₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,345,011 members, 8,514,993 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 November 2026 at 08:05 PM

Toggle theme

LexngtonSteele's Posts

Nairaland Forum › LexngtonSteele's Profile › LexngtonSteele's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 (of 105 pages)

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hope For A Graduate by LexngtonSteele: 11:03am On Jun 06, 2017
Ishilove:
[s]This is laughable coming from someone who, of all the people to name himself after, chose a washed out p0rn actor.

Don't you have an _xxx movie to jerk off on?

Arrant rubbish. You are ignored henceforth[/s]
LOL, Porn Emeritus professor...tell that to your father.

I will give you this to rant over wink

Now go and save your marriage with more porn. Stop cheating with the well-hung like me tongue

Politics › Re: TB Joshua: Murder In The Church By FFK (Part 1) by LexngtonSteele: 10:24am On Jun 06, 2017
FFK...Ndigbo leader!

Igbo kwenu!
Crime › Re: Suspected Badoo Member Killed In Lagos By Angry Mob (Graphic Photos) by LexngtonSteele: 9:35am On Jun 06, 2017
mostHandsome01:
for security reasons, i cant mention the estate i stay here.
I was about to ask you the same exact question. We want to also know for security reasons.

If the estate is a big one like Gwarinpa, there is no way one can locate you. BUT...i still respect your privacy if you insist.
Politics › Re: Tosin Bukola Saraki Set To Wed (Photo) by LexngtonSteele:
She isn't exactly a looker grin

BUT I could have volunteered & sacrificed myself as a honorable man grin

And gotten billions as compensation wink


https://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Woody-Harrelson-Wiping-Tears-Money.gif
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hope For A Graduate by LexngtonSteele: 8:09am On Jun 06, 2017
Ishilove:
Start on who? Me? Are you drunk?!? huh

You must be high on your on own acidic fart.
You are id1ot who boosts your battered self-esteem getting into online fights for no reason at all.

Won't give you my attention no matter how you beg for it. So go and change your diapers.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hope For A Graduate by LexngtonSteele: 11:06pm On Jun 05, 2017
Ishilove:
So with all these grammar you couldn't offer any kind of succour, viz connections to him? Mscheeeew
You don't want me to start on you. Let me leave it that way. Now scram...
Sports › Re: Cheick Tiote Collapses & Dies During Training In China by LexngtonSteele: 5:49pm On Jun 05, 2017
RIP

After such a long career, died at the end, doing what he loved! cry cry cry
Education › Re: I Regret Bitterly Going To University. by LexngtonSteele: 12:37am On Jun 05, 2017
360command:
small boy sense
sharap. ..idiota!
Family › Re: Irish Woman Devastated After Nigerian Husband Dumped Her Destroys Shop (Video) by LexngtonSteele: 3:01pm On Jun 04, 2017
VanBommel:
wisdom is profitable to direct. Goodluck with pondering over what I just wrote.
Yawn...try again.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/2ca0af872dd73554a52376178901e9aa/tumblr_n02ixcJ8sO1rco8yao1_400.gif
Family › Re: Irish Woman Devastated After Nigerian Husband Dumped Her Destroys Shop (Video) by LexngtonSteele: 2:10pm On Jun 04, 2017
VanBommel:
mu....mu, as if you don't know that that's the wisest thing to do in that kind of situation

grin grin

Thanks for proving my point. Trust you guys to chicken out!

House nigga! You learnt from Ojukwu who ran to Abidjan

grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Jude Okoye's Comment About 3 Churches In One Building (Photos) by LexngtonSteele: 1:23pm On Jun 04, 2017
Yahoo boys galore.

I am sure there would be a NOISE COMPETITION there.
Car Talk › Re: HAHAHA And LOL Number Plates: Nigerian Cars Laughing At Poverty by LexngtonSteele: 1:06pm On Jun 04, 2017
SAMBORIBOBO but it's too long...


Maybe SINZU

Just like the guy's swagz, don't know why
Phones › Re: 5 Things To Check When Buying An Android In 2017 by LexngtonSteele: 1:03pm On Jun 04, 2017
hectorswag:
And what's wrong in buying a used phone? I intend buying a London used Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge plus in a couple weeks & I want to dispose of my London used Samsung Galaxy s4 very soon.

If you're referring to locally used phones then I'd understand, I wouldn't advice otherwise.
I agree with some points you made chief.

But used phones are like Russian Roulette. You really can't predict why the owner stopped using them.

Don't mean to be racist (I am darker than charcoal grin), but whites can be relied upon to a large extent if you ask why they want to sell.

The risk run in buying a used phone is one I personally don't like running.
Family › Re: Irish Woman Devastated After Nigerian Husband Dumped Her Destroys Shop (Video) by LexngtonSteele: 12:16pm On Jun 04, 2017
Yeebos only chest-beat online.


When confronted in real-life, they are as docile as kittens.

See how servile that house-niggah is? Arms behind his back like it's the Boss speaking.

Guy doesn't want to be deported
grin


https://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/michael-jordan-laugh.gif
Education › Re: Oyeleye Lateefat Emerges Overall Best Medical Student In Ukraine by LexngtonSteele: 12:07pm On Jun 04, 2017
Omo Oduduwa. Always excelling.

Unlike those going to Italy and South East Asia to "develop"

https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/really_dean_supernatural.gif
Family › Re: Woman Dumps Her Husband After He Lost Bank Job by LexngtonSteele: 10:15am On Jun 04, 2017
Resident Nairaland feminists would come here to rant. ..


They are only tigers online...when they get home, they are as meek as kittens grin
Politics › Re: "The Goals They Want To Achieve With New Biafra" - Tanko Yaksai by LexngtonSteele: 10:03am On Jun 04, 2017
einsteine:
I am tired of seeing this misinformation that the south west is an ally to the north.

Azikwe was an ally to the Sarduana and Tafawa Balewa.

Ekwueme was an ally and VP to Shagari.

In 1999, 2003 and 2007, the South East voted totally for the PDP, a northern party even ahead of Ojukwu and Orji Uzor Kalu.

Meanwhile, the South West has been on the opposition for most of Nigeria's political history.

This is the first time they ally with the north and even so, Jonathan won a state in the South West.

Thanks a lot for this astute observation. Yorubas have ALWAYS been the opposition.

Igbos are always willing slaves of Hausa who use and dump them like excreta-soiled tissue paper.

Niger delta people don't want any part of their Biafra. ..

Igbos are a problem to themselves. No one likes them even themselves. They didn't even vote for Ojukwu while he was alive.

I remember Ojo Maduekwe, one of their heroes saying "any Igbo man who wants to be President is insane" when Ekwueme was contesting against OBJ for PDP ticket.
Politics › Re: "The Goals They Want To Achieve With New Biafra" - Tanko Yaksai by LexngtonSteele: 9:58am On Jun 04, 2017
lestat:
I ain't bitter so ...just warning all you northerns who pretend to be Yoruba here to spread your filth.
Be warned
Be very careful
yawn. ..
Politics › Re: "The Goals They Want To Achieve With New Biafra" - Tanko Yaksai by LexngtonSteele: 9:46am On Jun 04, 2017
lestat:
Damn son you really are stupid? Read whatt reveal yorubas are saying here?. This is a divide and rule tactic and f00ls like you are quick to jump on it. Didn't you read how he deliberately showed yorubas as bad? You need a proper education
Yawn.... I can see how bitter you are.
Cry more. grin ....watch your BP grin
Politics › Re: Abiola’s Death, Last Moments Recorded On Video — Al-Mustapha by LexngtonSteele: 9:43am On Jun 04, 2017
BuariCopyPaste:
It was a 2 nil in that game....

Biafra was 3 million - Nil

Before Ojukwu's marathon record to Abidjan

PS - herdsmen are getting bribed for not banging your women and slaughtering the men... yet they are doing it.

All your governors are doing - holding prayer meetings. Ask Fayose how he dealt with them when they came to Ekiti


grin grin grin
Politics › Re: "The Goals They Want To Achieve With New Biafra" - Tanko Yaksai by LexngtonSteele: 9:28am On Jun 04, 2017
IPOB Youth right now...

Dem fear aboki pass God....even ONLINE grin

Phones › Re: 5 Things To Check When Buying An Android In 2017 by LexngtonSteele: 9:07am On Jun 04, 2017
tabithababy:
Please who knows about Samsung grand prime sold around 46k, I want to buy it but I don't know if its okayhuh

I was very unimpressed with Core Prime and J3 (2016).

Wish you the best with Grand Prime. The price looks relatively good. Hope you are not buying a used phone? I personally prefer to buy a brand new 10k phone to buying a used 100k one.

All the best!
Family › Re: I Cheated On My Husband And I Want To Confess To Him by LexngtonSteele: 11:58pm On Jun 03, 2017
mayprince:
Only God knows if it's my wife posting this
Yes Mr Mayprince.... please forgive her. I am the offending pastor. My rod is 12 inches, just used it to part her seas.

PLEASE, forgive and forget! embarassed embarassed embarassed
Family › Re: I Cheated On My Husband And I Want To Confess To Him by LexngtonSteele: 11:54pm On Jun 03, 2017
If this story is true....

1. i can bet the OP lied, it wasn't one single round. The affair lasted more. They both enjoyed themselves.

2. Likely it was condomless entry too tongue Devil-Used-Me type of sex doesn't make you remember where condom is

3. Your hubby would eventually hear. Better confess ASAP. Better he hears from you. Those pastors would either blackmail you and bang you or snitch...

4. I can bet even your husband has cheated. But men don't take it lightly.


I find it funny that you can confess to other pastors (plural) and you can't face your husband and tell him. I feel that's disrespectful.
Education › Re: I Regret Bitterly Going To University. by LexngtonSteele: 9:27pm On Jun 03, 2017
Achiles:
I understand Op quite well. personally I can relate to what he is trying to say. Back then when I was graduating, I knew the economy was quite OK for one to hit the street of Corporate Lagos Island to look for job. I could not wait. I looked forward to it. That was just back in 2007. True to God, within one month of finishing service, I had offer from Chevron, 6 Banks, wrote KPMC test and had offer from my department to stay back and lecture. But today I just look at the young ones coming through our universities, no opportunity, no prospect and all that. The political elite class has messed up the economy. You are right to feel that way. My brother, like I did for my younger one who is at Lead City, get your Parents to enrol you in one skill acquisition centre. You can learn upper class interior decoration, fashion design or whatever. The idea is that you have something doing after school. Don't worry, you will be fine and you find your degree useful one day. Best of luck.


At bolded.... LAI MOHAMMED is on Nairaland. This is his account.... grin


https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wtf.gif
Education › Re: I Regret Bitterly Going To University. by LexngtonSteele: 9:17pm On Jun 03, 2017
I have a solution for you. Go to South East Asia.

I am a Man of God and that's where your destiny lies.

Without applying for a single job, you already know you won't get any. You are so damn sure you would have been a millionaire without going to school.

Mr Man, time to put something in your anus to carry for Asia's development wink
Romance › Re: Bride-To-Be Places Her Hand On Her Fiancé's 'Cassava' In Pre-Wedding Photo by LexngtonSteele: 7:24pm On Jun 03, 2017
Very soon ...pre-wedding sex videos where people show off sex styles.

These ones don't have shame nor elders at home

PICTURE IDEA - the gal would be combing the guy's pubic hair while he plaits hers wink
Family › Re: My Husband Wants Divorce And Custody Of Our Child He Never Catered For! by LexngtonSteele: 1:03am On Jun 03, 2017
Berbierklaus:
My mum gave birth to me before she got married to her husband,he was single as a singlet tongue and I didn't even know till I was of age,I don't even know the difference till date.

Now kill yourself grin
Many more men don't reason the way you do,let me not call it archaic reasoning yet cheesy
Learn to reason yourself.... The question is, are they minority / majority?. Just answer the very simple question.
Health › Re: Mentally Challenged Woman Gives Birth By The Road In Asaba, Delta (Photos) by LexngtonSteele:
What can't people do for money?

This is probably part of a money making ritual.

Imagine sleeping with a woman who maybe last shaved her pubes in 2001 with lice all over...no sanitary pad for menses...EWWwWW.

Yet, a sick pervert put his phallus inside unprotected and maybe even had to do it severally to get her pregnant.

After all that , you are still not as rich as Bill Gates...damn!
Family › Re: My Husband Wants Divorce And Custody Of Our Child He Never Catered For! by LexngtonSteele: 10:02pm On Jun 02, 2017
Mayflowa:
You are just a funny guy. Oya, let me tell you a personal story. My mum has two children before my single dad with no child married her. Though it was one of them that lived with us. I had become an adult before I knew my eldest sister wasn't born by my father. That should tell you something!

Finally...you woke me up, Chief! But if you do a random survey, you would still appreciate that it's a rare case and not the norm.

No wonder, you were so insistent. grin

But be frank, hardly will you see someone willingly choose a tokunbo car over brand new. Let's be frank and not politically correct.

In most cases,MARKET VALUE in descending order :

1. Single gal no kids
2. Widow no kid
3. Widow, 1 kid, not present (lower the better)
4. Divorcee, no kid
5. Divorced, 1 kid not present (lower the better)
6. Widow/ Divorcee, kids PRESENT (shocked shocked shocked )
Family › Re: My Husband Wants Divorce And Custody Of Our Child He Never Catered For! by LexngtonSteele: 9:53pm On Jun 02, 2017
Juzzybabe:
NO WAY! if I get you right...am not gonna play that game with his mum. please note that my mother inlaw is the brain behind all this. They say a friend turn enemy had been hating since day one. I still can't find what I did to this woman to deserve this much hate from her. Now I think am forced to accept the fact that she never wanted us together but only pretended as her son was bent on marrying me. she played along to perfect her plan after wards. I was used. The only thing that keeps my head up is my girl. I can't even try the game of testing him with her. I can imagine the pain she will feel to see me abandon her to a total stranger. If he had been supportive, it would make some sense, bit this man had not been concern in any way. Am not playing that game of trying him with my kid. Did you get the part where I stated am not in Nigeria. Make he come beat me for here na lol.

I feel for you strongly. I can see the raw emotions. BUT :

1. I know very well that an adult can't really be convinced. You came online strictly to be helped on how to get your way...not for advice. This is how ALL adults including me behave.

2. You must be ready to watch your back for a long time - if not forever. The guy's family won't take it lying down.

3. Wonder what your age is. Maybe you are 30+ and worried about giving birth again.

Whatever the case, the strong love for your kid which is so evident is exactly what they are using to manipulate you. I doubt if his family loves the kid genuinely, they are just enjoying torturing you.

Finally, about the mum-in-law who dislikes you....are you sure you are absolutely honest about being "a saint" with her? Humans hardly admit their guilt when testifying about a fight.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 (of 105 pages)