Na lie...datz ma baby boo pishur. E fine pass dat wan sef. Badu belle. I was about asking him why he chose dis instead of d one we took together.

Nice interview by d way.

I love Odunnu's interview too.

Missy, pls post a link. Thanks

sister i don mail u so o, oya do ur ting

Tgirl4real: @ Odunnu, r231 and a few others, I have sent you mails and I have yet to get any response.

Odunnu, I sent u the questions already.

Missy, pls make Jarus' and Chamo's very juicy. I wish I could handle Chamo myself.

wat about me *seriously scooping buckets of tears*

acidosis™:
aww thanks..!!

you are welcomigiii!!!!

BUSH MAN: ; mrs chima, were are you?

mrs chima don't tok to bush men!!!!

acidosis™:
Whats going on here

i hear it's something about interview or so but ask t.gurl, she would explain berra. Btw, you are one of my nairaland fantasies as well!!

Tgirl4real: A million pound

i warn you!!! Let this be your first and last you will ever insult idowu like dat again, you hear? If na 190 i go manage but my idowu pass a billion euro sef which am willing to pay sharp sharp!!! Infat take dis *draws check and present it to t.gurl* now where's Idowu

dabrake: 190 is my favourite

he seconds my firstlady, Idowu, followed by berem and freecocoa respectively!!!

I hardly express my feelings and if i do, my greatest of nairaland fantasies, Idowugbo wont be coming online because of me or i would be banned forever from nairaland should i begin to express how she makes me go gaga wit her posts. She's really like a fantasy to me. Abeg do me d favour of interviewing her *name ur price*

But this baby de wear mask na

preshuzpearl: I don't love him, at least not now. But he claims God satan- God or satan, you get ears- abi i lie? spoke to him specifically about me gals, do you know how many gals he don tell this and his testimony is quite convincing confusing, don't mistake dem 2. pls should i go ahead with it or just leave it alone, I DONT REALLY FEEL ANYTHIN FOR HIM.wats ur advice. Matured christian views highly apreciated

Abeg, wat or which other advice does this lady needs?

topsyking: THE DAY I HEAR A IGBO MAN BECOMES THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, I WILL RENOUNCED MY CITIZENSHIP..cos they will take us back to the craddle instead of moving us forward

be ready to do dat!! As backward as nigeria is now, i figured it out that it was your kinsman dat has been ruling us. Since ur kinsman has been ruling us and we are this backwards, why not give others chance since you wanna go forward? Pls, wake up from tribalism, it'll do you no good- mark my words!!

Dat's fantastic. But wait. There's a gal i want to marry, we don't make love, noting noting. I'll engage her soon and i wanna marry her cos i love her very much. Now, is dat love in God's way? Wat kinda love is dat? If it's not in God's way, how can i make it to be in God's way?

Omo Alata: That's disgusting anyway

wat do you know about marriage?

vanitty: "We all have mothers"
Love that phrase.

i de tell you! I just wish this kind tin will happen 2me. As stubborn and manipulative as i am, i swear, she would kill dat her mum wit her bare hands!! Wat arrant nonsense!!

cantell: If any of you guys had read hadley chase in secondary school, you would have known that Americans call coins quarters.
Smh, una fall hand die!

feeem there! na u de fall hands. Were we colonized by america? Dont provoke me o, b4 i unleash terror for this place!

candieangel12: Nawa, how was I suppose to know that Nigerians don't understand what quarters are?

go and ask our first lady

lordmassac: I don show o

CORRECTED!!!

afam4eva: Next time use words that Nigerians understand. Do you think this is an American site?

i no know o. Even if na american site, last time ah checked, 9ja don't speak yankee, they speak briton.

You try sha, but should have just said coins 4 ol to get it better. No be everybody go school na!

Didn't get wat you mean dat he gat ol quarters

cyrexx: @bolded

so your yahweh is such a puny god that he can be persecuted.
na wa o for very big god o.

the things of God is foolishness to those that reason wit their senses and not wit their spirit. Op, wat do you mean by atheist? Do you think it's only born again christians that make heaven? Good ppl from other religions can. It's ol d matter of bein good and possessing good qualities, forgiving and humble, caring and loving etc. Source- God's explanation to the statement "the just shall live by faith alone "

Stella_Bella: Family connector.
Nigeria defender.
your nyash like okrika..
Who cares where she is from, She is the first lady

so u really don't care? Yet you gat d mind to link dat act to her relatives abi? Why dis hatetion na? Well, i comment my reserve!!

I think none is more difficult to raise provided you have wat it takes to raise kids but a baby gal might need a lil bit of more concentration ranging from periods to d fact she would go and have another family name and parents would want dem to represent them well in her new home. That's why they would take extra time in teaching her dos and don'ts of d society, good home managing skills and so on. 2. Wat a boy does remains outside but wat a gal does, she brings it home- parents will also take extra time to make sure there baby gals don't disgrace them if you know wat i mean. And finally, a man said something like "every daughters can b a mother but not every mothers were once daughters" this's to say, b4 a woman can settle in her own, she must have gon tru a period of training in daughtership, atleast, no sensible parents would want their daughters to stay wit dem for life or being brought back to them after marriage for one reason or the other. Also, gals d say are weaker sex, who would want her daughter harassed sexually or intimidated? Due to that, parents would watch their baby gals closely. With this, one can conclude that baby gals need extra care. I said none is more difficult because if you have wat it takes to train ur kids, money, skills, time, luv etc it wont be difficult, infaat you will even be happy you're doing it and positive response will give you joy! So none is more difficult, after all they are all children!

.NET:
To those who branded those boys as cultists, I hope you've heard the true story.

Something similar happened to me in Port Harcourt 2007. One day, I went on marketing, drive distributing fliers (for the company I was working for). I entered Tantalizers at Nwaja junction in Trans-Amadi to drop some flyers of my company for a program that was forth-coming.

Inside the Restaurant, there was this small, photo studio and I met a young boy there. After exchanging handshakes and other pleasantries, I dropped my flyers and asked him to let people take them, so they can patronize my company.

I had barely left Tantilizers when this boy ran towards me and (with a terrible frown) asked me to come back to Tantalizers. I asked him what the problem was, but he refused to say anything. He insisted that I come, so I obliged ( I had no choice).

When we got there, the boy said the most bizarre thing I have ever heard in my life. He said that when I shook him (handshake), his peni.s got missing. I was bewildered! At this point, people started rushing inside Tantalizers to see the 'Peni.s thief'.

Before I knew what was going on, SLAPS and PUNCHES started coming from Left, Right and Everywhere! I wasnt even given a chance to explain myself. The more I tried to talk, the worse it got for me. It was as if I had a grouse with these people before this time. These people were beating me as if they knew me before

So, after a few punches, someone mustered courage to ask the boy to unzip his Trousers. He did so and alas... the PENI.S was THERE. That was when he said something worse. He then said that the Peni.s is there quite alright, but that it is not working. So, some people became apprehensive of the boy. His story was not straight anymore. First, it was missing; now, it is not working. Which one we go take? Meanwhile, I was writhing in pains, due to the slaps and blows I had received from those vulcanizers and spare parts dealers.

When I saw the thing, I felt like stabbing that boy and dying together with him. Finally, they let me make a few calls. I immediately called my BOSS. He came with some other people and we then went to the Police Station.

By the time we got to Trans-Amadi Police Station, the boy obviously saw it was going to be a Bad-day for him. People of influence started coming. Immediately, the boy started feigning Illiteracy, pretended not to know how to even speak or write English. My BOSS warned him sternly and threatened to deal with him.

Then, a thought came into my mind: Let me take this boy to a Hospital where he can be medically examined to know if actually his peni.s is not working. But on the other hand, I thought: What if this boy had a disease before, and the medical exam proves it. Won't it corroborate his story. After everything, I just decided to let it go.

The way God saved me from that day, I will never forget.

Now, consider this: WHAT IF MY STORY HAPPENED IN ALUU?

if you had read my previous post, i mentioned dat notin could be done to save dem cos they are dead already in spiritual realm. D same thing is applicable here, if you were dead in the spirit realm or it's ur time to die, d person dat summoned dat couraged to confirm d boy's story might even be d one that'l give u ur last punch on earth- dat's d way tins work but many are not aware, just go and tank your God!!! I say they are dead in d spirit cos a friend of mine dat studies in uniph dat knows one of dem-actually admires d fine 1, told me a dream she had in d morning dat very day they were killed- don't wanna go into dat now sha. Jesus said "let d dead bury d dead" i just hope dis would b d last comment i'll make on dis aluu topic about the wickedness of man so i'll just go and mourn d death of those i know not, yet!! Hurts me more than d death of my own grandfather dat just died peacefully on his sleep!!!! REST IN PEACE, BROTHERS!!!!

Truth be told, i'll continue to date her till i find another!! Just hope she wont break bottles on ma head wen i tell her finally am engaged, d bitchy time doesn't Fu.ccking wait for anybody!!!!

thegoodjoehunt:
Nice but it is Ugonna (Tipsy) that lost his mum not Lloyd (Big L).

guy i know, just dat sorrowful heart just cant lemme tink clear.

thegoodjoehunt:
As the true story of this incident unfolds, you get to feel even more sorry for these Boys. My heart aches when I imagine how they felt knowing they were losing their lives for crimes they never committed. This is too sad. What would it have caused these blood thirsty people to listen to them. What would it have caused Bright to let the people know that it was a false alarm. Definitely not the lives of these boys. This is too sad.

have wondered wat they'll be thinking even at d point they were burnt. One might be thinking, somebody pls help us!! Pls save us, another might be thinking, wat have i done to deserve this?? Another might be thinking, can this really be happening or am i daydreaming? Loyld whose mama died 4 yrs 2go might be thinking, mama, where're u? Why cant u save ur only boy, infaat, am coming to stay wit u forever, peacefully. D truth is dat there's noting that could be done for them to be saved cos they are dead already in spirit realm. But death can be so wicked!!!! Ve seem somebody hit his chest on a wall while runnin and died instantly, but despite d beating, they still didn't die. They might wish a poisonous snake will come and bite dem and they'll die within minutes dan to face such wickedness. Some ppl believe dat ppl dat died like dis don't rest in peace till justice is done, e.g cain and abel, dat might be while one was buried in a forest. Anyway, i pray they'll forgive them aluus and go and rest in d bosom of d lord where they would know no pain or sorrows! REST IN PEACE MY BROTHERS TILL WE MEET TO PATH NO MORE. YOU WERE BROTHERS B4 DEATH, BROTHERS DURING DEATH AND NOW FAMILY AFTER DEATH. PASS IN ME UR MUSICAL TALENTS AND I'LL TURN UR STOLEN GLORY AND YOUR TRAMPLED DIGNITY INTO A LEGACY THAT'LL LIVE FOREVER IN D HEARTS OF MEN!! THERE'LL BE LOVE IN D HEART OF THE CITY!!!!

If i refused to pay nko? Dem go kill me? If you are self employed and happy, lemme hear you say AMEN!!

I don't and i'll never cos i regret ever dating her. We are still cool tho