This wow. Well done.

Yoruba. Any volunteer?

Someone help,the poster above me can't see clearly.

Chai I don die.someone should pls help me interpret.

Haha. LMao.

That would be in my work place.

tempest01:
Ndito eka....nnyin immewak ke nairaland oh...abadie?

Da, abadie ama aka ufok Abasi mfin?Ake abadie?

Jesus wept!!! Why couldn't she take a walk if she can't bear the man's cheating habits instead of committing murder. RIP to d dead.

Anyway,I am yet to apply. Hope it's not late.

Oh gosh!

Chaplain383:
AKWA IBOM (ANNANG)
(1). Hair..................................... Idet
(2). Eyes.................................... Anyen
(3). Ears.................................... Utong
(4). Nose................................... Aliwuo
(5). Chest................................... Echid
(6). Stomach............................... Ilip
(7). Fingers................................ Nnuon-ubok
(. Knee................................... Edong
(9). Toes.................................... Nnuon-ukod
(10). Head.................................. Iwuo
(11). Mouth................................. Inua
(12). Shoulder............................. Afala
(13). Arm.................................. Inook-ubok
(14). Hand................................ Ubok
(15). Legs.................................. Ukod
(16). Foot.................................. Ikpad
(17). Cheek................................ Mfok
(18). Joy-stick.............................. Efed
(19). Va***na............................. Itud
(20). Umbilicus.......................... Nngen-itud
(21). Abdomen......................... Ilak-ilip
(22). Groin............................... Nnkwa-efed
(23). Bosom............................. Ikpan-eshid
(24). Adam-Apple........................ Ekpa-efed
(25). Thigh................................. Ifookoo
(26). Calf.................................... Akpo-asian
(27). Anckle................................. Itong-ukod
(28). Forehead............................... Eko-iso
(29). Chin.................................... Ebek
(30). Elbow................................ekwong-ubok
(31). Whrist................................. Itong-ubok
(32). Forearm............................. Eko-iso
(33). Weast................................ Isin

Da ame try tutu.

klins4213:
Wives beating hubby these days like say na wrestling...i hope mine wont beat me...cos she has been threatening me of late...

Then you are on a long thing.

Please reconcile back to God. He is waiting with an outstretched hand to embrace u. Don't hesitate.

Mine is Tonight by Westlife.

Mine is 10yrs. Same sim,no welcome back pack etc

Nope. It's too late.

spartacuz:
Obviously, datz a fat lie... Our women are Career women, maybe its ur mum dat talks bout d@ all de tym cos she's jobless... For mine, she's a Banker, aint got no time for side gists... She's always aiming @ making life easier for us by working hard. Ur own case na family issue... So "10 things ur mum does" and not "Akwa Ibom women".. Grow up n earn sm cash daily. Ifu

Kuboro anye ke ado ata ifu idat.

7 and at times 3 when we quarrel.

7 and 3 when we quarrel.

When u are angry, try counting from 1 to 100 by the time you get to 70 or 80, the anger will be gone. Try this it helps a lot.

Very interesting.The last fact is true. My mother and my landlady are still alive while their husbands are no more.

Mine was when I bought a bottle of coke,as I was gulping the content,I noticed a creature-like movement. So I pause to check. Lo and behold it was a dead cockroach. I felt like dying that day but thank God am still alive. I wanted to sue coca cola company but I was pleaded to forgive them. I would have been a millionaire today who knows.

Please don't contemplate suicide,its not the solution. May you be healed by God speedily in Jesus name. Just hold on, help is on the way.

Dotwillis1:
uhn, datz gud o, which chrch do u atnd?

RCCG;The throne of grace parish calabar.

Pls ask Shekau, he is their commandant.

I think he is kneeling before his creator in which before God, we are all the same and the pastor is just a servant of God being used by God for divine mandate.He is there to seek help from his maker and not necessarily kneeling before the pastor. My opinion tho.

Sermon. Nothing beats that for me o. Don't know for others.

Sleep on gallant soldiers.God bless your souls.

Amen. Happy new month to all.

Nonsense.