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When Weed Was Used In The Wedding Rice Instead Of Thyme / Ram Went To Vendor To Read Today's News Papers / News Papers Headlines IF MANDELA'S Funeral Was Held In Nigeria..#very Funny# (2) (3) (4)

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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by shadrach77: 6:24pm On Jan 25, 2012
Armed robber bags 10 year jail term grin grin grin
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by eghost247(m): 6:27pm On Jan 25, 2012
^^^ nairalanders no go kill me oh
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by shadrach77: 6:34pm On Jan 25, 2012
Nigerians groan as fuel price rises shocked shocked shocked
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Sike(m): 7:04pm On Jan 25, 2012
Lwtmb!
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by shadrach77: 7:08pm On Jan 25, 2012
easterners begin mass exodus as boko haram's ultimatum expires  cheesy cheesy cheesy

Eyinmba/Rangers trade tackle  shocked

Jakande bemoans state of Lagos roads  grin grin grin

Tinubu berates FG  cheesy cheesy cheesy

The embattled state governor may be impeached shocked shocked
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by arewatech(m): 7:31pm On Jan 25, 2012
The FG must go after those romancing with the Boko Haram
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by LesbianBoy(m): 7:33pm On Jan 25, 2012
shadrach77:

easterners begin mass exodus as boko haram's ultimatum expires  cheesy cheesy cheesy

Eyinmba/Rangers trade tackle  shocked

Jakande bemoans state of Lagos roads  grin grin grin

Tinubu berates FG  cheesy cheesy cheesy

The embattled state governor may be impeached shocked shocked
shadrack77 e don abeg! LAFF DON NEARLY WOUND ME FOR HERE!, loooooooooooooooollllll
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by shadrach77: 7:42pm On Jan 25, 2012
LesbianBoy:

shadrack77 e don abeg! LAFF DON NEARLY WOUND ME FOR HERE!, loooooooooooooooollllll
kindly allow me to add this last one

fuel scarcity bites harder cheesy cheesy grin

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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 8:08pm On Jan 25, 2012
I still dey laugh.
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by eghost247(m): 8:10pm On Jan 25, 2012
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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by crackhouse(m): 8:31pm On Jan 25, 2012
Ringim, Bode George parley jonathan in Aso rock - PM News
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Caseless: 9:07pm On Jan 25, 2012
Hahahaha, let me add 2 what we already have.: (1) ABDULMUTALLAB, 'meet the nigerian youngstar that rattled american airline'. (2) ACN and PDP supporters clash in kogi state, after the court adjournmen of the hearing 2 feb 3rd. Outside the court, fight ensued,and the thugs of both parties indulge in FEASTICUFF as the observer scamper for safety' Dailytrust. (3) 2006 worldcup qualifier: nigeria vs algeria 'BATTLE OF ORAN'. (4) OBAGOL: nigerian element of mass destruction (5) IK UCHE: 'nigerian goaleador'. (6) Nwankwo KANU:' the nigerian gangling striker' (7) 'Drogba fights during a preason match;BAD BLOOD: the civilwar blood seems to be runing in the ivorien as he put that to play at the weekend'. (cool the MERCILESS MESSI. (9) 'the attendant consequence of nigerians quest 4 fresh' (10) 'the newyear gift', SUBSIDY REMOVAL. (11)' amosun,amaechi CAGED by GRIDLOCK on lagos ibadan expressway'. (12) 'LATECOMERS', AMOSUN shut gate. Naija 4ny die, na only us dey like dis 4 dis world, We'r unique!
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Btruth: 9:14pm On Jan 25, 2012
Togo to go home. ( 2006 World Cup in Germany).
No way for Norway. World Cup comments.
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by protocol(m): 9:15pm On Jan 25, 2012
1. judgement day  as Imolites  go to the poll- the sun

2. the NSE needs an administrative surgery- punch

3. Sam Loco Efe as an apostle of Benson and hedges cigarettes and other several alcoholic beverages- the sun

4. i will use carrot and stick approach to fight Boko Haram- Goodluck .E. J

5.NSE may soon return to its hurrah days- Business day

6. Nigerian politicians, making maximum profit in minimum time- punch
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by ceejayluv(m): 9:26pm On Jan 25, 2012
1.Over 200 "ROASTED" in pipeline inferno.

2. Clash leaves 10 dead- - Residents and passers-by in Okokomaiko and its environs were thrown into PANDEMONIUM as two groups of street urchins engaged in a BATTLE OF SUPREMACY,


ETTEHGATE SAGA: Reps exchange "BLOWS". -- DECORUM was thrown into the air in the lower chamber of Nass as members engaged into a FREE-FOR-ALL combat,
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 9:40pm On Jan 25, 2012
Boko haram THRUSTS deeper as they ENTER into kano. . .dailies
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 9:46pm On Jan 25, 2012
Closed-door meetings between the Male and Female government officials to EXECUTE PRIMARY ASSIGNMENTS. . .dailies
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jan 25, 2012
NLC and federal government fail to reach the PEAK after 3 ROUNDS OF MEETINGS
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by alex406(m): 10:59pm On Jan 25, 2012
T.B Joshua to decide super eagles fate!
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by alex406(m): 11:02pm On Jan 25, 2012
War of word between obasanjo and atiku. Punch!
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mechris: 11:18pm On Jan 25, 2012
Third Term agenda consumes Ibrahim Mantu.
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by tampa1871: 11:56pm On Jan 25, 2012
PENULTIMATE TUESDAY
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Saheed9: 12:13am On Jan 26, 2012
nibo ni IBORI bori mo
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by slimpoppa(m): 12:57am On Jan 26, 2012
adolfe bad:

Closed-door meetings between the Male and Female government officials to EXECUTE PRIMARY ASSIGNMENTS. . .dailies
Which PRIMARY ASSIGNMENT dem go execute?
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by slimpoppa(m): 1:00am On Jan 26, 2012
Jonathan floors Buhari
Obasanjo carpets Ndigbo
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by BlackPikiN(m): 1:15am On Jan 26, 2012
adolfe bad:

NLC and federal government fail to reach the PEAK after 3 ROUNDS OF MEETINGS


lol.
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 1:21am On Jan 26, 2012
Gov Ohakim misappropriates 50 billion naira
30 billion naira missing from oil account
FG woos investors
Fresh attacks by Boko Haram
GEJ vows to end Boko Haram menace
FG expects 6000MW by , God knows when
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 1:23am On Jan 26, 2012
Army, Police parley to tackle Boko Haram
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mechris: 1:42am On Jan 26, 2012
Third Term  agenda consumes   Ibrahim Mantu.
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by shadrach77: 1:44am On Jan 26, 2012
Falana slams FG  smiley smiley

Governor fumes over ghost workers  grin grin grin

FG gives police boss Ringim marching orders   cool shocked shocked

Chelsea fire coach   cry cry cry

Bomb blast rocks Bayelsa  smiley smiley smiley

Bauchi boils as protest spreads cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by kobikwelu(m): 3:29am On Jan 26, 2012
the IG of police, mr , has promised to "leave no stone un-turned " in the quest to "fish-out" the perpertrators of this "dasterdly act"

lmaooo I JUST KENT
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by kobikwelu(m): 3:33am On Jan 26, 2012
NDIGO has "decried" the "recent spate of bombings across the country"[/b] warning that it could derail the country's "[b]nascent" democracy

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