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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 11:50am On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:

Certainly not to fück around.
grin cheesy grin all manner of unethical fücking is responsible for human life today.

From Noah's survival of the great flood, to the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. I'm just giving you reasons why men have unquenchable sexual desires and non- exsiccating sperm bank.

America and Russia have the highest number of nuclear warheads that could destroy more than half the globe.

If 3rd world war were to begin, both countries will freely deploy these weapons.

If they do, billions will die, religion and morality will be kicked to the arshes. Men will be governed by biology.

One man will found a whole village and procreate to replenish the earth again.

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Beamborla(f): 11:51am On Aug 27, 2016
Longman6:

which area does your interest lies at the moment?,which part of mascom did you like, print, radio pr?
Radio but the disappointment ozzing out from the media especially ROAP is appalling. One of the reasons l lost interest.

At the moment, agriculture and fashion.
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Beamborla(f): 12:00pm On Aug 27, 2016
Lezzlie:
grin cheesy grin all manner of unethical fücking is responsible for human life today.

From Noah's survival of the great flood, to the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. I'm just giving you reasons why men have unquenchable sexual desires and non- exsiccating sperm.

America and Russia have the highest number of nuclear warheads that could destroy more than half the globe.

If 3rd world war were to begin, both countries will freely deploy these women.

If they do, billions will die, religion and morality will be kicked to the arshes. Men will be governed by biology.

One man will found a whole village and procreate to replenish the earth again.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
I bet you pat your D in the head every morning and smile down at it.

Ever wonder what would happen if no woman survived it? tongue

It's definitely not going to happen, by the way.
Lez, just look for a good V and be loyal... Hian!

Even women have the urge to do same...the word is self control. Ever wondered how gory it would be should all men give in to the 'urge'
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Beamborla(f): 12:03pm On Aug 27, 2016
joseph1832:
"denial is the most predictable woman response".
You are just stereotyping. angry
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Longman6(m): 12:09pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:

Radio but the disappointment ozzing out from the media especially ROAP is appalling. One of the reasons l lost interest.

At the moment, agriculture and fashion.
At the moment, that's quite sincere, Fashion appears to be the stereotype for ladies, but agriculture tell me more, and I don't think one should allow the jokers on radio make you hate a profession, none of those popular oap has won an international award in the last five years, the less popular ones have made mad" sense
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 12:11pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:

cheesy cheesy cheesy
I bet you pat your D in the head every morning and smile down at it.

Ever wonder what would happen if no woman survived it? tongue

It's definitely not going to happen, by the way.
Lez, just look for a good V and be loyal... Hian!

Even women have the urge to do same...the word is self control. Ever wondered how gory it would be should all men give in to the 'urge'
Women have survived wars more than men through out history. They aren't combatants.

In fact that women started working in offices and factories today is an aftershock of World War 2. Ask history.


Women's urges for sex is no where near a man's. In fact women have emotional vacancies not sexual ones.

And all men can't apply this urge because religion and morality have acted as agents of debilitation to free fück.


You said I love to look at my D and part it with a smile?

Do you mean D for dick as A is for apple?
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Beamborla(f): 12:17pm On Aug 27, 2016
Longman6:

At the moment, that's quite sincere, Fashion appears to be the stereotype for ladies, but agriculture tell me more, and I don't think one should allow the jokers on radio make you hate a profession, none of those popular oap has won an international award in the last five years, the less popular ones have made mad" sense
My love for fashion stems out of my quest for satisfaction. I'd love to rock natives but I keep getting disappointed each time I take my cloth for sewing.

Agriculture is the real thing for me but I just can't overlook that feeling of a god when i stand back to admire my creation. cheesy

I lost interest, anyways. There are days I listen to radio and I become depressed. Not just that, there are many other factors
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Beamborla(f): 12:22pm On Aug 27, 2016
Lezzlie:

Women have survived wars more than men through out history. They aren't combatants.

In fact that women started working in offices and factories today is an aftershock of World War 2. Ask history.


Women's urges for sex is no where near a man's. In fact women have emotional vacancies not sexual ones.

And all men can't apply this urge because religion and mortality have acted as agents of debilitation of free fück.


You said I love to look at my D and part it with a smile?

Do you mean D for dick as A is for apple?
We might experience an exception this time...men using women as human shield.

Because women pretend a lot about their sexuality? Thanks, to the society and religion in some cases.

Yes, D for dick
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Longman6(m): 12:30pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:

My love for fashion stems out of my quest for satisfaction. I'd love to rock natives but I keep getting disappointed each time I take my cloth for sewing.

Agriculture is the real thing for me but I just can't overlook that feeling of a god when i stand back to admire my creation. cheesy

I lost interest, anyways. There are days I listen to radio and I become depressed. Not just that, there are many other factors
ok, you are a quasi perfectionist, so how is the agriculture going plus the fashion
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 12:30pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:

We might experience an exception this time...men using women as human shield.

Because women pretend a lot about their sexuality? Thanks, to the society and religion in some cases.

Yes, D for dick
Women are kept as the spoils of war always, it won't change even if it's not so under the rules of military engagement.

So men will never use women with boobs of comfort and püssy of impenetrable fortress as shields.

Hope you aren't nursing Feminism, you'll lose the ecstasy of orgasm the minute you do.

Women pretending about their sexuality doesn't make their sexual urges near as intensed as a man's. Nor does it negate the fact that women are more in need of emotional satisfaction, and that the reason why the vast majority of women don't achieve penile orgasm is because of the absence of emotional bridge in fùcking.


And learn to spell "dick" in Its full letters of glory. 'D' doesn't depict the image of the most powerful tool in creation.

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by joseph1832(m): 12:46pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:

You are just stereotyping. angry
You think? grin
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Beamborla(f): 12:49pm On Aug 27, 2016
Lezzlie:
Women are kept as the spoils of war always, it won't change even if it's not so under the rules of military engagement.

So men will never use women with boobs of comfort and püssy of impenetrable fortress as shields.

Hope you aren't nursing Feminism, you'll lose the ecstasy of orgasm the minute you do.

Women pretending about their sexuality doesn't make their sexual urges near as intensed as a man's. Nor does it negate the fact that women are more in need of emotional satisfaction, and that the reason why the vast majority of women don't achieve penile orgasm is because of the absence of emotional bridge in fùcking.


And learn to spell "dick" in Its full letters of glory. 'D' doesn't depict the image of the most powerful tool in creation.
It's not the most powerful tool in creation lipsrsealed

I'm not a feminist. Since nature has placed limitations on the feminine gender, equity is more appropriate. Nevertheless, I identify with a good number of their struggles.

However, most guys seem to get the concept of equality all wrong.

Women as spoils of war is just one of the demeaning things women experience.


You are right, though.
Women are emotional being. A good number of tthem are. I'm less emotional than you expect an average lady to be. The only thing is I have no interest in fücking around.
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Beamborla(f): 12:50pm On Aug 27, 2016
Longman6:

ok, you are a quasi perfectionist, so how is the agriculture going plus the fashion
I'm still stuck with NYSC... I however have plans which I'm already working towards.

Fine!
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Beamborla(f): 12:51pm On Aug 27, 2016
joseph1832:
You think? grin
I know
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by joseph1832(m): 12:56pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:

I know
And how do you know, care to tell a humble boy? grin
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Longman6(m): 12:59pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:

I'm still stuck with NYSC... I however have plans which I'm already working towards.

Fine!
That's cool.Wishing you the best.kind regards
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Beamborla(f): 1:08pm On Aug 27, 2016
Longman6:

That's cool.Wishing you the best.kind regards
Thanchuu smiley
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Beamborla(f): 1:09pm On Aug 27, 2016
joseph1832:
And how do you know, care to tell a humble boy? grin
Pheeeew!
Amebo as well
What else do you have to unleash?

Not telling lipsrsealed
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by joseph1832(m): 1:18pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:

Pheeeew!
Amebo as well
What else do you have to unleash?

Not telling lipsrsealed
Well my penis_ might be a welcome idea, as I unleash torrents of rapid response thrusting in waves of tsunami certified glory, so much so that it will leave you soak and wet and grasping for quick breath.

A good fuck_ can cure a whole lot of stress you know.
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Beamborla(f): 1:21pm On Aug 27, 2016
joseph1832:
Well my penis_ might be a welcome idea, as I unleash torrents of rapid response thrusting in waves of tsunami certified glory, so much so that it will leave you soak and wet and grasping for quick breath.

I good fuck_ can cure a whole lot of stress you know.
You wrote in English alphabet but I still don't comprehend. tongue

To be honest, it looks like English
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by joseph1832(m): 1:25pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:

You wrote in English alphabet but I still don't comprehend. tongue

To be honest, it looks like English
Perhaps it will look more like Spanish when I enter you from behind, and smash into you like a raging bull while I smack your ass while at it.

It's okay, you can speak gibberish. It's the common language of females when their vaginas is being shown the joy of having a thick dick thrusting inside it.
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 1:27pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:

It's not the most powerful tool in creation lipsrsealed

I'm not a feminist. Since nature has placed limitations on the feminine gender, equity is more appropriate. Nevertheless, I identify with a good number of their struggles.

However, most guys seem to get the concept of equality all wrong.

Women as spoils of war is just one of the demeaning things women experience.


You are right, though.
Women are emotional being. A good number of tthem are. I'm less emotional than you expect an average lady to be. The only thing is I have no interest in fücking around.
if the peñïs isn't the most powerful tool then what is?

Don't tell me it's püssy becomes it can take a lot of pounding and project a baby out. And don't mention the heart because it is an organ without structural difference in male or female.

There's something characteristically unique about the peñïs; its ability to rise up to greet you upon sighting your fresh thighs or nipplë imprints on your blouse.

It is imprisoned and shackled by boxers and briefs and a Jean wear, but just your hair perfume or body scent can make it perform miracles like Paul and Silas to burst forth and stick its head out for you to see.

Yes, no fabric can kidnap an erect peñïs.

And once inside you, it takes the function of heart like an auxiliary machine and keeps pumping blood to keep its erection for hours just to dig you up and scrub all your vestibules to clean perfection.

Look at it sweating profusely with veins of raw energy projecting in pure arrogance to keep you breathless.

Divers need oxygen mask as do space explorers, but the peñïs doesn't need an oxygen mask to stand the heat and damp and lack of oxygen deep Inside your püssy.

It keeps digging and labouring in sequels under rough conditions without any safety apparels.

And when you come in a heavy orgsmic rain pour does it run for cover or look for an umbrella? Naaah!

It stands still , never forsaking that püssy and takes the flood, pulsating in loyalty and friendship.

The average dick rise to a well shaped püssy in puberty and will keep rising until death to great you.

Don't be disloyal, only the heart beats longer than the dïck.

Women are created lucky.

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Beamborla(f): 1:56pm On Aug 27, 2016
Lezzlie:
if the peñïs isn't the most powerful tool then what is?

Don't tell me it's püssy becomes it can take a lot of pounding and project a baby out. And don't mention the heart because it is an organ without structural difference in male or female.

There's something characteristically unique about the peñïs; its ability to rise up to greet you upon sighting your fresh thighs or nipplë imprints on your blouse.

It is imprisoned and shackled by boxers and briefs and a Jean wear, but just your hair perfume or body scent can make it perform miracles like Paul and Silas to burst forth and stick its head out for you to see.

Yes, no fabric can kidnap an erect peñïs.

And once inside you, it takes the function of heart like an auxiliary machine and keeps pumping blood to keep its erection for hours just to dig you up and scrub all your vestibules to clean perfection.

Look at it sweating profusely with veins of raw energy projecting in pure arrogance to keep you breathless.

Divers need oxygen mask as do space explorers, but the peñïs doesn't need an oxygen mask to stand the heat and damp and lack of oxygen deep Inside your püssy.

It keeps digging and labouring in sequels under rough conditions without any safety apparels.

And when you come in a heavy orgsmic rain pour does it run for cover or look for an umbrella? Naaah!

It stands still , never forsaking that püssy and takes the flood, pulsating in loyalty and friendship.

The average dick rise to a well shaped püssy in puberty and will keep rising until death to great you.

Don't be disloyal, only the heart beats longer than the dïck.

Women are created lucky.

Hahahaha...eulogy to the dick!

Yet a Lil twist or kick can turn it to a vegetable tongue
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Beamborla(f): 1:58pm On Aug 27, 2016
joseph1832:
Perhaps it will look more like Spanish when I enter you from behind, and smash into you like a raging bull while I smack your ass while at it.

It's okay, you can speak gibberish. It's the common language of females when their vaginas is being shown the joy of having a thick dick thrusting inside it.
Still don't comprehend. tongue
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by joseph1832(m): 2:01pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:

Still don't comprehend. tongue
Let me come inside and hear you pray. I know women pray very well whenever a dick is inside them thrusting away. grin
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Beamborla(f): 2:07pm On Aug 27, 2016
joseph1832:
Let me come inside and hear you pray. I know women pray very well whenever a dick is inside them thrusting away. grin
Will you just write in English already angry
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by joseph1832(m): 2:12pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:

Will you just write in English already angry
Will you just admit you want me to fuck_ you? tongue
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 2:15pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:

Hahahaha...eulogy to the dick!

Yet a Lil twist or kick can turn it to a vegetable tongue

Just like a tiny razor to Samson's hair turned him to a human jelly. It is so.
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Beamborla(f): 2:18pm On Aug 27, 2016
Lezzlie:


Just like a tiny razor to Samson's hair turned him to a human jelly. It is so.
I give up! smiley
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 2:18pm On Aug 27, 2016
lefulefu:

cheesy ahhhhh ah! thank god you know dat there are decent and loyal men
of course, I do grin
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Beamborla(f): 2:21pm On Aug 27, 2016
joseph1832:
Will you just admit you want me to fuck_ you? tongue
Are you delusional as well? shocked
Asewo!
Amebo!
The list is endless... embarassed tongue
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 2:29pm On Aug 27, 2016
Beamborla:

I give up! smiley
lolz, no need, it's all just banter for banter's sakes.

I read you're serving. Where?

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