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Celebrities › Re: Kcee Discovered Iyanya And Harrysong At A Beer Parlour by LieDetector(m): 7:01pm On Oct 10, 2016
olaboy001:
Go back and read the post again
you got me.... Didn't read the post before commenting.
Celebrities › Re: Kcee Discovered Iyanya And Harrysong At A Beer Parlour by LieDetector(m): 7:00pm On Oct 10, 2016
shiimah:
... Do you have issues with reading and comprehending? He said he discovered Iyanya in a bar in Calabar, brought him to Lagos, he paid for his first flight to Lagos(Virgin) and also registered him for MTN project fame... Its not your duty to defend Iyanya, if its a lie, I'm sure Iyanya have read this too, he can defend himself.
E money in one of his interviews admitted that Kcee sponsored his wedding, even E money's wife used to be Kcee's friend(platonic) coz Kcee was more popular back then. Also, after E-money's wedding in d village, Emoney said that Kcee gave him Tfare(20,000naira) back to Lagos and on his way back to Lagos, he received the call that changed his life forever( he won a contract of 2 millionn dollars)... Kcee is really a big brother.
how sure am I this is not kcee quoting me grin.
Education › Re: Bsc In Witchcraft: South Africa Gets A First! by LieDetector(m): 6:24pm On Oct 10, 2016
Degree in witchcraft? Reminds me of Harry Potter grin

Africa and it's lethargic progression Sha.... Whilst the rest of Europe and America are researching on energy alternative to this petrol, South Africa has finalized plans to replicate a Hollywood fiction to better their economy....

I'm skeptical about the existence of witchcraft though..... I can only watch, hear or read about them..... Has anyone come in contact with a witch/wizard before?
Celebrities › Re: Kcee Discovered Iyanya And Harrysong At A Beer Parlour by LieDetector(m):
This one kcee is beginning to seek relevance online... Hmmm
Sports › Re: Photo Of Super Eagles After Their Victory Match Against Zambia by LieDetector(m): 6:45am On Oct 10, 2016
mikron:
portharcourt not uyo
thought it was uyo they agreed on.
Sports › Re: Photo Of Super Eagles After Their Victory Match Against Zambia by LieDetector(m): 6:42am On Oct 10, 2016
rozayx5:
rohr complained about that pitch last time

hav they agreed to come to Uyo?
I'm not sure we have any other ground that would be better than ibom stadium
Sports › Re: Photo Of Super Eagles After Their Victory Match Against Zambia by LieDetector(m):
Great performance from the lads today. Karl ikeme continuing from where enyeama stopped. Just when we thought we'd seen it all. He pulls out yet another great save. The MOTM award given to him was well deserved.
Family › Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Drive The Only Family Car? by LieDetector(m): 9:55pm On Oct 09, 2016
There's absolutely nothing wrong in that.... Love leads
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by LieDetector(m): 9:33pm On Oct 09, 2016
bigkesh:
Mehn with Iwobi and Ihenacho in our team I might just start watching the Eagles,I think Success should be part of the team

A pity Nwakali can't play yet for Arsenal,we should try to convince Seyi Ojo

With Moses,Musa,Ihenacho,Iwobi,Igbalo,Success and Ojo,We might just beat Algeria to the WC ticket

And Mikel needs to Bleep out ASAP, thank God for Onazi in that midfield


I just love Iwobi, pure baller
mikel fvck out of the team... You well so? If mikel leaves now, he'll be irreplaceable.
Romance › Re: A Female Colleague Asked Me This Question. by LieDetector(m): 9:07pm On Oct 09, 2016
I Sure say this op don commit suicide by now. Nairalanders Sha.... Which kind wickedness be this?

Erm.... OP, if you still dey alive, then I'd suggest you rush to the nearest joint to you, take few bottles of origin and smile as you do that as your answer is underway. I had to give my doctor friend who specializes on konjiology a call and he said he'd comment just after me. He's the one that has been destined to answer this question.... He's spent years studying what you are researching about..... He's been there and very well understands the terrain grin

Finally grin
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria 2018 Fifa World Cup Qualifiers 1 - 2 (Full Time) by LieDetector(m): 4:47pm On Oct 09, 2016
FakeNEWSevryday:
... that was the headline on Friday's sport paper nao
that's just a newspaper headline... Searched Google but couldn't find any underestimation of that sort
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria 2018 Fifa World Cup Qualifiers 1 - 2 (Full Time) by LieDetector(m): 4:38pm On Oct 09, 2016
freeradical:
3 vital points bagged today. If we continue with this form in the end we won't have to solve further maths to pick the lone ticket from this group.

The unsung hero for me today is Karl Ikeme. Without his heroics we would not have come out with all 3points today. Omeruo let d team down with his shambolic defense but we r thankful it didn't cost us more than that 1 goal.

Now we turn our focus on Algeria Vs Cameroon and hope they both play a lazy goalless draw.

Up SE
the further maths is still there bro. Super Eagles can't be trusted grin
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria 2018 Fifa World Cup Qualifiers 1 - 2 (Full Time) by LieDetector(m): 4:06pm On Oct 09, 2016
firstking01:
He dey force himself to perform thinking say premiership team dey watch amgrin
wicked grin
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria 2018 Fifa World Cup Qualifiers 1 - 2 (Full Time) by LieDetector(m): 4:00pm On Oct 09, 2016
FakeNEWSevryday:
...and they said kelechi and iwobi are kids and Mikel is a bench warmer grin
So far so good it remains the "bench warmer" to score his own to shut their diarrhea mouth up forever
abeg provide link where they said that
Romance › Re: A Female Colleague Asked Me This Question. by LieDetector(m): 9:46pm On Oct 08, 2016
I've come to read out the answer(s) but..... My eyes are already getting bleary....


"yawns and hands the script to the guy below"
"works straight down to my bedroom"
Romance › Re: A Female Colleague Asked Me This Question. by LieDetector(m): 8:00pm On Oct 08, 2016
dacovajnr:
To 2nd to the last person above me..You really Justified your name "lieDetector" are you anyhow related to Lie Mohammed coz upon your grammatical expression you still don't have the answer..Well the person below won't understand undecided undecided
Lai Mohammed? I wouldn't touch that man with a ten foot pole. The man's lying ability is legendary and perhaps inductive. I was gonna di.......... shocked





Wait










Looks like the poster below me can read and write. Ladies and gentlemen, the moment we all have been waiting for has come...

NB : this question will and can only be answered by the poster below. If he/she fails,,,,,,,,,
Romance › Re: A Female Colleague Asked Me This Question. by LieDetector(m): 7:38pm On Oct 08, 2016
I think this question transcends the intellectual capacity of the poster above me.....
Goodnews is that I've got the answer right here so you can heave a sigh of relief. While on that, permit me to pass this manuscript to the poster below me. It's late night so I can't read'em out grin
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/old-man-trying-to-read-book-studio-60654447.jpg

Lmao grin
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Depart Nigeria For Zambia [photos] by LieDetector(m): 4:14pm On Oct 08, 2016
Emelcee:
Its better they win Zambia away and home, I dont want to hear that their mathematics.... if Zambia draw kenya, uganda lose to Togo, Nigeria will win kenya and qualify... I hate to hear that math. I wish them luck tho.
hahahaha grin
That has been the routine since the inception of world cup.... About time we witnessed some change in that tho. grin
Phones › Re: See Chinese Phones With Crazy Specs Your Next Device Should Have by LieDetector(m): 6:14am On Oct 08, 2016
senbonzakurakageyoshi:
grin grin grin grin grin grin Okay, this cracked me up!
lawd grin
Which kind username be this?
Crime › Re: 2 Lesbians Burnt To Death In Makurdi, Benue State (see Photos) by LieDetector(m): 10:13pm On Oct 06, 2016
sisisioge:
Omg! For once I pray and hope this is hoax! Jeeeez!
of course it is.
Crime › Re: 2 Lesbians Burnt To Death In Makurdi, Benue State (see Photos) by LieDetector(m): 10:11pm On Oct 06, 2016
lalasticlala:
I don't know about the story, but the pictures are definitely fake.

https://www.nairaland.com/3067499/robbers-snatched-keke-warri-burnt
I thought as much....
Politics › Re: Biafrans, Kanu Get HUGE Support In Europe As British MEP Sends Message To Buhari by LieDetector(m): 2:47am On Oct 05, 2016
The video is interesting.
Celebrities › Re: Video:european Union Order Buhari With Immediate And Safe Release Of Nnmadi Kanu by LieDetector(m): 2:42am On Oct 05, 2016
Lalasticlala, seun

Abeg come see





@topic, but I saw only one person in that big conference room. undecided
Business › Re: Diamond Bank Copies MMM In New Savings Plan. by LieDetector(m): 9:37am On Oct 03, 2016
Os3e:
I haven't heard of the system crashing or pple commiting suicide. Mmm has bin running in few countries before Nigeria with positive stories. Am yet to hear anyone losing all their cash yet, only heard of unserious participants who don't fulfil their pledge thereby delaying ur getting paid. But u will eventually be paid in d end.
oga... You haven't heard because you didn't do a background check before venturing into MMM. Go read up on wiki. MMM first started in Russia.... Several investors there committed suicide after MMM had fold up. The reported loss recorded was and still sounds outrageous. Tread carefully with MMM bro. Stay blessed
Business › Re: Diamond Bank Copies MMM In New Savings Plan. by LieDetector(m): 9:12am On Oct 03, 2016
paragon40:
you dnt deposit money into any mmm account they dnt have an account. They match u with mr b and u pay to him, and u only pay when u have been matched your mny stays with u.
if you don't deposit into MMM, how then do people record huge losses whenever MMM crashes?
Business › Re: Diamond Bank Copies MMM In New Savings Plan. by LieDetector(m): 9:07am On Oct 03, 2016
Os3e:
There is no central mmm account that u deposit into.

Get ur facts right.

All you do is make a verbal pledge or commitment online while ur cash stays in ur possession. At the stipulated time u r matched and have to fulfil ur pledge to stay active on the system. You now wait to b matched with another participant who pays into ur account your principal and profit. Very simple.

Don't rely too much on wiki [color=#006600][/color]
if that's the case, then why do people commit suicide when MMM crashes? Don't forget they're still in possession of their money
Crime › Re: Margaret Emefiele's Kidnappers Demand N1.5billion As Ransom For Her Release by LieDetector(m): 10:18pm On Sep 30, 2016
collinskoko14:
Lwkmd @lead them to their grief.....

Bros no vex na grave no be grief
you ended up shooting yourself in the foot. Dude was super right by saying grief. Now you're the fool
Politics › Re: Masquerade Research Center Signpost In Enugu (photo) by LieDetector(m): 9:53pm On Sep 30, 2016
martineinstein:
after,people from that region will say buhari is dull.

Btw buhari and dat region,who is dullerhuh??



This signboard just confirmed dat the dullest part of buhari's brain is brighter than d brightest person from dat region
product of an expired condom.
Crime › Re: Kidnappers Shot Dead By Soldiers In Bauchi State (graphic Photos) by LieDetector(m): 8:19pm On Sep 30, 2016
so..... Will emiefile's wife be released?
Crime › Re: Margaret Emefiele Kidnapped. CBN Governor's Wife Abducted By Armed Men by LieDetector(m): 8:15pm On Sep 30, 2016
UchaNwababa:
That's a Cool Deal, Remains Zarah Buhari. Buhari must Vomit our Oyel Money.
that comment can incriminate you
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by LieDetector(m): 2:09pm On Sep 30, 2016
samowo01:
Plz can someone help me confirm this betslip
abeg post some games na. Help we punters. cryhttps://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/download-20-1.jpg
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by LieDetector(m): 2:02pm On Sep 30, 2016
freshcvvs:
I know hence the amount invested.
quite sagacious of you I'll say.... grin. I might consider following suit. cheesy

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