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You want to marry her but she doesnt want 2 bear your surname!

HER REASON: Your surname sounds "somehow" so she wants to stick to her maiden name cos it sounds "COOL"

If na me,  i am having none of that! is either she answers my surname or i find someone else 

So NL guys if na una wetin una go do? 

Woke4all:
Still laughing hard

Falls from mountain kilimangaro!

^^^ BRA AND PANT

********tells odiaero to shift so blood wont touch him, then draws bin gbagbo closer and breaks coke bottle on his BIG HEAD*********

@Slimyem you are

Sexkillz just saw ur pix, u r really an halbino o little wonder everyone calls u that!

Drags bandiejay back! And gives him a "wet kiss"

Hotie mama sweery do u know u r one of ppls the poster is referring to? @freecoochie, pls just STFU will u? Broken record like u!, lol

Henry46,apart from my wife Natasha! u are 150% right with this post, look at all of them Nl girls they all have over a thousand post and if u check most of their posts u will notice they don't only come to NL everyday but have time to type 'long essays'! Beautiful girls who have guys flocking around them won't have that kinda time! Most NL girls= dry and wowo girls!

Freecocoa, you are beginning to sound like a broken record!, everybody is 'seeking attention' u are also seeking attention too,di u know that?!,

Ijogzk, madam, Most club girls do demon when trying to marray nigeria mens!

After 16 years dedicated to building the premier comedy show, Nite of A Thousand Laughs, comedy merchant and the man reputed to be the founding father of modern day stand up comedy in Nigeria, Opa Williams, is taking a bow.

This shocking news was contained in a statement signed by his media company, Media Image Managers, MIM. Williams, a movie producer and director, is resting Nite Of A Thousand Laughs. Consequently, the pan Nigeria show will have its last editions on December 26 in Benin and January 1 in Port Harcourt.

An
emotional Williams said in his office that the decision to stop the show that has brought him fame and fortune as well as served as a launch pad to all popular stand up comedians like Julius Agwu, Basket Mouth and I Go Dye among many others, was “a hard one.”



Opa Williams

And why would Opa Williams take such a hard decision after 16 successful years of taking the show to Europe and across Africa? “When we started Nite of A Thousand Laughs in 1995, we were the only comedy show, we were the real, and Nigerians witnessed something fresh and unique.

“Jokes were original and audience members actually laughed a ‘thousand’ times. Consequently, the show produced superstar stand comedians who got their first break on the stage of Nite Of A Thousand Laughs. These comedians went ahead to start their own shows.”

These shows became a recreation of Nite Of A Thousand Laughs. It turned out to be a ‘see one, see all shows’ situation. “The fallout is that the audience members paid dearly for this as they are short changed without knowing it.

As a pioneer, in fact the arrow head of the comedy revolution in Nigeria, I decided I won’t be part of this audience short changing scheme anymore, so Nite of A Thousand Laughs is stepping aside, to retain its dignity,” an emotion laden Williams said.

He brushed aside the insinuation that competition is forcing him out of the game he founded.

Go and sleep with the lecturer on her behalf!

Someone plis confirm, I heard mrs chima is GAYY, is it tru? And sexdoesntkillzitsverysweet is a LESBIAN!, is it also tru?!

I agree with 190 on this, the woman is kwesion cant be a nigerian, Period!! No be naija womens wen get one kind of mentality(only God knows where they got it from) that if a man makes moiney its 'OUR MOINEY' but if it is a woman it is 'MY MOINEY!'

Naija Womens are CONFUSED


If you praise a naija babe, she thinks u r telling lies.


If you dont, u r a good 4 nothing BF

if she talks, she wants u 2 listen.

If u listen, she wants u to 2 talk

if u touch her, u r not a gentleman

if u dont, ur not man enough

if u agree 2 all her likes(BB torch,house rents, brazilian hair, etc) u are a 'MUGU'

if u dont, u r not understanding


NAIJA WOMENS, So irritating!!!!!

@op, okay we don hear you, we promise to see them as 'SU' from now on!

Besides i (and i am sure many guys on this lomance section) do not see GOLDIELUKS as a bad girl even she

cynthiafred67:
nah wah oo watin i no go hear 4 Nl? @op so u are so jobless that u go abt lookin at womens pants? If their pants are dirty wot is your biz?

cynthiafred67 <<<< VILLAGE CHAMPION and doesn't close her legs properly!

Why cant nigerian womens close their legs properly! As i type this, if u know the amount of naija girls pant i have seen if turned to cash i for don rich pass my SENIOR brother BILL GATES! Even when they want to enter 'okada' u go see as many of them go just raise up their already short skirt and widening their laps and b4 u can say LESBOBOY! you have seen the DARK WHITE PANT a.k.a DIRTY WHITE PANT! Some are even navy green in colour! pliss naija girls make una try cover una lap jor! Or better still wear JEAMS if u nor FIT! I no how many girls i have embarassed becos of this! any time i notice any girl whether in club or any other place not sitting properly like a lady i make it obvious when staring that way they sharply close and there is this embarrasment look on their face! Once again pliss make una close una laps!

On a second cud it be that naija womens sleep around so much so they are already used to opening their legs! Guys wetin una think abi i LIE?!

Why una no wan reply this thread na! anyways poster make i pity u! I think relationship with punny wud be so BORING!!!

Why una no wan reply this thread na! anyways poster make i pity u! I think relationship with punny wud be so BORING!!!

Why una no wan reply this thread na! anyways poster make i pity u! I think relationship with punny wud be so BORING!!!

Why una no wan reply this thread na! anyways poster make i pity u! I think relationship with punny wud be so BORING!!!

afam4eva:
Has his friends deserted him?

you still they ask? If his wife can live him earlier this year, am sure his friends could have left him like 2 or 3 years ago! LMAO! Thats life! When u are successful everybody go wan claim u, but once everything goes bad everybody go take off!

komole:
Nigerian ladies (most) are not stingy but rather GREEDY. When you keep enmassing wealth are resources from different quarters (from various boy friends and aristos), and yet still come to your steady struggling boyfriend and still want to snatch away the little he has to add up to you excess, I think that is callous and disheartening.

The average Nigerian lady, is someone who wants to live far above her standard. She wants to use phones, fix weavon, carry designer hand bag, and live a general lifestyle even her own parents and entire family combined together can't live.

A poor boy still squats with his parent, yet when he calculates the total amount he has given a particular lady(ies) in a couple of months, it would have been enough to get him a decent and well furnished apartment.

My advice to guys is, start concentrating on you future to become successful 'cus this girls will NEVER settle with you if you aren't comfortable. If whatever you want to give a lady (friends generally) isn't so important, withold it and save it for more important things.

If you are only a salary earner, why buy a lady a phone of over N70,000 or weavon of N90,000 just to impress her? Isn't that madness.

And to the ladies who are complaining men buy only food, food, and more food, they have noticed you are gluttonic in nature anwant to satisfy your appetite. Without food you won't survive, but without those wasteful items, you sure can survive.

If you think your boyfriend is stingy, GET A JOB!!!

Pls guys should re-read the bolded part again, and again, and again! Until it enters ur heads!

Yorisb:
PMSL!

Yoriyorisb, madam what does PMSL means! Sorry for asking, is just dat am not the RAZZ TYPE so i  wouldnt know what that means! So can u give the full meaning? thank u!

Annita19 sweery, can we discuss this over breakfast!

slimyem:
when i first heard it tonight i laughed so much i slapped my father in-law.

FATyem(f) bro, i tot u were singo never new u were marrieed, and to think i was about to nyansh you and wife you!

Please moderator i dont where to post this so plis forgive me o, patience dame jonathan has done it again with her 'queens english' here is what she said

''Today is world aids day, and all of us have AIDS only that some people are positive while others are negative! I can help but LMAO! Y'all can watch it on NTA network news tonight again, they show it again!