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RomanceRe: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(op): 10:52pm On Dec 14, 2016
BurningBlade:
Are you in school? didn't they teach you or even tell you when you take an intellectual property that isn't yours, that you're suppose to credit the owner of the intellectual property you took?

You even signed the verse with T.L.O.S or whatever... now who is T.L.O.S, you?
Maybe T.L.O.S stand for technique lines original stunts angry grin
RomanceRe: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(op): 10:02pm On Dec 14, 2016
BurningBlade:
Bull? grin
yes, Joe, a literary bull of sexual imageries.
RomanceRe: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(op): 9:55pm On Dec 14, 2016
Softorgasm:
Alright point and lesson taken.. we live to learn, only the foolish allows his pride to stop him from learning.
Loooolz, I would've been swayed with muddiness,
If I didn't know you oscillate between two extremes;
High unexplained elations and borderline depression
But, who's to stay this isn't something to take with sobriety?

You dey try.
RomanceRe: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(op): 9:46pm On Dec 14, 2016
BurningBlade:
Men that gurl gives me the shivers, I quiver,
At the delicious diva that is Laveda.
Joe, the bull grin
RomanceRe: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(op): 9:25pm On Dec 14, 2016
BurningBlade:
A Sedoka For Laveda



In this cold dark night
Her skin glitters, like the moon
Upon still waters, she's wet.

Her sweet sex blossom
Between fleshy moist thighs, sigh
I smile, I'm erect, I enter...
grin grin grin grin

Laveda's of gentle curves and wicked accentuation.
RomanceRe: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(op): 9:23pm On Dec 14, 2016
Softorgasm:
No fork given..
I just came back from the burial ceremony of late chief olorogun Michael Ibru in my home town today, so let me rest..
so if you think i care about what you think, then you are a joke..
Lolz!
Burial? You tell me that which I asked not
I'm on a quest bringing light to dumb lot
NL offers more than you can afford out there
If you can script a stanza, you won't ooze fear
RomanceRe: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(op): 8:58pm On Dec 14, 2016
Softorgasm:
[b]Like a war general, i discovered this land filled with hidden treasures after sailing and slaying my enemies on the rivers of old gods..
This land that i am in, this land that we are in is not really ours to inherit, the great treasures we have enjoyed, are the memories on which we will tell our children on the journey we took across the seas and through the gate of the volt of heaven..
One thing is certain for me, i made no friends, i made no foes, those i fought with are only the treasures that this land brings..
Those i laughed with for a while are part of the treasures that this land brings..
But truth be told, from the bottom of my heart, i want no friend here, either a male or a female, i don't bloody care whether you see my stay on this land good or bad, for in my mind, you all, i mean every living being in this land are only but a temporary treasure to me..
I leave this land knowing fully well that i came, saw and i conquer..
I have no love poem because i have no friend and no enemies, i will one day leave this land with a heart of a king knowing fully well that i do not and i bloody don't care about any one..
I will sail away from this land and mark my name and identity in the real world, i will shine and i shall be victorious in the real world and not some online bloody forum.[/b]
Poems come in line and stanza
Not like prose and note
Take a minute to ponder
And away with the wind float
RomanceRe: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(op): 8:39pm On Dec 14, 2016
CarrotAndStick:
I know a cursed son, a creeping insanity
Nature forbidden, an isolation of humanity

He's an empty barrel, so his shots are futile
Wild dreams of big cars and trips to Dubai

Claims he shags bitches while cruising ferries
But last time I checked, he was trapped in Owerri!

He lurks in the night and disappears at dawn
We all know why he's scared of the sun. grin

Loudmouth always wants to be heard like Awilo
Hell, you know him - the fucking albino!
Lolz! I have to say hello, hello?
to ask how low, how low can he go?

The light's out
He can sprout
An albino
A mosquito
With the e-mulatto
RomanceRe: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(op): 8:22pm On Dec 14, 2016
Mimzyy:
one more space needed cheesy
Your crushes come like the trinity
Body, soul and spirit
If your love knows no limit
Then his ire will bear infinitely
RomanceRe: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(op): 7:40pm On Dec 14, 2016
CarrotAndStick:
You've always been my dream girl
But I want you more in real world

Emotions hemorrhage with every word spoken
Please don't leave my heart broken

I'll buy you roses, burn you a thousand candles
The list is endless but those are the least I can do

I don't care if the whole world hate me
So long you'd birth my babies

'Cause it's you I desire to f...u.....c.....k....try connect the dots
Close enough till we tie the nuptial knots


Guess who. angry
Loooooooolz!! Epic. Who's this for? You'd better tag. Too good to be tagg-less cheesy
RomanceRe: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(op): 7:32pm On Dec 14, 2016
postmann:
It's a small world and friends can
Break bread in solemn communion
Without fear of gulping down poison
Mid-night laughs and fears crossed phone

Cold, long nights, loyal hands of warmth
Made a brother felt a true sense of worth
Walls of loyalty sheltered the weak
Against the Knights no one dared speak

A NATO-esque resolution made manifest
And talent conglomeration brought a full basket
Of weapons beyond containment
Even romanceland was obeisant

A new sheriff was in town patrolling
The boulevard of romanceland was kept clean
Caught off guard, Hattchet took the first hit
His carcass was dusted off the street

Everyone took notice of a new monster
Fear took residence in the heart of every romancelander
Once formidable armies were reduced to guerrillas
Mischief and dirty tactics the only alternative of theirs

Plunder was great, bounty was rich
We counted the loot laying on a sunny beach
Victory songs and waves of achievements
Caressed the bones in these soldiers' breasts

But one muddied the fountain of the brothers' sweat
One deeped his hands in the treasury chest
A chain is only as strong as it's weakest joint
Greed was the master, he just a servant

You got so tall while standing on the brothers' shoulders
And you thought you earned your place amongst the stars
And you glory in your boastful anthem
But took a fall like Judas in Jerusalem.
Of whom you speak I know
Glory-less sponger and foe
Incapable of shame
With a crook's fame
Postmann
Lezz's man
RomanceRe: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(op): 7:00pm On Dec 14, 2016
vizkiz:
Op it is not mandatory we tag his/her moniker right?
Cuz have 4 girlfriends on nairaland... lipsrsealed
Not mandatory for monikers to be tagged, bro.
RomanceRe: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(op): 6:59pm On Dec 14, 2016
BurningBlade:
the perverted mynd
whose mind shakes forty four times
when teens post a post.
And he shadows me like a predator
For the hearts felled by my metaphor
RomanceRe: Romance Section Awards 2016 (AFTER PARTY) LIVE!!!! by lezz(m): 6:47pm On Dec 14, 2016
BurningBlade:
You even wonder what this thread has to do with Romance huh

To even say you're controversial is even an act of provocation thus a violation of rule 2. Yet, the mods ignore this like it's something funny.
Maybe the rules have changed to which I will gladly drink to grin
RomanceRe: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(op):
DEATH'S HALLELUJAH!!!



On a long lonely road of charred experience
Droplets of blood and perspiration trailed
My footsteps, my history , my permanence
Her eyes and smile my heart strained.

My demons danced and lurked, I bring death
I, Deathless lezz, Doom's harbinger since birth.
Hate is brother. Love? Love is foreign
Hell let me loose on Salvation's darling

firstEva my First diva, your eyes promise desire
Mine leads nowhere but to tomorrow's amnesia

For gold and gore I care less
You I seek to live for, my fair lass.
Give me a little time to exorcise
All my demons I need to sacrifice

But I will fail you still, Eva
For Death is my dominion, Eva
I came forth to destroy all I ever hold dear
I Kissed Indifference of jibe, jeer, pain and fear

I live to take life and purge it of its bliss
But you I seek to hold and love and kiss
Run then, run, to yonder where I can't follow
But Romeo & Juliet's tale is your night's pillow

Love kills me, hate wakes me up
Like April's greenery, a drunk's burp
Eva mine, welcome to all of me
Put a blinder on if you'll rather not see

But the call of hate is limitlessly so loud
Blood taste better than wine, mine or theirs
Cremated, buried or blown, I depart proud
Until i breathe no more, and hate my heart pierce

What's yours is mine
And mine yours
'Til we spirit-dine
And my laughter no more slurs

Why the fück does the call of love be so whisperingly obscured?
RomanceA Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(op): 6:38pm On Dec 14, 2016
This is purely for entertainment and mental exercise.

Write a poem of any length or style for any person you like or dislike, it's that simple.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Awards 2016 (AFTER PARTY) LIVE!!!! by lezz(m): 6:29pm On Dec 14, 2016
Farano, I sight you in the viewers' column. I wonder why this thread still trends in your watch.

It seeks to besmear and cast folks in a bad light.

If i response in my trademark style, I will earn a 6 months ban as usual.

Wouldn't you take it down, since it is a reflection of the Op's hallucinations and he seeks entertainment at people's expense?
PhonesRe: An Open Response To The NCC/ Senate Over Planned Data Increase by lezz(op): 6:22pm On Dec 14, 2016
nisai:
https://www.nairaland.com/3327789/kenya-ahead-nigeria-all-aspect

This where u are when Kenyans have been flexing muscle on this thread L.ezz.
Lolz. Nisai. Long time.

Give me few minutes to enter the battle theatre.
PhonesRe: An Open Response To The NCC/ Senate Over Planned Data Increase by lezz(op): 5:29pm On Dec 14, 2016
asuustrike2009:
You need to also understand that if ncc doesn't step in, the main service providers will form a cartel to push other operators from the market. Had it being ncc didn't give directives to MTN to halt it call tariff to all networks, it could have monopolies the whole thing such that most persons would opt in for MTN at the expense of service delivery. But with such policy, it made other networks to not only meet up with expectations but they were able to roll out offers to attract customers . as for saying free market economy, such thing only exist on textbooks but in reality it's not feasible . Just imagine such economic system was fully allowed in the pay TV, Dstv price would have skyrocketed even though we're expecting high soonest. In a free market there are no regulations which you and I know isn't possible
the main service providers are already in a price war. MTN has the largest call subscribers while glo and Airtel are slogging it out to see who takes the largest share in data sphere.

Etisalat is caught in between indecision. These are the factors tjst drove data rate down. NCC never considered Nigeria's population in setting a data price floor.

They should have maintained the status quo or a slight increment. What they have succeeded in doing is to enrich the network companies and shut many Nigerians out of the mobile world.
PhonesAn Open Response To The NCC/ Senate Over Planned Data Increase by lezz(op): 4:04pm On Dec 14, 2016
It is disheartening to realise the NCC , a government parastatal initiated and encouraged GSM data price hike in a free market like ours.

Whatever happened to allowing market forces dictate the price? Isn't that the logic this government gave for the removal of fuel subsidy?

Sadly, while none of the GSM companies have made any complaints about their charges, the NCC which should comcern itself with ensuring gsm service provicers deliver quality service and protect subscribers' interests , is the one telling gsm companies they need to charge more for data cost. The federal government is always driving against traffic in the highway of ethics and transparency.

Nigeria is the only country where the government is telling private entrepreneurs, firms and companies to increase their base prices with the dumb excuse of monopoly given as a reason.

Does the Nigeria government provide any subsidy for GSN operators or subscribers? If they don't, one what professional or moral ground does the NCC stand to order GSM service providers to increase data base price?

India has the cheapest mobile rates in the world due to its population as GSM companies have more subscribers and therefore make more profit. That was an order given to the investing GSM companies by the Indian government .

And India has within few years have profited in drawing numerous investors to its market including Microsoft and Nokia etc.

Nigeria which is the biggest population in Africa and the largest gsm market in Africa has high dsta cost to show for it and this is encouraged by the government?

With Nigeria being in the top 10 biggest mobile internet users worldwide, logic presupposes that the government, rather than urge GSM companies to hike data cost, should champion the course of reduction of data cost as gsm companies stand to make more gain in Nigeria than in most part of the world.

Gsm companies are already super rich and churns out profits exceedingly and this directive by the NCC will only add to the profit-making of the companies and impoverish the masses

Does the government know that there are more GSM subscribers in Nigeria than the entire population of south Africa? Then gsm services in Nigeria sbould be embarrassingly cheap in this country

Do this brainless government know that telecommunication acounts for 7% of our GDP? More than manufacturing and finance?

Does this government understand that mobile internet is the only cheap means Nigerian students and workers use as a leverage to offset the dearth of quality education and research, lack of laboratories and books in our schools and offices and lack of fixed broadband?

Does this government know that so many small to medium SME's rely on mobile internet for business survival?

It seeems everywhere the Nigerian masses make progress, the government moves in fast to kill it off!

Chairman of the NCC, Professor Kumar Danbatta should honourably resign and allow market forces prevail.

When SIM cards were sold for 30k and recharge vouchers were sold for 500 and 750 Naira, NCC didn't give order to reduction.

Square pegs in round holes!
RomanceRe: Make GOD Bless MMM For Me by lezz(m): 8:26am On Dec 14, 2016
obontami:
Haha grin



this my first time Ooo. I decided to put 50k to see how it goes, damn those moafuckers froze my 50k sad



shiit angry
Temporarily frozen to have a controlled release, I believe, owing to the Xmas rush. And the release date for Mavro has been extended to a stipulated fix period of one month from PH date instead of the Pledge date.
Maybe this excerpt would explain better.


IMPORTANT NOTICE FROM THE MMM MESSAGE following a message on the MMM website this morning, 13/12/2016, many have misinterpreted it to mean MMM has been suspended for a month, but the part which made people think that is quoted as follows: "Hence, on the basis of the above mentioned, from now on all confirmed Mavro will be frozen for a month."- MMM Admin. Please this statement does not in any way mean that MMM activities have been suspended for a month, it only means that the usual two weeks RELEASE DATE will no longer hold, ur mavro must complete a month. all get help are still going to be paid, if u provide help 2day, ur release date will be one month from now. keep providing n getting help. Please rebroadcast this message till it becomes clear to everybody. It's rather unfortunate that even some MMM guiders got this message wrong. Thanks. Copied


N.B, it is still wise for the heart's health to be open to loss and disappointment just in case it all went down into oblivion. grin
RomanceRe: Make GOD Bless MMM For Me by lezz(m): 10:50pm On Dec 13, 2016
obontami:
hahaha grin supping breh ?

I love the way u connect those word with pussy. bigger you breh. smiley
Lolz, MMM is sweet, bro. 30% of input is as sweet as a well lubricated püssy can be. Even though I know the scheme can't be sustained for long, it's good to wet my dick while that püssy is still wet and ready.
RomanceRe: Make GOD Bless MMM For Me by lezz(m): 8:18pm On Dec 13, 2016
CarrotAndStick:
Sure, bro. I'll send you the message via BBM. No be for our turn fufu go grow teeth. grin grin
I tell you, I have tasted that scheme twice and this time I decided to bite deeper. The MMM püssy can't close her legs now.
RomanceRe: Make GOD Bless MMM For Me by lezz(m): 7:43pm On Dec 13, 2016
CarrotAndStick:
Leave the agents of doom to keep yarning dust. Some people are still getting paid as we speak.
Better go and charge your phone and tell me more about this, Baba ft. grin
RomanceRe: Mmm Please by lezz(m): 4:38pm On Dec 13, 2016
Benita27:
The site has crashed, there's nothing like they're saving a penny for you, this is their usual tactic when they've had enough to run with.

Nigerians should take heart.
You obviously aren't a fan of the money-doubling scheme. Their reason for the freezing of account is valid but I fear the worst still.
PoliticsRe: Senate Cuts Down President’s Control Of Nigeria Police Force by lezz(m): 10:44am On Dec 13, 2016
Yossarian:
This is a very common misapprehension. There is very little wrong with the Constitution; there is everything wrong with the people in government. I challenge you to present a clause in our Constitution that an honest man cannot put to good use.

Indeed the Nigerian situation is due entirely to the lawlessness of leaders, in that they think and conduct themselves as if they're above all our laws, including the Constitution.

It is only recently, since 2003 or so, that laws were made for no other purpose than the gratification of the political class. Most, if not all, of our laws made before then had sound practical applications, especially as those laws were borrowed wholesale from the countries of this world that take laws seriously.

Nigeria is a victim of its leaders, not its laws.
This well-worn catchphrase which says "power corrupts and absolute powers corrupt absolutely" is a truism in the Nigerian context.

First off, the 1999 constitution is not a federal constitution. And it grants too much powers to the President. It isn't a matter of honesty. It's a matter of practicability.

The 1999 constitution has given State commissioners of police more powers than an Elected governor so long as he has the President's blessings.

You call that a good constitution?
PoliticsRe: Senate Cuts Down President’s Control Of Nigeria Police Force by lezz(m): 10:26am On Dec 13, 2016
BurningBlade:
That's because Nigeria is foolishly run by foolish, daft and mentally inerd people.

The twisting confusion in the constitution that is as contradictory as the literary device contradiction is nothing more than the blatant show of shame by the foolish people who drafted the constitution.
The 1999 constitution is just the same as the inherited military Decrees. They just called it a constitution by 1999 and added some pronouncement here and some governing structure there.

Obasanjo saw it, GEJ saw it, Buhari sees it but none of them have the will and political forthrightness to remedy it. And yet we have ignoramuses and sycophants in Nairaland screaming GEJ and Buhari.

I wonder if these blind socio-political plonkers know that the only successful President Nigeria will ever have is the one who can solve Fuel and/or Electricity wahala first.

Then we may begin to have what can be called a country.
PoliticsRe: Senate Cuts Down President’s Control Of Nigeria Police Force by lezz(m): 10:03am On Dec 13, 2016
CFCman:
My brother, the constitution is one of the most contradictory of any country in the world; and that's not the only contradictory provision.
Section 4 of the same 1999 constitution virtually grants the presidency law-making powers! How absurd is that.
It's a perfect depiction of our confused psyche and political subterfuge.

We as a people haven't shredded our military cloaks and at the same time we are draped in civilian costumes.

A federal republic we say, yet have a unitary police system which functions like the president's puppet.

Same constitution that pronounces state governors as Chief security officers of their respective states yet a commissioner of police can lawfully and constitutionally disobey the lawful command of a state governor.

The State commissioners of police are therefore the President's de facto governors
Nigeria is uniquely weird.
PoliticsRe: Senate Cuts Down President’s Control Of Nigeria Police Force by lezz(m): 9:40am On Dec 13, 2016
CFCman:
The Bill also seeks to nullify the provision in section 215(5) which had prevented any court from entertaining cases arising from such orders issued by the President to the police.
Nigeria has been in a legalised dictatorship by this single provision.
PoliticsRe: "SARS Officials Shoot Man Dead In Bodo City & Hijack Ballot Boxes" (Graphic Pics by lezz(m):
This, among many other reasons, is why Buhari wants internet subscription to be beyond the reach of ordinary Nigerians so he can hide hideous crimes.
RomanceRe: Bridal Shower...yes? by lezz(m): 5:34pm On Dec 10, 2016
sisisioge:
shocked shocked see excuse! The event doesn't have to include getting laid!
Not necessarily, but it may well be the crown of the night. By convention it is a night of last fücking. I could have a 3some and be done with it before venturing into the narrow path of marriage.
RomanceRe: Bridal Shower...yes? by lezz(m): 2:32pm On Dec 10, 2016
Ishilove:
What's the essence of Bach's eve? Since when did Bach eve stop men who are bent on philandering? smiley
For some who are determined to lead a faithful marital path, the last fück is a good way to say goodbye to all the püssies that'll missed. grin

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