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Omo e dey as if na another leg sef

Nice write up op

I be last born so that 8 and 9 always paned out for me

bros if you die wetin you for yarn God??

Op abeg forget the pastor, na real snake bite you but bros if you die wetin you go yarn God??

adewumiopeyemi:
Nigerian parents deceived us a lot.
As kids, we depended on our parents for a lot of things, and in our eyes, they could do no wrong. Little did we know that they lied to us regularly and sold us dreams. Here are some lies you probably told as a kid.

Na this one dey carry deceive us pass

majour:
If Uve watched iron man 3 you will realize that this shakau of a character is just a face of terrorism, he has nothing to do with the head of boko haram, its a false flag, its the best part Abt modern warfare

Bros I dey feel you, Shekau is just a character who many people portray.

Smellymouth:
I grew up in KD but I am not an Alumni..

Ooo

Smellymouth:
Km 9, Kaduna-Zaria Road,Rigachikun, Zaria, Kaduna ....

Kai bros you know the exact address apart from the Zaria sha but you be alumni neh

I rep Turkish college Kaduna
#turkgang

adonbilivit:
he has bleeped her to the point that he has no blood left in him. look how dry he looks. take him to kirikiri let those pussy starved bad guys in there "pour" back the sperm he wasted on that girl. make them tear him nyash.

Bro this your comment is golden

fayded:
someone sent me this..I ve asked her to translate it,but no way..nd I can't just be downloading app because of this stuff..so..anyone who understands Hausa here..abeg..interpret
Zan FIta anjuma zan dawo
Kaji
Amma fa kaci abinci
Banda kuka
Baka gane in ba.

"I would be going out later
But you should eat food apart from kuka soup
Don't you understand "

ib4real95:
we need an answer abeg!

I tell you bros

Why is it that whenever they murder person for Nigeria, the person trouser go miss na

Explorers:
From the Great Pyramid built almost 3000 years ago with over 2million stones weighing 2.5 tons each to the Palm Islands in Dubai, built of islands that had to be constructed from rock and sandstone, to stepping out onto an oval glass ring above the Grand Canyon.

These are just a couple of amazing constructions found around the world and here are some of the greatest feats of engineering that we think are worth a mention.




http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/04/travel/engineering-feats/

Explorers I dey imagine how you scatter your university project, chaii bros your ability to make interesting topics na die

AniseMutiu:
Hello Bro I want to study pharmacy at ABU. Can I choose them as both my first choice and second choice.

No you can't and even if you can it would be like putting all your eggs in one basket, just put another school as the second choice

Omo na Muslim babe dey dress like this

Abeg wetin all of our engineers dey study for school sef and I no know why person go pad building funds sef

How is this suicide when his legs are on the floor, my guy there was murdered and hanged.


By the way Merry Christmas peeps

Nice write up op!!!☺

E dey as if Lala dey give front page bonanza dis Christmas fa

ladenz:
Let's pray they don't strike ' most hardest'.

I tell you bros, e dey as if na motivational speech we dey give those guys sef. I just hope we no go hear death of soldiers or bombings of civilians sha

They should stop saying this cuz anytime dey announce that boko haram have been defeated, the group strike more harder

onyinye1:
I need a fairly used tecno c8 and infinix note 3 for urgent purchase. My budget is 25kAbuja residents only. Call me on 08093905551.

Check this guy out
https://www.nairaland.com/3526900/very-clean-camon-c8-sale

And my brother you came to Nairaland to announce it, so what of if she's on nairaland won't she recognize the undies and know you are lying

But upon all the money wey dis guy make, he no fit go change boxers

Akshow:
dead!

Classic bro

Masterclass32:
Check out name na . . . "FLATONJA".

This guy no get joy o.

Na Hybrid baby ai

Mskrisx:
I almost killed myself on the bath tub!

U gat talent bro!

Thanks

Mskrisx:
Guy u dey mad gaaan!

Omo na true I talk oo

olasha1:
Lols flatonja. U are d badest..

Lols when ever I see their online ranting n fighting. I quickly call my wife 'babe ur people don start ooo' when she see the afonja too she replicate and we both laff it off..

There was a day she called me and tell me of a Monica here called AMTAKING. she said it seem this her sister is confuse and does not know where to stand. because she is either afonja today n Igbo tomorrow.. Lols

olasha1:
Lalasticlala hope its not only snake that hit FP Or expose Bobby of cosy that get there. boss should I attach the snake I will kill in our farm when I go villa next year b4 it will get to FP Lols.... Na joke ooo

It's still my princess birthday

This little flatonja fine oo