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Politics › Re: Maxwell Chinedu Etoromi's Death: Wrong Medication Killed Stella Oduah's Son by Lezzlie(m): 7:05pm On Aug 27, 2016
thesicilian:
Research shows that people who are always happy to bash medical personnel, even without adequate information, are usually those who have tried unsuccessfully to become medical personnel in the past.
Are you the incompetent killer-doctor?
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 5:43pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
When I say country music, I'm referring to Don Williams and Phil Collins and the others like Brad paisley and co. I'm not really a fan of Alan Jackson...I used to have some of his songs, though.

I think fish and some other tracks like that. Would download the song
Don Williams? Looooooooolz! I grew up watching my father play that in the morning.

Phil Collins isn't country but pop rock. You like oldies? Good music never dies and oldies seem to have soul modern music lacks.

Try that Song I sent you. And tell me what you think.

Time for my evening swizzle, dear.
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 5:32pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
Dang! You are also of the school of thought that beautiful and dumb are in syncrony angry

Country music is my favorite
I'm not of any school of thought! I base my assertions on observation which aren't entirely stereotypically free

Most exceedingly pretty ladies get carried away by their looks and what that look can easily get them without slogging.
It impedes, but a smattering amount have risen above looks to pursue various skills and crafts and discipline.

Have you listened to Chattahoochee by Alan Jackson?

That's my favourite country
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 5:21pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
Lol...now, don't flatter me.

While intelligence might be somewhat universal, beauty isn't. Some other person might shrink at the sight of my DP. For this reason one might never find a suitable answer for your question

However, I appreciate that you think this much of me. smiley
I don't flatter, for flattery is like lies covered with pastry.

I actually thought --without visual confirmation-- you're the average-looking lass who hides her lack of physical graces in books to make up for nature's injustice.

So I was taken aback by your bedazzling smile.

I'm stricken not only by your looks but your deportments.

Any one who doesn't find you breathtakingly pretty should treat visual impairment and dichromacy.

What's your favourite type of music?
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 4:54pm On Aug 27, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#f09262]Why nothuh? I get called 1 enough.
I think I have sone right 2 speak on it.
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Sides who are you 2 decided who should or shouldn't speak on hoedom[/color]
You get to be called one often and you hurl it at me without a hint of restraint?

Why'd they call you a hoe alot?
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 4:47pm On Aug 27, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffc400]Le.zz, Im sorry ta say but you sound like a hoe. [/color]
A virgin isn't suppose to know a hoe, not to mention analysing and redefining one.
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 4:44pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
I owe that to my parents. They move, we follow.

Yes, that's me in my DP...not to worry, it's not an offence
On the contrary, I see a coffee coloured, chocolate beauty whose well-shaped, radiant white teeth contrast her skin colour in a rare blend of unrivalled aesthetics.

You're well sculpted by God himself. All flesh in perfect moderation. But that isn't what gets me;

I'm interested in finding out how nature gave the rare virtue of beauty and intelligence to a single girl.
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 4:21pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
I was brought up in a number of states aside Bida, the rest are south west. That's if Ilorin can pass as a south west state.

I schooled in Jos (tertiary institution) And I was born there.
You're rich in experience and cosmopolitan in breeding. It reflects in your world outlook.

That's you in your DP? Yes I just checked
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 4:11pm On Aug 27, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#64dd16]Yep, an you the most hungry
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How many monikers, Samurai?
And why do they all basically say the same thing? undecided[/color]
lolz, sex is as cheap as #500. With the Buharisatation of the economy it should be a tad lower wink
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 4:09pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
Nope!
I schooled in Jos.
I was born in Jos but not brought up in Jos.

By birth, I'm from plateau state smiley
That's a rich cultural experience, coming from the south and growing up up north.

You schooled there as well ?
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 3:43pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
Kaduna
Is that your first visit up north?
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 2:29pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
I give up! smiley
lolz, no need, it's all just banter for banter's sakes.

I read you're serving. Where?
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 2:15pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
Hahahaha...eulogy to the dick!

Yet a Lil twist or kick can turn it to a vegetable tongue
Just like a tiny razor to Samson's hair turned him to a human jelly. It is so.
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 1:27pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
It's not the most powerful tool in creation lipsrsealed

I'm not a feminist. Since nature has placed limitations on the feminine gender, equity is more appropriate. Nevertheless, I identify with a good number of their struggles.

However, most guys seem to get the concept of equality all wrong.

Women as spoils of war is just one of the demeaning things women experience.


You are right, though.
Women are emotional being. A good number of tthem are. I'm less emotional than you expect an average lady to be. The only thing is I have no interest in fücking around.
if the peñïs isn't the most powerful tool then what is?

Don't tell me it's püssy becomes it can take a lot of pounding and project a baby out. And don't mention the heart because it is an organ without structural difference in male or female.

There's something characteristically unique about the peñïs; its ability to rise up to greet you upon sighting your fresh thighs or nipplë imprints on your blouse.

It is imprisoned and shackled by boxers and briefs and a Jean wear, but just your hair perfume or body scent can make it perform miracles like Paul and Silas to burst forth and stick its head out for you to see.

Yes, no fabric can kidnap an erect peñïs.

And once inside you, it takes the function of heart like an auxiliary machine and keeps pumping blood to keep its erection for hours just to dig you up and scrub all your vestibules to clean perfection.

Look at it sweating profusely with veins of raw energy projecting in pure arrogance to keep you breathless.

Divers need oxygen mask as do space explorers, but the peñïs doesn't need an oxygen mask to stand the heat and damp and lack of oxygen deep Inside your püssy.

It keeps digging and labouring in sequels under rough conditions without any safety apparels.

And when you come in a heavy orgsmic rain pour does it run for cover or look for an umbrella? Naaah!

It stands still , never forsaking that püssy and takes the flood, pulsating in loyalty and friendship.

The average dick rise to a well shaped püssy in puberty and will keep rising until death to great you.

Don't be disloyal, only the heart beats longer than the dïck.

Women are created lucky.
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 12:30pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
We might experience an exception this time...men using women as human shield.

Because women pretend a lot about their sexuality? Thanks, to the society and religion in some cases.

Yes, D for dick
Women are kept as the spoils of war always, it won't change even if it's not so under the rules of military engagement.

So men will never use women with boobs of comfort and püssy of impenetrable fortress as shields.

Hope you aren't nursing Feminism, you'll lose the ecstasy of orgasm the minute you do.

Women pretending about their sexuality doesn't make their sexual urges near as intensed as a man's. Nor does it negate the fact that women are more in need of emotional satisfaction, and that the reason why the vast majority of women don't achieve penile orgasm is because of the absence of emotional bridge in fùcking.


And learn to spell "dick" in Its full letters of glory. 'D' doesn't depict the image of the most powerful tool in creation.
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 12:11pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
I bet you pat your D in the head every morning and smile down at it.

Ever wonder what would happen if no woman survived it? tongue

It's definitely not going to happen, by the way.
Lez, just look for a good V and be loyal... Hian!

Even women have the urge to do same...the word is self control. Ever wondered how gory it would be should all men give in to the 'urge'
Women have survived wars more than men through out history. They aren't combatants.

In fact that women started working in offices and factories today is an aftershock of World War 2. Ask history.


Women's urges for sex is no where near a man's. In fact women have emotional vacancies not sexual ones.

And all men can't apply this urge because religion and morality have acted as agents of debilitation to free fück.


You said I love to look at my D and part it with a smile?

Do you mean D for dick as A is for apple?
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 11:50am On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
Certainly not to fück around.
grin cheesy grin all manner of unethical fücking is responsible for human life today.

From Noah's survival of the great flood, to the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. I'm just giving you reasons why men have unquenchable sexual desires and non- exsiccating sperm bank.

America and Russia have the highest number of nuclear warheads that could destroy more than half the globe.

If 3rd world war were to begin, both countries will freely deploy these weapons.

If they do, billions will die, religion and morality will be kicked to the arshes. Men will be governed by biology.

One man will found a whole village and procreate to replenish the earth again.
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m):
Beamborla:
This verse can not stand alone you know.

Let's consider the antecedent of this very verse... Isaiah 3:25 The men of the city will be killed with the sword,
and her warriors will die in battle.
Isaiah 4 is a continuation.

The book of Isaiah is a vision by the prophet Isaiah. A vision to warn the Israelites.

To explain the verse, if they don't change their ways, their men will be killed in battle leaving the women with no one to marry them. The women in their bid to enjoy the security or status of being married would beg to be married to a man for the sake of his name.

You would see that it's nothing but punishment.
((((((Looooooooolz))))))

I wrote a thread on the import of that verse some months ago.

You see, I don't care much really about the circumstances surrounding that verse. It is of little significance.

What I wanted you to see is the expediency of nature and why men are given abundance of sperm for a lifetime. It is the same reason evolution gave men bigger bones and larger muscle.
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 11:07am On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
Yeah! I'm a Christian
what's your interpretation of this verse:

..... In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, "We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!" Isaiah 4:1
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 10:45am On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:
See as you just weak me...issorite!
Your conviction is strong and you wouldn't see it any other way.

We must not agree, though.
But I have a dream that one day, a particular V would earn your loyalty smiley

That day is near...
You have a dream? Maybe my conviction wouldn't be so strong if men weren't equipped with so much testosterone and never-exsiccating sperm.

But like I said, man will always seek to balance physical disposition with moral conformability. So loyalty hangs on a hairline.

Are you are Christian?
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m):
Beamborla:
Lol...you got me wrong.
My kings and queens are free to pursue any legal career of their choice with guidiance from me of'cos. I emphasized on this because of smth you wrote earlier.

The believe that men are polygamous is really a disease to our society today.

Neither do I want my female child to marry a philanthropist.

Just stick around, women are set to explore cheesy
You have taken the liberty to carry my submissions out of context considerably. My observations about the male sexual disposition has been explanatory and academic in its struture and physiological make-up.

Application however has been subject to religious and moral codes of behaviours. This has a far-reaching effect on how men apply themselves to fücking today.

Polygamy is religiously frowned at morally and religiously by Christianity, Judaism and Western moral codes.

But it is endorsed unashamedly by Islam and in the middle East as an acceptable mode of social conduct.

Bottom line, men and women will always seek to strike a balance between their biological make-up, physical formation and moral codes. It is as it should be for men are emotional creatures as well.

You're a smart girl, but like all women, intelligence doesn't inhibit your need to be overly emotional grin

Women are matching forward actually, the direction and manner they seek to go will affect mankind accordingly.

Presently, it has been one cloud of confusion and fear that has enveloped mankind; women more than men.
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 9:47pm On Aug 26, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc]Hellooooo.
This "cheezy girl" with the "empty banter",can see yer posts grin[/color]
I know it won't escape you.
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 9:29pm On Aug 26, 2016
anigbajumo:


Le zz,u gat time.You don't need to anz them again,I fink we av schooled em enough.


Bro, I have begun my weekend already. I have time today for empty banters for this cheezy girl.
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 9:17pm On Aug 26, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#9999ff]Hello Barack. I thought you where Kenya not 9ja.
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Seriously, why is that always so hard 2 believe? undecided
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I'm virgin. It's not that hard just don't have sex. .......check! [/color][color=#00cccc]
•••••••
Just cuz you where being fast and gave yer virginty to some 40 year old with a bad purple wig tongue don't mean we all quick. [/color]
Looooooooolz, tempted to believe you but no.

Just because you hide away when I type fück doesn't mean you're a virgin; you're just --maybe-- on a long fück-hiatus.

I believe you have felt the strength of an erect penis
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 8:53pm On Aug 26, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#64dd16]I wasn't raving..... I was p!ssed
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I'm a virgin.
I wish you'd stop tryna make me out 2 be a vixen.
I know nothin' but what get show on public TV!!(which can get pretty bad lipsrsealed)
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I don't have 2 run from yoi[/color]
You're a virgin? Bwhahaha cheesy grin cheesy cheesy grin

You're no more a virgin anymore than I'm President Barack Obama!
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 8:45pm On Aug 26, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]yer analysis is incorrect.
I've been calm throughout this exchange though there were points of annoyance.
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Alot of what goes on in my head might be labeled "controversial ".[/color]
Yes, you're relatively calmer here, I still remember when you squeezed my balls when I scalped African American males.

You were raving mad then.

You're controversial alright, your hair style depicts that.

And you're good in bed too, you love wild fücking.



(now she runs away)
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 8:32pm On Aug 26, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#f09262]i could have told you that, Lezz.
••••••
It's just you always seem 2 catch me when I'm impassioned about a topic,
you only get to see the stronger side. [/color]
Notice taken. But you love controversy and you get vexed easily too.

Try not to let it show
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 7:46pm On Aug 26, 2016
vicstar:
baba even with graphic,

They will still find it difficult to

Comprehend cry
I have this hunch that cheezy girl is only putting up a strong facade here.

She's softer underneath
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 7:40pm On Aug 26, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]Never said ya where, said I don't wanna talk preferences with ya.
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I ain't bein' shy,just think this is inappropriate
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Oh so you hold a warpped view of those of my gender and my nationality undecided[/color]
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc]No. Don't do that. I am grateful 2 the men and women of service dont get it wrong.
•••••••
Male privilege allows men 2 do as they like sexual without stigma.
Mong other things [/color]
Quote me only when you can talk about fücking freely without the need for pretentious euphemisms.

You entitled your thread * how 2 spot a hoe " and you can't spell fück?

Don't quote me again, un-american American.
Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 7:32pm On Aug 26, 2016
Beamborla:
Because the society made them believe that's where they belong. We are gradually coming out of it.
That's wrong. The majority of women in their 30s and younger today have educated mothers.

Women all over the world even in Sweden who has practised feminism for over a hundred years still have less women in sciences. Sweden are famous for the Volvo brand and a military multipurpose jet fighter ( can't remember the name)... go find out how many women work there or are in their r%d.

You just keep making up excuses. If you think men and women have the same zeal and aptitude for subjects, you're deluded then.
Beamborla:
Well, if you keep spreading this idea of yours, I'm afraid your daughter won't have much options to choose from.

This is not about overriding testosterone, this is about changing the believe that women should be loyal but shouldn't expect loyalty in return.
Loyalty exists only in the religious precept.

Women are built with sexual loyalty, men aren't so built. There's no greater fever than that urge to fück.

Asides rapé, I see no qualms. Why has prostitution been the oldest business in history? Because men have always needed to fück and will pay to have it, while women aren't so bothered.

Beamborla:
This is about insisting that men are at liberty to fück away and shouldn't be held accountable but a lady who dares that should be castigated.
A girl who dares herself to fück with the manner of indiscretions only a man should muster has been psychologically and hormonally compromised.

Beamborla:
I'm sure you don't want your little girl to cry home someday that the man you enthrusted her with is a philanthropist.
And I hope you wouldn't want your son to marry a she-male who doesn't know how to part her legs for full penetration!

Beamborla:
So you've agreed you wouldn't tell her to stay away from science and technology and wouldn't discourage her should she choose to pursue a career in any of the mentioned field even, though nature has shown that watching telemundo and having children around is more satisfying.
Treat Alexia!

Choosing a discipline is entirely up to her.

Listen you sound as someone who will force your daughter to read rocket science just to prove she's better than a male.

Everyone will read whatever they have the aptitude for and what spurs their interest.

And women are still taking up humanitarian courses.

In the West, alot of young girls were financially lured to read sciences by feminists and they came back with their tails in between their legs.

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