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firstEVA:
my God! What did you say? U look like a slowpoke in this pic. U see u are too tall, u now have a hunch back. Who wants a gay diccck? Nahhhh I am homophobic.

Now let's see the toad you call a boyfriend.

firstEVA:
the frustrated loveless fagggot is pained, lol. Online and off line no female interest, gush what I life. Your frustration is legendary, quit this jealousy, u wish you were in captainswag's shoes lol. It will never happen, u are too ugly. Almost 24 hours of no sleep, why won't u be so frustrated

And I will look for love in nairaland like you and Captainswag225 Ghana toad!!! Holy mercy.

You know nothing . You seek love on nairaland. It's all the proof you could do horror scenes for nollywood without costumes.

Yu lack confidence as well to make real physical contact. The uncertainty in your eyes and composition will give you away as a frightened and unsure woman fast moving above her prime.


You had to settle for online ghanaian with no means or style. Shush, b1tch. You're busted.

I see Captainswag225 viewing. That's the physical built of a man. Do you dare? You malformed shrimp of an invalid. Where's your b1tch firsteva. Let me render you impotent before her.

Captainswag225:
sadly for u, i dont take orders from anyone like lezz took from me, i will show the pic when i want to.

It's all about what I could prove. Never mind the excuses your firsteva hag 8s trying to paint. I did prove none of you is in my league.

Now here's another open challenge. Below is a pic of me after a workout. Give us a profile of your physical outline if you dare to challenge. If firsteva isn't a lesbian, she will wish me to crush her in bed as she lay pantING from the raw strength of my loving .

Challenge me just a little. Captainswag225 the hungry Ghanaian destitute with an old drab of a girl like firsteva

Captainswag225:
lezz, come on man. Dont give up now

I left you dry when you had nothing to say but little girly talks. Destitute ghanaian giving solace to a sad , drab called firsteva. How's that ever going to work?

You two would be better off in the company of saner, wiser and more reasonable partners. Your combination is a blend of frustrated anger and sadness.

#THEBUTCHEREDLOVERS

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firstEVA:
27 mentions from only you, you didn't sleep at all, stayed awake all night again for e war, another proof of joblessness.

You slammmed who hard on the floor? Lol, u are highly delusional, you only proved two things, one I have the key to your soul, meaning I have the capability to manipulate you do to do what I please, I know if I asked for a selfie on a bed, you would have done so too, or a pic of your certificate to show you are a graduate. That's how I put my subjects under submission, I toil with your head, you lose consciousness and do anything to do my biddind. the second thing you have proved is you are indeed a jobless pauper, like seriously who does what you did? Only an empty vessel desperate to prove a point would go out of his way by 1am and quickly take a pic with a car he wishes to have in future. Those are what you have proved. You are my lapdog. I control you. You should get up now wear something good (if u have any) and go look for a job. 45 year old fool.

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Spare us your excuses. I have murdered you irredeemably. You lost undeniably. Nothing changes the fact.

I'm better than you in all sphere of human existence.

You never expected it to land this way. But I read you well and busted you at the time. If I had made that claim in the day time, YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE REQUESTED FOR THAT PIC. BUT BY 1:13 AM. WITH WORLD DEAD, YOU DARED ME AND I DID BITE YOU.

I CONSIDER THIS DUEL CLOSED UNTIL CROSS WAYS AGAIN

firstEVA:
Lezz how come only men always come to give u moral support during an e duel? I can see some others have been busy mentioning my moniker several times in support of you, could it be the way you hit them hard in the rectum? You guyz have no shame, dirty ugly fagggots #spits.

Captainswag was busy having fun with his friends and replying you too, but you focused all your energy on him with so much pain and frustration oozing out, lol. Don't kill yourself for nothing, at your age, you are easily prone to HBP.

You're actually the only resident lunatic female who engages in e-brawls like a man.

You lack grace, tact, feminine wiles, sophistication and grandeur. That's all the proof I need to know you're butt-ugly. Only a dull, spineless Ghanaian online could manage you.

If you had any vestige of feminine beauty, male kindness will have softened your sadness a little in life.

firstEVA:
sorry I wasn't patient to read it all at first, you want to show me papers of the car in your name? Pls go on, but I will need to know your name first, maybe the papers will convince me.

About being 6.4 feet tall, I can see that from your pic, u are indeed very tall, but do you know that the tallest man in the world is also one of the ugliest men alive? You are tall does not make you good looking, you look like a tall foool. Your body isn't proportional, you waist is the longest ever, your hands are even longer than your waists, u look like a chimpazee with those long hands and extra long waist.

I predicted your response very accurately.

You fled for lack of a spontaneous response in the light of the unespected truth and left your coward boyfriend captainswag to destroyed alone.

Now the joke is on you. You never saw that pics coming, not in a million years.

If I had given an excuse and refused sending yu the pics, you would have changed your comments. But I provided you a pic of me by 1:23 am of my claims.

I can feed you and your flesh will cover up your bones that stand out as protruding angles on your profile. Fool.
You thought everyone who clay claimed cant proof them . Silly, dirty girl.

All your emotional jibes are lame attempt at cover up after you got hit by reality. Your catptainswag225 has also proved what a wretched combination of frustrated destitute lovers the both of you are.


And I don't think any nairaland lovers have suffered a combined e-pumelling as yet in nairaland.

Kayboy11:
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Captainswag is that you lol.

Captainswag225:
hahahaha whose stopping my servant? Jux had a nice bath my slave. Am feeling fly. U dont expect me to keep awake without bathing and smell like u mr skank? Am back for u now. Yeah our economy is small but sh1tgerians keep trooping in why? are they that jobless in big rich nigeria?

with dangote, zenith and oando and our producers running your media shows. We are forever colonising you socially and economically as we converse.

Out music are your national anthem
Our artist household names in Ghana
Your brand of pidgin English is mimicked in Ghana
All your movie starts got their carriers made in Nigeria by Nigerians. They Prawl the streets of lagois, Abuja , asaba and enugu in search for movie roles.

Britain ordered your government not to pass the anti gay laws with the threat of aid withdraws. And your government buckled and shivered like the coal - black , yellow-bellied cowards you are.

21st century slave you are!!!

Captainswag225:
blah blah blah, yet 5 million sh!tgerians are over here with more coming. We trained obasanjo. Hahahaha, we housed ur political escapees like rotimi amaechi. Let me give u some food for thought mr baby factory product: a 24 million population where everybody gets fed despite an 80 billion dollar economy V a 180 million population where only 60 million gets fed despite a 500 billion dollar economy. Which one will u choose?

where did you train obasanjo. And since when did roti amechi seeker asylum in Ghana? Provide a valid link to support those claims in your next post? Don't divert with excuses. Do it in your next post.

Your wretched GDP is $50 billion and is not enough for your politicians let alone you wretched 25 million.

Nigeria's GDP isn't $500 billion. Idiota, it is $596 billion.

Nigeria has the highest concentration of billionaires in Africa. And has one of the highest growing millionaires in the world just behind Indonesia.

Nigeria is home to Africa's youngest billionaire
Richest man in Africa and richest black man in the world
Richest woman in Africa
Richest blogger in Africa

Nairaland is morphed into Africa's biggest social meeting hub.

More than 12 multinational auto companies have started production and assemblage in Nigeria. Despite poor power and bookharam. Why? it is because we have the fastest growing middle class in Africa. Not your mythical 60%


Your president went to Europe last April to plead with western powers to persuade Nigeria to open her doors so that ghanaians won't die of starvation.

For any asertion I make I want you to ask for proof if you doubt and I shall hit your unintelligent moping face with proof .

Captainswag225:
hahaha educated prostitutes, armed robbers. Thats what u have. Name the no. Of nigerian companies in kenya? When u are done, i will u mine.

I was beginning to enjoy the spontaneity of this back and forth. Do not stop now.

Tell us how many professionals ghana has sent out to the world in comparison to Nigeria.

Tell us Ghana 's contribution to Africa in comparison to Nigeria. Nairaland has given you access to type nonsense.

You have been producing gold before nigerian got her independence and with just 25 million people you're still mired in poverty, slavery and economic collapse.

Worthless mass of decaying being.

Captainswag225:
hahaha educated prostitutes, armed robbers. Thats what u have. Name the no. Of nigerian companies in kenya? When u are done, i will u mine.

who's talking about Kenya? Your attention span is that of a squirrel. What's your company in Nigeria.

You compare lagos to ghana not Nigeria.

The governor of lagos is richer and has more international political clout than the president of ghana who is renowned as the begging president touring western capitals.

Check this :

Ghana GDP = $50 billion
Lagos GDP =$96 billion
Lagos international airports receives more flight schedule than ghana international airport

Lagos state sent trained medicall personal plus cash in dollars to ebola stricken west African countries.
Ghana sent locally grown rice .


If I put Nigeria into the comparison, you will die by heart failure.

Captainswag225:
why do u keep repeating yourself? U sound boring now, are u tired? U are a product of a baby factory so that automatically makes u a bastard, worthless. My servant. Living on 1 dollar must be very very hard..... u are so lean.... Un will help u soon.

you will do fine to quote the repetition .

You're the product of anguish spawned by economic and family destitution and intellectual want.

You're proud to boast of a nairaland gf because the coward in you have no balls to face the real world. You live your imaginary hallucinations here and pretend to be what your entire generations past have never achieved.

You're a domiciled slaving ghanaian and doing long distance online, nairaland love with a haggard drab called firsteva in Nigeria.

Your stupidity is on steroids. Loser . Nairaland is your life support machine. While your real life is a living horror you can't face.

Bastard ghanaian. Nigeria will forever crush you in powdering dust of insignificance.

Kumasi ram.

Captainswag225:
hahaha poor u, ghanaians came to nigeria to do white collar jobs too. Some were teachers, go find out abt ur history, it hurts to speak to an ignorant person. Atleast our uneducated population were shoemakers, your educated population are now prostitutes. So much for a giant of africa.

where are the ghanaian companies in Nigeria. Your government is enacting laws that prohibit foreigners from owning a haircuting saloon. That's what your government is securing for you. BBhahahaha.

Our educated folks are captaining the world. Nigerians are the most educated people in America. Yes more educated than Americans. Do you want proof?

Captainswag225:
do u know why i keep entertaining u? Its coz u are mentally deluded, what more sensible thing can a mentally sick person say? Just keep talking trash coz thats what u are, simple worthless trash....

I want you to be able to stand with your two feet and carry your own weight. You have not been able to see yourself in a clear image. I can see the loss of self esteem and an endless circle of purposelessness all around you.

You're nairaland's chief delusional buffoon. A mentally and psychological maladjusted ghanaian slave with no family honour to draw strength from.

Your worthless country offers no hope for you
Your lineage has mediocrity enshrined in their heritage.

Whence cometh thy strength of renewal, oh child of a cursed existence?

Captainswag225:
hahaha slaves, naija must go poverty stricken apes. Where do u go that u arent sacked? Is it s.a, niger, cameroon, libya? A country where 60% lives on 1 dollar a day. See how malnourished u are.

Only 33% of Nigerians are poor dude. We are ahead of you. When your country folks came to Nigeria they were gate keepers and porridge hawkers. The highest profession they ever achieved was shoe mending.

When we entered Ghana, we took you as out wives and psuedo-slaves. We brought Glo, Dangote, Eco, Oando, Eco etc. That's our footprint in your soil.

Ghana can never look Nigeria in the eyes without quivering. You tiny fleck of nothingness.

Captainswag225:
lezz, my slave where are u? Anything i tell lezz to do, he does. Lezz clean my shoe. Yes sir. Lezz wash my car. Yes sir, lezz sweep my room. Yes sir. U are more than a robot. Lezz my toy. Come around. Yes sir.

I have knocked your brains into malfunctioning. See dance of desperate trolling. It isn't a necessity to react to every post. See the kindergarten troll you could muster and your girlfriend, firsteva will wake up to see how low I have made you stoop and you have resorted to near mental collapse

Captainswag225:
stuppid sh!tgerian gay with a gorrilla head, who's more poorer, u who live on a dirty water at makoko or me who is lying on a comfortable bed ryt now., u cant even afford a common sh!tgerian passport and yet ur poo filled brain is talking crap. Schizophrenic behaviour is what u are exhibiting.

You're IMF property. They feed you and your 25 million other docile ghanaians. They make your domestic laws and tell you what and what not to do.

Slavery never left the thresholds of your lineage and country. Ghana a country with no single billionaire and just 2,000 millionaires.

Dude, you're dirt - poor and ugly. Your country cannot even pass a national budget without waiting for IMF and world bank donations.

You're Inferior to domestic monkeys by birth and in breeding.

Captainswag225:
hahahaha, mr poo brain, uq iq is less than that of my dog, u were taught a lesson dis nyt.... Who ordered who around? We did and guess what? U obeyed like a dog obeys it master. I know it hurts u that u still dont know a hoot abt us, u keep guessing all the time. Arent u the one in distress mr slowpoke? u aint a man, u are an aimless hopeless bushrat who has no respect for women. Well a lady taught u a nice lesson today. Fugly bat,, my haus boy, can u go sweep my bedroom and wash my car after that? Make it quick okay,.... U will always be our slave coz we order u around and u do it without any complain.... I think its time u stopped engaging in gay practises, thats not a job. Ur ass is leaking badly and ur diapers is soaking wet... Change ur filthy pathetic life u worthless skank.

dude, from your very disposition and attitude coupled with your quivering letters you're a bloody dependant. FACT!

Talking of oderING around. You deceive yourself and no one else. When you saw the pics I posted to shush firsteva your b1tch, you actually thought it was China.

For month you and firsteva always call me jobless and all what not. So I decided to burst you guys a bit. I told her I have more educational qualifications than her. Drives a ash coloured year 2000 Kompressor Mercedes and works in a firm that takes me across the breath of Nigeria.

Both of you quickly said I'm lying. It was past 1am in the night and she asked for pics of the car with me on it. I stepped out of my bed room and went down stairs and gave her the pics. She fled . Later she will claim she needed to sleep. She still says I lie even with proof. So I ask , can I show you the particulars of the car with my name. She knows my first name already. And you all chickened out. Silly butchered lovers

You're a Ghanaian, poverty and destitution is your eternal heritage. Coming from an ancestry of itinerant slaves, every last molecule of you is of servitude and dependency.

As a Ghanaian you will forever remain my inferior both personally and by affiliation.

You wretched subzero accident of evolution .

Captainswag225:
u wished u could see my face ryt? Silly clown. I dont take orders from u like u take from me. It shows am the boss and u are my pathetic little slave

The only reason you can't take the challenge is because you will be burnt - tyre black and as short as a kumasi native baboon.
Your empty conversation has been picked and even neutral observers has called your imbecility to your face.

Captainswag225:
lol, u think i have time for that ugly dude who wants to be heard? I dealing with u only, u need to be cured of ur schizophrenia today.

delusional slowpoke. If you cannot taste your own defeat how do you know when to retreat. You're born with foolhardy disposition.

Slaving ghanaian.

Captainswag225:
am still waiting for what i asked u to do, save ur image as wallpaper on the phone and show me. As for disgrace, we all know u are the disgraced fellow with ur ugly looking wretched face.

You must be 16. What a lame and dry response. Two foolish lovers of firsteva and Captainswag225 engaged me in an e-duel and both left limping with their tails between their legs

You have a b1tch and a girl with the sophistication of a crayfish seller as your gf.

The both of you kept yapping like dogs with rabies. None could call the other to order. Two of you had this fall Coming.

Tell me, how do you tell a cloned samsung from and original one physically?

The reason mediocrity runs in your DNA is because your whole lineage is of little intelligence. You're actually doing great compared to your porridge hawking progenitors who we sent back to kumasi packed as sardines.

When your girlfriend, Firsteva, wakes up a few minutes from now , she will see with horrow the minced meat I have made of you.

Captainswag225:
mr poo filled brain, i gave u an instruction, go check my earlier mention, u will see it there.

What's happening, donkeyface? Cat's got your mouth?

Kayboy11:
I KNEW IT FROM THE SCRATCH, THAT THEY WILL LOSE...... Wow! Wat AN UGLY SHAME

I enjoy whooping this ghanaian slave hard with facts. He will keep quoting me for days after today. That's the trademark of he and his plain girlfriend firsteva.

Captainswag225:
mr poo filled brain, i gave u an instruction, go check my earlier mention, u will see it there.

I can feel your shame across this platform.

You always bite more than your ill - formed jaws can chew.

Captainswag225:
u are fool, keep deceiving yourself

let me ease your misery. What proof do you require?

Captainswag225:
ur image saved as wallpaper on the phone with the samsung name showing.

You just said it is a clone phone. A clone phone can easily bear samsung and looks like samsung. See how stupi.d you are.

I provided you technological evidence but it was to heavy for your sawdust brainbrain

Captainswag225:
u are still proving to be unintelligent, what does dis prove? We live in an android world now. That means anyone can use a techo, nokia or any other android phone to do what u jux did. What show that its a samsung phone u jux used. Bring concrete fact mr skank. Stop dis kids play.

I have been conversing with a drooling halfwit of a lost heritage and unknown origins.

Mental poverty is the worse predicament to befall any man. Mr Destitute, ONLY SAMSUNG HAS THE TECHNOLOGY TO PLAY A VIDEO IN ANY PART OF THE SCREEN. I JUST SNAPPED YOUR NAIRALAND POST WITH A MOVIE PLAYING ON TOP OF THE WEB PAGE.

How much water should I poor to softened your hardened skull. Kumasi boring troll.

Captainswag225 is back! What further proof do you need?

Kayboy11:
Beyond all reseasonable doubt, Lezz u kill this guy flawless! Coz he has notin to prove, he's just blabbing samething all around....
I'm not saying this bcoz I'm Nigerian but bcoz I can see from the crystal clear screen.... He gat Nothing To offer... Piss out!!!

Thanks Bro. He and his hag firsteva will soon claim you're my alternative moniker.

Captainswag225:
hurry up skank am waiting.

where art thou? I see you not in the viewers section.

Captainswag225:
hehehehe u slayed who? Mr poo filled brain, dis image mr lunatic can be downloaded from the net so who are u actually fooling? If u want to prove me wrong then save ur image as wallpaper on ur phone and bring it here. That way u can put me to shame not dis internet images. Oh pls my guy. We aint kidz.

if you aren't ashamed now, I will concur nairaland has bred a true monster. You will be well capable of food poisoning. That's your mention and quote screen grabbed just 5 minutes ago.

I also go it from the Internet. Fool.