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Religion / Re: Boko Haram: Christians Worship God In The Burnt Church @ Garkida Adamawa State. by Life0Life: 11:58am On Feb 24, 2020
They forgot the building is just a structure...the congregation is the church itself

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Opens 11 Road Network, Health Centre In Bariga (Photos) by Life0Life: 2:50pm On Feb 17, 2020
Nathdoug201:
This guy nor point today

He was trying to point but the one hand was holding the other down..
Fashion / EMEL Industrial Machine For Sale by Life0Life: 1:13pm On Feb 17, 2020
4 months old industrial sewing machine going for 80,000.
Location: Isolo
Interested buyers should comment.
Thanks

Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump’s Impeachment Hearing by Life0Life: 11:40pm On Nov 24, 2019
ursullalinda:
They have a working system.....unlike Naija......impeaching a sitting president?......ifa hear.......he sell Nigeria and dash the legistatives to retain power

Person way do Pim yesterday still dey hear wheen today ask dss
Politics / Re: Allen Onyema: U.S. Court Issues Warrant Of Arrest For Air Peace Boss by Life0Life: 1:06pm On Nov 23, 2019
Like seriously �, when 9ja politicians move our money into US accounts they wouldn't question that but when their money is taken they'll be investigating fraud. But seriously this is not a good news, I hope there is still hope for the legits to make a real difference in this Generation.

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Family / Re: What Do Men Want? by Life0Life: 9:59pm On Nov 21, 2019
ambient:


Hahaha but if the woman start acting on it they will say you want to chase their friends na?


I want the leech to go away but don't want he to interfere but act as a catalyst
Family / Re: What Do Men Want? by Life0Life: 9:57pm On Nov 21, 2019
ambient:


Hahaha but if the woman start acting on it they will say you want to chase their friends na?

I want the leech to go away but don't want he to interfere but act as a catalyst
Celebrities / Re: Aka Congratulates Burna Boy For Grammy Nomination!!! by Life0Life: 10:00pm On Nov 20, 2019
SA dey shout, if them get mouth why dem no continue thier show without BURNA , organizers know dem no go make dime. Since aka nah star for SA why him no headline the show....illiteracy nah serious problem

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Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy Bags Grammy Award Nomination For Best Album. by Life0Life: 9:04pm On Nov 20, 2019
Mark my words, he's bringing it home
Car Talk / Uber Driver by Life0Life: 7:19am On Nov 19, 2019
Good day,
If you need a sincere and hard working Uber driver. I'm readily available. I have been approved by Uber but i can't seem to find a car to drive.
Crime / Re: The Lion Found In An Indian's Lagos House Tranquilized And Evacuated by Life0Life: 7:19pm On Nov 18, 2019
Abeg Runtown nko?
Celebrities / Re: Dayo Amusa: Why I Made My HIV Status Public by Life0Life: 12:24am On Nov 18, 2019
SultanOfAbia:
FTC!!!
Like for Afonja PUNA,
Share for Igbo PUNA..

I only know one Sultan of Abia based in Abuja servered in kubwa. Is that you?
Education / Re: by Life0Life: 6:34pm On Nov 17, 2019
SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS
Celebrities / Re: TY Bello Compares Her Height With Eniafe Momodu At GTB Fashion Weekend by Life0Life: 9:35am On Nov 12, 2019
If person know this guy make he advice am, he better starts going to the gym, muscles will look nice on such height and it'll get rid of those pointy things forming around his chest area
Celebrities / Re: Tacha Twerks At Cool FM Studio In Port Harcourt by Life0Life: 11:27am On Nov 11, 2019
KingSatan:
WOW, THIS IS SUCH A GREAT FEAT!

I AM SUPER PROUD OF NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS.

TACHA HAS ASSURED NIGERIANS THAT HER BUTT WILL HELP BOOST OUR ECONOMY, GDP, CREATE JOBS AND IMPROVE LIVES.

WE ARE SO PROUD OF TACHA'S BUTT.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE MINISTER OF WOMEN AFFAIRS HAVE PROMISED TO LIASE WITH ALL STAKEHOLDERS SO THEY WILL LOOK INTO TACHA'S "BUTT BUSINESS" FOR POSSIBLE EXPORT OPPORTUNITIES, WHICH IS IN LINE WITH THE DIVERSIFICATION AGENDA OF PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI.

TACHA'S BUTT WILL BE EXPORTED IN DIFFERENT SIZES, COLOURS AND SHAPES. A BUTT IS ESTIMATED $5000 IN THE BLACK MARKET. THAT IS EVEN MORE VALUABLE THAN CRUDE!

THIS PRECIOUS BUTT BUSINESS WILL CREATE 5000 DIRECT JOBS AND 500,000,000 INDIRECT JOBS.

CHEERS TO MEDIOCRITY!

CHEERS TO NONSENSE!

CHEERS TO MISPLACED PRIORITIES!

CHEERS TO GROSS ILLITERACY!

CHEERS TO OUR TRUE IDENTITY!

Sarcasm from another planet
Health / Re: Son Strikes A Pose With His Mad Father. Would You Do The Same? by Life0Life: 10:50am On Nov 11, 2019
Khd95:
Mad father khe, chaai

It was just a random mad man according to the person that posted this picture on Facebook, but bloggers have spin the narration again, I hail una oo

Bloggers and their lies can split a nation apart, the Government better start putting a penalty before it gets out of hand
Education / Re: 12-Year-Old Chika Ofili Awarded In UK For His New Discovery In Maths by Life0Life: 10:33am On Nov 11, 2019
KingAzubuike:
These bloggers Sha... There is no verification anywhere that he discovered anything and from his dad's Facebook page, he just happened to be among other students rewarded for their good performance in mathematics.. lol new discovery in mathematics. What does a 12 year old boy know wey he wan dey discover something. Same way they carry unverified news that a Nigerian went to UK and graduated with a first class etc.

The inscription on the award states differently. The amount of fabrications on the net recently is alarming and we say it's the Government that is corrupt, what do we call this now
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies 2.0 '18 by Life0Life: 4:32pm On Nov 10, 2019
Frankbilldavid5:
I have a Toyota camry muscle (v6) 2007 for rental on the Uber/Bolt (taxify) platforms I need a honest and experience Uber/Bolt (Taxify) Driver. Residents of Lagos.

25k weekly

2 verifiable Guarantors/Referees

Call 09038750843
Regards.

Good day
Is this still available?
Celebrities / Re: Shocking Untold Story Of Mark Angel And Emmanuella (revealed) by Life0Life: 9:05pm On Nov 06, 2019
grin the narrator voice heh...oboi ye, only an nah voices. .chisos
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Netherlands: FIFA U17 World Cup (1 - 3) On 6th November 2019 by Life0Life: 12:13am On Nov 06, 2019
Nig 1: net 1
Politics / Re: Afenifere: Osinbajo Practically Out Of Buhari’s Government by Life0Life: 5:59pm On Nov 05, 2019
Same Nigerians will say he's now an errand boy for traveling to London for his oga to sign a bill.

In this life sha people must talk

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Celebrities / Re: Phyno Visits Onitsha Fire Victims (Photos) by Life0Life: 6:33pm On Nov 04, 2019
Tourist site, they should start collecting admission fee

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Nairaland / General / Re: Ochanja fire Outbreak: Rapper Phyno Visits Ochanja Market Onitsha by Life0Life: 4:22pm On Nov 04, 2019
This market don turn tourist site sha, dem go soon dey collect gate fee.
Crime / Re: Photos Of The HIV-Positive White Man & His Victims After He Slept With 600 Women by Life0Life: 11:17pm On Nov 03, 2019
What will go through your mind if you see a lady you've bleeped among them?
Education / Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by Life0Life: 4:47pm On Nov 03, 2019
Keep using the words, English will update later on .
Never knew fanimorous was a word until recently, it's been added to English words.
Religion / Re: How God's Decision To Elevate Man Above Angels Caused The War In Heaven by Life0Life: 4:33pm On Nov 03, 2019
He is and always will be my deliverer my confidant. My provider my elohim.

My creator my first Love. Glory be to GOD ALMIGHTY

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Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi Reacts To The Death Of Chi Junglist by Life0Life: 9:56pm On Nov 02, 2019
No friends in life just acquaintance and few you can call family, don't know much about this 2 but when you're down oboy you're on your own o.
Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Reveals How He Was Addicted To Pornography Since The Age Of Five by Life0Life: 1:03pm On Oct 31, 2019
No wonder you married a porn star.
Celebrities / Re: See The Response A Fan Who Asked If Teni Is A Virgin Got by Life0Life: 11:10am On Oct 31, 2019
kestolove95:
She use to fuq until she became a big bloated cow and all d guys ran out of d amoeba's life, she is now dildoing

Ladies love to insult themselves sha, BIG BLOATED plus COW join haba
Education / Re: Meet Kofoworola Ademola, First African Woman To Graduate From Oxford University by Life0Life: 10:18am On Oct 31, 2019
Eric Moore stree ikeja
Adedokunbo ademola street v.I
Kofoworola street Maryland

Now I know..
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy And His Girlfriend, Stefflon Don Sings In Yoruba On Stage (video) by Life0Life: 10:22am On Oct 28, 2019
Teacher : Gimme an example of goods Nigeria exports

Student : Zanku !!

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