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Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 8:19pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Benita27:Baby, I love e-brawling, won't deny it. As I converse with you here,there are folks who don't like it and and will morph into alternates to brawl me out what's a guy to do? I have to scalp them into kebabs, dear. Tell me your main handle, babe. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 7:52pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Benita27:That's so easy when you're the subject of my observations! What's your name? I have dubbed you sparkling Benita already. |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 7:28pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Benita27:I am aware most men have a feverish desire for light-skinned girls, I hold no grudge. Perhaps, I seem to be aware that light-skinned girls have pigmentation flaw in their inner thighs owing to our weather. And such skin do not hold scare or blemish well. Welts tend to distort the flawlessness of the skin and it could have an impact on the longevity of the erêction of a phallus.... So I spied your DP-- I find your black sparkling illumination. I have this desire to buy you white gold ornaments to grace your neck and earlobes and watch them glitter like stars in a dark sky. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 6:47pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
dollyjoy:You're coffee brown with milky smoothness |
Romance / Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by lezznjr: 6:46pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Jumaii:I have always found dark skinned girls sexually appealing with a sense of having better sexual endurance I know it's all down to perception. But darker girls are my default preference. 13 Likes |
Phones / Re: How To Make Your Browsing Fast Like Jet On Glo Network by lezznjr: 6:00pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
tanteta: Saw this late: i believe you have set your apps to update only on WiFi connection by default. Go to settings and set it to update by local data connection |
Foreign Affairs / Re: CNN/ORC Poll: Hillary Clinton Won The 2nd US Presidential Debate 57% To 34% by lezznjr: 5:01pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Creamish:Lolz! He asked for it, condescending on a people and their country. 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: CNN/ORC Poll: Hillary Clinton Won The 2nd US Presidential Debate 57% To 34% by lezznjr: 3:01pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Lucasbalo:As an American emigrant, you survive on food stamps and charity! Flaming phagot! What you need my face for? Is that the game? You belly-struttering rectum -bandit? You pose as an American to prey on teenage African buthole? You should be cremated alive and your ashes given to Beelzebub and his pixes to smoke on! Imp hammering about my pics to gauge if he'd send me a PM. Sexually mal-adapted sociopath 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Foreign Affairs / Re: CNN/ORC Poll: Hillary Clinton Won The 2nd US Presidential Debate 57% To 34% by lezznjr: 2:50pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Lucasbalo:alright I take that one-liner as an implicit admission of defeat. Be a good boy next time and be proud of where you're from. nairaland is filled with little punks like you feeding on internet anonymity and claiming whatever their unwashed fingers could chirp out. Your diction is poor, your mannerisms are pure naija. Everything about you reeks of Owo and Starch, Amala and Ewedu , Akpu and Ofe Ora..... Little scheming twirp! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: CNN/ORC Poll: Hillary Clinton Won The 2nd US Presidential Debate 57% To 34% by lezznjr: 2:41pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Lucasbalo:This little dunderhead is suffering from his own delusions of persecution! Have I debated about your looks? Yet you ask for my pic! Did I declare for trump or Hilary? Yet you call me a trump supporter! You're suffering form chronic mental disturbances and perceptual inhibitions! What you're being called out for is your disregard for a people and their country (Nigeria) You should be in an observatory lab being looked after by behavioural therapists. Perhaps you're already there and you're handed a phone with internet to test your residual schizophrenia? Tell me, do they diss like this in America? Oafish degenerate doofus 5 Likes 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: CNN/ORC Poll: Hillary Clinton Won The 2nd US Presidential Debate 57% To 34% by lezznjr: 2:30pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Lucasbalo:You are an Intellectually sterile minion! Have I yet stated my political leaning? Hallucinatory bonobo-chimpanzee! And you think citing American cities makes you one? First generation asylum-seeking, financially-depraved beachcomber is what you are! Your choice of words, use of English scream everything but American! Bloody cøck-sucking shammer! Go to a roadside bar and flaunt your fraud. Ole identity. And before I forgot, you should look for your heritage where you left it to become a vagabond without history or identity. American my ass, sorry yours! 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Foreign Affairs / Re: CNN/ORC Poll: Hillary Clinton Won The 2nd US Presidential Debate 57% To 34% by lezznjr: 2:13pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Lucasbalo:Drooling dopey, you're living in a world that's only existing in your little head filled with cheap crack! American wannabe! You think that sh1t still sells? You must be a bedbug with an alarmingly low self-worth. Blazing offshoot of an identity thief! 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Foreign Affairs / Re: CNN/ORC Poll: Hillary Clinton Won The 2nd US Presidential Debate 57% To 34% by lezznjr: 2:01pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Lucasbalo:First off, you aren't an American! You're a 1st generation immigrant struggling with identity crisis and a conflicting need of national-reorientation. The only thing stupider than your assertion up there is your blunt disregard of a people and their country which you come in as a 'guest'. You're far worse than Trump whom you try to bedevil. 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 12:56pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
SalomonKane:[b]It won't be for long, bro. They often come back with alternates to seek revenge! My flirting has earned me friends and foes --male and female alike-- who are perplexed by my sheer deviltry and unconventional approach to norms of romantic convention. Pansy dandies spy women in Romanceland here and play the good guy to be seen as "date-able" But An inexorable, relentless, fücking fücker like me, broke all the conventional rules and score where they fail. These blunt losers are here dissing about the futility of scoring with girls online but they are the moronic, trepidatory scumbags who open threads with an alternate to lament about a heartbreak over a girl in Nairaland! Isn't that what this thread has been? To score with Mimzy who the OP, stunchlord/Hattchett/Decker/ Grong/ Chase77 has been bleeding to have? And the son of coward whose father married his mother as a line of least resistance after being serially rejected by average-looking women still manages to display his father's inferior DNA on the pages of nairaland. I will always write in two colours; black for the ladies and red for little imps who ogle at online girls but are afraid of the prospect of rejection and lack the tools to tread the paths to their hearts. [/b] 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 12:18pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Lawlahdey:I tried to wake you up, darl, but you just would not rise from my Mandingo-slumber |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 4:46pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
DissTroy:I got it bro. I can see him viewing with the 'H' moniker. I've loaded up my gun I'm over-bored on the run Hattchett hello, hello? Patched, how low, how low? Come face the light, entertain me Still have a dirty word to spare you Forever waiting for someone to bury me Died by my grave with your spade you 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 4:22pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
EmperorLee:I always expect my adversaries 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 4:21pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
DissTroy:He has 'em in dozens! Still waiting. |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 4:17pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
MlMZY:Sweetheart, see wetin your beauty dey cause nah! If I know say na so e go be........of course I would still have taken the plunge into the sea of your mystery and warmth. You're worth all the chirping my fingers have been churning ever since we met. |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 4:07pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
Knightngale:Here's comes my heart's pendulum. But I haven't started, babe. Watch from the sidelines! It could get bloodier and I don't want you splattered when I take you deeper tonight. |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 4:05pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
EmperorLee:Check his hattchett handle !! First time he tried this stunt was I'm February and he came charging about me flirting with women just few days after I came after mimzy...... That girl's edges keep my breathing laboured; I had to have her Then he launched the stunchlord handle to bedazzled Mimzy, he failed and I don't blaim him, why should mimzy go for a broke, prosthetic nigar after taking a taste of Leslie...... He picked up some new personals which he assumes are facts to brawl with me. Woe betide the man who told him he can . |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 3:48pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
EmperorLee:He's an alternate!!! And when an alternate steps on my toes, I have only one goal: to make him realise alternate doesn't work with me!!! 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 3:44pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
Oya, where's hattchett?? Take this short one for refreshments why we tarry for round 3: Your father was nothing put a guinea pig in the observatory lab of primatologist.....you're the end product of that experiment. Bloody offshoot of an inferior disposable reprobate 6 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 3:37pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
Hattchett:(part 1) Boy, you keep making allusion to my age!!! If I'm 49, then your mother must be Jane,my dirty little hoe who I insisted give me head with a condom on! Did she tell you my name? Biittch must have bitten a hole into my condom to keep my 5k per month charity donation coming ceaselessly. When your dirty, dumb mother fell on her knees to suxk my dick, i had a condom on. Whôring biittch must have bitten a hole into it to have me plant my seed in her womb. But her stupidity was so enormous it overwhelmed my genius to produce a baboon like you. (Part2) Every good Nairalander ought to swoon with joy and elation for your murder by my hands. You represent a century of encircled failures of your family lineage who are perennially the missing human link that never crossed the evolutionary phase of great apes into human species. Wasted scum of human flesh Miserable human fiend! 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 3:37pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
Hattchett:(part 1)Boy, you keep making allusion to my age!!! If I'm 49, then your mother must be Jane,my dirty little hoe who I insisted give me head with a condom on! Did she tell you my name? Bitch must have bitten a hole into my condom to keep my 5k per month charity donation coming ceaselessly. But I'm wowed!!! My genius couldn't override your mother's stupidity which can only be measured in exabytes. (Part2) 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 3:22pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
Dear, Hattchett/Decker/missclassy/grond/ why aren't you spontaneous? I hate to wait. Why your snail brain is still working up some lines, have this for a long read: [b]You blazing offspring of gaudy, gala-yearning prostitute. I know your life is one empty hall of neglect and dejection. How else can one explain the hysterical emotional anguish that could necessitate you to operate with a female handle for two whole years in Nairaland!!! If only your mother learnt to close her legs, if only she was a little more selective, you would have been able to identify your father and he would've tutored you into being a man, not a transgendered milquetoast with a chronic personality disorder but she opened the doors to her condyloma-ravaged vagina with the frequency and indiscriminate manner of Heathrow international Airport!!! That's why you are born fatherless, with a recurring, inflexible mental and emotional maladaptation!!! You use your decker account to pretend to be a level headed guy, but your main intent is to fish for ladies.....you failed!!! You created missclassy to woo yourself and create a false aura around yourself for two fücking years until you were bursted. Seems the failure-magnet is glued to your very skin, it just gets attracted to you in everything! And you begrudge me for my skills with women online? You need a father to mould your fragile and despicable spirit into a man. I am ashamed of you, if only for coming to life as part of my gender!!! Cursed progeny of envy and bitterness!!! [/b] 9 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 3:16pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
SalomonKane:Lolz, the guy's been orbiting around my elife to define his. Seems I have more influence on him than the man who he claims sired him 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 3:12pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
[s] Hattchett:[/s] You don't have lines, dopey looney!!! You always hide in an alternate to scream at me and it's always about girls! girls ! and more girls!! But I'm always ready, my trolling reservoir never runs dry.....weather you come in an alternate or main handle, I will unzip you like a duffel bag and suture you up carelessly like medical students do cadaver for experiment! Your entire existence is not even worth the five minutes _fuck and sweat your parents perspired to conceive you. You're the wrath of the gods on them for their sins. You're an oafish regenerate saphead born with a natural trepidation for püssy, you're the afterbirth of a baboon's parturition. Stupid knucklehead. One more expletive from you, and I'll hurl you back to your fluid-era and make sure your daddy used a condom to spare humanity its worst malignancy . Nature's factory error you are. Bastardo!!! 11 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 2:54pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
SalomonKane:hehehehe, slow bro. I'm going to bury that little changeling just for fun.....been thinking it was going to be another boring Saturday noon before my evening swizzle. |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 2:43pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
Hattchett:Rubbish!!! How do we explain the extent of your mental retardation that compelled you to use missclassy moniker as a female to hunt Nairaland chicks for 2 years and failed!!! Isn't that why you hate me this bad!!! You can't do what I do except you come in the guise of an alternate! Don't even think of treading this path with me; you will end up like every spermatozoa that ran into your mother's acidic püssy: sudden death! she had to rely on charity insemination from the coprse of a convicted armed-bandit to conceive you. That's the only explanation one can give for your rare pervertedness. Oya, go ask mommy your father's real identity. Lost son! 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Hit Or Miss: Lady Steps Out In Dress And Sneakers. (photos) by lezznjr: 2:29pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
SalomonKane:She looks sexy with curvy edges and nice ass. That's the only thing I see. |
Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezznjr: 2:22pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
Hattchett: [b]And here he comes! Stunchlord,Decker, missclassy, the perverted sociopath who hates me because I e-bleeped all his crushes Psychoneurotic invalid with chronic emotional mismanagement. See how you cry over mimzy's love and attention like a belly-struttering coward hiding from one alternate to another. You played the good guy with your Decker moniker and girls shunned you online like a leprosy-overtaken maggot. And you came in various shades to try out newer methods to get noticed... you sold your soul to Mimzy for elections? Losing resides with you and you're never winning. Not when you keep whining like a dirt worm in contact with table salt whenever you see lezz e-charming girls you can only approach with an alternate! You should be chopped alive into bits and burnt to ashes for being a mindless lunatic crying on the internet over a girl you haven't even met. Curse be placed on your head for bothering the cyber-world with your manic depression and psychopathic malady. What do I call someone who addresses a girl's love hiding under an alternate? A waste of flesh and blood. I am confident if your father could predict you would turn out like this, he would have pulled out of your mother's oozing cünt and ejaculated on her wrinkled laps to avoid your birth. Depressed lunatic [/b] 8 Likes 2 Shares
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