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Patchesagain:
So You literally have no idea what BRICS is?

Nigeria was never invited

MINT is a fantasY

You are a waste of time

Into the trash you go

do you want more proof s.a is not a BRIC member as of now ?

Patchesagain:
So You literally have no idea what BRICS is?

Nigeria was never invited

MINT is a fantasY

You are a waste of time

Into the trash you go

Here is for your comprehension. I know you don't give up even in the face of uncompromised fact. Read this for your own fvckery:The nomenclatures of economic trading
blocs are becoming numerous: It all started
with G 8 , the great eight largest economies ,
G 20 and then BRICS , organization of five
major emerging national economies of
Brazil, Russia ,
India , China and South Africa .
Now comes MINT nations, MINT is the
acronym for an association of four major
emerging economies Of Mexico , Indonesia ,
Nigeria and Turkey.
Both MINT and BRICS were coined and
popularized by Jim O ’ Neil, an economist of
first order and the former chairman of
Goldman Sachs Asset Management. Jim
O ’ Neil can be rightly called an authority on
productivity assessment of emerging
economies .
” As of 2013 , the five BRICS countries
represent almost 3 billion people , with a
combined nominal GDP of US$16 . 039
trillion , and an estimated US $4 trillion in
combined foreign reserves . Presently, South
Africa holds the chair of the BRICS group,
having hosted the group’ s fifth summit in
2013 .
The BRICS have received both praise and
criticism from numerous quarters. ”
The major criticism was for the admission
of South Africa into the BRICS with its
relatively smaller GDP and inadequate
infrastructures, together with its annual
anemic economic growth .
Jim O ’ Neil , who disagreed with South Africa
admission into the BRICS , also popularized
this phenomenon of bloc of nations
neologism that are futuristic with dominant
emerging economies . And now he has also
fashioned and endorsed MINT nations with
the recent economic waning of BRICS
nations.
This is how Jim O ’ Neil introduced MINT
nations in his article in Bloomberg and he
delineated MINT as the potential emerging
investment destination

Patchesagain:
Everything you said

Patchesagain:
Are we or are we not a BRICS member?

Is Nigeria a BRICS member?

No?

I rest my case

I am dancing skelewu before responding to this very post.

Patrick or whatever they call you. You are an e-criminal. Debating with you is waste of data.

Nairaland has known no worse fraud and dishonest member than you. And that will be your legacy here, I'll see to that.

Now back to topic : O' Neil formed and coined the term BRIC and he never included S.A. You know this.

Other members invited S.A into it. Just like S.A was trying to invite Nigeria but we graciously turned down because we're bigger than you.

Academics and Economic institutions and analysts never include S.A in BRIC.

Same O' Neil coined MINTS which have a better prospects than BRIC and Nigeria is in MINT.

bwuahahaja.

Patchesagain:
Post some citations to back that up and then we can discuss you argument.

which of my points do you want citation for ?

Patchesagain:
You sound emotional

You should go have a liedown and a beer to calm down

Come back when you have something to contribute

FYI: We get more than enough international validation - it is us whom Russia and China chose to form a partnership with, not you. I think that says enough.

partnership on what ? I beg to differ with this Zulu. . You have been kicked out of the BRICs you got through the backdoor. bwuahhaha.

Zulus love vain glory they can't achieve.

Patchesagain:
SANDF has yet to fail a task.

Biggest contributore because you need the UN money to pay your wages!!

SANDF heirachy is a mix of former SADF soldiers and former freedom fighters.

Those "half illiterates" you refer to all hold extensive and top level training from countries like Russia and East Germany and were again re-trained when they were introduced into the SANDF.

Dude, if you dont like the SANDF thats fine, but dont come here and spill nonsense

Nigeria spent over $10 billion in Liberia alone in the 90's. We and Ethiopia are in the UN due to our military heritage. S.A only come to make up the numbers or fulfil formality that's why a country like Tanzania will head you in an international mission

Please, Zulu incompetence both in your military and beyond are well acknowledged. It is not even controversial

Patchesagain:
Are you saying it is a bad thing that South Africa is not in the middle of a civil war and has its waters and coast-line infested with pirates like Nigeria?

Anyway, experience is past down through training

Please show me these "posed" pictures you refer to

I am saying no one gives a jack about S A or your military. S A is no longer relevant.

Countries who should be on this thread are Ethiopians and Egyptians . not tree hoping Zulus looking for international validation.

Jack out of here and go see if the sandf has found their "highly skilled" white recruits they've been looking for.

Patchesagain:
#Butthurt

Sorry our military doesnt look like the rag-tag militia that the Nigerian military is.

sophisticated sandf still looking for rhino poachers.

saengine:
Yes you are right. You are making perfect sense. The less pics and videos a certain military has, the more effective they are. Go complain to the person who took out his phone and recorded the convoy. Dont waste my time.

post confined to the dustbin.

Patchesagain:
The press are only invited to 2 events a year

The rest is picked up by private citizens or soldiers in a personal capacity - pictures taken during training exercises.

Unlike your military, we train heavily, we train your military as well

Anyway, your posts sound very bitter

nice excuse for your fashion model military which has failed in every given task at national and international level.
Nigeria and Ethiopia remain the biggest contributor in Africa to the UN peace keeping efforts.

You have been telling lies and twisting facts since the commencement of this thread.

Your army since 1994 which hierarchy have been occupied by Zulu freedom fighters are all a bunch half-literates whose biggest qualification into the sandf is guerrilla warfare.

lionel4power:
lol picture op army... No real experience

what their army is good at is picture warfare .

saengine:
Go deal with Boko Haram who started with sticks and stones, and ended up with tanks and anti-aircraft guns right under the nose of your
superior and mighty military.

and your battle starved military is busy posing for pics more than real army that are battle proven, tested and hardened.

S.A army begging for the spot light.

Patchesagain:
99% of pictures are taken by private citizens

invited by the military top brass for propaganda.

saengine:
SA Army vehicle convoy through the streets of Potchefstroom. Never ending


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McVopFg8uGQ

lolz ! Still basking in the illusion of an army that love pictures more than Hollywood celebrities? Your mofo is world class,

5minsmadness:
Its simple really. Simply bend the struggling recalcitrant love of your live over your knees, expose her buttocks and with the palm of your hand render several quick and sudden spanks on her bombom in quick succession!


ADVAntAgEs:

1. No more injuries to your woman's face to mar her beauty.

2. No more cuts and bruises.

3. The female buttocks is fully padded with fat which allows for firm handling and spanking, delivering a good amount of pain to pass your message across without causing life-threathening bodily harm.

4. This method was formally permitted by the church! So you can beat her and still go and preach the next day, no shaking.

5. Studies have shown that for some reason women spanked on thier buttocks learn from their errors better and remain smarter than women who are continuosly hit on the head.

6. A beat-up this way is easier to turn into a make-up session. don't ask me how.

7. The woman would be too embarrassed to report you and even if she does, will probably be turned back to you with laughter for further punishment.

8. You can exert your authority without being called a 'beast' or 'inhuman'.

9. It enables you to show your dominance in a non-life threathening manner. And we all know most women like dominant men!

10. It alleviates your frustrations as a man, allowing you release pent-up anger and thus relaxing you and making you easier to live with.

11. Let's face it, women behave like children sometimes and pick up very annoying habits from thier 'usually' single friends. Because you love your wife, you’re willing to go to extreme measures to correct dangerous, destructive or annoying behaviors by striking her on the buttocks.



So the next time you have the urge to shut your wife up by making her swallow your fist, do think along these lines. Spank your way to a healthier and happier marriage!

https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1205417/images/o-SPANKING-facebook.jpg

@bolded, the vast majority of women really find ass-spanking a huge turn on.

What the OP said are questions worthy of a critical appraisal. Unfortunately, most of the reactions here are political not realistic .

And the OP sold himself off as one obsessed with fame by needlessly tagging his picture along.

LeSudAfricaine:
Typical nonsense! The most docile and slow of the black race ha ha ha really? Ok Mr "Civilization" since you are very smart answer this riddle, ...what do you call a country which has an abundance of fuel but experience fuel shortages? Ha ha ha!,! still busy with generators in the 21st century, talk about being slow!

Stop fooling yourself, South Africans ultimately freed themselves from Apartheid whether you like it or not, there's a reason we have likes of Biko, Luthuli,etc people who actually died for our liberation. Nigerians never died for our freedom, stop giving yourself credit you don't desreve it's boring, even our Government doesnt recognize your so-called "role"stop already

You run shht? really? Where? Lol! , You really think our women are fixated with you flattheads don't you? Well Youguys are regarded as ugly by our women or sinister, 5 people marry Nigerians you now run shht ha ha ha, You can't run your own shhthole and yet you run foreign lands? Gimme a break!

I know your response will fall short of logic.
Let's begin from the top: All of Africa fought for your docile, tactless asses. Your deaths doesn't cur it. Are you a daft ? You want Africans to be slaughtered like rams like the Anglo dutch slaughtered your in Soweto before we get recognised. read up nigeria-south Africa relations online and get a quick 5 minutes education before we get into details.

Our fuel shortages was a strike for political points. Surely you know all about strikes- miners?

The generator issues are just a trademark of our superior tenacity and makeup over you. For with that generator we have produced Africa's largest economy and middle class.

Your docile zulu are still at the rock bottom of the economic pool while the 5% Anglo dutch hold the land and economy and your tree-hoping and cave-dwelling Zulus are looting the shops of hardworking foreigners blind. THAT'S WHAT I CALL REAL SLOW AND DULL.

You say 5 southie women marry Nigerians and we over blow it. Tell me dummy, is it 5 women that formed UNWISA United Nigerian Wives In South Africa ?

The average Zulu is an uncouth Savage too barbaric and slow to take advantage of the huge infrastructural and economic advantage the Anglo dutch has built for over 300 years, but after 21 years your infrastructure are decaying and rotting, economy is static load shedding has made South Africans to be sleeping with candles
as tiny Mozambique now supplies you electricity..
The ANC still provide Pampers for overgrown Zulu gorrilas that's why none you can work hard and your women despise you.
Other Africans came and show them what real men look and act like.

Sissy Zulu.

LeSudAfricaine:
oh like you qoute Miss Nigeria, as some example of the beauty of entire tribe/nation while we all knw. She was the exception

You keep embarrassing yourself showing how little you know the history of Zulu Nation, Shaka wan't the exception, not by a long shot! Ever heard of Cetshwayo, Dingaan, etc, how was that his own army was revered and feared but made of docile Zulus? How was that an army made of docile Zulu give the British a run for their money You really don't sound well read sorry, We are direct descendants of the same Zulus that's why we don't take nonsense from the likes of you flattheads

And please there's nothing special about your civilization, civilization isn't exclusive to Nigeria, there are civilzations across all of África, Mapungubwe in Zim comes to mind, Artistry and Sculptures are all over in every African country, it's not special! Try another angle please

hhold it. You seem carried away by your own wind.

No one knows anything about those other spear wielding Zulus. Fact is you guys are the most docile and slow of the entire black specie. That's why you were freed only yesterday. And it took the struggle of the entire Africa to secure your freedom.

The Igbos are running your streets and women-YES YOUR WOMEN- in S.A .

Show me a pyramid building civilization in Africa other than Egypt.

14:
Tell them, they are in trouble. they dont know that

Zuma is coming to make sure Nigeria through the APC doesn't isolate him in Africa like the PDP did, like Abacus did in 1995/6.

LeSudAfricaine:
Sure it ended in defeat but I ask why is Shaka Zulu so respected the world over? The Zulu nation is far more known that this so called "sophisticatedL Bini empire ! The fact that you won Miss World once and has never been anywhere near proves exactly my point, big population yet you fail to continously produce beauties, beautiful women in your country are scare, you are, if not non existant! Lol.

you are mistaking the bravery of shaka to mean the sophistication and advancement of an entire group/tribe of people.

Shaka was a spear-wielding brave warrior who lost because he was the exception in a group of docile Zulus.

The Bini empire on the hand isn't down to an individual , rather to a whole group and civilization whom the dutch was described as civilized with their roads as broad as those of Amsterdam.
With the artistry of sculpture so advanced, the first Europeans were looking a signs of earlier white settlements.

Our people were building pyramids in the east before the Europeans came along, yes the UDI pyramid, they were built by the Igbos , the ones you hate a lot.

So we don't have shaka the spear-wielding warrior who lost, we have pioneers of civilization and culture unseen in African history.

LeSudAfricaine:
You see I don't have to convince when you already know, it's just your pride and jealousy standing in the way, i don't expect you to agree with me,

You can ridicule the Zulu nation as much as you like but you can never take away the rich history known and respected worldwide, Shaka Zulu was a leader comparible to Genghis Khan, and is respected worldwide to this day, it's your Fulani, Hausa history as rich? Who is the Igbo king again?

Please spare me the Miss World BS, it proves nothing! We all know it' was a glitch in the matrix, Has Miss Nigeria made the top 20 since then, or even before the win? Miss South África always makes top 20 or top 10. West African women in general lack feminine features that you see once you go South, to countries like Angola, Zim, Namibia etc and are generally agressive and masculine,like men

yes I heard of Shaka and the story ended in defeat which ultimately culminated into the longest enslavement in human history.

The Bini empire is the most sophisticated and advanced in African history. In fact, our 15th century art works are scattered all over western capital cities in a series of grand official theft known to humanity.

Nearly doesn't kill the bird so spare us your 10th and 20th positions in the miss world pageant. Fact is you have never made that history.

LeSudAfricaine:
Mixed race people , constitute 8% of South Africans and, according to you only 8% is beautiful, the remaining 92% excluding your white gods is made up only of ugly Zulu people "Lol, Utter nonsense of course!

Er Go To durban, the stranglehold of the Zulu, you will come back with your jaws, wide open Anambra villager! Such is the beauty of the women there, I don't know if it's the coast, or the weather down there, but dammnnn!

Head to the Cape check out. Xhosa women, amongst the most beautiful in the continent,

Swazi women, my god! Just check the pics of reed dance and see if you'll spot any ugly person,

Sotho, Tswana, Venda women etc , South African women are beautiful convince yourself otherwise, even your countrymen who've been down South have attested to this many times here on Nairaland, You don't even know anything about SA that much is clear hence everything is Zulu this Zulu that, not everything in SA is about Zulu people! the very same Zulu wil showl any Nigerian woman flames when it comes to the looks department

By the way it's not only Zulu women who are shaped nicely it's a general shape of South African women

All this long narrative prose just to convince us S.A women are beautiful ?

The only feature universally agreed for S.A women are the big flapping butty. the men are worse off. That's one of the reasons for xenophobia. Heard there's even an association of South African women married to foreigners . Insecure Zulus.

When ever you see the word Zulu in my post, just know it's my own use as a collective term for all of Zulu natal , Tswana, Bantu, Xhosa, in fact, all of black S.A. I love the primitive sound of that word.
Mind only Nigeria has produced a miss world beauty in all of black Africa.

LeSudAfricaine:
trying so hard to be funny!, Taye Taiwo, Taribo West, Olesugun Obasanjo? What do they have in common? Typical ugly Nigerian

The true breath taking South african women are the racially mixed ones.

As for the undiluted zulu, aghrr, those ones are grace with uncommon formlessness .

But they got that trademark butty going for them

BossTtdiamonds:
Do you lack comprehension skills or how did my statement translate to the jibberish you put up here...

i thought i was the only one who noticed.

Joavid:
Epic!

I just had to quote this.

Thank you.

dickrider:


HOW CAN BIAFRA AND NIGER DELTA SUCCEED ON THEIR OWN WITH THESE TYPE OF LEADERS? JONATHAN IS REPRESENTATIVE OF THE NIGER DELTA AND WE CAN ALL SEE THE LEVEL OF IMCOMPETENCE AND TOLERANCE FOR CORRUPTION EMBEDED IN HIM. I HOPE THE IGBOS WILL STOP FOAMING AT THE MOUTH CONCERNING THIS BIAFRA. THEY NEED TO REMAIN IN NIGERIA SO THE HAUSAS AND YORUBAS CAN SHOW THEM WHAT LEADERSHIP MEANS

How long will it take for people to realize the current geo-political arrangement and socio-economic integration has forever dealt a blow to secession in Nigeria.

The igbos will be unwilling to actualize Biafra not after all their investments and business interests across the breath of the nation. Besides not every section of the niger-delta is soft with the idea of Biafra.

The south-west have an advantage in geography but their kinsmen in kwara and kogi(?) will face a problem.

The North isn't as united as it used to be; i really do not think the middle belt will be comfortable with a northern country.

so, a better arrangement under ONE STRONG, POWERFUL NIGERIA is our best shot at greatness


NB: There's no leadership quality brag-worthy in Nigeria by any tribe or regionn

5minsmadness:
Hmmm!
There's a poet in you somewhere sir!

Ah!!! You have a keen literary perception; I used to compose some some time ago but the dearth of appreciation for the art melted my zeal away.

Bibol:
Excellent point, but if I may ask, how is this skill of mental submissiveness mastered bearing in mind that some men like to be subdued once in a while? Don't you think that can confuse a woman?

lolz.
mental submissiveness is mental, it is the psychological awareness that sex isn't her duty but a deep expression of love and appreciation for her husband. it is the state where wives come to share love in the purity of appreciation , selfless giving and the ministration of a ritual so intense and mystifying. The swapping of position shouldn't distort this.

Either man on top or woman on top does not change it.

But every day to day activities off the bed are little rituals leading to the ultimate ministration on the bed.

bukatyne:
Strange How you guys are putting the whole work on men in your bid to castigate women

I hope the men complaining about submissive wives here take This home.

Master the art of making her cum and she will Regards you as the master.

This art also requires the husband is loving and selfless in and out of bed.

A woman who hasn't mastered the art of surrender and the definition of sex especially in a married setting will still likely fall short of the peak despite the artistry of a skillful lover.

Nothing surpasses the joy of a husband watching his wife bask in the land of ecstasy with careless abandon where he sent her.
few accomplishments can give that much fulfilment and mark his manhood than this. It is that simple and basic.


and nothing fulfills, thrills and explains better the joy and blessing of womanhood than the experience of orgasm with a man (husband preferably) .

but first, the majority of women have to master the skill of mental submissiveness and psychological willingness to surrender in love.

iykedare:
Lol. This is absolutely correct.


Frequent powerful orgasms has a way of making women submissive and very loving........Iykedare

FACT !

cococandy:
You're just funny.

So being a feminist has nothing to do with wanting to have orgasms.
Is there any topic you guys won't bring feminism into.
Well if you really look at it, that's part of it.

Freedom to be what you want to be without anyone (e.g coogar) telling you it's not what you're created to be.

Now you know

i just made a passing observation. and i have met most of you females in most other posts with your feminist crusades.

after reading some of your posts on feminism, ughrr, men, i never thought you'll ever come to the full realization of the power of the male's prick.

I mean, you guys will jump and scream at the sight of spiders and house rodents, but treat the male erect prick with so much less fear. lolzzzz.


you will shed the last garb of feminism after experiencing a body quivering , breath hissing and diaphragm spasm orgasm caused by a man's penis.

and as your breathing begins to take its normal rhythm, and your spasm subsides and you lay spent of energy, the sweet sensation of being a true woman fills the void.