Rilwayne001:
Some parent will put "BEWARE OF DOG" in front of their house especially when their daughter is 18_22yrs of age. But when the daughter is 30yrs, and not yet married, they will now change it to "YOU CAN GET YOUR ICE BLOCK HERE"..

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hehehehehehehehe true true

IamEmem:


your booked space no reach 24sqm...try harder

oh! now i get it, he wants to be d first to comment

My advice

sexybbstar:


Is it a crime

Hell No, it's my lucky day!

sexybbstar:


Don't cry baby... Its cool to while away time.

did you just call me baby?

Lol nice

I cant believe i waste precious time i should have use to make deals that worth millions of dollar -to read this

DemonMonkey7:
yes bro

hahahahaha my dream has finally come true,

DemonMonkey7:
then you my brother needs epp! calling.... all Autobots...

'The last knight' don come out?

Nollynude:
Seun and his mods.......una Life don dey spoil small small ooooo

better consult your village people before this thing gets out of hand

like seriously, that thing is annoying...

Op Am still for the burning media oo

LWKMD!!!

I dont need your money

Hmmmm interesting

optional1:
HOW TO KEEP THE LADY YOU ARE DATING:
Do you love your girl and you don't want another
man to snatch her from you? Then do the
following things:

1. Give her plenty of attention. If you give her
attention, she will not seek for attention
elsewhere. Chat with her online via social media or else another man will.

2. Give her listening ears whenever she is
speaking to you. Avoid pressing your phone or reading a newspaper when your girl is talking to you.

3. Do not promise her and fail. Do not promise her what you cannot do. It is better for you to say you don't have than to promise and fail.

4. Do not be stingy. Avoid telling her that you
don't have, you don't have all the time.

5. Be caring. To be caring does not only mean you should be giving her money. There are many ways of showing care; e.g show concern whenever she is sad or in problems; be by her side when she is in problems, do not abandon her in her days of sorrow.

6. Tell her daily that she is beautiful.

7. Tell her daily that you love her.

8. Play with her and joke with her daily.

9. Don't be too hard and don't be too soft. Scold her a little, and pet her a little. Do not over pet or over scold.

10. Love her siblings, and respect her parents.

11. Appreciate her when she helps you to do
something.

12. Allow her to advise you, seek her suggestions and respect her opinions.

13. Respect her.

14. Do not take her for granted.

15. Do not cheat on her.

16. Play with her hairs

17. kiss her on her forehead, cheek and neck. It will pass a good message to her.


18. Let her sit on your lap sometimes.




I dy my house dey do oro come beat me.

ehn?

Mine is 'allahu akbar' 'allahu akbar' from a mosque speaker

oxiide22:
She got pretty eyes

i totally agree with you,

Huh, I have almost the same problem, let see if the poster below me has something reasonable to say

Jarizod:


She Died ..
Her family searched for the picture they will use as her obituary picture..All the pictures on her phone were the ones she was either smoking shisha, bending legs, stretching mouth, carrying flower on her head and the ones her face was looking like domestic animals Like​ Dog & cat.
So they used her mothers picture for the obituary and wrote:
"The daughter of this woman is dead"

Aha! Subuhanalah !!! LWKMD

Hmmmm we cannot underestimate them...

O allah! Forgive our sins, and grant us boundless mercy

SgtKisswhere:


I haven't found the girl that can handle not speaking to her boyfriend for 3-4 days......and all the other stuffs that come with relationships, saying "I love you", calling everytime to ask " how was ur night and all those other stuffs".....don't get me wrong I would willingly do this every 3-4 days but which girl would handle that? When I am ready to do all that, I will get a girlfriend besides my passion is in work for now

looks like we have some things in common

NwaAmaikpe:

Aazu Bismillahi

Somebody can not do FTC on your post again?

And you wasted the FTC
No dedication
No nothing.

what is FTC?

Jarizod:


I don kukuma mention am before e dey ignore..

Lalasticlala

try uploading snake pic and mention him again
it just an option

Jarizod:
Eh sir.. Lalasticlala edakun epp the ministry sir

since all these years, you just dey remember lala?

IdeyFindWife:


hahahahaha, even the brand of id1ocy is going out of fashion sef.

Don't you think he should be mummified so coming generations can see what stoopid looked like in 2017 Nigeria?

subhana laha!!! Choii!! Guy you wicked

mzhorlah:
I didn't switch on my Bluetooth nor hotspot so I don't want any one to connect to me

are you an A.I? if so , can you date a human?

Abortions:
U won't STOP Stealin People's Pishure upandan...u Diz Boi

tribe: A YORUBA AND PROBABLY IMMATURE
age range: NOT DETERMINED YET
gender:NOT DETERMINED YET
stupidy level: LOADING..... PLEASE WAIT...

SorftWerk:
Cancer

Cancers don’t know how to cheat, you’ll find it out right away. You won’t even have to check their phones to find stuff out. They’ll accidentally tell you everything. It will sound something like “It’s crazy how in one day you can go from strangers to lovers with someone”. They’re not talking about you, by the way. Cancers don’t like to cheat though. The reason they cheat is because they’re looking for that one special person. Until they find that person, they won’t stop “looking”, if you know what I mean.

holy crap!!! Guy! Did i tell you my plans of 'looking' for ''one special person?''
how the.......

like seriously, that is me

Like seriously?