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@Op ur cousin should divorce the LovePeddler, and for those of u talking rubbish and asking mumu kwesion "is the guy a virgin?", abegi let u guys face reality! In this age and time we all know Men are not suppose to be virgin while women are meant to! Chikina!

^ I know u r not a virgin, u this girl!

^ I beat women and men together does that make me a coward too!, u know women can be very annoying!

Virginity is lack of opportunity period!!!

^^ even though its on the frontpage constantly, many of them nor go still hear word!

^^ freecoochie, can I take off ur pant!

********tells Godson2233 and Excelboi to shift so blood won't touch them, drags JBX closer and breaks bottle on his massive forehead for being such a MUGU******

‎​A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch . . . You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are extremely good looking.

"Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh mercy me' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth.

@Op, if she is nigerian, I will rain blows on her face instanta!

NJ girl could u pulease shut the f*uck up, thank u in advance!

Op you are a golddigger!!!!

@seedord247, LMAO!

Freecoochie, so this is what u have been going tru all this while and u run ur mouth on here like say "all is well with u", Anyway @topic dump the brodas backside chikena, this is what we call "local!", the guy is doing u "local!"

But they are sex object na! So we men must look at them as one!

Heard mrs chima had cancer of the boobsi someone pls confirm!

Those who get cut are "wanna-be players", wait until you meet really player u can't catch them at all cos they have every of their action well mapped out!

pro01:
Why be say na so so women dey comment on a fellow woman beauty? 'Male eyes' would do a better job of evaluating her, so all you mascara and eye-shadow tainted eyes should berra look elsewhere.

Anyways, most of Mercy's other pics I've seen are as beautiful (and sexier) than these . . .especially those that reveal some cleavage and whatnot. She doesn't have to dress like a Christian Mother for her to appear 'classy' (whatever the hell that judgmental shyte means) or beautiful.

i wonder!

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=825431.msg9767566#msg9767566 date=1323904714][size=18pt]FALLS FROM TREE [/size][/quote]******Catches 190 b4 he lands, looks at him and wondering why he is always climbing something and falling! (if it is not tree today it is world trade center tommorrow) then slams 190 to the ground************

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=825682.msg9769636#msg9769636 date=1323943536]Serves the woman rite

especially cos shes Nigerian [/quote]

@op, what else if not moiney

[quote author=Afro_Blue link=topic=823848.msg9760036#msg9760036 date=1323827401]

[img]http://2.bp..com/_PCd4cnfJLZ8/TG1mFYRdnhI/AAAAAAAAABQ/BULg1bcARbM/s1600/1+billion+naira.jpg[/img][/quote]with this money you can fork 500,000 naija babes

Is good for the woman jor!,

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=825130.msg9769116#msg9769116 date=1323938427]^wat are u doin on the fence  KIM BARELY [/quote]search me

Orisirisi plenty for this nairaland o, what a username!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=820753.msg9757738#msg9757738 date=1323797790]As much as I don't want to bust your "dream", but I am here to tell you that THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS A MR. RIGHT.  Now there are Mr. Right for you, but no Mr right.   Mr. Right is PERFECT so you will wait until you are dead and buried for Mr. Right. 

Just accept a man for all the good things he has and work on his weaknesses.  However, if he has some deal breakers that you can't ignore, find another man that doesn't have those deal breakers.

What you should focus on is a good man that loves you for you and will work to grow with you as both of you live through trial and errors.  What doesn't kill you will only make you stronger and wiser.

Don't be like those women sitting on the park bench waiting on the perfect man that will never come around. 

I am sure you have flaws and errors that could push men away however, the right man for YOU will accept you as you are and work to grow with you.[/quote]SO you can actually type like this! i used to think u were from another planet with the way u used to type b4(they dont always make sense) https://poorwilliam.net/gif-ani/smart_guy_shaking_head_no_md_clr.gif