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Captainswag225:
stop dis baseless and meaningless explanation everybody who sees the pics u took will know u didnt take it with a real samsung s4 phone. U are a pathetic lowlife. Smelly skank. Ugly ape. Demented pig.

Someone is bleeding deeply from his heart now. that's what a master troll like me look out for.

My cuts run deep, doesn't it.?

Captainswag225:
stop dis baseless and meaningless explanation everybody who sees the pics u took will know u didnt take it with a real samsung s4 phone. U are a pathetic lowlife. Smelly skank. Ugly ape. Demented pig.

# Slayed once again. Tactless boring troll. That's a home screen grab with the X.X.X movie playing in a minature column in the home screen. No clone or other manufacturers does it yet

Captainswag225:
hahahaha stuppid slowpoke, u think i dont know how sharp s4's camera is? U are the foool here. With ur clone s4 phone. Everybody is seeing what it is to be schizophrenic. Carry on.

In the face of contention every sane individual asks for proof. You're an intellectual destitute with nairaland occupying your entire brain mass

If you have any knowhow about phones, you will know that android latest operating system (OS) is 5.01

Samsung has its own user experience called Touchwiz that sits on top of the company's android phones. It can not be faked. A screen grab will prove this now.

The galaxy S4 imei number can also be verified online. Do you want it now?

The S4 has bird view capabilities. Smart read and smart stay. Also from your call logs , if swipe the screen to your right it automatically initiates a call. To the left opens the messaging field. No clone phone can do this.

Clones are physically lookalike. They can't even mimick functionality.

Most original samsung can run two apps at once. No clone can achive this. No China phone can dare. Again a screen graphics can prove this.

Your videos can be played in a small column either I the home screen or on top a running app. No clone or China has this. A screen grab will settle it. Do you want to dare me .


My knowledge Base is far ahead of yours. You're just a wandering nicompoop looking for a meaningful slide in your drowning Iife.

Captainswag225:
deluded meerkat, only samsung s4 clone can take poor pictures like that. Dont be shy to admit it, u use s4 china. Oh cheap lezz. U are soo cheap in everything. Lmao.

Each time your lack of tact makes you look even stupider than stupiid. When you're beaten keep the repeating the assertion.

It only proves you've run out of facts hungry destitute ghanaian.

Captainswag225:
always a clown lol, ur people were deported and u couldnt do sh!t abt it so shut up mitch. how has having 78% of west african economy helped ur people? Ur people are rather in the west african countries making a living over there. Who are u fooling with ur bloated economy? U run things in ghana yeah? Hahahahaha how funny. Who told u that lie, ur people sell pirated dvd's over here. Thats the work they do. What a pity. Little ant of africa.

So Glo, Dangote, Zenith, Oando, Eco and other private service firms are did sellers. Illiterate. You're a nairaland rat so you're out of touch with reality. Nigga we run Ghana local economy.

With 22 billionaires and one of the highest home grown millionaires in Africa you dare challenge us in your ignorance.

With all major international car manufacturers scrabbling to build auto plants in Nigeria. Ghana is a huge 0.

No national heritage or accomplishments. IMF and world Bank still feeds 25 million docile ghanaians.

We employ you right in your country. You docile wretch. Alomo drunkard

Captainswag225:
u are even a bigger foool for calling ur techno phone s4. Is that how s4 phone cameras are? Unless yours is a clone from china.

but you're awfully wretched in your pocket and in your mind. If I had to lie, I would say I use a galaxy S6 edge.

Same thing with the car, I would have mentioned a higher model. You're really silly. Irreparably so. Nothing can save you .

Captainswag225:
u are even a bigger foool for calling ur techno phone s4. Is that how s4 phone cameras are? Unless yours is a clone from china.

No cloned S4 can be upgraded to android lollipop 5.0.1 That's the version of my S4. Want proof?. I can go to settings and do a screen snap for you.

I keep proving we're not in the same knowledge Base. That pic was taken at night from over 9 feet. I needed to distance the phone in self timer so I can get the pic while the phone rests on a platform.

Captainswag225:
hahahahaha, so how many nigerians are really employed out of the 180 million population? For ur information, nigeria also borrowed money from china. Dont tell me u didnt know lol, the shameful part of it all is that african countries keep deporting ur poverty stricken citizen back to ur sh1t hole. S.a did it, niger did it, cameroun did it. What a little ant of africa nigeria is. Lmao

America borrows money from China. So I won't even try to defend that delusional claim. Let's look at your deportation claims.

Cameroon only deported bokoharam displaced refugees it happens all over the world . Germany and western Europe is currently stretched with civil war refugees from Syria, etc

Nigeria has 78% of the entire economy of west Africa. When Ghanaian illustrious son kofi Annan came to Abuja in January this year. He gave a world press conference and said, " THE DESTINY OF AFRICA IS IN THE HANDS OF NIGERIA". That includes yours. Mr. Annan is a former United Nations secretary General.

Nigerian own your local economy and are in charge of your macro and micro wholesale and retail. Your import duties and exports are controlled by Nigerians.

The Ghanaian central market is run and managed by Nigerians your government had to frustrate them with high taxes . Docile ghanaians can't compete even in their own country.

Tell me, in your trade laws only ghanaians can open and run a stupid.d business as a barbing saloon. That's how uncreative and lazy you have become.

Captainswag225:
u are soo pained that i didnt obey ur orders to show u my pics. Shouldnt that tell u how worthless u are to me? U claim eva is this, eva is that, she asked u to show her ur pics and u did immediately like a dog in haste of catching a bone thrown by its master. Thats tells u abt gal power. U were made a sissy and u didnt even realize it. The worst part was ur pic didnt even impress, u looked like a madman jumping on a car. I really feel for u with that ur 1.3 megapixel phone camera. I bet its techno. Such a poor lowlife. Fugly scarecrow.

yet it is a galaxy S4 . Do you want to screen snap of this very post now?

Trust me, firsteva never saw that pics coming .

She denied it's my car. When I asked to show the particulars in my name, she bolted.

If I had refused showing her that pic, she would have danced in a crazed joy of victory

I have asked for your pic since nearly a month. Because your only line of trolling is ugly, jobless and gay.

So for the sake of our viewers let us see your physical outline. You malformed imbec.ile.

Captainswag225:
u are actually a clown to think that ghanaians are poor jux because the government is experiencing a little difficulties, did nigeria's inability to pay workers for months affect dangoate and the likes?? Come on lezz, impress me. U are too dull for my liking.

I like you when you dabble into the hot waters of politics again . Allow me to crave my indulgence of slaying you again with facts.

Ghana has a disgusting GDP of $50 billion dollars when Lagos state alone can boast of over $96 billion GDP.

Ghana per capita to GDP is $4,000

There are not 1 single billionaire in all of Ghana.

Nigeria' has 22 with over $6000 percapital.

IMF makes donation before your yearly budget is passed. Your government feed school pupils to avoid massive starvation.

Libya and Somalia that has been ravaged by wars have a better GDP than you do.

Have I managed to outclass you yet again?

Captainswag225:
truth indeed, i know u are a schizophrenic patient so what else was i to expert from u? Continue, anymore more lies lezz?

even if you're lost to shame and truth for the sake of those reading this, have a little sense of thonesty. You are yet to take up any challenge I threw your way.

Your girlfriend, firsteva truly is the man in the union. She had the courage to dare me to show her one of my claims. I obliged her and she made a face. Now I ask both of you do you wish for me to present you the particulars written in my name this very minute.

All I get is diversion and avoidance of the issue.

You're as worthless as the waste in a sewage pipe.

Faggy Ghanaian.

Captainswag225:
hahahaha deluded riff-raff still praising himself for no work done. What a pity... U are poor and u will remain poor till get back in reality and go find a job to do. Allowing gay use ur ass aint a job. Its a disgrace.

I just hit you with a truck load of truth and recovering poorly. You're as broke and stooping as old Ghana.

You should be ashamed og your miserable existence your progenitors slaved in Nigeria and you darned posterity to slave yet again with an old hag nigerian to to be fed crumbs and renew your Internet subscription.

Whenever are you going to rise above the stratum of your ancestors?

Captainswag225:
keep talking u schizophrenic mofo. Jux tell me when u are done.

refusal to take challenge equals an implicit admission of defeat. You can't square up man.

I'm your better physically
Economically
And educationally.

I have slayed two failed lovers( firsteva and Captainswag225 ) in one strike. What a spectacular show of defeat and shame

Next time, you will learn not to call someone who can feed you jobless and broke.

Itinerant, waste of humanity is what you are.

Ghanaian slave. Ugly shrew!!!

shizzy7:
I have dreams that are beyond my capabilities,,,,
you need to leave him alone,, you guyz disturbed him to the extent that he told you almost everything about his life-- that's not nice.... but you call it Fun/Troll...

They thought nairaland can always be faceless. I just proved things could get all real. They say I'm jobless and over 40. I told them I'm better off educationally, economically and physically and have been to places none of this sewage rats can venture.

They can't even admit I own an old year2000 Kompressor Mercedes. That's how needy and vain these termites are.

They ask that I snapped with the car this very night. I did. Now I told firsteva my first name a long time ago and as further proof I ask if they wanted to see the particulars of the car but no one is answering to that.

Trolling constructively is my fortè. They don't even scratch the surface of my skin yet

Captainswag225:
schizophrenic nigga, why do u want my pic by force? Do u want to masturbate with it? I dont do gays. man

your girlfriend firsteva boasts of you. And since you have called me potbellied, I want to see if your physical constitution is superior or inferior to mine.

Don't be a quivering coward now. People are watching.

firstEVA:
hahahahahaha, now I know u are a biggggg fool. You snap on top of a car makes it your own? You are a real idiiot, for even attempting to prove something in a faceless forum makes u the biggest of all fools.


By the way, you are too ugly. Why are you touching your gay dicck, did u just Bleep a shit hole. Disgusting rat.

Pls, leave the top of that car now and run along to your space under the bridge. See ya dracula teeth

wonder what you would have said if I didn't oblige your defining request. You would have called me a faceless lair and a fraud. Yes I had to go to my neighbours at 1:11 am to wake them up and snap on top of the car. It is also a coincidence that I happen to own a ash color Mercedes and was actually expecting you to ask me to snap on it. Hehe. You can't talk yourself away from this. I just slammed you hard on nairaland floor.


THE LAST TIME YOU ACCUSED ME OF BEING GAY BECAUSE OF MY MONIKER "LEZZ" , I TOLD YOU LEZ IS SHORT FOR MY GIVEN NAME LESLIE. THAT WAS ALL WEEKS AGO.

DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE PARTICULARS OF THE CAR THIS VERY MINUTE IN MY NAME? just say the word and I shall scurry downstairs again and present it to you.

Yet again I do not boast. You pushed me to reveal a personal side of me I don't dare mention on nairaland.

Again, you keep ranting I'm ugly. I'm undeniably handsome with very alethic built and we'll over 6.4 feet.

Tell your Captainswag225 to give us his pic. I bet he will pale in insignificance.

Captainswag225:
hahahahaha, u have dreams oo..... Anyway when u become rich dont forget to donate a portion of it to lezz.

The show is over, kid . I have killed this e-duel. Go on to bed now.

Captainswag225:
hahahaha, ur calm demeanour indeed! Insulting a lady is with vulgar wordz is what u call calm ryt? U jux keep talking, it all part of ur sickness. Schizophrenia is uncurable so i dont expect u to ever change.

who's a lady? You're undeniably silly.

firstEVA:
ok I am waiting

There you have it. Want more?

firstEVA:
ok, if you want us to believe you, upload a pix of you in front of the car

it is 1:11 am , 13th August 2015 and I'm going down stairs to take this pic in my ash colour benz this minute . Time to slay you once and finally.

I will edit this very post to attach the pic. Give me 5 minutes

Captainswag225:
delusion is a bad state to be in. U are suffering from schizophrenia.

lol, your use of the world "schizophrenia " in this context and in the face of my calm demeanour, while slaying you with ease further depicts you as not only an intellectual destitute but also as grammatically impaired.

Captainswag225:
hahahahaha for a person who claims to have it all, i expected u to be better than dis. What dis poo over here?

Thanks. If owning a Mercedes 2000 year model is having it all, who can say you aren't as poor as a marooned pirate.

I'm doing great but won't say I'm rich. What I know for certain is that I'm not in your economic or educational level. FACT.

buzzmania:
Hahaha this potbellied zoo inhabitant needs some fashion tutorials.w t f

Another slave from a heritage of servitude has arrived.

Welcome on board, you wandering IMF property.

firstEVA:
Lezz you drive a mercedes and you can't afford a black belt, lol. U are crazy.

See how just a simple truth can make you black in disbelief ?

Yeah, it's ash in colour and it's my forth benz since 2010. I bought this one when Nigeria played her first match in last year's world cup.

See how in need of want you are!!!
A 200kompressor Mercedes isn't all that expensive.
Is your destitution that great?

firstEVA:
hahahaha, lies from the pit of hell, who do you think you can come here to deceive? Lol
The job you have is in your dreams, keep dreaming old fool, like I said, maybe before you are sixty, heavens may smile down on you.

Only a frustrated man would look the way you do, job ko job ni.

As if you will accept it as truth. I don't go about boasting. It's never my thing besides anybody can be anybody in nairaland .

My firm has done this exercise for FRSC twice in 6 years and it's a multi million naira project. If you have any friends in FUTO ask around . Last year my firm did the same asset everluation for over 20 million naira in 2013 and early 2014.

My very flat is covered by this same firm. Property is the fastest profit yielding business anywhere, woman. You work hard in the onset and you lay low as you get paid while you just fool around.

You have no working experience so I might as well be talking jargon to you. When I tell you I'm OK buy not rich, I mean I am not on your stratum.

firstEVA:
keep quoting yourself

Of course! Everyone who supports me has to be my alternate moniker .

Why are you this pained?
When did it all go wrong?
Who left you sellf-hating like this?
You're the walking - dead.
Sorrow and you never seem to part company.

When your mate were studying g hard in school,
You used the male penis for your pen.
Now you have no brains or manners to soften the fall your careless youth has handed you.

Your knees will remain forever bent from the weight of your transgressions

walexy30:
Lezz, you are winning! only you against 3.

they think the group tagging works on me.

Captainswag225:
awww poor goat, u havent ever experience true/real luv b4 ryt? No wonder u are always bitter. I really feel for u. U are soo sick and mentally retarded that u have no respect for women. I pity ur mum who wasted all those years trying to raise up a human being only to raise up a dirty smelly ugly gay with leaky ass.... Dude ghanaians aint poor oh, ask any nigerian living in accra and they will tell u, that 1845 peugeout u use over there wont even be accepted in my village. We soo rich i can sleep online. I could transfer 1gb megabyte for u broke ass. What do u say? it hurts that a deltan boy like u eats grass while oil is produced in a large quantity from ur area now who is poor mitch?.

true love in nairaland? Nigga your stupidity is on steroids.

Now you will be the first I tell this to in nairaland but I know it will help make you more depressed . Here's it:

I'm not rich but I'm not poor either. I own two degrees. One from political science and the other from law (I don't practice) before the age of 26. I work in a real estate firm that allow me all the time of leisure yet the money is awesome; you practically have great time off and the properties work for you

Matrer of fact anytime I'm off nairaland know that I'm doing field inspection or carrying out inventory or evaluations. If your transgender firsteva has any friends in FRSC let her ask. A company is doing a nation wide fixed asset evaluation of all their properties all over Nigeria since last year. Nigga that's me. I'm presently in charge of zone 9 comprising 4 states of enugu, ebony, Imo and abia states. I'm not on your level. Nairaland is my leisure for trolling.

I make the bulk of my money sitting at home. My company properties I manage pay my bills and credit my accounts. I reside in two states. Delta and enugu and I drive a Mercedes E200 Kompressor200 year 2000 model.

You are either a student or something close to a street urchin. That's why you're looking for love in the shadows of the Internet .

Firsteva is all the personification of how frustration can envelope a woman and make her dead while living.

Stupid low rats.

firstEVA:
idiot, you said "your very first post I Quoted" or you don't know what that means, are you this stûpid?

Miserable old jobless ugly fagggot, you go around the forum with different monikers looking for men to lick their assses, u think i'm not aware u've been busted different times?. At your age you are still jobless, who would give a lunatic a job? Now you allow men pummel you aged asss all for money, little wonder the movement from thread to thread looking for men to defend with the hope of possible diccking. Lezz u are cursed. I know u are jealous of captainswag, no lady has as much as paid your ugly soul a complement both in real life and on social media, I know it hurts, but sorry, it's ur fate, if you had some money maybe, but unfortunately, you are still a pauper at 45. Shame on you lezz, diaper wearing son of a bîtch.

Captainswag225:
no, she is a beautiful lady but u are the wasted sh1t, u wort hless ugly luking gay. U are soo worthless.

Is this the rage of the lovers?
Firsteva is hurting deeply now but captaingay toad is raging lol.

I don't go about looking for self worth in nairaland love that is only a mirage. That's what both of you has resorted to. One poor , hungry Ghanaian trying to offer solace to a broken and bruised Nigerian girl who has learnt to hate men after her whoring mother's love-vendor ravaged her from the anus.

Two failed individuals who in the face of self deceit will carry on living a lie because both are so afraid to face the truth

Captainswag225 firsteva is way older than you. Irrespective of what she says, why do you think she frequents the romance section without a pic in her profile.

She's as ugly as a bat. As straight as a door frame and as fragile as glass . That's from years of rejection.

As for you Ghanaian, I know things are tough but what's a poor , angry Nigerian girl to offer you ? Don't slave here like your ancestors did. Be a man for once in your low life and spit on her vagina, believe me, you won't be the first.

JiggamanGh:
Don't insult my brother's girl.

Two desperate love - rats (firsteva and Captainswag225 ) in a dire attempt to make meaning of their oblique existence.

Firsteva is a certified lesbian vendor exposed and busted right here on NL. Her vagina fistula is numb from any phallus contact. Her breasts cab only heave at the near-touch of a teenage girl. How does the slave Captainswag225 cope? Economic destitution has turned your Ghana brother into a newt and maggot.

JiggamanGh:
Nigerian men doesn't defend Nigerian women like the way you women defend them.

Our women are great and fantastic. With a few with manly demeanor and frustrated spirit like firsteva who has been cast away by men offline and online.

firstEVA:
lezz this was the first post I quoted, where is firsteva? You are loosing it arsehole.

just hit your refresh button, you waste - pipe.