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Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 5:24pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
Coldplay89:Yes. I am the one who said Kenya has the biggest financial contribution to the UN |
Family / Re: The Vagina Story. by lezznjr: 5:21pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
mizthorlu:you chose a distorted pussy pic to pass the message! And how could a pussy scent me tempting to you? Are you a male in a female moniker? 1 Like |
Family / Re: The Vagina Story. by lezznjr: 5:16pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
charijee:Baby, it's been a while. What's the story about pussy? I need something to distract me from scalping those ignorant Kenyans who don't know the history of their country. |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 5:09pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
Coldplay89:I'm done reading your links, son. They are a waste of internet data and are mentally futile! |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 5:08pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
Coldplay89:You're a poker faced liar who will go to any length to lie! Stop posting links here. You don't read your link before citing them! You have killed us with more lies than we can possibly survive! All you do is give false report and back them up with reports you don't even comprehend or bother reading. Go treat your academic alexithymia and apologise. Then I will start my lecture class with you in the front seat. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 4:30pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
Fidha254:Oh, I remember you alright, you're the simpleton I told has the cognitive powers of a desert lizard! Your stupidity is unique, I can't miss you. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 4:29pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
[s] Fidha254:[/s] Go sink your face in a heap of horse shit! Exposed quack! If Kenya could to export her stupidity like yours, your economy and slums will be miraculously transformed. The points you idiots have been hammering on are: 1) Kenya is the biggest UN donor in Africa. I have furnished evidence WITH YOUR OWN LINK to prove you a liar and a rogue! 2) Kenya isn't amongst the top countries financially supporting the AU: none of you have been able to prove otherwise. 3) Kenya has the worst and biggest slums in all of Africa combined; and you have not been able to deny it. Keep posting more lies with sources which call you a thief. I will keep debunking your lies! Now go unfuck yourself, you Neanderthaloid inhabitant of a shantytown! 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 4:02pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
Fidha254:Bahahahahaha! I have disgraced and exposed your lies with your own links and you have suddenly veered off topic like a sedated baboon in an amusement park! Own up to your lies and deceit then we can talk about Nigeria! Compound ignoramuses! 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 12:25pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
Coldplay89:I thought illiteracy and lack of comprehensibility were your only delimma. Now I should add witchcraft! This is what you have been doing ever since, springing out sources and lying with them. Now I have killed you with your own bullet. Coldplay89, shellacked by the Nigerian superior gunfire! Here's the breakdown of payment from the link YOU brought. I didn't even go beyond the first page to prove you a poker faced liar!!! I told you UN payment is calculated by GNP so bigger and richer countries pay more! Kenya is a distant 9th in Africa with a laughable GDP of $53 billion! How can she be one of the highest in the world when she's not even in Africa! Beclouded messtard www.nairaland.com/attachments/4355143_2016101412_20_09_jpegca7c39177dd35681534e8ec38cbee861 www.nairaland.com/attachments/4355144_2016101412_19_22_jpegae49f2708c26ab19620882d67a28ff65 www.nairaland.com/attachments/4355145_2016101412_18_06_jpeg0cccf3089066ab873ced0bf952954118 |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 12:10pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
Coldplay89: 1 Like
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Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 11:56am On Oct 14, 2016 |
Coldplay89:Stop trying to shift the goal post, looney. You have made your submission and I am to prove that Kenya paid what she's been owing . Full stop! Are you genetically compromised? Are you a hybrid mutant? Stop ovulating like a biittch! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 11:53am On Oct 14, 2016 |
Coldplay89: Your links have all been contradictory from claiming there are 70% poor Nigerians to 61% and finally to 80 million and 1 million!!!! You can't read your link before posting because you're congenitally limited in mental development and innately sterile in intelligent discuss. If at your age you can't sieve dirt from facts with Google, then you are mentally inferior to domestic dogs! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 11:44am On Oct 14, 2016 |
Coldplay89:You want me to show you in evidence that Kenya paid its arrears owing to the UN? Good! I will! And after I do, it is pure trolling I will unleash on you. No more pretence at intellectual debate with a patriotic illiterate like you. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 11:25am On Oct 14, 2016 |
Coldplay89:If the lawd appeared to me in a dream now and asked of me what I need most, I would say it is for you to be given common sense and comprehension abilities. If this fails then I will ask that you be transported to the synagogue for permanent residency! You're beyond human redemption! What you wrote up there and the underlined part clearly shows services and not financial remittance! Kenya provides cargo transportation and fuel as Afghanistan provides agricultural equipments! Beclouded simpleton! What's Kenya's stipulated financial contribution? orue 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 10:56am On Oct 14, 2016 |
Coldplay89:Lolz, go back to school, my student. I can't keep dummying down to your level! Kenya paid years of its debts! Kenya is so broke she's been owing for years! So when she paid up, it doesn't mean she's amongst the most financial contributors. You're a clown! I have given you the standard list. Go read up. Mumu! Afghanistan was in your list of most contributors to the UN! Kenyan educational system in display for the world to see 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 10:51am On Oct 14, 2016 |
[s] V0lv0:[/s] [b]What's the matter now? You're afraid to quote me directly! If your enlarged clitøris isn't bigger than your entire brain mass you will realise Kenya is a primitive country with a wretched $53 billion GDP, 42 percentage power grid distribution , 40% poverty rate, still practising mobile banking because your country can't afford world standard banking institution and infrastructure causing your primal citizens to still be carrying money in their SIM cards, when the rest of Africa has gone on to internet banking! Nigeria's power distribution is 50%, we're doing internet banking, has only 33% poor citizens and have a middle class bigger than the entire population of Kenya! You're a ghetto bird, a slummy, dick-groping hoe whose education never progressed beyond idle chitchat and gossips from your male customers. Damn! I heard your vagina walls are so slacked from fisting you can't even control your pee, it leaks out when you cough or laugh involuntarily. Nigeria is the first country in Africa to build and launch an all black satellite into orbit, biittch. We're a space power. We have multinationals firms and companies scattered across Africa. Could you Point me to Kenyan multinationals in Africa? What's Kenya's PPP or international clout? Does Kenya have a voice in international African affairs? Or dictate the pace of African politics? Ekpa!!! Your countrymen and women were dying from wild animals until the British set up a game reserve for you. Kenya has the largest slums in all of Africa! Africa has 20 slums in 53 countries with a rough estimated population of 1 billion people, how did tiny insignificant Kenya with just 45 million take the first position in slums having 7 most decrepit slums in Africa and no.3 in the world? You should be sold off as a sex slave to ISIS to compensate for you birth deficit and natural mundanity. When tourist visits Kenya they come to see wild animals and sympathise with the human-apes like you and your ancestry for their inability to evolve beyond wild animals and jungle baboons. No wonder you laugh like a Hyena and trade your vagina as bonobos trade handshake! Your panties are as dirty as your slums and your vagina cysts has progressed like a behemoth cancer into your brain cells for you, a slumming biittch to compare your backwater Kenya with Nigeria which is better and more influential and powerful than Kenya can ever be. Two bit petty hustling prostitutê! [/b] 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 10:13am On Oct 14, 2016 |
Coldplay89: You waited over 24hrs to come up with a fictional JPEG! You're a fraud and a quack! In the course of this argument you have been citing disreputable and unverifiable sources which have contradicted every one of your statement. Kenya paid its dept in arrears for the UN. You're a Google-bothering illiterate who should be quarantined from any intellectual arena. Please, dümmy, the levies paid by member countries in the UN is calculated by their GNP (Gross national product) and Kenya is way, way, way back! Your list has Afghanistan which has been in war for decades and has parallel government and in deep socio-political and economic crises . You're a joke , a disgrace and a little foolish thief with the brian power of a desert lizard. Your brain produces more filth than your anus, idiot. Here's a comprehensive list of the most contributors to the UN, from 2013-2015. Lying bozo 3 Likes 2 Shares
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Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by lezznjr: 11:08pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
RealestG:Ok, wish you a successful fück! And focus on pleasing her to take your mind of the sweetness! Nothing beats the feel of being inside a pussy, bro. It's a man's most secured fortress 1 Like |
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by lezznjr: 10:53pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
RealestG:Seun uncensored pussy? Let me see....that should be the best thing he ever did in NL for that's my favourite word. The act of fücking like driving, table tennis and football must be learnt even if you're the son of Eros or Zeus! However endurance is the key for most men. If you drink , get two bottles of Stout and groundnut or Goldberg and watermelon. It will help you prolong the burst of your penile dam. And there's nothing as an inexperienced girl. As long as she's lodged some few dicks, she's already had a mental expectation of what a good or bad fück is. It is your given responsibility to eclipse that expectation. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by lezznjr: 10:26pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
RealestG:It's your call. If your girl isn't a virgin, every lousy virgin fück you give her will send her wondering why she left her boyfriend RealestG:The concept of a virgin boy will turn most girls off. RealestG:condom won't prolong your release when you don't even know how a püssy feels like with a raw dick. You will splatter before your dick even get completely swallowed up. |
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by lezznjr: 9:39pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
RealestG:Hahahahaha, so you're a virgin? Lolz. The chance you're going to disappoint her fück-wise is high! You can't escape that. Start practising with a red light district hoe before she comes. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 9:23pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
herbie27:Lolz, if you see it as just mental game, you will learn not to take it seriously. I sent you a mail. |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 8:00pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
herbie27:Isn't that the beauty and power of mobile internet? The immediacy of dispatch and multitasking! By " ...it just happens", you mean you give back in equal measure when provoked sometimes? |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 7:42pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
herbie27:Lolz! That's because anti spam bot was what got me! I do six months ban twice. kills the forum ban like that . You're fighter too? it's not common getting month's ban! |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 7:23pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
Benita27:That 1 day ban seemed like eternity having to watch you play from behind steel bars. |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 7:23pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
Benita27:That 1 day ban seemed like eternity having to watch you play from behind steel bars. |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 5:20pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
[s] Fidha254:[/s] [b]First off, your write up is poorly constructed and riddled with wrongly placed punctuation and basic blunders! You're Intellectually crippled, emotionally vacant and logically hollow! How I got into an intellectual debate with you still beats me! Little , blazing baboon! How can Kenya be the largest African contributor to the UN when the UN determines each members' contribution by measuring their GNP, per capita income in relation to external debts? Kenya lags behind in GNp and per capita income in Africa as she isn't even within the first 15 in Africa. You're a cassava-chewing billy goat. When you're factually besieged, you desperately try to wiggle your way by uncorrelated argument. Kenya only paid her debts in arrears to the UN! Your education never progressed beyond blog searches. Kenya is not among members of the AU that are financial heavyweights. End of story! Your UN story is not only false but portrays you as a petty fraud with poor logical ability. Stupid , blooming ignoramus! Are you manufacturing stories from your village occult shrine? Wealthy countries take up the financial burden of all multinational organisations be it UN, EU, AU,ECOWAS or SADC. Wasted fool. In The UN it is the US, Japan,Germany,UK, France, etc , in EU, it is, Germany,UK,Feance. In ECOWAS it is chiefly Nigeria, Ghana to a lesser degree. In AU it is Nigeria, South Africa, Libya Egypt, Angola.... How did little insignificant , dirt-poor Kenya beat this protocol and standard to become the highest in the UN? Bedazzled wizard! [/b] ***Modified*** That link you furnished about kenya contributing $5 million to global fund for HIV. .... actually Kenya pledged $5 million. There's a difference between pledging which is a promise to pay than "contributed" which is to have already paid it. You're a goat-fücking illiterate with an IQ smaller than your girl friend's clitøris. Also the AU contribution is a yearly affair for ever, the global fund pledge is a once-in-a-life-time payment. May the lawd help you and cure you from your unique illiteracy! 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 1:16pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
Lawlahdey:Alright, my reserved beauty. I will seek you out later. Sleep tight while I ride these Kenyan minions into Beelzebub's dome and let his pixies anal-fist them for fun. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 1:11pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
[s] Fidha254:[/s] DrivebyKiller isn't a friend! I am he! You show same symptoms of chronic dyslexia like your compatriots here! I scalp fools especially foreigners who are fledging dummies like you! First, we aren't talking UN, which I will address later. No one mentioned UN here so you are already showing hysterical dementia here by introducing the UN from nowhere! I stated about the AU and it is being sustained for years by 5 African countries and Kenya isn't amongst them. Do you disagree with that postulation of mine?? Bedazzling daft claiming knowledge! Wasted scum of humanity, you didn't notice V0lv0 started the insult. Or you lost your remembrance deep inside her acidic püssy? Retardêd idiot! 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 12:27pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
Lawlahdey:There's enough time to sleep! Life is just for a moment and the lights are fading fast. Come dance with me under the kaleidoscope of the burning passion of my desires for you |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 12:19pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
Lawlahdey:I take that as a yes , babe. You lighten the dark regions of my heart with your fair charms already! Welcome to my life! First, I will be showing you my bedroom; it's spacious and colourful with nice window drapery and silky sheets! There's enough space to play hide and seek. |
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