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Les: you speak like you ladies don't need sexual satisfaction?? And ya, some guys are gay.

eww...dats disgusting

temigracie: i dont knw y some pple like crying over spilt milk...d deed has been done...fyn,we knw she has made a mistake n am sure she has learnt her lesson....so,wats d way forward??..wat advice can u give her to solve d problem...if u cant b solution to dis prob den u r complictn it....my dear,mayb u shud email d mods or beta still,open anoda accnt....

hi temie, hw u sis? I hv read a lot about you. Take care

audreybrian: I posted the issues i had about my relationship few days back on this forum and discovered that a lot of people wanted me to tag along with him that if not am a gold digger,so i decided to give him another chance since he promised never to cheat on me again.We were out together yesterday when he asked what i was doing on my phone and i told him am on a website where i read interesting stories and he asked me the name of the website.I quickly changed the topic because he might come across my story if i tell him and it will hurt him if he finds out the truth about my feelings for him.I just want my relationship to work.I know he will ask me again so i need your help.Pls guys,how can i delete my topics on nairaland.Pls help.@Mrmickman,pls i dont want you here,am tired of fighting unless you are here to help.Thank you.

my sis, i think you should the moderator to delete the topic. Am glad you have your man back. Stay bless

balamz: Hello! Hausa is a language not a religion don't mixed the two as one.

i know teacher, not only a language but a tribe in nigeria and niger republic.

hausa, fulani and all northern mulsims are hypocrites and deceivers. If jonathan was a muslim and an hausa man, they will still support him till the end.

Truth be told. Boko haram is a tool and mercenaries working for the success of muslims and hausas to have an islamic president in nigeria.

You cant deceive us northerners. Believe a muslim man, blame yourself later. We will never allow nigeria to be like egypt and saudi arabia. Where you dont have rights, where they suppress christians and make them pay certian tax.

Muslims in the north are no different from ISIS in Iraq.

Religion of Piss indeed.

your bomb shall kill you.

old men, give way for young men and women, you will say no. Oya, God don carry you go.

teeo: Another troll

can we do it?

I dont have ebola.

op you have spoken the truth.

Muslims wants to head every organization. It is against the koran for a christian to lead them. That is why they all hate jonathan.

They are the biggest liars and deceivers.

Boko haram is an islamic agenda favourable to all muslims in the north even some north central and south west people are part of it.

Muslims shall never deceive us in this country. We know their tricks.

i wish nigeria can act like israel and clear out all the boko boys. But we cant because the hausa and muslims are supporting and hiding them in their community.

Les: if you are a LovePeddler, be proud of your job but if you are not, why won't you pay the guy for sex??

what is this one saying? Without our veejee you cant get satisafied with sex.

koboko69: Liability is a guy looking for recharge cards

smh

i like it when my booobs is suvk and squeeeze. With deep kissing.

Fvcking me alone is not enough

donfemo: There is no way to overcome it, no one can give u a specific thing to do. The only thing to do is to live with the reality of life and time heals everything.

sounds like you are speaking from experience.

Superstar007: Okay, drop your number

why cant we do it here in nairaland?

lakpalakpa: We are discussing a serious issue, Pls go back to romance section and enjoy yourself.



https://www.nairaland.com/1839284/during-intimate-activities-like-it



After Omisore loses he'll have enough time to suck ya big breaassts...

am also good in politics. Can i join in the discussion.

aww...so touchy.
Try to love again sis

aww...so touchy.

what is bad in offering money while he gets sex from me. Some men sef.

as a man you are suppose to protect her.

lakpalakpa: FFK is a liability to any party he joins..

lakpalakpa stop mentioning my name.

i have so many male friends and they benefit from me.

lindee: Hello nairalanders.m here to update u on d latest gist concerning my first post. let me summarise for d sake of those that were not able to view it.my boyfriend and I got engaged. wev courted for a yr and six months. I was very close to the family. they looked forward to d day of our wedding. he works with one of d new generation banks. wen he was promoted in the bank, he found a new apartment and that was wen our problems started. he suddenly changed.he stopped telling me things. he stopped calling as often as before. he gave out d keys to his room to his female neighbors. whenever I call him to order, he rants and flares up, telling me am a nag.at a point, he stopped calling me. when I paid him a visit for us to talk abt it, he called off our relationship.
now he is bk, pleading to come bk to him.he told me he was duped by some 419guys.he said they used charm on him. he gave them some bank details of his bank.so they stole some money from some customers' bank account. he said nobody knows abt it and he is gradually paying back the money bfor the bank manager finds out. he also gave the 419 guys some of his frnd' s property.
I want you guys to look and judge his story logically and objectively. I sense some lies in his story. ihv moved on like u guys adviced. m OK with my happiness. i jux wanna stay on my own. questions and further advice will b appreciated .

pls dont allow him back, he wants to use you as rebound.

Superstar007: I met this girl on fb and we've been
chatting for 6 months now.

On sallah day, I logged in and saw her online, and we started chatting immediately.

ME: Hello dear
HER: hi barka da sallah.
ME: same to u dear
HER: so where is my sallah gift?
ME: Habba! Big girl like u dey ask for sallah gift?
HER: Abeg oo. I'm nt a big girl oo. U
want to deny me sallah gift abi? ....I quickly went to buy a N500 card
and sent the pin into her chat inbox....
ME: dear manage this pls.
HER: noo, pls I was only joking. I will not take that.
ME: pls pls.
HER: and I refuse. I cnt take anything from u.
....I quickly loaded the card and
transfered it into her line acct...
HER: You think u are smart eh? ....a
minute later, heard an alert. The msg reads ''N1000 was trasfered to you
from...''
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: I told youu, youu shouldn't. ...(this girl wan prove big girl abi?) I used my
last N2000 to buy card, loaded it, making N3000 and sent it to her.

....Some minutes latter, an alert, tang-
tang..''N6000 was transfered to you
from....''
chaiii..this girl wan try me? And I didn't
have any other money on me at the moment so I called my friend and
borrowed the N6000 he
was keeping as his rent, I told
him I will be expecting N24,000 in the next 5min and I will pay him back...I quickly bought a recharge card of N6000, and sent her the
N12,000..and I kept my phone close to
my ear expecting an alert... ten minutes later, instead of message alert, it was a call from her...''Hello dear, just called to thank you for the sallah gift..we'll chat later''

....chaiiiii!!!!(am sweating seriously)
Now, landlord is on my friend's neck
and he is on my neck too! What should I do?

that is quite for. Can we start a chat here? Send me mtn 500 and i will send you 1000:

YorubaJesus: 1.MAKE-UP WIFE: This type of wife doesn't live a day without wearing make up. Even if she's going to bed or to use the toilet or even make a phone call to her hubby, she wants to look her best.

2. BULLY WIFE: This is the kind of wife that beats her husband when he comes home late from work or if she suspects he's cheating. Husbands of this type of woman dare not see her bad side.

3. SPIRITUAL WIFE: We have all heard of them, we don't see them in the physical world, only in dreams. They are perfect in every way only that we can't show them off.

4. LIABILITY WIFE: This wife is a liability, they have no contribution to the home, they expect the man to do everything, pay for everything and anything. What is for the husband is theirs but also what is theirs is theirs.

5. BAD COOK WIFE: She's gorgeous in everyway, ambitious but can't cook even indomie.

6. BAD IN BED WIFE: This woman is boring in bed, she only does missionary and her excuse is other positions are a sin.

7. NAGGING WIFE: This woman complains a lot. She's spends thousands on Brazilian hair but complains Its not fine enough. Her husband buys her a new corolla but she complains that Chioma drives a Range Rover.

8. SUPER WIFE: She does everything to benefit the family. Before her husband cones home from work, she has done the chores, kids homework, put the kids in bed, lit up candles in the bedroom, dished his food in the microwave and lastly her husband meets her in bed with sexy undies.

9. KOLO WIFE: This woman needs psychological help. She acts crazy, her husbands friends are scared of her. She's big and ugly with unkempt hair.

10. HAIRY WIFE: This woman is hairy everywhere. She shares her husbands beard trimmers, doesn't shave her chest or down below hair. She thinks the extra hair makes her extra sexy.

please stop putting my username in your write up, you are disturbing my attention somewhere else.

Thank you

JeffreyJamez: Are you really a liability?

its just a name. I saw a guy name mencade5 here a while ago. He is so funny. Is he hooked up to any lady here?

Andyblaze: Rough with the nurses at yabaleft injecting me plenty injection despite me telling them am alright

hi andyblaze, i always admire you. You sound sexy to me.

#bitg

JeffreyJamez: Your name is scary..... welcome

what is so scary about a name? Tanx

kskpoundz: Op sorry bout dat.do xpect bein bully here cos dey ar fond of dt here.bak to d mater.seriously,a broken relationship is beter dan a broken marriage.so derefor,he's nt ur husband to b daz jst d fact.we so many tyms find oursef in lost & it seems d bst in our eyes.pls 4 ur own sake,remov evrytin dt got to do wit him frm ur lyf & mov on.gud luck

am feeling discouraged already by the comments and getting here. If i want to change the username am using now, how do i go about it? Please help

bosun11: ur moniker chased him away...lol.....u might done sth dat he wants u to figure out urself...or probably its time that u just move on...some men act that way so deal with it

i dont think so.

Nielbaba: liability sounds somhow tho

what if i tell you nielbaba sounds somehow.