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10. He makes you feel like you're wrong for confronting him...

If a guy tries to guilt trip you for complaining about something he did wrong – he’s a Yoruba demon.

9. His friends are basically all just like him..

8. He says exactly what he thinks you want to hear...


You confront him about stuff and he says things like “you’re totally right.” He
says he’ll change. He’ll tell you reasons why you’re better than him. That’s the
demon in him talking.

7. He talks badly about all of his Ex'es...

He never has a single nice thing to say about his exes. They all wronged him in some way.

flokii:
This is not right..
So many ladies might miss their partners cos. Of this poo..
There is always someone for everyone.. Yoruba or not

Uncle..... Abeg Read the Topic again

6. He blows off your plans to chill.. But slides into your DMs...


He probably has someone better to hang with at that time, so he’ll just blow you
off, only to ask for nudes later.

5. You have no idea how many other women are in his life...


You don’t need to know this anyway. If his phone is constantly blowing up with
notifications, Snapchats, texts from other people and he keeps it vague, that’s a
sign you are dealing with a yoruba demon.

4. He uses the term like "Bros bfor Hos"

Jus…no. If he does this, babe, dust your slippers and run.

3. He never wants to be seen in public with you


He always has some excuse for why you two can’t be seen together. He says, he’s
busy, doesn’t feel like going out, whatever. Girl, you’re just a sidepiece for this
Yoruba demon.

2. He says he doesn't believe in labels/titles


Major warning sign you are dealing with a Yoruba Demon is when he wants to
keep things on a low. What’s wrong with being labelled girlfriend or boyfriend? It
keeps shi*t organised and lets you know where you stand.

Yoruba guys are the best guys on the planet or so they say. Recently, there have
been a lot of arguments against that fact, as they are now being branded serial
heart breakers and ‘demons’. While this might not only be attributed to Yoruba
guys, the consistency of heartbreaks from boys of this region have made them
stand out.



Here are 10 ways to spot a ‘yoruba demon’



1.He's Constantly asking for nudes.


Yoruba Demons’ are hungry and desperate for female attention. They feed their
sneaky ways with nude pics from the dozens of girls they talk to on Instagram,
snap chat and Twitter. For every one nude pic you send, he’s getting like 10
others from different chicks.

Nanxix......

G-Worldwide Entertainment recording artist, Kiss Daniel has set a new record
for a Nigerian album. The first week sales of his “New Era ” album which is
digitally distributed by Notjustok Distribution LLC has landed at #8 on
the Billboard World Album Charts . The 2 other Nigerian albums that have
made the World Album Charts entered and peaked at #12 (2face Idibia’s
Ascension and Reminisce’s Baba Hafusa)


Massive congratulations to Kiss Daniel and the G-Worldwide team for making
history! If you have not grabbed your copy of the New Era album by Kiss
Daniel, you should do so RIGHT NOW.


The album also made it to #118 on the USA iTunes Charts and is still #1
on the Nigerian iTunes Charts.

Will we ever find the answers to these mysteries? Probably not.

Some of these stories would take a whole season of CSI to finally crack, possibly more.

7. The Dylatov Pass Incident


In 1959, nine experienced hikers decided to brave the slopes of the
Ural Mountains in Russia. They all died and their bodies were
found in a very mysterious manor that baffles investigators to this
day. The hikers’ tent was torn from the inside and barefooted
footprints were found in the snow trailing off into the woods,
where two of the bodies were found only in their underwear.


Searchers found three more corpses in the snow between the camp
and where the other two were found. Two months later, the final
four were found deep in a ravine some 75 meters away, wearing
the clothing of the other corpses.

6. Benedetto Supino, Human Torch
In 1982, a young Bendetto Supino from Spain was reading a comic book when, all of a sudden, it burst into flames. Much like the heroes of his favorite comics, it seemed he had a special power. Unlike his heroes, though, he could not seem to control it. His sheets would spontaneously catch on fire as he slept and electronic devices ceased working when around him. Scientists still have no idea why this was happening.

5. YOGTZE-fall
Günther Stoll was a food engineer who, before his death in 1984, kept telling his wife that “they” were after him. She never believed him or even cared to know who “they” were. On the night of his death, he was with his wife before suddenly shouting, “Jetzt geht mir ein Licht auf!” (“Now I’ve got it!”) and writing YOGTZE on a chair. He got in his car and left.

Around 3am that night, his body was found in his Volkswagen, which was in a ditch just off the Autobahn. He was completely naked. Stranger still, the autopsy revealed he had been injured before the crash, and had been run over by another car in a different spot. His body must have been planted there. So many questions remain unanswered, not the least one being what does “YOGTZE” mean?

4. Hinterkaifeck
In a small Bavarian village not far from Munich, the 63-year-old Andreas Gruber, his wife Cäzilia, their widowed daughter Viktoria Gabriel, Viktoria's two children, Cäzilia and Josef, and the maid Maria Baumgartner were all mysteriously killed one evening. The year was 1922 and the murderer was never found.

Before the killings, the family had noticed some "hauntings" going on that night. Strange footprints appeared in the snow and ominous sounds were heard coming from the attic. A set of house keys had gone missing. By the morning everyone would be killed. The only evidence of the murderer was the murder weapon, a pickaxe, and smoke from a fire that had kept him warm all night. Police say he also made sure the animals were fed before leaving the scene.

3. The Sodder children
On Christmas Eve 1945, a fire inside their home woke the Sodder family. George and Jennie Sodder escaped with four of their children, but five were left in the house to burn. In the aftermath, no bodies of the children were found. This was incredibly odd since the house burned too quickly for his children to be completely cremated.

20 years later after the fire, the Sodder's received a photo in the mail without a return address. It appeared to be of one of the children who died in the fire Louis. Indeed, on the back was written the words, "Louis Sodder. I love brother Frankie. Ilil boys. A90132 or 35." The Sodders began investigating again, but to no avail. They died without knowing what really happened to their kids.

2. Caroline Walter
Tragedy struck Freiburg, Germany, in 1867 when Caroline Walker died at the tender age of 16. Her sister asked that a sculptor create a creepily accurate life-sized sculpture for her gravestone. For the past 148 years, someone has been putting the same bouquet of flowers underneath that sculpture’s arm.

Procedural police shows on TV have made most of us addicted to researching and solving crimes. On every show like CSI or Law and Order, after 40 minutes of investigations, the bad guy is found and justice is promptly served.

Unfortunately, that doesn’t always in the real world. In fact, more often than not, things happen that police and the government can’t explain. Here are some of the most bizarre mysteries that still baffle us today.


1. SS Ourang Medan
In June 1947, a ship traveling in the Strait of Malacca began sending distress signals to several ships in the area. The message said, “All officers including captain are dead, lying in chartroom and bridge. Possibly whole crew dead.” Then a pause before it concluded, “I die.”.
An American Ship, the Silver Star, heard the message and went to investigate. Once aboard, they found the entire Ourang to be dead, each with a frozen expression of extreme fear on their faces. Their arms were extended as if reaching for something. As the Silver Star began towing the Ourang back to port, the bottom decks of the ghost ship caught on fire and they cut it loose just in time before the whole thing exploded. To this day, nobody knows what happened to the SS Ourang Meden, or if they do, they don’t want us to know.

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