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But i want my lady to be d nagging type na. My gf no even send wethn i de do wit my time- she's just too romantic, respectfull, beautifull, carefree, trustworthy and social tho for my liking. As beautiful as she is, she would still serve my food no matter wat i do to her or gals i flirt wit- i dont like dat, I want somebody dat will call me to order be it naggin. Bottomline- human feelings are irrational, you can never predict it!!!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Hmmmm.

The reason? I don't know cos I ain't married[/quote]i seriously thought you were!!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Sorry, not enough reason for Non-Southeasterners to risk getting kidnapped in the Southeast. Make it free.[/quote]LEKWA- ITI

When will this bill be signed into law??

[quote author=i.chuka]hmmm! Lets hear from His word.
Honour thy father and thy mother:that thy days may be long upon the land thy Lord thy God giveth thee..Exodus20:12.
Children,obey your parents in the Lord,for this is right.Honour thy father and mother,which is the first commandments with promise..Ephns6:1-2.
I believe this is the only commandment of God that is attached with a blessing.
We should Honour/obey our parents even in regards to marriage.[/quote]why did you leave out dat portion dat says a man would be seperated from his family to be united wit his wife?? Note how it is written- he would be seperated b4 marrying not marrying b4 seperated. If you understand wat dat means, you would know you are already seperated from your family(ie being a man and making ur own decision etc) b4 marriage. So daddy's choice dont count but his advice and training- tru dat you have honoured him.

i'll first of ol deal wit her in an uncaring way by being violent to her and her accomplice, then retaliate by cheating on her too, later, i'll break up with her before forgiving. Other tin i'll do is to tell her dat she can cheat on me, but cannot cheat on d aftermath, understood??

[quote author=Efemena_xy]This is just sick

There are better ways to correct teenagers than this. Sure, this isn't physical abuse...it's emotional abuse! Stripping a young child of her dignity and publicly humiliating her this way? [/quote]do you have any other option??

Harus: Fool! u and u alone (not other true christains) will b punished.
Condemned people kill for pleasure in d name of Islam despite
condemnation of such acts by Islam but yet Astray people like u
sees nothing to blame but d religion. Would it b wise of me to
blame Christianity just because a christian commit a crininal
offence? For instance, like d one u just post above. U lack
wisdom. BH killed even islamic leaders that preach against such
acts but u kept mute to that. Hate d offender & not the religion.
Islam is a religion of peace. Christianity as well teaches peace but
all that practice christianity cannot be rightous. God did not create
Hell and Paradise for nothing. They must be filled with human. In
that case there must be sinners and righteous. I guess u are not a
good christian. Enquire more from ur pastor. Dont just grow in
height, grow in brain too.

free me jor make i talk d truth!!!

[quote author=ola_pluto]If not that I'm fasting, I would have said something to you, which though is the truth, will really offend you. You lot all forget that the victim is a Muslim family, trying to score cheap silly points with unitelligent assumptions and inferences.[/quote]if nairaland get voice note, i would have equally tongue-lashed dat eba you secretely eat at night you buncha hypocritical wicked barbaric souls!

Asiwaju9ja: Evangelist Kony is a Terrorist and He is a Christian. How many Terrorists do we have in ISLAM?...........

muhamed and his younger brother osama are in the best position to answer dat qweshon, suicide bomber!!! More.bad.maid- how does it sound?

lacasa: If Islam is for Terrorists, then i Gueess Christianity (right from time imemorial) has been/is for -

'Terrorism, Homosexuals, genocide (serbia/bosnian war , Anders brievik, Lra, KKK, Hitler, Crusades), Sodomy, Ritualists (sele church), Militants, armed-robbery, Italia connection, Drug pushing (ask Ma Biafran brodas and sisters ), Fraud/embezzlement/Mafia/PDP jets ), impoverished followers, raping/sleeping wt the female congregates (warri ηo dey carry Last)..

Infact, the Sins are ENDLESS.

And, i rather be a MUSLIM Anyday than Join thαt MOFO Religion called CHRISTIANITY

you as a muslim can open up a church for ur selfish reasons and still be a muslim, but no non-muslim fit open mosque, wethn e wan use do?? Train suicide bombers? The earlier you know christianity is not church but heart, d better for you. Muhamed my stinking shit!!

[quote author=mc~evans]Allahu Akbomb!!
No b me talk am ohh
Hehehehehe[/quote]me no call anybody name kwa o, can u imagine religion?? Omg

This long bad tory dis early mor mor, na wow o. *That person we de shout allah akbar, na God go punish u and ur kind!!*

Felixadded: [b][/b] God bless ur soul

a million times!!!

Why dont you see it this way? I have a gf but d tot of cheating on her is very excrutiating, how then will i feel wen i cheat on her? Like serious, it pains me wenever i think of meeting an attractive babe, her image will just flash and i'll back off. If you are attractive, her image will come to my mind even b4 i notice you are attractive. Due dat i've never cheated on her since our last 8months of dating. But am a bad flirt o

Why dont you see it this way? I have a gf but d tot cheating on her is very excrutiating, how then will i feel wen i cheat on her? Like serious, it pains me wenever i think of meeting an attractive babe, her image will just flash and i'll back off. If you are attractive, her image will come to my mind even b4 i notice you are attractive. Due dat i've never cheated on her since our last 8months of dating. But am a bad flirt o

Amazondepth: Wat audacity!This can't b true!I think it wld b in order to conclude we r a failed nation by any standard.now the criminals in d house forget tribal,religious and party differences to stand by one of their own.this goes to show our problem is dis country is actually a failure of leadership and nothing else.

if presido happens to be a Yoruba and farouk happens to be an igbo, both of us knows it would go tribal, abi i lie?

uihebom: I wish I can see you face to face and squeeze that your dull brain out of your head. With all dis corruption , embezzlement, everybody owning private jet. Billions of dollars missing everyday, legislators collecting bribe even when caught they still clame they never did. Chief judges collecting bribe to make a criminal win a case. LG collecting billions and clame they built 10 bore holes with it. Police throwing accuses at people ,killing innocent people everyday, their superiors don't care. The FG are not asking questions. Cos they are busy looking for their own pocket to send their kids to Harvard, Princeton,Manchester, oxford university. And you have the guts and balls to say you will question and scrutinize the survey company. You are lucky dis an online forum,your head would have roll.

am surprised you bothered reading dat guy's post, i didn't try it!!

[quote author=greatgod2012les]som of Mine are:
1. Pressing my phone while doin anything, even while walkin on streets and high ways, cookin, washin plates, watchin movies, in church, eatin,anythin at ol.. So addicted to my phone. I can press my phone ol day one stop!
2.Dont use towel at all, its either i use my wrapper or d water dry on my body-i seriously love dat feeling esp wit my RARE very silky-hairy skin. Shame on me, i gat towel but never use it on my body rather i use it to clean shoes, mouth after eatin, hands, dust from anywhere,clothes etc, tinkin of buying new one sef, lol. And i dont rub cream cos d 2much hairs on ma skin is very silky, they radiate and adorn my body naturally[/quote]corrected!! Everybody thinks am weirde, well maybe cos i do alot of weirde stuff!! Lolz

candieangel12: You can meet me tonight, in your dreams...I'll be waiting

great, but my dream tonight has already been booked, wat about urs?

Even without scattering any cash, you would still bend 4 him, gal you love dikson die, where can i get to meet you??

PalmTree: Wireless Fidelity. There is no shame in asking questions my bro.

tanks dude, but you just said d full meaning, you haven't defined it yet, wat's it function, E5 get am? I fit use am see person we de yankee or underworld via video call?

B4 una begin attack my stupidity, abeg wethn be wi-fi?

illiest: Read your bible thoroughly and digest it dont read just a section. and become a protestant.Reverence is respect so you can give respect to your pastor if he merits it. If you don’t understand English understanding the bible will be difficult for you. We are not here to talk about what you have done for God and what I have done. Only God can tell. Yes let’s take it that you have done more congratulations and keep it up. Can you also name the things in heaven ? let me know what I have used that is in heaven. Mary even asked everyone to listen to Jesus during the wedding in canan , Mary also bowed and cried under the cross he was crucified. I have succeeded in life i tell you. Jesus is my saviour and in only Him i trust. Mary is my mother too and your mother cos she gave birth to our Lord Jesus Christ.You can argue from now till for ever you cant still change the truth. and ill honour Her for ever and she will continue to pray for me and intercede for me.no one says she is the way to God. Jesus is the only way to God. and Jesus is God. Mary the mother of Jesus can also help pray to Jesus cos she is the mother . Brain storm and think and stop your funny arguments .... i wonder why am arguing with you . that attends a mushroom church.

mary is dead, am pretty sure she didn't resurrect like Jesus, or did she?

mko abiola: U av a very serious problem.
Is d toilet a master bed rooom.
I pity u if u enta public toliet.if u no go contact toilet disease.eradicate it now

well i don't know, but i really do stay long and i don't even like closing d door when ever am bathin or goin to toilet. I only close d toilet if there's someone at home, but for d bathroom, it's always open anytime am using it, abi you never see am b4?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]When Okada Driving was Banned in Aba -- My Eyes saw enuf Inventions!

Even Caterpillars Bike were Made -- Govt think say 'em get Brain [/color]

school boy then, me enjoy am wella!!

condralbede: Mine is to drink garri evry afternoon,no matter hw d cost of garri raises it's a must do! I nver 4get 2 add sugar,milk, n cold(ice)water.....men una need to try dis.

smoking garri rather, smokin, dat's d right word!!! *Winks*

[quote author=Okija_juju]...Am I the only one interested in knowing how this contraption can possibly work? I dont think its plausible..[/quote]dude, i was in aba around dat time okada was banned there, guy you need to see the kind of construction aba dudes made outta this bikes. Some of then were even powered by a generator, some had 4 tires, 1 front, 3 back. D first keke napep i ever entered was made outta bike. It's more of a keke napep- like bike, ppl were afraid of it, but for me, who cares Me enjoy am wella o!!!

packman: [size=15pt]WHAT THE Bleep ARE ALL THIS BUNCH OF RUBBISH SOME TIMES I WONDER IF THE MODERATORS ALWAYS READ THROUGH THE TREAD BEFORE SENDING TO FRONT PAGE

RETARDS.........[/size].

call it watever you like, dis guy don break nairaland record of d most liked post, unless am wrong tho. I'll prefer this to ol dose heartbreaking topics dat always mak d fp,thanks!!!

chinny16: most of u hear r talkin buh dnt have single respect for ur parents. i am a young babe buh i av d knowledge rite from time nt even from a pastor that respect and luv ur parents so dat there blessings will be wit u. just last weekend my neighbour son of 32yrs called his mum a "witch" jus because of a slight argurment btw them. and i tell u dis woman really work hard to see that thngswill b well for her old boys she have at home butin return @ there age is insults. she cried that night n from my flat i could feel it....buh d case have b handle by another neighbour who arranged mopol d next day n dey really gave d guy d punishment n beating of his life. pls we should really love and respect our parents n any stupid pastor dat says ur mum is a witch should give u proved from d day u whr born,cus d guy claims it was his pastor @ dunamics dat told him that.

sorry to derail thread, am a born again, but if any pastor or imam ever tell me dat about my mama, dat would be d end of his or her ministry!!

Leadn: God have mercy on you though...

THOU SHALL NOT MAKE THY ANY GRAVEN IMAGE, THE WAY THAT WOMAN IS KNEELING AND PRAYING B4 DAT IMAGE, IS DAT PROPER, WHO KNOWS, SHE MIGHT EVEN BOW DOWN TO IT, IS IT NOT IDOLATORY?