Beamborla:

If I ever want to be fücked, there are lots of willing dicks around...
Nairaland is not on the list of places I'd search from

Don't tell you won't sleep at night if I don't affirm your delusion

joseph1832:
Yeah, I've heard that before.

Oh babe don't think i'd loose sleep over one pussy_ I couldn't lay when I know there are many willing pussies_ out there waiting, praying patiently to listen to the ministration of my musing dick.

Beamborla:

Lol...now, don't flatter me.

While intelligence might be somewhat universal, beauty isn't. Some other person might shrink at the sight of my DP. For this reason one might never find a suitable answer for your question

However, I appreciate that you think this much of me.

Beamborla:

Then quit being delusional over one puss*y you will never have

Lezzlie:
I don't flatter, for flattery is like lies covered with pastry.

I actually thought --without visual confirmation-- you're the average looking lass who hides her lack of physical graces in books to make up for nature's injustice.

So I was taken aback by your bedazzling smile.

I'm stricken not only by your looks but your deportments.

Any one who doesn't find you breathtakingly pretty should treat visual impairment and dichromacy.

What's your favourite type of music?

Beamborla:

Dang! You are also of the school of thought that beautiful and dumb are in syncrony

Country music is my favorite

joseph1832:
On the contrary, it's you who is delusional, if I ever want your puSsy_ believe me there are ways i'd go about it, and this isn't among. This is just letting you know your pussy_ ain't worth the pleasure of having my dick inside it.

Lezzlie:
I'm not of any school of thought! I base my assertions on observation which aren't entirely stereotypically free

Most exceedingly pretty ladies get carried away by their looks and what that look can easily get them without slogging.
It impedes, but a smattering amount have risen above looks to pursue various skills and crafts and discipline.

Have you listened to Chattahoochee by Alan Jackson?

That's my favourite country

Beamborla:

I'd be dammed if my pusssy is worth every dick. This ain't no master pusssy that anything can fit into. Phrase it whichever you want to.

...you can never have my pusssy
What's more, you already claim you don't want it
We cool, buddy.

Beamborla:

When I say country music, I'm referring to Don Williams and Phil Collins and the others like Brad paisley and co. I'm not really a fan of Alan Jackson...I used to have some of his songs, though.

I think fish and some other tracks like that. Would download the song

joseph1832:

I thought you said your pussy_ isn't up for grabs by any Nairaland dick? Why the self assurance, afraid it might get rammed by a righteous dick?

Whether you like it or not, a dick will surely fit into your pussy_ let's pray the dick isn't owned by a looser.

Lezzlie:
Don Williams? Looooooooolz! I grew up watching my father play that in the morning.

Phil Collins isn't country but pop rock. You like oldies? Good music never dies and oldies seem to have soul modern music lacks.

Try that Song I sent you. And tell me what you think.

Time for my evening swizzle, dear.

saintfellow:
whats up with you this days?
Mayb you should open a diary, lemme see what ure always up to daily

so you want 2 cyber stalk me, abi? I don't need a diary.

Beamborla:

That was no self assurance, that was me showing we are on the same page hence, no use bickering about it.

Awwwwwn...so sweet of you. I appreciate your concern.

KingCheezyPuff:
so you want 2 cyber stock me, abi? I don't need a diary.

KingCheezyPuff:
Hahaha
•••••••
no sir, longing for a man did not cause me 2 create this thread
•••••••
But thank you for yer concern it was sweet *kisses*

Zedoo:


What? You be man sef.... Oga wtf? 14yrs o

no

saintfellow:
I just feel like i dont know you.

timsonpreye:
men's ain't hoes, women are

Men are hoes.
•••••••
hi Timmy,what'd you get for yer birthday?

Beamborla:

Would definitely do that.

Thanks for the correction on Phill...yeah! I love oldies. They feed my soul healthy stuff.

Lezzlie:
Nothing refreshes like some good old numbers, especially those ones that were your parents' favourites you grew to attach pleasant memories to. Quite nostalgic.

Downloaded that yet?

Beamborla:

Couldn't.
It's either I'm asked to subscribe to some shït or pay

Lezzlie:
There's a way around that.

Beamborla:

How?

Lezzlie:
Check your box, I will be showing you the first of many tricks to come.

KingCheezyPuff:
don't gott ••••••••. Men are hoes. ••••••• hi Timmy,what'd you get for yer birthday?

Beamborla:

You are just stereotyping.

Beamborla:

Dang! You are also of the school of thought that beautiful and dumb are in syncrony

Country music is my favorite

Longman6:

country musictell me more.Kenny Rodgers, don Williams who do you prefer?

Beamborla:

I'm in love with Don

KingCheezyPuff:
[b] There is the common misconception that Hoes are female.
But.......
[size=20pt]1. Hoes have a 3rd leg[/size]
A Hoe can be spotted with the Unclad eye.
1 of the physical attributes of a Hoe is the "3rd Leg" .
But not ALL hoes
So don't get the regual guys mixed up with the True Hoes.

[size=20pt]2.Hoes CAN NOT keep it covered.[/size]
They have to bring it out!
Whether their sending deek picks or
begging a woman for Mouth Action!
•••••
They just can't keep it covered!!!!
•••••••••
[size=20pt]3.Hoes are not faithful[/size]
He will not be satisfied with 1 woman he must have another
which he lovingly terms his "side chick" or the variant "side piece".
••••••
Do not try and fix this man
He is a Hoe. Leave him.
••••••••
[size=20pt]4. Hoes gleefully look at women's body pictures on social media[/size]
He checks the Facebook/tumblr/Instagram pages of females just 2 catch a glimpse of an exposed breast
,a butt cheek peeking from a pair of shorts .
It doesn't matter if it's the slightest of skin showing or non at all but a woman in fitted jeans or top,a hoe will like it!!

[size=20pt]5. A Hoe will bleep anything[/size]
It doesn't matter to him
As long as it has a opening
A woman, a animal a fanta bottle
As ling as it has a opening it's good 2 bleep
A hoe shows no distinction. [/b]

Longman6:

I believe in you(my best track,have you heard it?),Lord I hope this day is good, I have been loved by the best.but I think Kenny Rodgers is better.heard bed of roses?