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take jamb again. change ur course..

MY MOTHER

1. My mother is a woman like no other.
She gave me life, nurtured me, taught me, dressed me, fought for me, shouted at me, kissed me, But most importantly, she loved me unconditionally.


2. A mother is she who can take the place of all others But whose place no one else can take.


3. A mother may be educated or uneducated but she is the "Best Guide" and the "Last Hope" in the world when you fail in your life


4. Being a mother is the highest paid job in the world, since the payment is in pure LOVE!


5. Age 10: I love you mom
Age 14: My mom is so annoying.
Age 18: I wanna leave this house.
Age 25: Mom, You were right.
Age 30: Mom, Forgive me.
Age 50: I don't wanna lose my mom.
Age 70: Mom, i love you so much.


6. Always love your mother because you will never get another.


7. Mothers hold their child's hand for a moment and their heart for a Lifetime.


8. Mother [ muhth-er ]- noun
* One person who does the work of twenty for free.
* A woman who loves unconditionally.
* Always caring, nurturing and giving.


9. A boy asked his mom "How will i be able to find the right woman for me?".
The Mom answered: Don't worry about finding the right woman, Just concentrate on being the right man.


There are no words to describe just how important *Mothers is to us.. And what a powerful influence she continues to be.
HappyMothersDay***

15. They really really LOVE shouting.


Every small thing, shout and then shout some more.

14. They only know Medicine, Law, and Engineering when it’s time for you to fill JAMB form.


Anything else and you want to “spoil your life.”

13. They love you, but you’ll probably never hear them say it.


They show it more than they say it.

12. They don’t apologize, this is the closest you’ll get:


“Oya, stop crying.”

11. They don’t care that you’re now an “adult” they will still slap you when you do anyhow.


Life-changing slaps.

10. Turning 21 doesn’t make you an adult to them, you have to bring a spouse first.


Better go and marry.

9. They don’t feel guilty when they “help you keep” your money and never return it.


It’s their own now.

8. They’ll beat you and then vex when you start crying.


“I don’t want to see your crocodile tears.”

7. They don’t care about you passing in school, they care about you passing everyone else.


“Who came first?” “Do they have 2 heads?”

6. They see you dodging a slap as a call to war.


“You want to kill me, abi?”

5. They take you to their best friend’s house, then vex when you accept food.


Your own friend again?

4. They say one thing with their mouth and the total opposite with their eyes.


I’m just confused.

3. They praise you in front of their friends, but insult you at home.


Na wa oh.

2. They say “well done” when they see you doing nonsense.

See how you dun have sense.

1. They won’t have the sex talk with you, but will expect you to be a virgin when you marry.

Is it magic?

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was
allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the
fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room’s only window. The
other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.


The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families,
their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where
they had been on vacation..hospital window.


Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he
would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could
see outside the window.


The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where
his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and colour
of the world outside.


The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played
on the water while children sailed their model boats.
Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every colour and a fine
view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.


As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on
the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this
picturesque scene.


One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.
Although the other man could not hear the band – he could see it in his
mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive
words.

Days, weeks and months passed. One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring
water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the
window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.


She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body
away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be
moved next to the window.


The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was
comfortable, she left him alone.


Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first
look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out
the window besides the bed. It faced a blank wall.


The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate
who had described such wonderful things outside this window.
The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the
wall. She said, ‘Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.’


Epilogue:
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own
situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is
doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that
money can’t buy.


‘Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .’ The origin of this
letter is unknown.

No. 8

13. When they start attaching prices to grades

Warris All this

12. When they only come to give course outline and for the rest of the semester be like:


See nonsense.

11. When you don’t answer their exam word for word.

Better start cramming.

10. Nigerian lecturers and selling you handouts by force.

Buy or fail.

9. When it’s been one hour and they haven’t been unreasonable yet.

They can’t help it.

8. When you try to correct them in class.

No vex.

7. How they set questions:

Jisos! (Colours)

6. When you ask them for area of concentration.

You’ll be lucky if the questions even come out of their curriculum.

5. Whenever they say “I’m begging you now so you will not beg me later.”

Just know nobody is getting an A.