Anybody with window phone here?

fumiswtpusy:
I hope they bath atleast once a day considering the fact they are celebrities.even if other yorubas are not neat please they should for the fact they are actors and actress.
For a example I am a yoruba girl with a difference I am extremely very neat to my pant that change regularly.maybe that's why they call me the first,neat,brave and truthful yoruba girl

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The pics were just edited, 'negative' photo edit effect

whitebeard:
Even the river turn black..

aerodee:


You mean like this?
Then everyone has it!!!
Sorry everyone...has same effect with me too (cringy)

I removed the pictures...

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa, can you get the pictures out of my head?

aerodee:


You mean like this?
Then everyone has it!!!
Sorry everyone...has same effect with me too (cringy)

I removed the pictures...

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa

Maglorix:
honestly I just hate animals!

see talk

sseunhayor:
>: i think i watched too much American movies. I was expecting a MiG35 or F16 fighting falcon series... only to see a WW2 antigue...

ah swear

redbeans:

who is this guy?

banky3w:
Mine was around Oct 2015 along Lokoja-Abuja expressway. Was going to Kaduna with a tokunbo 2001 camry from Lagos. I drive very fast and safely. I saw this lone flashy Prado with Niger state government house number plate and tried dusting the car as the driver seems not official..... Casually dressed....... The guy saw me from his high place in the Jeep and started matching my speed we were side-by-side when we got to a town along the road with rampant motorcyclists. I was on the speed lane and he was on the other side when I saw that a motorcyclist was on his lane ahead and thought I will lose him when he brakes but to my horror, the guy started navigating into my lane while pushing me into the little side space before the road separator with my horn blazing and my brakes crunching on the road. I was so close to having an accident that day, my mirror even scratched the separator. I was scared shitless but this fear transformed into raw fury immediately and after escaping this ordeal, I gunned the engine and overtook the Jeep to get in front and sped forward with him in hot pursuit to meet another car on his lane(all this while I was watching my rear view mirror) and he switched to my lane. Not minding what will happen to my rear, I took this moment to have my sweet revenge by slamming real hard on my brakes with both legs(something I never did before). I watched him swerve madly behind both cars and almost running off the road with his brakes screeching and navigating to the sidewalk. I really thought the Jeep would roll over and thankfully, we were clear of where the motorcyclists were plenty or else he would have killed people that day. I resumed my drive while the guy fell behind and I never saw him again till I got home in kaduna. In all my years of driving, I've never been more scared of my any incident both the one done to me or the one I did. I satisfied my rage notwithstanding.

OUTSTANDING!!!

harriet412:


oga goan learn how to quote

Lol

PapiNigga:
This weight loss transformation photo of this Nigerian lady is currently going viral with online users doubting if she's really the same person.

where are the confused people?

Maglorix:
its just the fear of gays and having anything to do with them

ok sir

Mavelshee:
+ I divide 765 by 57 in my head
+ count my teeth with my tongue

helps me last longer in bed too

that mathematics works like charm i use it too

Maglorix:
you are simply homophobic, its normal if you ain't homosexual

homophobic hmmmmm thats new, need to know more

I have phobia for dicks except from mine so anything my dick does, no other dicks interfere, and stay away from from my butt hole

Lol keep up the good work! I am feeling you

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I wish to have his tail

gabinogem:
OP u mean we should spend 1hr or 2hrs gazing at our partner's face after sex!?

hehehehehehheehehehe see this one oo

Gourdoinc NA YANSH GO KILL YOU!!!

nairaman66:
This is the real world, that car can't drive here!! Take it to mars

mars keh! It belongs to sci-fi movies

AlvanT:
You are not even understanding,do you know of Itel5020? Do you know how condition made n.iggas to be using that grade of Java phone? My almighty iPhone 6 fell on the floor and since then has not been recieving network signal to call or browse except through wifi...I'm yet to buy a reuter modem but the owu dey come off and on.Anyone with a good smartphone might not know the value of what he/she has right now cos phone cost wella,but I've learnt alot being partially offline for days now...sh!t is a huge distraction!

how do you even enjoy browsing on the dorado-wap browser? I hate the browser more than my shit

AlvanT:
Some people here are still using java phone,you guys should have mercy now,haba.

you can download from youtube if you can watch it

scarletkinq:
FTC THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY
boy orezis song hmmm

FTC keh? In your dreams

drey69:
"A man without beard is like a lion without its mane"
Lemme coman be going

hmmmm true,

81 million for upgraded danfo?

Rilwayne001:
Some parent will put "BEWARE OF DOG" in front of their house especially when their daughter is 18_22yrs of age. But when the daughter is 30yrs, and not yet married, they will now change it to "YOU CAN GET YOUR ICE BLOCK HERE"..

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5229510_5072828screenshot20170325194327jpeg6b12e845518465c88ca576ff60a75d801_jpeg4d62dc7bc3ae7ba949433f27d7467b4b

hehehehehehehehe true true