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AntiBrutus:
This question here is one reason, women will/should continue to marry up and men will marry down. It is good for everyone's sanity in the long run. Everyone is 'happy'.

May one man not return you to lack, all because of his ego...

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Ahh leave them

tosyne2much:
Abeg forget that thing.. This is Nigeria not Yankee

Unfortunately, we need to stop that mentality, If it is right it doesn't matter the country it is from... That's why we dodge discipline a lot in Naij... We say "eko la wa" when breaking a law...isn't that daft?

Burgerlomo:
I can see where you are going Madam Lifedynamics

LMAO... Check my previous comments... I'm as masculine as it gets
For ubunja to be my gee, then I must be a male

rebirthforgoody:
Too many things at a time

Ehn slow down and read

Burgerlomo:
There is nothing wrong with it as far as the man is ready to relinquish power, give up his authority as a man to become madam of the house

How? Omo Una like stress gan ooo... What does a man's value have to do with where he lives... We humans like to create artificial problems.
He moved in with his wife, maybe his rent was more expensive and unnecessary, or he's just keeping his house. Do you think she'll kick you out ? These things are only artificial fears the brain creates... Just like a female thinking a guy will look down on her if she makes the first move (Artificial fears)

I don't see anything wrong with it... If you like call it "westernized cultutetor mentality"... See Ehn I'm a very simple guy who lacks this toxic African masculine pride (I have pride ooo and self esteem, but not a toxic one).That being said I would even prefer moving in with her so we'll have two houses. I would even prefer a richer wife cause all I see is more money and not less submission.
I don't want African submission(Slavery), I would've married a slave if that was the case... I need a partner and best friend.
Cause some of us will want to do man of the house, Iron Man... Sole provider and when you're tired and burned out you'll start pouring aggression on your wife and kids, all because you want to do superhero
Why would I want a broker wife, when we can use our money for a holiday or to buy stuff at a Gucci shop.
Don't let pride( toxic pride, cause pride is good)ruin your chance at a peaceful life. It all depends on your mentality and Sense of reasoning.

Lalas247:
Useless man indeed ...
Thank God for those main chics with brain who know who should be loyal in the relationship ... sick of seeing ladies attack the side chic while the guy jumps to another and goes free like it is acceptable .. infact some main chic are the ones encouraging this side chics pandemic to thrive ....

Chop his deek off one time ... or higher a Kenyan if u scared @lefulefu lol
only jealous girls attack the side it’s the man who is disloyal as for side bae .. Karma Issa bitch u leave it that way endless cycle of hurt

Me looking at hubby like I wish you would .morning sweetie
@ireke you are right pure stupidity from the ladies part

Hire*

DarkRebel69:
Another irony of Shakesperean proportion must also be that despite a woman's mouth being equivalent of a spittle receptacle, we men still don't mind to conjoin our lips with theirs in unholy matrimony. You must not know that the fires of pleasure burn with even more intensity whenever it's followed through with acts that are deemed dirty. Why do you think some couples after a long day's work prefer having sex right before hitting the showers? It's because even the sheer smell of their dirt-covered, sweaty bodies is one purgatory of an intoxicating aphrodisiac.

Mister/madam, you had better throw that lousy yarn into the belly of the nearest refuse bin. I tell you, the roundness of that ass is more than capable of restoring Bartimaeus' sight, and of gifting Hellen Keller with a temporal ability to hear the vocal emanations from a pornographic tape.

It's an ass of this very uncommon kind that the döggystyle position was especially made for. With this lady on all fours like an obsequious disciple, arching her back until her ass slices through the heart of the air and becomes a jutting and alluring aberration, it'd take one the combined discipline of a Shaolin monk and a Catholic priest to avoid prematurely shooting one's liquid before actually getting to sample her wet sanctuary.

Guy Wetin dey worry you?
Na yansh make you carry A1 for literature like this?

ubunja:
its a simple thing. this is Nairaland. just quote any post you made being vocal against the "All Men are Dogs" stereotype.
no excuse. no brahuha. no complicated dodging. no avoiding. just post and we all see.

Are you minding him? Let him keep on playing white Knight and think he'll impress ladies. He's still young and doesn't know shit.

Kotodoctor:
Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe, but this right here does put a smile on my face.

April 27th

THANOS!!!!!!!!!!!
April 27th will be Historic

Imagine your "junior" naked in the middle of those two things while they're vibrating

TheUpsetGirl1:
your words sounds like words of a misogynist.

why would you say a man is much stronger than a woman? we have same qualities.. in a sane country that word can put you in a cell.

Putting a man in jail cause of his opinion is sane?
The irony.

TheUpsetGirl1:
your words sounds like words of a misogynist.

why would you say a man is much stronger than a woman? we have same qualities.. in a sane country that word can put you in a cell.

Putting a man in jail cause if his opinion is sane?
The irony.

LexngtonSteele:
Seems Ghanaians are more sexually expressive than Nigerians.

This girl is a desperate, chronic attention seeker.

LMAO every girl in other African countries, talk less of the world are more expressive than them. The only set of women who are less expressive are the Arabs and I believe we know why

emmanuelpopson:
that is a working govt...its better to get in there than the colonial Lords country... Germany all the way...how can one get the necessary info to gain the admission as you posted?..

Just to the German embassy website... But make sure you have money ooo
Germany isn't free at all ooo... But it's a thousand time cheaper than the UK and the US.

They tried to inculcate the tuition system last year... It was quickly scrapped off

Exciton:
Why the fvck are Nigerians always fixated on migration?!! Always taking the easy way out. I always see Naija Twitter "intellectuals" advice youths to leave while they can. Foreigners see this too, and no one is ever going to respect you if you think mass migration is a solution.

Why not focus on a lasting solution: saving the soul of your country by calling for constitutional changes, building strong institutions etc?

I don't get how people can feel comfortable developing another country at the expense of yours. Sub Saharan Africans just don't get global politics. The leaders in Western countries know exactly what they're doing: selectively taking in the above average and positive outliers --- those with usefull skills, the smartest or the socioeconomically advantaged and their looted wealth --- for their own development. This is harmful to smaller nations since they are left with a bit more shitty people and less wealth on average. Also, the numbers are well controlled because they understand the effect of culture on institutions. There're many reasons why sh!tholes are what they are, but culture is a big part of it!

It's okay to study and live outside Africa, but at least consider making positive contributions to your country for the sake of your future generations and the dignity of your people.

Sorry to burst your bubble but if the "best of the best" were encouraged and employed in Nigeria and not punished for choosing education over music or sports, then no one would migrate.
The developed countries take the best in for their own development and the best get employed in these developed counties... It's a win win for everyone

Why would a capable person waste his talents in Nigeria, when he can go to the US or Europe and become an employed hard worker?

saouri:
Like I said, go to other countries that value your hard earned money & will give you opportunities after graduation.

Thank you ooo my brother. Glad there's still many people like you in Naij.
I don't know what shacks people about UK I fucking hate those greedy Brits(keep in mind this same selfishness is causing them to leave the EU (Brexit))

Y'all would pay about 200,000 pounds and get chased out the moment you graduate. God forbid me from such blindness.

And your point about going to better places is even more impressive. I live and study in Germany all you need is about 10,000 euros for your entire study( yes the complete 4 years).
And keep also in mind that this cash is not for tutiton(no tuition in Germany)but for rent, transportation and feeding. The German government would ask for this amount cause they've helped you calculate how much you'll need to stay there and if you're hardworking or even just a little brilliant talk less of being a Genius, they won't even let you go back to Nigeria, they'll almost kill you with job offers . But for the UK you'll pay 4x your entire German fee per year.
God forbid

latexxbro:
How market?

My guy your head is there

Reaper99:
Na today oooo...
All Chelsea fans go sleep for 2days after barca trash dem....
I predict 3-1 in favour of barca

Hahahaha massive fail .bitch

ABBkelvin:
They don't know. The real ruler of the world are the men who control the thought of their own thought, have power over their own power. I call it living double life simultaneously. How can you control a soul that already escaped the society construct and matrix of delusion? You've won already bro. THUMB up

Leave her... Let her be feeling like a special agent Thomas there

funmisticqueen:
As smart as you think you are, you cannot see the big picture, that is why i will continue to laugh at the lot of you. your gender can be compared to a bucket of crabs. futile to escape.

And what big picture might I ask?
Cause if a man decides not to marry or have a baby mama he's a free as the ocean.

funmisticqueen:
As smart as you think you are, you cannot see the big picture, that is why i will continue to laugh at the lot of you. your gender can be compared to a bucket of crabs. futile to escape.

LMAO... Yet you cry about sexism and discrimination...
Don't whine yourself into thinking there's this whole "women against men conspiracy", you're just humans with a vagina, not the Illuminati.

Gentle034:
Nothing! The female race can never be replaced, I not God himself for Don do am since, considering their contributions to the problem we are facing. So tech fit try but e no fit do nothing.

Stop being a white knight

funmisticqueen:
see ehn, it is already a man's world, your gender always like to eat their cake and have it. we women have learnt to make the best of a bad situation.

Lmao story for the celestial bodies...
You're the delusional one here, the percentage of men that can be controlled by women (weak men) don't normally become successful in life, so they aren't in you females' Radar in the first place. Actual men and not the boys who want to get in your pants don't have time for such nonsense, don't be deceived that all men think with their joysticks it will be the end of you. Some men would gladly throw women away in place of money... We, the men who choose our brains, prefer money and champions league to you women. Don't be deceived or think I'm just making mouth, it's the truth.
Life isn't as expensive with a woman in it. So don't overhype yourselves because you manipulate boys into doing your bidding, 70% of us aren't that way.
#longlivemgtow

greiboy:
What is going in yaba left these days why do they allow patients access to mobile phones

Guy why?
Why so savage

Yahoo boys in Pentecostal suits... Hahahaha

Please one question
How did his penis enter with that entire stomach blocking the way?

Vasaratti16:
So you want to know why i think ghost is the worst of all COD? so here we go *Clears throat* *picks mic*

Let’s face it, everyone always complains about the newest Call of Duty when it first releases. Then, as time goes on people come to accept it. I’ve given Call of Duty: Ghosts several months to grow on me, and I still claim it is the worst Call of Duty multiplayer I have ever played.The maps are poorly created and made in such a way they enforce camping, which is the one thing everyone hates in Call of Duty,Yet Ghosts has made it entirely acceptable, in fact, camping is practically encouraged.

Talking of an intentional glitch of a weapon called the I.E.D.These insanely unfair devices which i call Cheats have a big blast radius that can detect people in any direction. There have always been mines in a Call of Duty game, but not like I.E.D’s. Claymores only fire in one direction and you can see the red lines. You can sneak around Claymores, and more importantly, you can’t throw them! there was a patch that nerfed the power of I.E.D’s by making your whereabouts to their location more precise. Jumping over an I.E.D on the ground or ducking when one is over your head should reduce the damage you take. I think it has made a difference, but I’m still calling them an overpowered camping weapon.

Let me start off right away saying this is not going to be some angry COD gamer rant. There are enough of those kicking around the internet. I am not the biggest COD player of all time, in fact, I prefer Battlefield over Call of Duty.

I’m not going to complain about the typical things COD gamers hate. Things like: shotgunners, riot shields, no-scopers, quick-scopers, jump-shooting, drop-shooting, aim-assist, throwing C4, hit detection, or any of the other hundred things people whine about when it comes to COD. I won’t attack specific play styles apart from one, and that’s camping. Now, there’s a difference between someone sitting in a window overlooking the map – which may be annoying but fair and someone lying down in a corner staring at one doorway the entire time or looking down one hallway the whole match. You know the kind of people I’m talking about. The kind who sit in one spot, get an I.M.S, then get a Sentry Gun after that, and refuse to move the entire match. People camp, it happens, especially when they are close to getting a killstreak. So I understand why it happens, but never before has a Call of Duty game supported campers so blatantly with gear and features.

Not to talk of how much i hate the I.E.D and Thermal scopes Now if you combine leaning, I.E.D’s, and thermal scopes, you have one grade ‘A’ camper. They will sit in room, toss out an I.E.D or two to protect their flank, lean around a window, door, or corner, and then use their perfectly clear thermal scope to shoot whoever they see. That’s not even including the people who lie down in a corner and stare at one doorway. This makes the game unfair for those who wants to run-and-gun, use shotguns, tactical knifes, or basically wants to move around the map (Yeah you cant move around freely unless you are in for some suicide mission). Not to mention that regular grenade damage has been reduced in comparison to I.E.D’s and C4, and tactical grenades are practically useless making it almost impossible to get those rats out of their holes. Ghost has tipped the favor so heavily towards camping that it is becoming the accepted norm in the game.There was a patch later on in the game on the I.E.D. I think it made a difference, but I’m still calling them an overpowered camping weapon.

That brings me to the other biggest issue: the terrible spawns. The game spawns you out of the immediate line-of-site from the enemy team, but there could be an enemy about to turn the corner, so it doesn’t do much good. I discovered that if I could survive long enough – not even killing people, just not dying – then I would be more likely to be in a better position to fight. When I die, the game spawns me in a horrible position that I can – and have – fallen into a perpetual cycle of death. Spawn, die, spawn, run, die, spawn, die, spawn, shoot, die. The game has some of the worst spawning I’ve seen in a long time.


I hope with the points ive given, ive been able to convince and not confuse you on the reason i think Ghost is the worst of its series *drops mic*

LMAO camping happens whether you like it or not, learn to act like an actual soldier and check your corners, people who are good at Cod don't see campers as a problem cause there are many ways to get rid of them e.g. throwing a sticky grenade or frag in their last know locations, and campers are the most vulnerable targets in a duel because of their confined locations, or simply flash bang their daddies.

And BTW know what you mean by campers, the fact that I like sniping doesn't make me a camper, if not there won't be snipers in the game. I love sniping btw #snipingnotcamping

LucemFerre:
I don't play games online so, i can't relate with the map thing. I play games for the stories and Ghosts had the worst story of all COD games.
They made Rorke so unrealistically invincible. He's a trained soldier, not Captain America ffs.
Elias' voice acting was poor.
Logan was non responsive throughout the damn game so, it wasn't engaging. It didn't feel like an fps. Hell, even characters in Age Of Empires communicate when you click 'em.

I thought BlOps 2 was pretty straight forward. BlOps was the one with the twisted story.

Anyways... If you call a game crappy just because you thought the story was twisted then, we are clearly on a different page. Our interest seem to be miles apart

And BTW... Do you watch Nigerians films very well, or Chinese or Indian movies?

And the Guns and Drones from ghosts are the closest to what we have now in the 21st century compared to others, Modern Warfare too old school, Advanced and Infinite warfare to futuristic( we want COD not Star Wars )

LucemFerre:
I don't play games online so, i can't relate with the map thing. I play games for the stories and Ghosts had the worst story of all COD games.
They made Rorke so unrealistically invincible. He's a trained soldier, not Captain America ffs.
Elias' voice acting was poor.
Logan was non responsive throughout the damn game so, it wasn't engaging. It didn't feel like an fps. Hell, even characters in Age Of Empires communicate when you click 'em.

I thought BlOps 2 was pretty straight forward. BlOps was the one with the twisted story.

Anyways... If you call a game crappy just because you thought the story was twisted then, we are clearly on a different page. Our interest seem to be miles apart

And BTW... Do you watch Nigerians films very well, or Chinese or Indian movies?

Different page it seems. Ghosts had a realistic story, Rorke wasn't that bad ass, he was a former ghost so he knows their tactics,making my point more valid is the fact that Logan and Hesh( new Ghosts he doesn't know anything about) were the only ones who could stop him, oh and did I forget to mention, he had an entire continent's army at his back , that answer your question?

And what does Nigerian movies or Bollywood have to do with this

Lol... Superman by far

He'll rape the avengers and no one should mention Hulk, Bruce banner tires out, Superman doesn't

sanpipita:
She is an American citizen Nigerians should stop famzing

Help me tell them ooo