₦airaland Forum

ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.

Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.

I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.

It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.

I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.

My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.

Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.

I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.

#GodBlessAmerica!!!

Dalil8:
Just look at him shaking like a leaf.

Pathetic!
I have watch the video, I don’t see where he was shaking like you describe.
Can you focus on your local politicians instead. You have more than enough trouble in Nigeria to worried about. I bet your dad at Whatever age he is right now might not able to ride a bike under scrutiny.

omoredia:
Biden is a monumental failure as i predicted and the picket of the average American household is telling the story.

oz4real83:
America and their media should always be bold enough to accept and acknowledge their citizens who have dual nationalities when ever they commit crime. This criminal is an American despite bearing a Nigerian name, the news should be reported as such.

HealerH:
I don't use to care about Nigerian politics before now, but the suspense in the APC camp is so interesting I see myself reading any update about their plans.

I have a perfect solution to offer on the current brouhaha in APC camp. But my Grandpa once told me not to correct my enemy when he's making a mistake.

If you truly care about Nigeria, you shouldn't offer advice or give critical analysis on APC's problems. Just sit back and laugh. You never can tell... Buhari might be on Nairaland

siofra:
Stop saying "your face show" please it's ratchet and annoying. Somebody will just be walking on the street, you'll go and appear in front of her and shout "omo babe, your face show" no matter how well you're dressed, at that moment you look broke to me

Stop saying "fine geh" it makes you sound broke and uneducated too. It shows you have no other words in your vocabulary to describe an attractive girl. It's generic and boring.
Sorry your advice no hold water. I sound broke to you too Abi? Lol


Stop telling yellow girls they look like mammy water you sound diabolical and broke and uneducated too.

Thanks

Afamsi:
What is the aim of this news?

606thearena:
Thank you bro . I appreciate.guys I last like 3 minutes sometimes less than that . I have stopped taking sugaring things . And I will register with a gym and get a coach don’t know if I should open up to the gym instructor about my predicament so he can factor in exercises that can greatly improve my premature ejaculation

paramakina202:
Russia is still using Soviet tools in this war by time they move to the next level and start using their mordern weapons Ukraine and their sponsors will have no choice that to surrender.

Truvelisback:
Omo! See weapons of war. Those daring Putin should think twice.

Penguin2:
Sweet 16.

She must have been too sweet for the man to stop

LilMissFavvy:
Did he inform her during courtship that he will practice polygamy? I guess he did not, otherwise she wouldn't have married him. Imagine that during pregnancy when husband's are supposed to show all possible support to their wives, is when he informed her of getting a new wife , now see what pregnancy hormones has made her to do, who doesn't know that most pregnant women are always temperamental? Let him go and marry a second wife in the land of the dead.

NwaAmaikpe:




The truth be told,

It is insensitive of you to be giving your wife the preek while your mother-in-law who gave birth to her is in the other room getting none of it.

That is why she is disgruntled and she has every right to be because I'd feel worse myself.

The fact that she told your wife means she's giving you a hint to make a move on her.

If I were you, this is what I'd do, I'd lure my wife and kids away from the house leaving just me and my mother-in-law, then I'd not only fvck her out of menopause, but I'd also screw out all the sense of entitlement from her.

thrillionaire:
Sasha is fine but this Malia is sexy af. I like her height and slim frame. When I move to America I'll find her and...

baralatie:
Why is Biden playing out all his cards!
This is not how it is played
What if you run out of aces?

Samfloxin:
But is she a Christian?

Animegirl:
toothless bull dog. Biden and Barack Obama, I dont see any difference, weak leaders. This single act of Putin, just show the weakness of U.S.A.

My biggest fear now, I don't pray for China to invade Taiwan, is going to be bloody. China that worship "Dragon"

Now I miss Trump.

Archworld:
It's a beautiful feeling but I think the whites would value it more than us. In fact they were the ones that even made us to know such thing exist because they took care of it over the years. Whites attach values to many things . The ones that were not stolen by the whites , where are they today? I guess dust has finished them . Africa lack maintenance culture . We only begin to value things when they are stolen

Truvelisback:
Do u think those Animals won't lay their filty hands on her?