Mimzyy:


ARCHIVED . Your fidelity will be questioned at a future date.

You have the powers to take me if you up your game.

One look at those eyes and I'll know where home is.

Mimzyy:


There is nothing like a win-win situation in this case dear. The lady(gf) will want more at a point and that's when the problem(s) will ensue.
Most times, the gf is at the losing end.

More of what?

Berbierklaus:




What will be your reaction if you were the man in the story

I can't find myself in that boxed situation to begin with. Every married man's car is marked by default, I know that .

She'll be meeting me up at the usual rendezvous , not me driving about like a pussy-crazed teen to pick her up.

Mimzyy:


Telling his mistress his marital status changes nothing especially if the said mistress is in love with him genuinely.

Then she should learn to cope or lose the love entirely.

A compromise will be reached. She gets his love and he keeps his home; win-win situation

SalomonKane:
True that! That's why I'd fault the husband for being a pansy ass nigga cos a real playa doesn't get caught. He's on top of his game.

In this case, the husband is a very foolish man and deserve to be flogged 24 stroke of the cane.

As a rule, a married man should tell his mistresses of his marital status.

If he had, the situation could have been easily handled.

Berbierklaus:

Then give him the boldness to do as he likes.
This is Nigeria,a certain percent of husbands feel its their right to cheat unquestioned,don't say he will feel guilty,coz I know a number of men who would use that opportunity to bring in another wife.

What are you talking about?

SalomonKane:
Remember I once told you, "pussy_ is _pussy"? it's a mental thing bro. Treat all pussy_ equally and see them as the same.

That's the surest way to avoid stories that touch the heart.

Pussy , no doubt is the most potent drug a man can abuse and pay dearly.

But a married man who has elected to cross the boundaries of matrimony should employ caution for the sanctity of his home.

SalomonKane:
Bro, the mane (husband) is a very big fool!. Plain and simple.

Lolz! Maybe the girlfriend is still new to have blunted his sense of caution.

Mimzyy:


The man was driving, don't forget. For all we know, the girlfriend might be the violent type plus she was in the front , what if the wife had raised an eyebrow and the girlfriend attacks the man?

but the wife was in no position to gauge the temperament of the girlfriend having just met her.

Even if girlfriend is is disposed to violence, all girlfriends have this sudden immobility of speech and action when they face the wives of boyfriends. Stolen goods caught in your hands

Coldplay89:
Kenya and Nigeria, despite being the most developed economies in Africa, they both still bear challenges that they need to work hard to overcome. But your arguments, always portraying Kenya as a failed nation is wrong. Nigeria is not ahead of Kenya in every ramification, neither is Nigeria better than Kenya in every way. They are both still developing countries after all.

These insults u keep piling on Kenyans, your fellow Africans is wrong. It is uncalled for. It is not very civil of to be doing that. Why do u hate Kenyans this much? What did we do to u to deserve this tirade?

This is the map of Africa by the UNDP, showing the developed and the less developed countries in the continent.

See Kenya, see Nigeria? Both countries are relatively developed.

South Africa is the most developed economy in Africa. It isn't Nigeria or Kenya.

Please Stop this blind patriotic madness!

Nigeria
South Africa
Egypt aren't supposed to be put in one sentence with Kenya except we're discussing sports. These 3 countries are currently locked in a race for Africa's sole representative in the UN permanent seat to wield veto power.

Mimzyy:


She was too perplexed for words i presume and she probably did not want to create a scene.

Well, there was enough time lag during the course of the journey. She would have summoned up courage. That's her marriage and future!

And there are ways to interrogate without creating a scene.

Mimzyy:
A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friends house where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be too busy throughout the day in the office, and gave her some money to use as taxi for transport.

He left for the office. The wife took a taxi to the wedding reception,there she met a fine Girl and they got talking to each other.
Soon they became friends. In the evening when everyone was leaving, the Girl asked the Woman how she was going home. She replied that her husband was too busy in the office to pick her up so she would use a taxi.

The Girl responded; "My boyfriend brought me here and would be coming to pick me up. I just spoke to him on the phone and he's on his way.
Why don't you join me in his car and we would drop you at your house"The woman agreed. A few minutes later, her husband's car arrived. The Girl jumped into the front passengers seat of the car and asked the Woman to sit at the backseat, which she did confused and perturbed. Then the Girl introduced her new friend to her boyfriend. When the man turned around to greet the woman, he recognized her as his wife. Nothing much was said along the way.

He dropped the wife at home first as planned and proceeded to drop the Girl at her house.

The question now is: If you were the wife, what would you do when your husband returns home?
If you were the husband, what would you say to your wife when you return home?

#COPIED

The wife should have sought explanation right there in the car without giving room for ambiguity and lies.

GERALD710:

You have quoted Trading Economics and This Day Live, WHILE I ACTUALLY QUOTED THE WORLD BANK DIRECTLY FROM THE SOURCE WHICH STATES THAT NIGERIA HAS A POVERTY RATE OF 49%
DIRECT FROM THE SOURCE, STOP THIS NONSENSE AND POST AN ACTUAL LINK FROM THE WORLD BANK THAT SHOWS NIGERIA HAS A PVERTY LINK OF 33% NOT FROM SOME CRACKPOT WEBSITE BECAUSE THE WORLD BANK LINKS SAY
38% FOR KENYA
49% FOR NIGERIA.
FULL STOP!!!

Are you having logical impairment? In your last post you criticised data from world bank here:

GERALD710:

I PLACED A KENYA POWER LINK BUT YOU JUST GLOSS IT OVER, RIGHT
So You Think the World Bank knows better than Kenya Power, the Company

What's the matter with you kenyans? You can't keep a straight line in an argument?

World bank has placed your poverty rate and power distribution rates higher than Nigeria. Fück stop! Deal with it and keep your frustrations to yourself.

Even within those who work in Kenya, a whopping 92% are low income earners. What's that tell you?
East Africa has the highest poverty and descriptive conditions in all of Africa . You can't change that on the pages of a Nigerian forum.

MtuMsuper:

Stop trying to prove jacksh1t to this idiot. Hes another fool who has probably never left his LGA and is illiterate in development matters but has a mouth wider than his backside.

A mountain troglodyte like you who shares common habitat with reptiles and chimps should be grateful for the internet which accords you a faint taste of civilisation.

Dunderhead!

GERALD710:

I PLACED A KENYA POWER LINK BUT YOU JUST GLOSS IT OVER, RIGHT
So You Think the World Bank knows better than Kenya Power, the Company DOING THE POWER CONNECTIONS, BIATCH PLEASE!!! READ IT AND WEEP!!
Directly from the Kenya Power Website http://www.kplc.co.ke/

The world bank collate various sources including your own local data to make a comprehensive, irrefutable data.

You Kenyans don't know how the world works. African government and institutions are often wont to give unreliable and exaggerated figures.

And stop quoting Wikipedia here. It is not acceptable.

Funlordjnr:


So this "demented, _sperm drinking, testes sucking ipob thief" is still here wailing and gnashing his rotten teeth?


What a sad lonely troll! Lmfao...

The regurgitated earth's barf is struggling to wipe out his legacy as a Google thief and plagiarist.

His father must have thought the sheer mass of his head will have a corresponding brain until he proved to be just another waste of human scum

OwodaRitualist:


The goat you call a father is forever cursed.

That watery ewedu dog sperm that he used to infect your worthless mother is responsible for your hopelessness in life.

You are just a sad beast with no hope or future. Just a vagabond layabout without nothing usefull to offer humanity.

You should be fed to crocrodiles you worthless basstard.

Lolz @ deactivate, because of a low life loser like you?

You never see anything.

I don't think you know what you are up against.

Your eyes go soon clear.

He's even stealing my old lines

No matter what we conjured up as disses from the depths of our imagination, it is all an internet game. It's all fiction. That's until you were caught stealing people's posts as your own and using them to brawl.....

So my friend, beyond disses, beyond trolling, you're a certified common thief without shame or pride.

If we go further , we can rightly say you acquired it from one of your parents and it wouldn't be a diss. It is fact!!!

And what do people do to a convicted felon? They shun them as the filth of society and despicable roaches who have no dignity or social conformity.

It is insultive to my person to exchange banters with you.

What do I need to prove to a thief? What pride would I take to slaughter someone who couldn't stand on his two feet?

I've stopped dissing you boy! I'm just stating your life.

In civilised climes, decent folks will leave this thread for you. And that's what I'm about to do.

Filthy Google-robber

postmann:
@Lezznjr

Didn't we say class recognise class?
And no matter how anonymous the Internet gets people, nit-wits and low-bred nimrods would still cling unto their costume of ignobility. Can a man who lacks shame have any virtue left? When do caught-out thieves ever raised their haughty eyes to look at their superiors?

A man may steal when he's denying of hunger and be forgiven. But an intellectual thief is a step backwards from human cognitive progress and ethical integrity.

Why then must you exchange correspondence (of any kind) with such existence, embodied in a decomposing clay of worthlessness?

The records shouldn't hold such dents against you.

The Internet can give low lives and nit wits an opportunity of admittance into the auditorium of great scholars, but it will not hide their manuscripts of poor mental acceleration and intelectual incompatibility.

see the iPob rêtard's jss 2 disses

Aba tout forming e-intelligent. Your mother's vagina this, your mother's vagina that.

His father's sperm must be zinc-deficient to be born with such intellectual sterility.

All my days in NL., I have never witnessed someone beaten like a common criminal, exposed as an intectual-lazy dimwit and disgraced.

If the boy knows shame, he will deactivate.

.

ObiofOnitsha:


Lmaoo @Google thief. I don die

Bro, he's a Google thief, nah. An Intellectually sterile twit who rapes Google.

Caught and disgraced see how unimaginative and witless his disses are? Like a 7 year old suffering from intellectual epilepsia majora.

ObiofOnitsha:


Stop wasting your time bro. The illiterate is empty.

As empty as his mother's heart after she discovered all her kids are genetically identical to her dull brain and kleptomania.

She was a compulsive pant thief who later birthed a Google thief.

I think both should be chopped into bits, burnt alive in a public display to eradicate families who couldn't curtail their bestial impulses.

OwodaRitualist:


We go use your mama toto do javelline throwing contests lozzz.

The witch will be stoned to death.

Even if my destiny falls into your mother's , disease-ridden, STD-overtaken, dick-beaten _pussy, I ain't putting my hands there to retrieve it: the balding wench got enough chlymadia to share across all NL females and still last her a dozen life time.


N.B, I will be beating you here on one side, debating with ianSweet and tilll do penile gags on your mother.

Watch as I show you spontaneity

OwodaRitualist:


Go and fvck shiit you drinking loser.

When ever I see that your mad winch mother I will use her head to crack a coconut.

Why would the winch go and fvck baboons after killing your hopless father?

Go choke on your own vomit and rot in hell loser.

Your education is as cheap as your mother's facial cosmetics and as perforated as her roach-infested panties!

Get out of my e-path, son of career hoe who traded her pussy as bonobos trades hand shake!

OwodaRitualist:


Go and fvck shiit you drinking loser.

When ever I see that your mad winch mother I will use her head to crack a coconut.

Why would the winch go and fvck baboons after killing your hopless father?

Go choke on your own vomit and rot in hell loser.

Your education is as cheap as your mother's facial cosmetics and as perforated as her roach-infested panties!

Get out of my e-path, son of career hoe who traded her pussy as bonobos traded hand shake!

ianSweet:


But today, these Swiss and Greek counterparts have a more equal and progressive society than Nigeria. It's not a matter of who laughs first but who laughs last and who laughs better.
And talking about confusion, who is more confused between them and us?
Talking about lesbianism, what about other sexual practices like giving heads, blowjobs, anals, threeesomes e.t.c, did u learn these things from your fore-fathers?
Hypocrisy of u African men is the reason why our continuent remain backwards, u guys should get a life.
Gender equality must come and stay in Nigeria for good.

There's already gender equality,lady! What section of the law prevents you from being anything you want?

Nope, European countries are in a state of progressive decline, from economy, to military and technology.

By 2025, there will be only 1 or 2 European countries as top 10 economic powers in the world.

You African women are still mental slaves. You still wear weavon and eyebrow to look like the Caucasian woman and you never look pass the moment to see the world is fastly changing.

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You know your neighbourhood generator repairer is still the best lover your mother has been able to pull off from her long traffic of street urchins and juvenile delinquents that shagged her with the promise of paying for your Christmas cloths!

OwodaRitualist:


Your mother is now running mad after several horrible fvcks from monkeys that she now uses pestle to self service.

I can hear her pouding her veggies from here.

Chai!!!

What an insatiable cursed village witch she is that belched you from her rotten and ebola infested pumms.

Lolzzzz

You can't even make your diss look interesting take another short one:
It only took a bottle of cold coke, which your hungry mother guzzled in big starving gulps for me to tumble her and part her legs... you're as cheap as that cockroach who birthed you.

OwodaRitualist:


Oga, all this long turanchi makes no sense at all.

As we write, your mother is being gang-serviced by a group of wild baboons.

If you are strong enough you should go and save her before she is fvcked to death.

The priicks are as long as javelins and your moma is screaming like a wild winch.

Unimaginative and generic!

Take a witty short one:
If your Mother wasn't born with her clitøris bigger than her IQ, she wouldn't have opened her legs to her polio-stricken brother to birth an incestuous imbecïle like you.

OwodaRitualist:


Go and take an overdose of sniper and end your miserable existence.

Your were born when lunacy interacted and raped madness.

You should be chained and sent to LUTH to be used in training out upcoming doctors.


Oh, I forgot, you will be rejected there because you are ravaged by ebola.

You should be used as sacrices to ogun and be thrown into soka forest for vultures to feed on you.

How can one take an over dose of sniper?

Last I checked, a thief is treated far worse than an Ebola victim, especially a petty, desperate thief.

If you can steal disses here, then you don't have the brains to write your school projects. And they say you're iPob?

How could that be when you can't even define or spell segregation or federalism?
Oh, you're a violent, card-carrying tout who gets used and discarded like a thoroughly sucked out orange.

You mental state is in life support if you think Biafra has use for an uneducated, lazyboned, unarticulated illiterate like you.

What Biafra needs is to send minions like you into rehabs or go learn a craft. If Nnamdi Kalu sees your posts, he will plead guilty for treasonable felony for making the mistake to fight for people like you who aren't worth the price of a pig's dung!

The sum total of your life can be measured by the weight if your posts......stolen lines and disses from men like you.

And you shout Biafra, when your cowardice and lack of honour are on steroids

You're carrying the weight of all the curse of your community in your head. Your shamelessness after being exposed as a common thief has given credence to the rumour which has it that you escaped 7 abortion attempts during your conception. You're only manifesting the side effects of severe drug resistance your mom made you adapt to.

Another abortion escapee is showing signs of lack of parental validation in Nairaland.

ObiofOnitsha:


Lolzzzzzz. Never knew wicked people plenty for this forum. Lmao. Our friend is searching google for new diss

I don't want to diss him my signature style, not after all he's been through here.

He can't even write properly, he's that dumb.

OwodaRitualist:

Shut up.
You have been replying yourself here.
Yes, I will steal more and more so long as your arz is being roasted here.
You have over 500 monikers on nairaland.
Your dead body will be sent to LUTH to be used to train students.

Whatever, bro. The opinion of a diss-thief seldom matters. I wouldn't care less of what goes on through your head. You're mentally broke like the federal foreign reserve, you need to rape and rob Google to stand up on your feet to face your mates.

I feel pity for you. I believe you may also be in a mental facility being analysed with a contemporary remedy of curing your residual schizophrenia with a phone and internet, hoping your association with sane people will override your congenital mental retardation.

I wish you speedy recovery bro.

You need self-reevaluation more than the Naira needs the dollar to fall.

One love, my Igbo brother

ObiofOnitsha:


Buhahahaha. The guy is one shameless kid. The day he was exposed as a night watch man, he was so emotional and cursing everyone. He later ran away and switched to a new handle. Lolzzz

Nightguard?

No wonder he has visual impairment during the day when add e-blows to the mix.

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Brother, the dude is so funny, I was thinking a diss-thief was enough cuss from his ancestral deity, and now he doubles as an emotional dandy with the added bonus of perceptual disturbances!

His case is beyond medical science

OwodaRitualist:


You are still here writing epistles when snakes are eating your momas yansh.

I spit on your cursed bat.

Loooooooolz! I'm conversing with someone and you have appointed yourself as the diss-thief already.

People who can stoop low to steal diss have all the aptitude for necrophilia.

It's not too late to see a psychiatrist for psychotherapy or book a permanent residency at the SCOAN.

One love, bro.