Benita27:
My name?, this is just an alternate while i always pass you having an e-fight. That's quit a personality.

Benita27:
Funny you.
Thanks for the compliment.

That's quit a taste you have there.

Benita27:
A man's food is another's poison.

dollyjoy:
Am darker than charcoal yet my boo can't get enough of me.


that lady is suffering from serious self esteem. God forbid i bleach my skin because of a guy.

Jumaii:
She is suffering from Low Self Esteem. Be confident in your own skin regardless. #blackdontcrack

tanteta:
PLEASE HELP!! For a while now I have not been able to update apps or download any app from google playstore. It keeps pending my downloads and update processes while reportedly waiting for wifi connection. What should I do. I use gionee P6. Thanks

Creamish:


Damn Lezznjr... Have mercy naa!!

Lucasbalo:
Dump a-s alley cat. I don't eat carbohydrates for breakfast, lunch and dinner like you. I am showing my face and you punk can't show yours, who is being anonymous. Bumbling fool.

As an American emigrant, you survive on food stamps and charity! Flaming phagot! What you need my face for?

Is that the game? You belly-struttering rectum -bandit?

You pose as an American to prey on teenage African buthole?

You should be cremated alive and your ashes given to Beelzebub and his pixes to smoke on! Imp hammering about my pics to gauge if he'd send me a PM.

Sexually mal-adapted sociopath

Lucasbalo:
Go choke on your own vomit fool. Faceless circus punk.

alright I take that one-liner as an implicit admission of defeat.

Be a good boy next time and be proud of where you're from. nairaland is filled with little punks like you feeding on internet anonymity and claiming whatever their unwashed fingers could chirp out.

Your diction is poor, your mannerisms are pure naija. Everything about you reeks of Owo and Starch, Amala and Ewedu , Akpu and Ofe Ora.....

Little scheming twirp!

Lucasbalo:
Lobotomized subhuman mongrel. Show your hideous face. Skunky squirrel hiding his face and trying to mouth off anonymously.

This little dunderhead is suffering from his own delusions of persecution!

Have I debated about your looks? Yet you ask for my pic! Did I declare for trump or Hilary? Yet you call me a trump supporter! You're suffering form chronic mental disturbances and perceptual inhibitions!
What you're being called out for is your disregard for a people and their country (Nigeria)

You should be in an observatory lab being looked after by behavioural therapists. Perhaps you're already there and you're handed a phone with internet to test your residual schizophrenia?

Tell me, do they diss like this in America?

Oafish degenerate doofus

Lucasbalo:
Mental dwarf, my identity is not hidden like you. Guys like you are just bumbling fools. Come over and let me take you to Klan land in Indiana and you will be hung upside down on a cross by the Klan friends of your Trampy Racist idol you worship. Anonymous fool.

You are an Intellectually sterile minion! Have I yet stated my political leaning? Hallucinatory bonobo-chimpanzee!

And you think citing American cities makes you one? First generation asylum-seeking, financially-depraved beachcomber is what you are!

Your choice of words, use of English scream everything but American! Bloody cøck-sucking shammer!

Go to a roadside bar and flaunt your fraud. Ole identity.

And before I forgot, you should look for your heritage where you left it to become a vagabond without history or identity.

American my ass, sorry yours!

Lucasbalo:
Thank you for telling me what i am since you know me more than myself bumbling fool. America is your country and not mine according to you. Keep drowning in your sorrow.

Lucasbalo:
Keep wasting your meagre resources on a place you will never set your foot on. If you are this devoted to Nigeria, she will be a much better country now. Wasted generation.

SalomonKane:
Don't worry, there's sure to be another one.

Lawlahdey:
I wept
How did i miss the fun

DissTroy:


He's been viewing for some minutes now but too stunned or ashamed to launch a counterattack.

He'd be lurking to launch a supposedly random attack on a random thread.

I believe you'd have gotten my message on the 'other side' by the time you read this.

EmperorLee:




Lmaoooo.... You were too hard on him though, now he has deactivated... Fun is over already


Do not loose guard yet hey, cos he will be back to try again

DissTroy:
Damn! The psychotic Missclassy/Stunchlord/Newsherif/Hattchett deactivated before I came back online?

That's two monikers deactivated in a day. More to go.

Let me lead you to your personal Hades. [b]Quote me with your alternate, rectum-craving dingbat! [/b]

MlMZY:
L.ezz , K ay

Knightngale:
this is wicked

EmperorLee:



Lol I guess it's all fair then...





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EmperorLee:



Na person born this guy oo . Give am chance make hin find hin feet first na

Hattchett:



How many times have I opined that I am not missclassy, or have you used the discerning part of your brain to wipe fïrstéva's reeking cünt?

It's sickening a man your age would be on cyberspace chasing after teenage girls who you could father for sex. Have times have you been rejected? It's no longer a coincidence that it keeps happening. Fact is you are broke, ugly, unkempt and with the mentality of cavemen.

Your dirty linens are littered all over NL

If I were you relative, I'd exchange you for less than a cowrie.

You have never truly live your essence for existing. It's all in your hollow head. Lies, lies and deceits are what you make of your wretched life.

Ewu!

Hattchett:



How many times have I opined that I am not missclassy, or have you used the discerning part of your brain to wipe fïrstéva's reeking cünt?

It's sickening a man your age would be on cyberspace chasing after teenage girls who you could father for sex. Have times have you been rejected? It's no longer a coincidence that it keeps happening. Fact is you are broke, ugly, unkempt and with the mentality of cavemen.

Your dirty linens are littered all over NL

If I were you relative, I'd exchange you for less than a cowrie.

You have never truly live your essence for existing. It's all in your hollow head. Lies, lies and deceits are what you make of your wretched life.

Ewu!

SalomonKane:
I'm actually preparing to go enjoy a cold bottle of my regular beer before that glorified failure decided to show his cheesy face here.

Hattchett:

Nice fold that piece and give to your fellow wankers, I'm sure it would make their dîcks erect.

This idîot have really lost touch with reality. You boast of bedding girls on cyberspace? It's just like my younger sister saying she has a doll to play with and it's in her English text. Do you realise how stüpid that sounds?

I would have proposed you go to an hospital for mental treatment, but I fear your case is above the ability of man.

Local prostitutes even have more dignity than you do.
Were you not disgraced last year by fîrsteva who you a$slick tirelessly? Repulsive hypocrite. I wish nairalanders could see you for who you are. Some time back, you and your surrogate son(sonofwank) combined to curse out laveda_ who's tagged the awon wêrey slave queen, but amazingly, you now want to stick your dïck there? Lol.

I'm not püssy-crazed like you who would sex anything.

Nasty 49-year-old ape. May your guts be used by hilly billy psychos for lunch.

You don't have lines, dopey looney!!! You always hide in an alternate to scream at me and it's always about girls! girls ! and more girls!! But I'm always ready, my trolling reservoir never runs dry.....weather you come in an alternate or main handle, I will unzip you like a duffel bag and suture you up carelessly like medical students do cadaver for experiment!

SalomonKane:
The certified idiotic simpleton will forever be hunted by the ways of men who aren't ashamed to overtly show their sexual prowess, both online and offline.

If the nitwit had a semblance of sense in that mashed up organ he call a brain, he would have been able to know lies from truth.

No wonder, it's people like him who queue up and wait their monthly ration of two cups of rice from people like Ayo Fayose, just so they can be used as sacrifice when the time is near.

It seem the realms of stomach infrastructure has spilling into Nairaland, where people live the life of many moniker just so they can attain online relevance which can feed off their damaged and battered offline miserable existence.

Oh what a shame!!!.

Hattchett:



Ah! Am so dead. Am convulsing in fits and shivering in trepidation because of your empty threats. Brainless weevil.

Up till now you are still short of sense? You will die prematuredly from your pent-up emotions before you find that which you seek, and as your condemned soul transtion to the afterlife would be when I come to guide you to mount doom.

You are so worthless and pitiable. Poor sad boy. You are so pained you have nothing on me to blackmail like you do other nairalanders. Struggling fûckwit.

You must be wondering how I always manage to elude you. Don't worry, my compromising screenshots are coming up soon.
Curse and howl as you please, I ain't ruffled.
No wonder the poor girl didn't win the contest. It's not difficult to guess it's because she surrounded herself with hyenas with failed lives.

Retårded swine!

SalomonKane:
Well I don't give a damn about her dress or her sneakers, what caught my eye is her damn beautiful figure. Shorty gat hips I must say.

L.ezznjr, Are you see what I am saw?

Hattchett:



Huge pile of trash. If it isn't the sex-starved nigga who travelled down all the way to the east just to score a little girl's cünt and still got his lame ass handed back to him.

And you talk of pervision? I see you have no sense of pride and self-respect. I understand you are a lonely virgin hence your frustration bearing to the fore. Tell me, how has writing boring sex tales relieved your frustration? Porn would have been a better idea, but sadly, you'd have to wånk to death afterwards.

Old fool!