tyup:


I feel Adrenalin would make it easy

You are dumb oo,

Nuance is the very slightly noticable difference in something

Awon eleyi ti ya werey

Preciousgirl:


She might also take offence

you don ready to lose your hubby bah?

MrPlato:
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Are You Ok At All

No be you ask for savage reply.... hehehehehehehehehehe e pain am

samysmoothfresh:
Op: give a savage reply to these statements....................the best replies wins

Me: wins what?............the privilege to rid the world of an overly dumb poverty stricken idiot like you or get the chance to castrate you and prevent you producing an offspring more impoverished and dumber than you are?

Savage reply kor sewage comment niii

idiot!!

SAVAGE!1

samysmoothfresh:
Op: give a savage reply to these statements....................the best replies wins

Me: wins what?............the privilege to rid the world of an overly dumb poverty stricken idiot like you or get the chance to castrate you and prevent you producing an offspring more impoverished and dumber than you are?

Savage reply kor sewage comment niii

idiot!!

SAVAGE!1

OLORUN OO

donblade85555:
Buhari:- chaii, Mikel what happening na? why u no butcher those boys?

Mikel:- Mr president, it was not my fault, our defender ekong who caused the penalty was Hot, so he needed to hug someone

Buhari:- why u nor dribble the corotia defence and give the keeper bicycle kick

Mikel:- because my name is Mikel and not ronaldihno

Buhari:- but beat Iceland for your country

Mikel:- if messi couldn't do it, who are we sir?

Buhari:- Wat of the cup you promised us na?

Mikel:- Mr president if cup dae hungry you, just by one from Aba boys.

source/more funny jokes at:- www.laughkillme.com

So funny i forgot to laugh

Where do these people come from, why them full nairaland

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Warheads

vizkiz:


His question requires a specific amount needed before marriage. Your answer was about feeding mouths (which didn't correspond).

What if he is a cassava farmer and he feeds on mostly cassava products?

So you wanna give birth to malnourished kids?

ogbenii

AnonyNymous:
Lol

There's a catch. The one in the BRT asked for TOO MANY permissions. Oh, and they made us install an app before we could connect. An app that asked for call history, storage information, location, etc.

Then it made a request to monitor all traffic going in and out of my phone, through mobile network and WiFi. My phone brought up a popup I'd NEVER seen before telling me only to accept this if its an app I trust.

Do I trust the Nigerian Government? Not at all. I uninstalled their rubbish app immediately. Let them keep their WiFi. I'll use my data in peace lol.

lol smart guy, your head dey there... Shebi you no trust Nigerian government! Me I no trust Google! Some people will just accept everything without thinking of the consequences

Liftkid:
try to break one of the rules so can relate

ah! I no wan relate

Lol

I can't relate,i am a law abiding nairalander, i have never been banned but this is funny

Lmao

CrookBoy:
Welcome to Nigeria
Where a guy uses the side mirror in keke, to look at the fine girl next to him ���

yeh! Them catch me sha

EmekaBlue:
"selectively switch off individual lighting elements when a vehicle approaches in the opposite direction"

Selectively means it could also not be switched off if the driver decides not to in d settings control.

Typical Nigerian who fails to understand what they read

see this ode! Replying me after reading. Who told you to read it in the first place? .. Typical igbo

EmekaBlue:
Cool innovation.

But,Some will use it to blind other drivers while driving

this shows you only viewed the pictures, you didn't read at all, typical Nigerian