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4. When they are still teaching you from the same notes they wrote 20 years ago.

Na wa.

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3. When they start boasting about the failure rate of their course.

You’re proud of that?

2. When they say you can’t graduate with a first class because they didn’t.

See me see trouble.

1. When they say “A is for God, B is for me, C and below is for you.”


Are you serious?

Tragedy struck in Dattawa, in the Igabi Local Government Area of
Kaduna State, as four children suffocated after mistakenly locking
themselves in a car.

The children – Umar Mansir (male, 9); Maryam Salisu (female, 12); Sadiyya
Bashir (female, 7); and Fatima Ibrahim (female, 3) – lived with their parents
in Rigasa Quarters and always played together.
However, their parents were said to have gone out on Thursday and one
of them left his Honda Civic car unlocked in the compound. The children
were reported to have entered into the car and later closed the door.
It was said that one of them pressed the lock button and as the car got
heated, the children became trapped.


According to Punch Metro, a resident said the kids suffocated, adding
that their parents did not know they were dead until they came back
home in the evening.

He said, “The incident happened on Thursday, but the police did not get
to know until the following day. The children lived in the same
compound. Their parents went out on a visit that day and they started
playing on the premises of their building.

“Later, they got into the car and locked the doors. When the heat
became too much, they made efforts to get out to no avail. We saw
scratches on the vehicles upholstery and the marks of their hands on
the windows.

“However, they could neither get out nor find help and they died in the
car. When their parents returned, they started searching for them. When
the search was futile, somebody decided to check the car, and the
children were there, dead.”


The incident threw the whole neighbourhood into mourning. The corpses
were kept till the following morning, after which they were buried.


A police source said: “The families did not report to the police for
reasons best known to them. By the time the police got to the place on
Friday, the residents had already prepared the corpses for burial. The
whole community was in tears. The children were buried that day in
accordance with Islamic rites.”

Buh Teebillz na badass sha.

Osisinakpo:
What of when you dream that you're in the midst of high profile people like Your President discussing business?

To dream of a president or in the midst of high profile people represents an aspect of yourself that has
authority, power, or total control over others. Power structure or
management structure. Awareness of a hierarchy that must be
respected before all else. The ability to make important or serious
decisions. Authoritarian decision-making abilities. You or someone else
that has to be taken seriously.... Its almost same as No.5

Dreaming of eating is very common. At it's most simplistic level (with no need of interpretation) it indicates a need for food. Midnight snacks
If you're not physically "hungry" however, it can take on a whole new meaning. Food will often represent aspects of our daily life such as love, friendship, ambition, pleasure, sex etc. Almost anything that we want or need.
If you are eating alone it can often signify loneliness, depression or maybe even rejection. This is particularly true if you have little in the way of a social life and your situation is exacerbated by distance from family etc. The expression "comfort food" does not exist for nothing. Food in our dreams is often a metaphor for something we are lacking. The biggest clue here will be how you felt during the dream. It is not uncommon to still feel unsatisfied no matter how much you eat during the dream. It could well be time to get out there and braoden your social circle.
If, when you are eating, you find that the food is being cleared or taken away before you have finished it may mean that you will have problems with those around you - particularly those that are beneath orr dependent upon you.
Eating with others is a little different. It can denote that you have a lot going on in life as regards other people. Friends, family, lover(s) etc. It's a message to count your blessings.

greatness22:
What about having sex in the dream or seeing your ex giving you yam and palm oil in the dream?

To have sex with a stranger in a dream may symbolize a new you that is emerging
due to changes you are going through. The stranger may also indicate
you are open to a change or a new opportunity that is underway.


Lol.. Yam and Palm Oil

Better WAKE UP!

10. Being Chased.

Okay.. I'm sure you guys'll have something to say abt this one...

Being chased by someone does not exactly mean SOMEONE FROM THE VILLAGE or YOUR WICKED RELATIVES IS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU.. Weda na masquerade, dog, goat, cat, mad mad..etc.. It depends on your mentality.. If you believe someone is trying to get to you.. Then YES,, that someone will GET YOU! *period*





But Still......





PRAY

9. Out of Control

8. Flying

7. Taking a test

6. Being Late

5. Meeting a celebrity

4. Falling tooth

3. Being naked in public

2. Death

Every dream has something to tell.....

These are some of the comon dreams which one of us would have got at least once.


1. Falling

Op

Cc: lalasticlala

Lol

sorextee:
I agree with 18..

I'm in line with 16. Cos my frnds see me as a boring guy, I do things alone. If only they knew I'm more intelligent than them.

Let me modify quote 1 for you

1. When you've not smoked weed and not being able to do anything about it generally makes you moody, easily annoyed and emotionally frustrated.

Intelligent people can also distinguish "than" and "then" as 2 different
words with opposite meanings lol.. Just had to point that out

Nothing beats EXPERIENCE..

Psychology Says:

1. Missing someone and not being able to do anything about it generally makes people moody easily annoyed and emotionally frustrated.

2. A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

3. The key to happiness is spending your money on experiences rather than possessions.

4. Sometimes silence is the most powerful scream and indication of something being terribly wrong.

5. The cells in your body reacts to everything that your mind says. "Negativity brings down your immune system".

6. The inability to fall asleep at night means you're awake in someone's dream.

7. Never give up on something you really want. It is difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.

8. Studies shows that men and women experience the same amount of emotions, but women tends to be more honest about them.

9. People who hide their feelings usually cares the most.

10. People tend to value memories more than the actual people. Sometimes you miss the memories, not the actual person.

11. Forgiving is not forgetting. It's letting go of the Hurt

12. Napping actually improves stamina, boosts your creativity, boosts your sex life, and reduces stress.

13. You find relief in sleeping. When you're sleeping, you're not sad andry or lonely, you feel nothing.

14. What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.

15. Usually the people with the best advice are the ones with the most problems.

16. Intelligent people tend to have less friends than the average person. The smarter you are, the more selective you become.

17. When you stop chasing the wrongs things, You let the right things catch up to you.

18. Flirting is an effective way of reducing loneliness, depression and relieving stress.

Louis van Gaal refuses to accept he will leave Manchester United at the
end of the season after insisting it was the club who wanted him to sign a
three-year deal.
The Dutchman, who replaced David Moyes at Old Trafford in 2014, said on
Friday he has been involved in planning for next season despite continued
speculation over his future.
United have an FA Cup final against Crystal Palace to look forward to
and still harbour hopes of finishing in the top four , but with Jose
Mourinho reportedly keen to take over in the summer, Van Gaal is adamant
he will still be there next season because it was always the plan.


"Of course they knew it would be hard. That is why they hired me. We
spoke about that at the start and we have a process of three years. I
[wanted] to sign for two years, they want three years, not I," he said.

"I have signed for three years so next year you see me again!


"I am a realistic man and I only speak about facts. There are a lot of
positives but now we are one position less than last year and that position
is very important for the club, the most important position.
"I'm always having that positive feeling because I have done it at every
club and I'm here to do that for his club."







Man UTD fans Sorry ohh.. Cus na Relegation una dey see next season

Deputy governor of Edo State, Dr. Pius Odubu, escaped an assassination attempt on his life yesterday April 30th. According to reports, Odubu was speaking with a group of people at the APC secretariat in Auchi, Edo state when the incident happened. Unknown gunmen said to be about 7 stormed the building and opened fire on the group, injuring five people, including a police office, a DSS operative and 3 others. Odubu was not injured. The injured are currently being treated in hospital.

The deputy governor recently declared his intentions to contest in the September 10 governorship election in the state on the platform of the APC. Guess some folks aren't happy about that!

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The League Management Company (LMC) signed a memorandum of
understanding with the La Liga on April 16 in Abuja.

The deal was a five year collaborative agreement between both parties.
Chairman of the LMC, Shehu Dikko penned the deal on behalf of the
Nigerian league, while, the La Liga president, Javier Tebas, signed on
behalf of the Spanish league.

Reacting to the partnership during his speech, Shehu Dikko said.


“We have a lot to learn from the La Liga and they too have much to
learn from us at least from the mistakes we have made and how to avoid
them as well as the positives we have equally achieved.
“We are signing a collaborative agreement with La Liga which, in the
first instance, will last for five years which is quite a long time to
examine how we are moving forward.”



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