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bestestgirl:
Mhen even before I finished reading the post, the 5th rat was already dead!!! You see as a multi-billionaire, both my Alma-mater and NYSC will be the ones to come and offer me fresh certificates plus even honorary PhD. The Bible is not even an issue, e no go pass 3000, NGN. Land and House can be processed again while dedicating newer houses sef. Marriage certificate...Mtchew, FSLC is even more important than that one

about marriage certificate, hahahahahahahahahaha

bestestgirl:
Mhen even before I finished reading the post, the 5th rat was already dead!!! You see as a multi-billionaire, both my Alma-mater and NYSC will be the ones to come and offer me fresh certificates plus even honorary PhD. The Bible is not even an issue, e no go pass 3000, NGN. Land and House can be processed again while dedicating newer houses sef. Marriage certificate...Mtchew, FSLC is even more important than that one

about marriage certificate, hahahahahahahahahaha

AM not in BBM

chaiii.. wat a touching story

pamcode:
Well from what i have heard about him he is nothing but a blood-thirsty mzn and nigeria most feared dictator tho i hear he is still part of naija best leader ironic isnt it?.

if he was still the pres. naija would ve been transformed like south africa

my cousin say me reading this post and asks "is that nairaland" i told him no. its dollarland

visit www.impossibily.com to see more unbelievable stories like this or like my post for other options

RobinHez:
http://edscienceblog..com

been there but dont see space for like or comment. about that bacteria healing contrete, i am impressed

i think you should post the link to your blog. i really feel the desire of going there now

Dat was last year during my waec.
As I bounced and entered the WAEC Examination hall,
there was just one prayer inside my mind which is
God please let me sit down near a person that knows
book, because the stupid boy i told to send me the
answer on my phone looks like who doesn't have sense.
God finally answered my prayer, the girl that i sat with
was an Albino and she wore medicated eyeglass that
has rope, so i knew for sure that she knows book well
well. As the paper started, this girl started to
misbehave ooo. She was just covering her answer anyhow but as a sharp guy that i am, i was spying the
answer from one deadly angle when it remained just
5 minutes to go, is then that this girl caught me
copying her answer and started shouting at me, but i
just ignored her, considering the fact i had almost
copied finish. The next thing that i heard was my phone's message tune. This useless boy has finally
sent the answer, i sighed and then told the invigilator
to give Me a fresh answer booklet. I then tore the one
that i copied from the albino girl and used the paper to
stone Her, i told her that in her life, let her not ever
talk to me anyhow again. and i kept the fresh booklet ontop my table and then used one kind style to open
the message. I saw "To Download Ghost mode by
Phyno and Olamide at #50 text 3 to 4900 ;( NA there i com dey scattered for the da

alberto2k:
They also need fuel na


. . . to run aircrafts and trucks used for fighting those boko boiz but we bloody civilians doesn't understand

DATS not a damn EXCUSE for what they did

alberto2k:
They also need fuel na


. . . to run aircrafts and trucks used for fighting those boko boiz but we bloody civilians doesn't understand

DATS not a damn EXCUSE for what they did

NOTICE! NOTICE!! NOTICE!!!
I sincerely& urgently need a girl for immediate
relationship.
QUALIFICATIONS:
*Must be seriously working in a petrol station wt
plenty fuel
*Must be single,educated&beauty nt compulsory
*Ability to bring 50litres of petrol home every day
after work is an added advantage.
Interested& qualified Ladies should contact me
immediately.

i dont understand what u guys mean by scarcity. petrol stations here are still selling @ 150 per litre

btaliat:
Is there anything a celebrity does that won't make a headline? At times, ar al these negative news ar of result of hatred or just to b stalking them?

na true talk be that. even wen a celebrity miss his step while walking, dat one go appear for news headline sharp sharp

ojimbo:
Your own was just a mere food. I dreamt of where I ate a python, at a point, the python turned into my cousin sister. I kept on eating it. I guess that was my best dream ever.

Like seriously

i just drank alomo to solve this riddle but its still not working i just drank alomo to solve this riddle but its still not working

fishing time fishing time

[quote author=Omoalhaja7 post=34035661]Crying over wat? The fuel or d generator?[/quote

ask google