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Sports / Re: Meet Whitney Osuigwe, The Reigning ITF Junior World Champion by lifedynamics: 1:36pm On Feb 16, 2018
" Meet Nigeria's what? " grin
Sorry to break it to you people but she's not Nigerian, same as Anthony"british" Joshua grin, and John "british" Boyega grin, don't even get me started with Chieweltel or David Oyelowo. Nigerians can claim grin

They have Nigerian parents end of story. You're from where you grew up, simple as that. How can a Born and bred New Yorker with a Nigerian mother or father, say he's from Nigeria? grin The whole world will just laugh at you grin( Only in Nigeria where your father's land is where you're from cheesy) Or a person who was born and bred in Lagos and has never been to Oyo say he's from Ibadan undecided

The world doesn't use such systems to determine what we call "Herkunft" in Germany. You're from either where you were born or where you grew up, not where your parents are from, you're not your parents undecided
Gaming / Re: Call Of Duty Video Games Ranked From Worst To Best by lifedynamics: 1:23pm On Feb 16, 2018
LMAO Ghosts? worst? You people must have played another game thinking it was ghosts, Ghosts had one of the best maps in recent history, shitty CODs were Infinite Warfare( why did I kill more robots than humans?), Black ops 2 was also crappy, they twisted the story too much.
But I agree, the best ever has been COD4, it was every COD player's childhood. But Ghosts worst? Never, by far the most badass game excluding Captain price and his coolness. I mean those guys were a legendary myth, Four guys take on an entire army in a baseball stadium? Come on brother grin That was badass, from the knife throwing to the slow mo killings and extreme fighting scenes, it was dope.

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Romance / Re: ''most Girls Ares Whores Always Sleeping Around'' - Nigerian Lady, Linda Uju Ken by lifedynamics: 5:55pm On Feb 10, 2018
cummando:
That one na for those wey dey sleep. Some na either standing or kneeling or bending for one corner. The kneeling ones sabi speak to the mike wella

After the whole film na to squeeze face dey urinate remain. With gonorr in the system

Some are bent on stools grin grin grin grin grin

Hahaha

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Romance / Re: How Are Women Treated In Nigeria? by lifedynamics: 12:04pm On Feb 07, 2018
Chaii see the way Op killed my menist arguments grin

Normally I'd argue cause it's gender related
But no
Pure facts, it's when white women talk like this I get offended.(Their privilege is at an all time high)
Our Nigerian women deserve better tbh... We treat them very unfairly.

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Celebrities / Re: Grammys 2018 Winners: The Complete List by lifedynamics: 6:48pm On Jan 29, 2018
Bruno mehn cheesy grin grin
Deserved everything he got...
At least he got justice this year
Stole 2017 grin
Travel / Re: Taxify Driver Accused By Dorcas Shola Fapson Responds! by lifedynamics: 12:23pm On Jan 27, 2018
Kenzico:
When women play the victim in this kinda cases....its so easy to believe Until you hear the two sides of the story

Might also be she's looking for quick fame

No no no... Don't you guys see the real story here

IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING!!

She didn't tell him where they were going for some stupid reason known to her, so he couldn't take it anymore and drove somewhere "strange"(to Dorcas) "under a streetlight"(to him). She then panicked and started recording it and talking, he thought her talking on snapchat was a call to some unknown people and she panicked again and took his keys, (In her mind she was defending herself, in his mind he was scared and suspicious), he tried dragging her out in order to maybe drive his car away or into the compound, but she thought he was assaulting her, out of panic, then pepper sprayed his eyes and ran off.


So the story is, The man was scared, The lady panicked. They thought they want to hurt them.
Romance / Re: Students Dancing At A Pool Party (photos) by lifedynamics: 8:20am On Jan 25, 2018
tintingz:
Comments full of hypocrisy.

The white do more than this.

Leave them ooo...thats how people were admiring the Miami spring break thread. Now it's African, it's bad.
Fvcking Hypocrites, no future for all of you arseholes
Romance / Re: 'ladies, Suck Your Man's Penis Every Morning, He Will Never Leave You - Lady by lifedynamics: 4:46pm On Jan 23, 2018
Mynd44:
Wait, did she say "before you do anything"? And she also added "do this and I don'tthiknk he will leave cos you already giving him the sugar he wants"?

Just when men want their women to bring other thibgs to the table. Life is not all about sex. A lot of guys dont even cheat for sex, some do it cos the other woman gives them intelligent conversation. Some do it because the find the other woman sexy with her independence and you are here giving blow jobs.

Arant nonsense

Here we go again... With your Nigerian English


Only you people say
"Arrant nonsense "
"Promiscuous"
"Cantankerous"
"Albeit"
"Lacajastical"

Y'all are special grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Advises Men In Relationships To Stop Acting Single by lifedynamics: 11:42am On Jan 23, 2018
olayiwola4u:


How are you sure the ABUSED have not abuse someone before?

Lol... You can't tell me all women who've been abused did that before
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Advises Men In Relationships To Stop Acting Single by lifedynamics: 11:42am On Jan 23, 2018
Herrmes:
But most stay in the abusive relationship?
..

That's another discussion entirely
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Advises Men In Relationships To Stop Acting Single by lifedynamics: 11:04am On Jan 23, 2018
olayiwola4u:
I can't laugh...women that are not faithful are the ones seeking faithful men ...

THE TRUTH IS WHO YOU ARE IS THE SAME PERSON THAT WILL COME YOUR WAY

Unfortunately that is one of our Hoaxes on this planet...
What you said couldn't be further from the truth.


Women in abusive relationships aren't abusive, so don't deserve abusive men...

That's a lie bro
Celebrities / Re: "Jim Iyke, Go And Marry" - Man Tells Actor. He Replies by lifedynamics: 3:46pm On Jan 22, 2018
"You can't run when you're messing with the CROSS! "
Who here can remember that his cultist movie? grin grin grin
Savage grin grin
Jim is back!! grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Which Gender Will Be Worst Affected By Widespread Adoption Of Sex Robot? by lifedynamics: 4:22pm On Jan 17, 2018
majekdom2:
gentle men in that aspect but bad the other way. Have you ever seen a tough play boy??

Bruh... I don't think they like anything gentle. Except for respect for them if that's what you mean... Aside from that...they love dominance
Don't mind the "Radical" feminists... They bent over and touched toes for a guy last night and were screaming "harder" grin

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Romance / Re: Which Gender Will Be Worst Affected By Widespread Adoption Of Sex Robot? by lifedynamics: 4:19pm On Jan 17, 2018
ShyCypher:






Exactly.

Some will use it, some won't. That's a given.

But my problem with them is they are tryin' to make it seem bad. No its not. Sex dolls have a purpose, a void to fill and they will.[size=8pt][/size]

I remember when ladies wearin' trousers was considered a taboo, now look around you today. Tattoos, piercings, micro mini skirts, wearin' g-strings, bikini @ the beach, tight-fittin' dresses & yoga pants, dildos etc. They all became popular regardless of backward-thinkin' cave men & women who tried to fight it.

They should leave people who want it alone.


But they have dildos?
Tchheeeeeeew!! grin
Romance / Re: Which Gender Will Be Worst Affected By Widespread Adoption Of Sex Robot? by lifedynamics: 4:17pm On Jan 17, 2018
proxillin:


I have been to the UK, South Africa and Kenya.

Kenya a black country is even better than Nigeria. Kenyan girls are open and civilized. Thats why I wrote the post above.

Omo my guy South African Girls are even crazier and more open minded than White girls... Those ones still have ego and racism.

South African Girls? Ahh... Shebi you want to have sex? They are now blessed again grin
They will nearly kill you grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Which Gender Will Be Worst Affected By Widespread Adoption Of Sex Robot? by lifedynamics: 4:12pm On Jan 17, 2018
ShyCypher:




Don't mind him.

Abi na baddos dem even prefer.

I've been readin' his comments and they are not realistic to me.

Sounds like someone who's tryin' hard to impress some girl here. Girl wey go still pretend say she no like you even when her crotch is drippin' wet.

I pity him.

My guy take it easy jarey grin
What I know is... Sex dolls will change the world, whether some are willing to admit it or not

But it's still better to have a woman warm your bed instead of a doll. I mean dulls don't get wet( at least not yet grin)

There will be people who use dolls there will be people who don't. When dolls become cheaper many women will lose their natural sway on men, bad boys will even be in higher demand grin

Rape, hopefully will decrease in our society.

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Romance / Re: Which Gender Will Be Worst Affected By Widespread Adoption Of Sex Robot? by lifedynamics: 3:56pm On Jan 17, 2018
majekdom2:
did you get her again. @ bolded, you just continue playing along. Ladies love gentle men. I am not saying you should beg. Okay, no p, no problem. Aiit. In the short time you will hear are you angry? Did I offend you? Then you know you got the keys. Women are full of drama. Back to the point, if she hadn't agreed, you would have remained angry and your doll will not take away that anger. You see that the doll really can't be compared to a human.

Ladies love gentlemen grin grin
Biggest hoax of all time

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Romance / Re: Which Gender Will Be Worst Affected By Widespread Adoption Of Sex Robot? by lifedynamics: 3:52pm On Jan 17, 2018
pocohantas:


If I say this na, they won't agree, they'll say I am consoling myself.

As cheap and portable as deeldos are, some ladies are still using cucumber and every phallically shaped object they can lay their hands on. The remaining still find a way to get the D.


E say cucumber grin grin
My chest grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Sex Doll Vs Human Woman ( The Overall Price Expenditure ) by lifedynamics: 10:16am On Jan 17, 2018
Butthurt women here though grin grin

My guy ride on, they've been using vibrators for decades
Now we have our own and they're complaining.

No doubt sex dolls are for losers, however it's only losers who are controlled by pussy in the first place( Magas and Mugus whom women control). Now that they can get sex dolls, which will become cheaper over time, the only men on the playing field with women will be strong men who laugh at pussy when women try to control them.

Brilliant invention, let's see how the bad women who use men for money will survive grin grin

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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Story Of The Red Pill by lifedynamics: 6:14pm On Jan 13, 2018
ubunja:

arrogance is perhaps the most important trait a guy must have in his interraction with women. not giving a fvck will ironically get you fvcking.

Word bro �

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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Story Of The Red Pill by lifedynamics: 1:20pm On Jan 13, 2018
Lol... Ubunja thank you for bringing this movement to Nigeria... I joined last year and it was so life changing.

Look...the best way as a man to live your life is to become what society calls "arrogant" (what women call confidence). It's not hard to become a bad boy... Just don't give a shit anymore and look at girls and walk away... Don't even like their pics on IG... Just be what I call "an arrogant mofo." most girls dig that... The ones who don't have been rubbished by one before and avoid such guys grin cheesy grin. Humility is overrated.

The sweet part about being "arrogant" is when a girl turns you down you don't feel bad instead you feel she's below you and your confidence surges...But if you're humble or Mr nice guy aka Mumu, mangina, white knight etc. And they reject you... You'll just faint grin

So don't give a shit about girls and care about football and money more... That the mental secret smiley

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Romance / Re: Why Do We Need A Girlfriend by lifedynamics: 11:20am On Jan 13, 2018
Lol... "Behind every successful man there's a woman"
That's the biggest load of horsecrap I've ever heard and one if the worst quotes in history.

Not only is it sexist and stupid but ignorant.

It means I will become successful to please a woman or a woman made me successful

Biggest load of horseshit ever. It's an excuse for a quote.

If any one should say "who hurt you? "It shows your level of education.
Romance / Re: Sometimes Ladies Just Want Casual Sex, That's All, They Don't Want Relationship. by lifedynamics: 4:21pm On Jan 09, 2018
That married woman own is just pathetic. And you'll blame your husband for cheating?
Although any idiot who cheats cause of sex is still a child
Romance / Re: Sometimes Ladies Just Want Casual Sex, That's All, They Don't Want Relationship. by lifedynamics: 4:18pm On Jan 09, 2018
Lalas247:

please society won't even let them openly say they want... so by default they pretend

even married woman to say sex .. she will be whispering in her own house . lol na wa o
And whose fault is that?
We can't keep blaming society for our flaws or don't you think so?
Now women know they shouldn't be ashamed but many still are... I hate feminism but sometimes it's needed grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Sometimes Ladies Just Want Casual Sex, That's All, They Don't Want Relationship. by lifedynamics: 3:12pm On Jan 09, 2018
unapapadeycraze:





m serious, they want. They just pretend sometimes. You known the kind of society we are now.

Chisos Christ

Romance / Re: Sometimes Ladies Just Want Casual Sex, That's All, They Don't Want Relationship. by lifedynamics: 3:09pm On Jan 09, 2018
Blackhawk03:


Lol. The number of Naija girls that want just flings will shock you. cheesy grin

My lawd... I protect myself from such Kwarroftness embarassed
Romance / Re: Sometimes Ladies Just Want Casual Sex, That's All, They Don't Want Relationship. by lifedynamics: 12:17pm On Jan 09, 2018
unapapadeycraze:
I just dey realise say we have fvck ladies. Just like guys, she just wanna have a taste of your phallus and move on. If you keep disturbing her with relationship, she would let you go. I'm just realising this. Ladies, really! Na wa oh.



Btw, can there be a virgin among those ladies in that nairaland bitch party picture?cheesy. Awon omo tika bodi. They are pretty though.

Nigerian Girls want casual sex? grin grin grin grin grin
Maybe in the UK or US grin grin grin

The holiest girls in the world without libido grin grin grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 3rd January 2018 by lifedynamics: 11:14pm On Jan 03, 2018
Please ooo my dear Chelsea fans...
I'm organising trip to London Ehn,
Please let's go and beg morata to forgive us for what we did to him and kindly ask him to carry flight back to Madrid to collect the Finishing ability he forgot.

Please let's go and beg him to forgive us...we don't deserve this Emotional abuse in this New Year cry cry cry cry cry

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Romance / Re: Childish Ways Most Guys Behave That Has Got To Stop by lifedynamics: 9:22pm On Jan 02, 2018
lifedynamics:
It's funny how if this was the opposite sex the thread was about, they'd say change your company of girls or birds if the same feather flock together, or the usual,
Your Mother and Sisters are female too.

The one that annoys me is that "insecure or intimidated", whom are you intimidating, are you Otedola?
Don't let your ego fool you, most if not all guys like financially independent women, talk less of rich chicks, my favorites grin

My guys don't be sour after this thread, unless you're one of the aforementioned, real women don't moan. I'm not down for a fight so any intelligent female or male who wants to exchange intellectually can hit the quote button.

Lol... I don't expect any less from Nigerian Girls, Double standard is their national anthem.
Romance / Re: Childish Ways Most Guys Behave That Has Got To Stop by lifedynamics: 9:18pm On Jan 02, 2018
It's funny how if this was the opposite sex the thread was about, they'd say change your company of girls or birds if the same feather flock together, or the usual,
Your Mother and Sisters a relationship female too.

The one that annoys me is that insecure or intimidated, who are you intimidating, are you Otedola?
Don't let your ego fool you, most if not all guys like financially independent women, talk less of rich chicks, my favorites grin

My guys don't be sour after this thread, unless you're one of the aforementioned, real women don't moan. I'm not down for a fight so any intelligent female or male who wants to exchange intellectually can hit the quote button.

Lol... I don't expect any less from Nigerian Girls, Double standard is their national anthem.
Romance / Re: Lowering The Bar For Women by lifedynamics: 9:46pm On Dec 23, 2017
Lmao... There's hope for humanity after all.
Thank you madam for this piece, I know it's not easy for radical feminists to look at this without going crazy, but that doesn't make you any less correct. The more the double standard is played the less society will take it seriously.
If you're assaulted, talk (male or female)
If they overwrite you, go to the police.

A true feminist is one who instead of playing the gender card, burns it. She'll never blame men for her misfortunes or play victim. But if you mess with her or try to write her off, she'll throw you to the dogs.

Such a woman, e.g. Chimamanda is Golden and a man's dream grin

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