₦airaland Forum

LesbianBoy: *Enters thread and notices how ''Dry'' it is, yawns and plays Tonto dike's song to brighten up this thread*

bros nawa 4 ur name o, if i fit change username, i go just change am com leave anythin les for you cos your name dont speak good about mine, me na chineke boy o. But you are correct sha, this thread is borin, i come across this shit erryday!! Bad boys ni, minion and hades ko

How do you know dose guys are even bad? Cos of wat they type on nairaland?? You are attracted to bad guys cos you love bad tins, as simple as dat. Have u tried dating d ones you call good guys?? Did they satisfy you or disgust you?? Well to me, i would just say you like tins happenin, you like happenin guys, you don't want to be bored at ol especially by ur man, and i think that's were guys you tag "bad guys" seems to fall. If i were you, i would call it lively guys cos gossip is bad, arm robbery is bad, killing is bad, domestic violence is bad and so on and a guy dat does ol dat is a bad guy. So you cant tell me you are attracted to a guy dat, kills, gossip, will batter you and so on. But if dat's truly wat you want, i suggest you go for psychological evaluation. So i think you are attracted to a more than a lively guy, dose i call happenin guys like 190 dat's funny and has more dan 7lovers.
Btw, i think seun is crushing on you 4 putting dis on d front page, he's a "Bad guy" tho, *winks*

Op, i don't know but i know dat a quarrel witout due resolutions can be deadly. And who said ol relationships are not rosy?? Mine is not just very rosy, it's even very hibiscus sef!!!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]This is an Issue [/color]

which issue again, oga be specific, no be ol man go skul na, haba?

ItsModella: I listed the things I hated. Of course, I can't pick out akamu and custard from food but I still hate them. The OP asked if we were picky eaters. To me, being a picky eater is eating somewhat a select type of food or the unwillingness to try some foods because there are things in them you hate so much that you can't eat them whether on their own or cooked into a dish.

yeah i know, just jokin. But seriously, i need to stop this and eat berra food to gain weight and not this my I-figure o. I love weight, unlike you, am not really a fan of modelling. I dont like modelling 4 some personall reasons. Bottom line- i wanna stop pickin food and get FAT!!

Mynd_44: How do you give people cash? Its pointless

ask am o. I fit use 1 or 2k buy cheap but beautiful gift but i cant giv d gal 1k or 2k as gift na, she go just de wonder, which kind hungry man we de give better babe like just 2k- u know? Something like that. So she wont appreciate it just d same way she wont appreciate it if i give her gifts she dont like. Dear mondi, if she likes, let her keep it in her water closet system, so far she reciprocates dat act of gift sharing, it's fine by me. Who cares wat she does wit it, dat's y it's called gift- give it free, thanks!

mondi_cheeks: you can put the money u r willing to spend on a gift card instead the u give that to her so she can get what she wants

u too like money!!!

Abrantie: Ooooh, I'm so scared. What is TB gonna do? Cast his juju spell on me. It's funny how we African Christians claim to be so devout and yet believe in the supernatural or occult.

Entire scripts of Nollywood movies glorify these evil figures. In Nigeria today, there's a charm for every aspect of life. Want a USA visa? No problem -- there's a special juju for that. Can't get your wife pregnant? Well, instead of praying to God, why don't you just kidnap and sacrifice your 2 yr old nephew?

So in such a nation, can one trust a person who claims to be a Christian "man of God"? I wouldn't.

i dont know ur msg tak concern topic, abi tbj don ask u ur 2 yr nephew b4? Well, tank u 4 d msg but do u mind answering my question now?

Abrantie: TB Joshua is a fake. Emmanuel TV is ridiculous. I entered uni at 16. I got my first degree at 19 and masters at 21 so I know a thing or two about medical science, human physiology, psychology and even religion *gasp*. I think I'm smart enough to believe that nothing.. absolutely nothing about TB or his station makes any damn sense.

Only the most gullible and the most destitute (which implies 90% of the population) would fall for such antics. When people are faced with hard times and poverty, they become more religious and are willing to believe ANYTHING. Africa is a fertile ground to find such people. TBJ has discovered the formula and he's capitalizing on it all the way to the bank.

do u realise u have no right wat so ever to call him fake?

ItsModella: Yes, I am very picky eater...extremely picky. I hate a lot of things that I don't even know where to start; onions, pickles, mushrooms, olives, stock fish, dry fish, tomatoes and peppers that are not blended and cooked properly, custard, akamu, plantain etc...I freaking hate all of them, I just can't stand them. I can spend an hour picking them out of my food.

so you do pick akamu, planten and curtard from ur food, my sister abeg which kind food be datlol! Btw the way i pick food, i consider my self a half veg. Anytin animal that is tasty, i don't eat, fried egg, fish, meat- i eat only fried meat and kpomo, if i continue de list, it fit enter two pages, i even go d extent of not eatin any food cooked wit onions, fish, some meat and d rest of them. Infaat, i enjoy tasteless foods like a whole plate of white rice wit just a drop of well screened[removin everything removable, kinda like moderat tins sha] stew. Na why i slim like saY tomoro no de, where as my papa na fatty bom bom. I just wish i could stop!!

musKeeto: hmm.. maybe it was coincidence, maybe there's a medical explanation, who knows?
thanks for sharing..

ve mine 2 share as well, but i wont bother cos it wont change u. But answer, why's christianity annoying to u.

You pagans and anti-tbj are at it again. I've respect for ol religions but wat i don't get is why you atheist are hell bent over a God you don't belive in. Why wont u leave us and let us keep deceivin ourselves in religion? Nawa 4 u pagans o. Billion. U make sense sha but i think christianity emphasizes more on faith than any other religion if at ol there's another religion that preacher faith.

blink182: you are jobless and its driving you maaaaaaaaaaaaard.

i beg to disagree, d guy make sense. A friend of ma bros took a gal out on her buffday to phone villa were d sell big big phones, 4 d gal mind, d guy wan buy 4 am better phone. When they reached, d guy bought for am phone casin- how do you think d gal will feel? Ur guess will be as good as mine!

I've never given gifts b4, so i don't know if am terrible at it!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]If u have probs with ambiguity, then u certainly need a Psychic!

Oops! Are u reading tis from a Cafe. . .5Mins Left? [/color]

bros abeg, wethn be d ambiguilty? Abeg i no commit any crime to be guilty of anything o so make you expantiate jor!!

ashmanpolo: iWish u can tell me dat †o M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ face N c how childishly I deal wit ppl like u...nw if u doubt me drop ur number here or contact

bros i don't mean to intrude again, but lemme tell ya, d worst mistake you'll do here is to take comments too personally like dis cos dis's a faceless forum. Nobody knows who. Even if you're a commando, do you know if he's ur commander, take am easy o. And besides, am suprised dis topic still de go 8 pages, i tink say una no like d topic?

[quote author=God2man][/quote]i couldn't read d post cos e long, u still de quote am again. Nawao, bros e no bam o.

Mynd_44: Source please

though d source's there but like seriously, you dont need it cos anybody can give any advice anytime. So if i were you, any advice about life partner of all tins you get, put them together, choose those dat suits u and ponder on them for a better future- i don't even think you need my own advice cos i think you ARE YOU MARRIED?

Page seriously bookmarked, not even for reference but to read it later. I couldn't get d meaning by just reading d headlines- cosAmNotDemotionalType. Op, next time, try breaking it down for ppl like me!

ashmanpolo: All these quarel-quarel for Nairaland n̶̲̥̅̊☺ good O. One day some ppl will xchange physical 'blowz' hia o

No wahala u b My padi joor. One bottle on me

loooooooools!!! ¤Seriously, i cant just stop winking*

ashmanpolo: I sound soo disappointed in u and am taking ϑis thing too annoying. See hw u're even petting urself. worry yourself, i won't beg anything, you hear?. Mark A drunkard's humbleguy's words? Nope I won't. Op, Get A life and stop all these cursing and degrading and lemme end up like my medical doctor of A father

corrected!! Sorry 4 everything but humility pays!!

Okija_juju: Who exactly is LOW CLASS?!!



What a condesending thread for Niggas with an 'over-bloated superiority complex..'

my brother can you imagine Dumping clothes cos u saw it on someone else abi d clothe was made for only him Mr op, mark ma words, your pride shall be your downfall!!!

Enough of this aba pictures thread stuff na! Haba, we don hear na. I thought they say a word is enough for the wise? One thread is enough na abi u no know were t.a.o de?

Eko Atlantic: How far ode?
Long time no see

yo.robber aka Yoruba aka pigs tribe aka............ Just jealous because when your useless tribe tried it, we no tok to them, they just died, rotted and fertilised our crops for us, akpa amu tribalist!

Ganys: Indian Man & bigot gany Man Shares Something in Common
BUSINESS &

wethn concern igbo for this thread, eh tribalist? I rather spent billions of euros on this goat than to dash u 1kobo in dat ur present bankruptcy!!! Choi!! Igbos make una take heart maka na ogadimma. But wait o, was it Isaac abi na Ishmael oga Abraham been wan chume, last time i checked it was isaac or is ishmel and isaac one person in islam? FANTASTIC!!

pDude: See how people just dey die like chicken in naija over silly reasons. Chai!

See as GARRI dey kill people

abeg, we bbpreye He needs to intercede in this matter!!

Odunnu: ID, settle this boy make we for hear word. Wetin?!

you wethn na? me no be thread derailer, this particular thread we giv me opportunity to express my self, u no wan make i utilise am? Free me o, but na true o, idowu mi, settle me make i de go jor!!

Idowuogbo: hehehhee...

Judge Judy

idowu mi, can i be ur baby daddy for this thread only, plsss?

Idowuogbo:

omg!!! She even quoted my post *seriously blushing* like seriously, i really do admire you secretely and should i get a chance to see you physically, that would be d best tin dat would happen to me dat day!!

fairygeh: . U too STFU wts wrong with this one

notin!!! Just telling u dat you are wrong. Everything gat limits, wen you cross it, it's st.upi.di.ttttY