₦airaland Forum

MrBrownJay1:
ARRANT NONSENSE... as if majority of married men's joystick is not working.

what some of you yeye women dont understand is that, just because your husband's anaconda doesnt rise up FOR YOU, doesnt mean its broken... it just means that the way "you" look cant get this anaconda to rise any longer... or better yet, that anaconda don rise for some young cutie so tey, it has no more energy to rise for your baby hippo self.



LADIES... after childbirth, pls do work on yourselves and try your hardest to get back to your initial shape (by going to the gym, diet and trying to look as sexy as before), because NOBODY DESIRES TO MOUNT A FUGLY BABY WHALE

PS dont shoot the messenger!

If a man only get hard with new catch, it means he sex drive is on the decline. If he can’t starts to make some life style changes, like eating less sugar, carbs and start doing some exercise. He will start to experience complete power failure even with new catches.

Some prescription drugs for BP can mess a man up too.

TheBTCinvestor:
Hahaha bro u said it all o...This is wat I'm kinda experiencing..It takes longer and more effort for my Johnny to rise for wife and mother of my kids...but if I see new smaller or catch...sharp sharp the John Thomas don wake up why is it like that na...na how God create us? I even thought it was even me sef....after two kids...a woman is less desirable sexually nawa o

That is sign for partial ED. If you don’t start to watch your carbs and sugar intake. The thing go begin to fail for new catch self.

Poor looking. You should have kept it to yourself.
Anyway sha ,na poverty headquarters you dey reside.

I thought this guy made sensible comments for once but it turns out to be one of his useless opinions.
Nigerians on the free world does not have a enough to go around. Why would he expect those people behind bar should be prioritize by the government ?

nkemjacob2:
Pls i need an advice I am in love with a girl she is a baby mama. But I am finding hard to battle the metal stress of her been a baby mama of a boy. Pls I need your advice to over come this. I truly love her and I want to marry her. Pls no jokes

If you love her,please follow your heart. Baby mama has never been a drag on any woman until this present generation of Nigerians. I am 52 years old , I know what I am talking about here.
Don’t listen to side talk. Do what makes you happy.

This recovery will only make sense if they ask the company to refund the equivalent of $200 millions in today naira.

[quote author=onome25 post=130303144]SOUTH AFRICA GET BETTER WEATHER ooooo
Mayb na because white people de there
Here for naija , all these Lebanese Wen de do road don bring dry season for most part of the north.....[/So weather magically change because white people dey one location? Hmmm na wa for the school wey you go learn climate.

Empty barrel makes the loudest noise. The people that started prom don’t even do as much.

Still too expensive. If you divides that rate by today exchange rate, it will be around 15 cent, that means Nigerians will paying more than it cost customers in most states in America.

A true reflections on how Nigerian politician brains are wired. They don’t seem to understand what is corruption once they are in power. Every action they undertake is legal.

Reno is very pity.

Can someone explain to me what dollar have to do with clearing goods in Nigeria port? Are they paying the wages to worker that do the paperwork and inspection in dollars?

43Ronin:
Antiperspirant. Deodorant will smell awful when sweat mixes with it

you probably talking about Aba made Deodorants. Lol

Yampotatocarrot:
The person that wrote this needs to be castrated... Is the person an illiterate or what?

The write-up is more confusing than the mood swings is a broke, menstruating lady... Ended up saying nothing at all...

The idea is to get everyone confused. Just write rubbish that people can’t really make sense of. To them, this is better than to be on the run and don’t say anything. In a way , they accomplish their main objectives.

Kyng1:
This really gave me a huge relief, although until this very moment I still can't believe it's chicken pox, due to the sex I had because it's not sexually transmitted.

Bleep you, it is all in your head. Stop calling the girl a prostitute, she is your regular sidekick.
For your information, no known std will manifest so fast and with those symptoms you described.

Some of these documents they are requesting would only make sense if there were existing documentations of citizenship especially at local government levels. At its now, anyone with little money could walk into any local government secretariat with a sworn affidavit and claim his or her is from there. As long as they could speak the local languages, or probably demonstrate their knowledge of the area, they will be granted indigenous document .
Trust me, local government workers will hit a gold mine with this policy.

tiswell:
Rip,hero of justice!

Hero of justice? I guess you are just as messed up as the conspiracy theorist.

I don’t know the original name in English but we call it God bird in Benin. They build their nest in people homes. Traditionally we are not permitted to kill or eat it. Please release the bird, I believe it still learning how to fly.

The day they gave him best female dresser awards and he accepted, that was the day the prison gate was open to admit him.

Not only that Enefele is a thief. He also a mean boss. Just imagine, someone picking up millions of $ for him without any rewards. I am sure that man would have tried to shield him if he was rewarded.
Pay back time.

He committed his crimes as Bobrisky , but he is going to do time as Idris. I bet Idris may be here to stay after all these troubles. The only way he may want to get back to Bobrisky is only if Idris don’t know how to generate money like Bob.

I swear that biometric is a ripoff. I will not be surprised if it being handled by a private company with a cut to government insider.

[quote author=mamaafrik post=129353684]An average person with body odour Is as a result of poor bath hygiene after birth.

Na wa o, we still get ignorant person with this unproven claim for this century?

My friend , your claim is wrong. People have body odor for various reasons, your claim is not one of them. By the way, everyone has odor, but some people own are stronger. Everyone in a climate like Nigeria are supposed to wear deodorant. It doesn’t matter if you bath 5 times a day or you are wear expensive perfume. Perfumes don’t stop body odor.

She was polite enough. If you are going to the gym, you most wear deodorant.

Bob now has a new tittle to his name. Convict.!

These people are really out of touch, no wonder the country is at it worst under this administration . You are not supposed to turned off your Freezer. And in a hot country like Nigeria, you can have Ac with Thermometer on for 24 hrs , It goes off and on according to the temperature.

Poverty no go sha. Phone wey person wey dey work minimum wage for America go carry like normal thing.

Poverty dey leave scar for some people like even when money come them still dey act poor.

He is so out of touch of today Nigeria, he could not place actual value on Naira today .

This news is an indirects announcement. they are planning to buy a new jet for the president. They want Nigerians to know it not worth to continuously spent money on repairs of the old plane.

HNICEARTH:
You heard it first in benin, does not mean it originated from Benin. It's not a benin word, it's an igbo word.

I head it means digits in Igbo language. But in Benin language, it means saving account. . It fair to say, the word was made popular by the Edo’s.

HNICEARTH:
Aza is an igbo word, which means digits or numbers.
Overtime, it was widely adopted in nigeria as a slang for bank account number

AZA literally means account in Benin language. I believe the popular used came from there.