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RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 1:43pm On Dec 20, 2016
Ishilove:
It's too raw for comfort
Alright, some girls don't just like public display of sexual affection.

Forgive me. Let me pull the curtain blinds and dim the lights to make a moaning woman out of you.
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 1:36pm On Dec 20, 2016
TheSonOfMark:
This part . I'd love to die and recount it.
Beyond financial rewards and sexual allure, nothing fascinates me more than death and all its intrigues.
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 1:02pm On Dec 20, 2016
AfroSamurai:
Pardon me, I meant number 1, not 2 cos I for one know the joyous joy of riding with a ride or die chick. grin

'Behind the silence of death' That sound like a metaphor to me. I interpreted it as having a near death experience (NDE) or hoping to hear the sound that transpires behind the veil of death.
Death itself depicts silence and numbness. The noise behind the silence is all the plethora of activities that heralds life after death. The journey of the soul and its trial.

I seek to here those noise.
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 11:29am On Dec 20, 2016
AfroSamurai:
Numbers 2 & 3 if possess by a man, would give him godlike powers and status.
Number 2 is fated grin

Number 3 is the essence of life, its fulfillment and understanding. The final bridge that separates the world of men and beasts.

The one experience that makes all human efforts either futile or profitable.

Dreams are the closest shave with the afterlife; we all have somewhat, to a degree, heard that noise that lies behind the silence of death.
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 11:06am On Dec 20, 2016
BrooklynTheBully:
If a genie granted you 3 wishes right now, what would you wish for?? cool



cc: Ellacute45, La.veda, Mim.zyy, Mynd.44, Dom.inique, A.niker, R.efiner, Q.ueenbetsy, S.karlett, N.aijaboiy, Sme.llymouth, L.ezz, The.SonOfMark, S.INZ, Ju.deefcc, La.wlahdey, To.syne2much, Jar.izod, Kin.glekan...

1) To see through the hearts of men

2) To wife Eva

3) To hear the noises behind the silence of death
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 9:41am On Dec 20, 2016
AfroSamurai:
A question for you, L.ezz. It's one I've been meaning to ask you for a long time. It goes thus:

What do you call people who go offline to beg other people to get you to stop showing the world their trail of dirty habit(s), then come online and sound tough and blow their trumpet?
Bro, Nairaland is an obfuscation of reality. I have seen so many fake people whose online personas are so, so , so , so , so fücking contrasting to their real lives. It is absolutely unnerving.

Girls whose loyalty are as steady as a leaf in the harmattan breeze.

Guys who will stab a brother or comrade in the back for ego's sakes, guys who breathe on the quest for online relevancy at the expense of the peace.

People whose evil are so outstanding, I am convinced it was never learnt but rather innately bequeathed by nature.

The rise of alternate faceless trolling! What happened to the men? I came in Romance section last year, 2 years after my nairaland début and I'm not afraid to say this is the most pretentious, unrealistic section in all of nairaland.

99.5% of folks here are phonies, as fake as the rubber Formica in Japanese cars...

RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 9:22am On Dec 20, 2016
Ishilove:
Le.zz, please stop. I'm not finding it funny.
You're one of the most earthy female I have known, what exactly don't you find funny?

The fact that I put you in the spotlight, or the hormone -altering image I force you to deal with? cool

I'm bringing it indoors, babe cheesy
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 12:11am On Dec 20, 2016
GentlemanUnltd:
You still won't listen and learn because you feel you bosses all, that has always been your problem.
Boss? Let me slay the dragon of misperception in your head; I have always been a lone wolf, and text-jousting in isolation since 2013.

Ask Ghanaians and South Africans who bled at my hands in foreign affairs since 2013.


No airs, no struts. So keep the 'boss' shït out of your fingers if you lack better depictive nouns to qualify me.

And enough of the post-trading. You have made your point.

RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 12:00am On Dec 20, 2016
GentlemanUnltd:
And who say I have deviated from that if that what you feel I am good at doing? I still don't tolerate nonsense!
Slither away ,then, into that abyss of skewed self-perception.

Go master decorum and diplomacy.
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 11:54pm On Dec 19, 2016
GentlemanUnltd:
I wish you well!
No matter what, he who knows you will still end up a better pal over he whom you just knew. You aren't even a kid, so I shouldn't even be telling you this because I feel you should know better.
Go settle with your real guy and stop forming boss over everybody(excluding me) because even a boss needs his guards to succeed, reign and last.
Dare I suggest you're more suited as a firebrand than an arbiter?

One would witness several eclipses before one can witness a post from you without an accusation, chest-beating and veiled threats.


RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 11:37pm On Dec 19, 2016
GentlemanUnltd:
I asked you a direct question and not an indirect one which was asked by someone else and you answered, according to you.

Do you mind answering me directly?

What really happened between you and sinz?
is it really because of a woman, mimzyy that the both of you had to path ways?
Dont you think malice keeping by men amounts to childishness?

cc sinz
I don't feel bound to answering any question you have no right to put before me!

Nevertheless, I will reiterate Mimzy was not a causative factor.
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 11:24pm On Dec 19, 2016
GentlemanUnltd:
Mr L.ezz, no need for that, its me KINGinVAHALA!
Very well then. Your questions have given me a sober reflection on the answers I gave to Dollyjoy's posers.
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 11:19pm On Dec 19, 2016
GentlemanUnltd:
My brother, who is seun? that mad man at isolo, Lagos?

OK, answer this,
you and l.ezz on so many occasions came together and had an Unended banters with me here on Nairaland and then it seems you both were inseparable, what went wrong between you both and don't you guys think the both of you re just been childish keeping malice, men at that?

cc @l ezz
Might I suggest you step out of your alternate drapery into your original cloak so I can address your questions accurately.

Alternates are like a voices with no faces.
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 11:14pm On Dec 19, 2016
AfroSamurai:
You should bro. It's above your understanding.

#NoOffence. smiley
I wouldn't wager on the chance he can't see your in 4D through the moderator screen grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 11:05pm On Dec 19, 2016
dollyjoy:
Na wa for you ooo
Common! Where are your manners! You didn't answer my question
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 11:01pm On Dec 19, 2016
bi0nics:
cheesy

How do learn to write so well??

You don't even try that much yet you string up words like a pro?
Writing comes to me as naturally as the lure of püssy grin .

That doesn't take away the fact that I'm humbled by your observations. Thanks.
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 10:49pm On Dec 19, 2016
bi0nics:
Still, Don't you think too much of everything is bad??
So they say. But you should direct that question to evolution which made me produce millions of sperm daily until death. Isn't that too much of everything?
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 10:45pm On Dec 19, 2016
judeefcc:
oh gawd
Thanks for "pointing out" the inattention.
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m): 10:40pm On Dec 19, 2016
bi0nics:
Why are you so obsessed with pucci??

Are you related to Donald Trump?
A man who isn't craving for püssy is genetically compromised or suffering from an undiagnosed hormonal disorder where his oestrogen level is overwhelming higher than his testosterone.
RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m):
Darween88:
Lezz, who thought you how to diss?
It is my conviction every good writer is automatically a good diss lord.

Think of it this way, if I can write well to seduce a girl or tell a good story, I can as well flip the pen and write in the direct opposite. Since I began writing article for newspapers in my SS3, dissing comes naturally.

RomanceRe: Tag And Ask by lezz(m):
dollyjoy:
L.ezz, what is/are your greatest regret in life?
Never grabbing the opportunity to fück a half-caste in my teen when she pressed her pelvis hard against my groin and looked me in the eye with a wicked sexual stare.

dollyjoy:
Do you feel satisfied whenever you remember some of your actions online?
My disses. I am a fan of my own diss improvisation and use them as sleep enhancers whenever the nights refused to bid sleep.

All my actions online are carefully played-out schemes and are calculated and well thought-out! No regrets!

However, some actions of mine are direct response to the spur of the moment; like when I first beheld your breasts. It struck me like a great thunderbolt.

Then and there , I decided I must burry my dick inside the warm enclave of your tasty kpomo.

All the motherfückers I have buried alive here were all an act of necessity: the call of death. I'll do it again and again if the chance arose and if they strut around or meddle in my e-strotosphere.

And all the folks I have loved, I felt it real and it was never calculated but a direct stimulation of pure affection felt in honesty.
dollyjoy:

Who is your nairaland crush? kiss
Crush? Baby, my dick has got its own head and brain independent of the one in my head.
Creamish: Lord of Moses. I could take her to my mom someday. Let her see I love refined ladies

Laveda stricks me hard. Such firm and gentle body with nicely accentuated curves. Her boobs can cure my migraine.

Ivvy: That babe has what it takes to keep me perpetually hardened and worshipping deep in her wet chambers with Catholic devotion.
Ishilove: But I have this feeling she'll always love to be on top so she can dictate what length of my dick gets into her püssy.

Your turn: how do you want me to paint my dick with your püssy juice? slowly or commandingly, with the thrust of a warrior?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Your Greatest Fear? by lezz(m): 7:33pm On Dec 19, 2016
Marxxx:
My greatest fear is life after death? Where would I be? Now let others know yours.
Aye, that's my greatest riddle I would give my soul to unravel.

What lies behind the other side. What noise is hidden in the silence of death! What if Christianity or Islam isn't the chosen religion. And the dreadful eternal inferno called hell.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Who Spent 16 Years In Prison For Crime He Didn't Commit, Released by lezz(m): 5:27pm On Dec 19, 2016
Driftingking:
A Nigerian man who was sentenced to life imprisonment over a crime he did not commit has regained his freedom.

According to Omega Fire Ministry, Lagos, he was released after spending 16 years and 3 months in the prison. Read the touching story as shared by the ministry on Facebook:

"This is most touching, bro Ezekiel was givien a life sentenced for a crime he did not commit. After staying in the prison for 16years and 3months, God visited him through the man of God, Rev Fidelis and Pst Gladys Ayemoba, during the Touch of Love outreach a vision of our father Apostles Johnson suleman this brother was ministered to by the spirit of God.


"After this meeting God step into his case, without negotiation he was released and today bro Ezekiel is a free man.....he came back to return all the Glory to God of this commission for breaking the limit and setting him free, the church was amazed by the mighty move of God and again the man of God Rev Fidelis prayed and bless him financially. This is the best way to end the year(TOUCH OF LOVE)"

See photos below:


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=639098486290672&id=180670018800190
Africans! In other climes, we will be reading how facts and evidence were presented to prove his innocence and having the State or Country pay millions as damages
In Nigeria, it's all spiritual.
TravelRe: FRSC Bans Night Travels For Petrol Drivers by lezz(m): 2:09pm On Dec 19, 2016
shammah1:
Is it not better for them to travel at night? huh FRSC uwaka
You took that right off my fingers.

I was thinking it is better for petrol-carrying tankers to travel at night when there's less traffic on the road.

Banning them from night travel will cause more petrol tankers to ply the road in the day and the bad roads, traffic congestion and all will only trigger more clashes.
RomanceRe: Come In! Its Romancelanders End Of The Year Night Of Award Ceremony—2016!!! by lezz(m): 1:22pm On Dec 18, 2016
reciprokal:
Loooooooolz! Someone is desperately looking to do damage control by using an alternate to open an award thread.

Now this should be just for fun if the plot isn't so obvious.

How can someone who has been exposed beyond proof to be a beggar and snitch who plagiarised and backstabbed his friends for a paltry sum as 5k be enlisted in the most feared and respected category? cheesy

The boy simply used an alternate to create this scheme and get all his friends and alternates to vote him as the most feared SUV liar and Dubai traveller when he was caught pants down intimidating mimzy to pay him 5k for miss Nairaland 2016 grin


nairaland and drama. Thanks to the proprietor, this place is giving meaning to the lives of real-time failures who otherwise would have slid into oblivion of irrelevancy.
Why was this harmless post hidden before?

I didn't see it violate any rule.
RomanceRe: Come In! Its Romancelanders End Of The Year Night Of Award Ceremony—2016!!! by lezz(m): 12:19pm On Dec 18, 2016
Do you see them viewing as guests? grin grin grin

7 guests in a dead thread shocked
RomanceRe: Nairaland Beach Party 2017. Come Here.... by lezz(m): 12:18am On Dec 18, 2016
Lsofdk:
[color=teal]you're mistaken, recip rokal ain't same as lez [/color]
Hey, bro. Please tell her. grin
RomanceRe: Nairaland Beach Party 2017. Come Here.... by lezz(m):
ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=deepskyblue][hmmmm. U consistent,thats 1 thing i can say bout u[/color]
Yes, your long gracefull neck is my motivation and those firm orange-sized breasts just won't obey gravity one bit.

You have a full length pic? I would love to see if you've got nice child-bearing hips, one that could support my weight and pounding.
RomanceRe: Nairaland Beach Party 2017. Come Here.... by lezz(m): 11:46pm On Dec 17, 2016
ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=dodgerblue]mind games u wanna play grin but im not a simpleton.[/color]
I didn't think you're a simpleton, far from it.

Are you still a virgin?
I have this desire to worship with you in blood and vaginal secretion. Holy entanglement!

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