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mzilakazi:You mean you're a student in a military college. |
mzilakazi:You admitted being a student. Since when did you become a military boy. In nairaland ,of cource!!! |
mzilakazi:What does local standards mean to you? |
[quote author=patches689 post=37008481][/quote]Hey!!! Talk to me. |
patches689:NO YOU DID NOT!!!! STOP LYING. |
[quote author=patches689 post=37008464][/quote]Is that you? |
patches689:You're crazy! Is that how you welcome your chief e-slayer after a long hiatus? ![]() |
patches689:patches689, my favourite southie rockhead. After your defence review CONFESSED the sandf lack the manpower and personnel to deploy in a large scale war, I was expecting this thread to dead.After all the number of medically fit soldiers in the sandf are so minute in comparison to your rivals. Concentrate on the SADC, that's your true calling. Africa is bigger than your destiny. ![]() |
mzilakazi:BH is are terrorist insurgents who don't employ conventional warfare. Your HIV sandf with little experience and inadequate manpower will be captured alive without much fire exchange. |
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Dragonking:Lolz. That would be a very tight situation for any guy. My closest experience of that sort was when I was waiting to drop my woman off to school. Her school is just enroute my office so it's a regular routine. Then there was this regular chick that we both had great chemistry and were very close. Her body outline is just drop dead sexxy. While I was waiting for my lady to appear, miss sexxy just flung open the front door and sat down and declared she's joining me. I told her I was waiting for someone actually. That she had to wait by the bus stop for me to go fetch her. (She knew who my lady is). She got up angrily and slammed the front door with pure rage. I drove off and reappeared under 5 minutes with my woman but she was gone. She kept malice with me for weeks but her respect for me also grew. |
splashbaby:Nice and brilliant post. But I have few misgivings with the igbo/Edo classification. There's nothing Edo about the Anioma to be grouped and classified in that manner. Also it is Issele-uku not Oselukwu. |
Dragonking:Very true. If you have a car, your main chick sees the front seat as her exclusive position and place. As a matter of fact most girls will report to their girlfriend if they saw her boyfriend with another chick in front seat. Nairaland babes and forming. No average girl will sit at the back of her bf's car while another chick sits at the front. If she does, her face will be like faeces flung to the wall. As a matter of understanding, I always preserve the front seat for my woman no matter who I had to carry. |
patches689:Fool. |
George Smith lived on the beach, worked on the beach, played on the beach and raised a family on the beach. On the night of August 6, 2007, Smith died on the beach, the victim of a beating so brutal it left him unrecognizable. Eight years later, one man is serving a sentence of life in prison without parole for Smith's murder. His alleged accomplice is a fugitive wanted for homicide. That fugitive is George Smith's wife. George Smith was a well-liked and somewhat eccentric fixture in the small Texas coastal community of Surfside Beach. He was famous for his passion for surfing, and famous for opening a ramshackle burger joint, claiming to make the best burgers in the solar system. But after closing down his restaurant, and after Smith and his wife Lorrain had their fourth child and moved away from Surfside, money became tighter for the family. As Scarlet Sears, the couple's daughter, told CNN's "The Hunt with John Walsh," "My dad's property at the beach was worth about $3-4 million dollars. (My mother) wanted him to sell his property to make some money, but he didn't want to sell it. He kept the property because he wanted to pass it down to his kids." This conflict contributed to the growing distance between George and Lorrain Smith. By the early 2000s, she was talking divorce. She moved out of the family home and found herself a younger boyfriend. Her children were shocked as she dyed her hair, began wearing provocative clothing, and hung out with a young crowd of alleged drug-dealing partyers. Stricken, George Smith still refused to divorce her. Around 2006, Lorrain's strategy for liquidating their property allegedly changed: George told friends she had forged his signature on sales documents and sold one of his parcels without him knowing it. According to family friend Bing Cosby, this made Smith furious. "They had a big fight. He went next door, and had his friends make up a ... will and he changed his will, left everything to the kids, got her out of it, had them sign it, said 'Here, something happens to me, give it to them.'" BEATEN TO DEATH On August 6, 2007, Lorrain invited George to dinner at their favorite Mexican restaurant. He accepted. "He loved her, and he wanted to get back with Lorrain, he would do anything for her," noted Stephen Buchanan, a criminal investigator with the Brazoria County, Texas, Sheriff's office. The next morning, his brutally beaten corpse was discovered on nearby Follett's Beach in Surfside, within earshot of the waves he loved to surf. "With the trauma to his face, we were unsure if he was hit by a vehicle or not," Buchanan recalled. "But we were able to identify the deceased as George Smith by his driver's license." At first, Lorrain denied any knowledge of his death, saying that the night before, George had gotten drunk, and they argued. She claimed he had kicked her out of his car on the way home. "A couple of days later Lorrain called me back at the office and stated that she wanted to revise her statement," said Buchanan. "That everything she told me wasn't true." According to Buchanan, she admitted to her children that she had been on the beach with George the night he was killed. MURDERER , ACCOMPLICE OR INNOCENT MAN? Their interest piqued, police examined Lorrain's phone records and traced a call made on the night of the murder to an ex-Marine named Dylan Laughrey, who lived in the same neighborhood as Lorrain's boyfriend. When questioned, Laughrey admitted that Lorrain had tried to hire him to make a man "disappear" -- she had said the man was her sister's husband. But Laughrey insisted that he had refused. She said that she needed somebody to disappear ... her sister's husband who was abusing her sister and her sister's children for years now," Laughrey told "The Hunt." "She had counted out some money and handed it to me," Laughrey said. "I told her well I didn't want anything to do with whatever it was she had going on and I tried to give her the money back. She refused to take the money, told me just to hold on to it." And the money Lorrain Smith gave to Dylan Laughrey? The Smiths' daughter, Scarlet Sears, told "The Hunt" it came from the property that her mother had sold off. Other witnesses contradicted Laughrey's denials. They said he had asked around to borrow a weapon just before George was murdered. And the wounds that killed Smith matched the weapon Laughrey had been loaned: a heavy strip of metal from a car's undercarriage, a part known as a "leaf spring." "The Medical Examiner's office was able to prove a leaf spring is what was used to kill George Smith," said Buchanan. Both Lorrain Smith and Laughrey were arrested and charged with George Smith's murder. Laughrey maintained his innocence and pleaded not guilty. He was tried, found guilty and sentenced to life without parole. "If Margaret Lorrain Smith was here right now, I would -- I'd probably ask her, 'Why? Why me?'" Laughrey told "The Hunt". THE HUNT FOR MARGARET LORRAIN SMITH Lorrain Smith posted bail, using as collateral the properties she had tried to convince her husband to sell. According to U.S. Marshal Kyle Seitzinger, "weeks before her trial was set to start in 2009, Lorrain cut her ankle monitor off, (and) told her probation officer that she would be at a doctor's appointment. Lorrain got a ride from Angleton to Houston ... Several days later she was seen for the last time, picking up money at a Western Union in San Antonio. And she's been on the run ever since." Police allege that "she was the instigator, the perpetrator up to the point, and was the brains behind the whole deal," notes CNN's John Walsh in the upcoming episode of "The Hunt" that features Smith's case. "Didn't anybody think she was going to run?" Her bail collateral -- the deed to George Smith's best beach-front land -- was forfeited and the property was sold at a bargain price. "Unfortunately there's nothing left from the property," daughter Scarlet Sears told "The Hunt." "The bail bonds company sold it for a very small amount of what it was worth. We couldn't fight for it, we couldn't afford to fight for it." The land George had stubbornly protected, and for which he likely died, was lost to the family forever. "After all of her horrible planning, after (allegedly) arranging George's brutal murder," notes Walsh, "she lost it because she skipped her bond. It went to nobody in that family. The main purpose of killing George so she would get a windfall of money, she blew it all." SOURCE: CNN
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shizzy7:We've come a-not-so-long way. I left her (firsteva) bleeding from the very first encounter to this. She never stoped stalking me from thread to thread till the bleeding stops. It's the sign of victory as deep cuts heal last. She can rave for show but cry in the silence of reality when the lights are off and truth prevails. She carries my word in her heart as her self - esteem fluctuates like a faulty fuel gauge in the midst of life's challenges. |
firstEVA:hmm, she did insult me actually. I did hope she would continue. Social media comes alive to me when trolling is employed. ![]() You really are a destitute of simple logic. I said her grace disarmed me. I actually quoted her but she hurled veiled insults and left. I tried lurring her back but she didn't yield and I turned to you for troll-satiety ![]() The son of mark dragged you on the floor back and forth and revealed you to nairalanders. You see, because you're always often bruised in all you e-battles , you actually believe victory is on the side of who has the last say. Bwahaha ha. Any fool can have that. Let me teach you the gauge professional trolls like us use to measure e-cuts. 1) We check for emotional leakages and pure rage exhibited by the opponent. You initiated unprovoked parental insults when I hit you deep in the core of your being. It means my jibes found their marks in your glass heart. ![]() 2) we look for signs of crazy behaviours and show of desperation. That's was proved when you went into my profile picture and started hurling my dp around. That's the sign of a wounded animal. You were doing this for weeks as your aches never subsided. 3) We look for signs of insecurity and low self evaluation. You always taunt me for being jobless and broke for weeks. So one day, I decided to tell you a little secret about me. None of your family members can live my style of life and leisure . I told you the nature of work i do and all the time it allows me . I allowed you a rare glimpse into my life and told you I have a Mercedes Kompressor200 car. You checked your time, and it was 1:13 am ; a cold wicked and deep night. In an effort to call me a lair, you asked to see the car with ME ON IT. you taught I would make an excuse. But I went down by bedroom to my parking floor, placed my phone on a platform and set the camera to selftimiming. I gave you the pics within minutes. You doubted. I laughed. I asked if you Remember when we first met? You called me a lesbian for having lezz as my moniker. I called you a nairaland rat for not knowing "lez" is the short form of endearment for "Leslie" my given name. And I asked you in that cold night if you wanted to see the particulars of the car in my name "Leslie ". That was when you remembered sleep. you ran off. It took you till the morning to think of an excuse.You taunt my physique. I posted to you a pic of me during a workout. Lolz. First rule of trolling is being patchydermatous. Meaning thick-skinned. We're not easily shamed. But you're made of glass and easily broken into a raving lunatic. We enjoy that. That's why trolling is an emotional sport to me. Skilled trolls like son of mark decides to leave you after seeing you bleed, As I shall now do after giving you a troll tutorial with you as a case study of a loser in an e-duel. So long. We shall definitely cross paths in other threads. Hopefully you will be a worthy adversary. Till then, I shall recall my vitriolic pelts hurled at you as a mental sleep-enhancement each time I lay to bed and wait to be ferried into the land of numbed abyss. |
firstEVA:Lolz, I see you couldn't name the son of mark by name for fear of further pummelling. ![]() I understand what I did to you and why it makes your little heart ache. You never saw me coming. You were e-fighting with son of mark and I was watching from the stands. Observing you, reading you and stalking you like a prey . Then I pounced on you. ![]() You were flabbergasted for days. Not knowing where the beef was coming from. Not knowing who I was or my reason for grievances. For weeks your heart suffered to solve the puzzle. I watched you yearn for clarity from the shadows of my computer. You accused me of being an alternate moniker. Firsteva, I'm a rare troll. ![]() I pick my victims and make them suffer. Sometimes for weeks, months or even forever. It all depends on their strength of recovery rate. I knew I won and defeated you when you did what only a raging bull could do. You went into my profile to check me out. Because you could lay hold on nothing. You found my dp and dragged it everywhere you went. Your wuzzy associate Captainswag225 joined you and pertook in the show of hurting desperation. ![]() For days I laid back and watched with a queer smile as you raged and hurl pained jibes at me everywhere. You followed me everywhere in a frustrated attempt to ease your hurt. But I left you bleeding on nairaland's floor. ![]() You kept quoting me for almost a week but I ignored you momentarily. Firsteva, I must confess; When I sliced the thin layers of your self esteem the very first time, I never met you or knew you before. You did me no wrong. ![]() I just found you as a nice game for my sport of trolling. And you didn't disappoint one bit. You're my specimen for informal collection of data on troll victims.![]() I have nothing personal against you. I'm just attracted to your violence and show of raw rage occasioned by your maternal abuse. ![]() Quiet, graceful girls with feminine wiles disarm me without even trying like a certain ghanaian girl did last night. But you feed the beast - troll in me. ![]() |
firstEVA: you basically said nothing in comparison to my post you quoted. Your value as a woman is that of a broken tomatoes. You must be sold hurriedly for half the price.A public toilet should get better attention and care than you. You're the living example of earth's burden. Scum of creation. ![]() |
shizzy7:yeah, my first ever ecounter with firsteva was when the Sonofmark was ripping her inside out with damming evidence of her lesbian business right here on nairaland. Proof were presented where she frequents the ashawo section of nairaland and advertised for gay strippers and prostitutez. Her posts were presented for everyone to see. Her ghanaian stooge, Captainswag225 is likely in charge of faggotry recruitment at the other end. She resorted to calling lezz, one of nairaland's be-medaled faggott slayers as gay without amy proof. Well I didn't blame her one bit. After what I did to her, her only means of vengeance and peace was to hate me so bad she resorted to uploading my pics and distributing it all over nairaland and calling me gay . You can begin to understand the emotional trauma she suffers from my cold calculated vitriol. You don't really have her kind of attitude. Not exactly. I have watched you. There's a certain twinge of grace and charm about your style. Firsteva is a drab with a backwater, crayfish - seller demeanour. That girl can't attend an evening dinner without standing out as an intruder. She will be singled out effortlessly in a gathering of ladies even in Burundi. ![]() If she has a Figure 8, she will never be a bitter, whining b1tch. Men will drool over any well shaped girl. The worst a Figure 8 can become is spoilt and rude. Never broken and sad with a rage of self - loathing. I will wager my monthly pay firsteva is not only facially ugly but has the formlessness of a doorframe. Her unclothedness sends the blood running back in a man's erect phallus. Trolling to me is never about who has the last say. Never. It's a sport for leisure. I came to troll ,abeit constructively. Whenever I'm free and feeling like sport, I look for the likes of firsteva and tell her why her life is one endless night. |
Dragonking: |
firstEVA:It is inevitable that in hurting you, I shall unavoidably hurt others unintentionally. My dear online love is for the lilly-livered and those whose two feet can't support their weight. With a very tiny exception of those who work online or whose job have an online correspondence. When a youth deliberately seeks the cold, illusionary shadow of fleeting letters as love and substitute smiles for emoticons, LCD screen for eye contact , that youth has the malady of a disease called identity crisis and the collapse of his self -worth . And you, firsteva is a textbook example of a sufferer. Your boiling rage and backwater jibes are all testament to your slumming background and interrupted educational system which consists of converted pig stead. You are alien to love and affection. rejected in the flesh - world, busted and ridiculed in the virtual world. Your knees can never support the weigh of your foolishness . |
Dragonking:For fact, the UK PM told ghana in no uncertain terms that should they pass the anti gay laws, all aids will be withdrawn. 9f course ghana buckled like the chameleon she us. And accra shivered in the fear of economic uncertainties. The country is run by the merciful contributions of the UK, IMF and world Bank. |
Dragonking:It skipped me, my G. Nairaland is indeed Africa's biggest online meeting hub. Nigeria's soft power is quadrupling by the day. With Nollywood, our music industry, religious dominance, nairaland. Africa will do well to welcome the new hegemony. This is neo - colonisation by influence |
firstEVA:this petty, career prostitute is still yapping like a dog with rabies. There's no imagination for your looks, dear. Your bitterness and red hot rage is enough to make any female stack ugly. It's no brainer knowing you suffer and bleed for want of care and affection. You had to resort to online love with a teenage, broke ghanaian with a subzero iq. (Captainswag225 ) Look at you. Pure rage of a dissatisfied existence. No man to call your own and no means of economic survival. My monthly pay will liven your stooping soul and straighten your bent back from economic destitution. Silly smelly girl. |
JiggamanGh:I have obliged you. |
JiggamanGh:We gave you the gas at a pittance. That's why when we threw you into darkness by gas shortage. Your country couldn't do jack. Nada. We have GTB, Oando, Eco, Dangote, real estate firms and zenith are all in Ghana and you're yapping about oil based economy. We run your local economy and imports. You know this. Any country close in proximity to Nigeria is bound to feel small. Let your national insecurity shine forth. ![]() |
JiggamanGh:Zik of Africa will match nkuruma anywhere. The others you mentioned are laughable. Only in Ghana are they popular. Our movie industry has been estimated to gross over $800 million dollars yearly. October 1st just won the resent best African movie of the year with its director winning the award himself for directing. Nollywood is actually no.2 world wide. Our movie industry has not only made jenivieve and Omotola once in the list of 100 most influential people on earth!!! Nollywood also made the nigerian accent the 6th best in the world. Nigga get your facts right. Emotional opinion won't do yu any good. Ghana movie industry is a backdrop of Nigeria's Nollywood. FACT FACT FACT.We make you pale in insignificance. You dare to put Nigeria, India and ghana in the same sentence. Your insolence and lack of respect is staggering. Lets give you the facts not emotion India is a nuclear power Nigeria is a satallite orbiting power with over 4 satellites orbiting in space. She has also built her own satellite too. India is a BRIC country. Nigeria is a MINT country. If you know what that means India is amongst the top 10 economies of the world Nigeria is about 23rd economy of the world. India is home to range rover and tata and Bollywood. Nigeria is home to Nollywood, Innoson and Africa's greatest entertainment industry. You see that ghana is a midget country. Your own kofi Annan acknowledged that Nigeria has the destiny of the entire Africa in her hands. Yeah, Kofi , the former UN guy. YOUR OWN PRESIDENT HAS LITERALLY BEGGED FOR OUR GOVERNMENT TO EASE THE ECONOMIC SITUATION OF WEST AFRICA. Ghana is an official begging nation run by IMF and World Bank. Britain makes yearly donation to ghana as your economy is 90 % dependent on foreign aids. Now football, you must be a swine to ever think ghana has more international laurels than Nigeria. You are yet to be an Olympic medalist in football. We out - medal you in under 20 and under 17 world cups, female football trophies. Only in Afcon do you have a slight lead. Bwahaha ha. Ghana is peopled by docile lots who can't make their marks internationally. |
firstEVA:this unwashed harlott with a gaping vagina riddled with monthly smelly polluted discharge isn't in bed yet. ![]() When do you have time for personal hygiene and other feminine fineries when you're always online e-brawling and struggling to have the last word. Of course you don't care for your looks. No makeup can liven your placid face gifted with an uncommon plainness. Expired ashawo. Old wench. ![]() |
JiggamanGh:I like how you bent the truth. At least we own the nigerien oil company. And it is only a temporal measure till bookharam clears off. In health and in impaired state we supply you gas. Nothing changes the facts. 25 million people with gold for over 60 years have no business begging to stay alive. Begging to be fed. Lagos state is your line for comparison. Not Nigeria. Only diplomatic courtesy will allow a nigerian president receive a ghana president from an official visit. A governor should do the meeting. |
JiggamanGh:how do we out number west African states? Talking about education. Show me a Woke Soyinka or Achebe of Ghana. Show me a chimamanda of Ghana. You have none. ![]() You have no movie industries. Your local acting starts parades the streets of Lagos Abuja and asaba for movie roles and are eventually paid lesser than their nigerian counterparts. Your soccer dreams is only an illusion. You are way behind. We have won far more international cups than ghana. Fact. If you taught Nigeria freedom and movie making. How come you're still a slave today who can't even make domestic laws for herself. How come you have not a single movie industry. IMF and Britain OKs your presidents acts before he moves. You're still a 31st century slave by affiliation to ghana. If we out number west Africa states by 180/120 population distribution, why then do we have a stagering 78% of the economy of the region ? Your population theory is redundant and busted. It failed the test. You have a bigger population to Angola yet she is economically superior. India is over a billion people yet she is still having a Gdp of A trillion dollars. Admit it ghanaians are acutely docile. That's why you have no single billionaires and only 2000 millionaires. Ghana lives by donations. Fact. |
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