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Career / Re: Firdaus Amasa Insulted Those Who Begged Her To Remove Her Hijab - Twitter User by lifedynamics: 7:24pm On Dec 17, 2017
wiloy2k8:


so what are we to say about Boko boys ... you know they are muslims too
For those of you chatting that BS.

If I rape a woman today or kill her and her children, and say I'm Christian, does that make me a Christian?

We must learn to reason before airing our opinions
Romance / Re: Lady Recounts How Her Butt Was Grabbed & Her Breasts Fondled By At Least 10 Boys by lifedynamics: 8:55am On Dec 17, 2017
So that's why every man is scum undecided
Nigerian Girls are the only people who say this crap and we don't complain, but when we say "fear women" or "women have nothing to offer", they start to wail like little cunts. Thank God I didn't and will not grow up around these type of Nigerian women. I can't stand foolishness and illiteracy.

But then again, those fools who touched her are arseholes who deserve to be put in jail for disgrace to our pride as men.
Romance / Re: Describe Your Type Of Man: Nigerian Ladies React (Video) by lifedynamics: 3:28pm On Dec 11, 2017
DrKlever:
Chai RIP ENGLISH grin

I swear grin grin
"Anyone that saws me" grin grin
Holy crap grin grin
Romance / Re: Yoruba Woman Insults Oyibo For Marrying Another Yoruba Woman. by lifedynamics: 6:23pm On Dec 08, 2017
Good Job... Continue spoiling the already-damaged-by-foreigners reputation of a Nigerian Woman... You're a disgrace to them. Like the man said only women like you know what "Nigerian women" want undecided
Romance / Re: Ladies! How To Spot An Irresponsible Man by lifedynamics: 12:59pm On Dec 06, 2017
LMAO... The ladies here life Safiaaa won't kill me grin grin grin...guys why una dey vex na grin grin grin...y'all know you aren't among the aforementioned so stop giving these chicks attention grin

All this one is story.... plus people too that are still in their Fathers' houses are talking... Smh

This won't stop me from playing my Ps4 whenever I want sha grin grin...if you like call me irresponsible...is it your game I'm gaming grin grin grin
Romance / Re: This Can Come Back & Haunt A Lady-Lovers Night Club dance Video Sparks Reactions by lifedynamics: 4:29pm On Dec 03, 2017
See these clowns in this comment section grin

I have a reply for any of your stupid replies if you want to go to war

"She is irresponsible and it will come back to haunt her"- Unfortunately for you... Those things your parents told you about that isnt reality... She will get married and live happily faster than all of you "good girls and boys. She isn't a celebrity firstly and the internet doesn't give a crap about little things like this, her husband ( if he'll see it, which he won't) won't give a damn cause he isn't shallow and a hypocrite like many people here, cause she's at a club dancing means she isn't wife material? Eat shit if you think that way.

I know I grind babes too so I can't claim to be better cause it will neither affect my future nor hers.

Lol... She'll get married(which is overrated by Nigerians anyway) and stay so for a long time while the "good" hypocrites will be the ones attending Shiloh

Life isn't as straight forward as you think.
The so-called "good" girls and boys Cardi B is engaged btw grin grin grin

So live your life and let others live

You're not better cause you remember one part of the Bible...
And any fool that will mention my daughter ( cause he doesn't have any other counter arguments)
I won't give a shit cause she's an adult... I won't even find out grin

So heads amebo association and Bible societal relations, my point is"SHUT THE FVCK UP"

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Romance / Re: My Friend Had Sex With This Girl After Buyin Her 2 Meatpie And Coke by lifedynamics: 11:26am On Nov 30, 2017
LadyMarionette:
Why does your friend have such low opinion of himself, to think that the only reason the girl slept with him was his meat pie and coke? Does he not have any redeeming qualities to attract a girl? He needs to work on his self-esteem.


Best reply so far...his foolish friend knows he's a douche who can't get laid... So he thinks it's cause of meat pie she likes him... Smh guys like this give us Nigerian Brothers a bad name

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Romance / Re: My Friend Had Sex With This Girl After Buyin Her 2 Meatpie And Coke by lifedynamics: 9:14am On Nov 30, 2017
Filmewell:
Stop treating women so disgustingly. She is an adult I believe and all she wanted maybe sex just like your friend or she just like him .my point is that he paid for her meatpie did not make her sleep with him.she wanted to just like any other adult desires sex from time time.enough of this female bashing .is just sex.and almost all adult engage in it

Thank you ooo... I thought I was the only one who reasoned like this... If she didn't agree now they'll call her a money eater... Smh


She wanted to always smash him but he bought snacks before they could...
#endofstory

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Romance / Re: Overwhelming Joy As Thousands Celebrates Same-sex Marriage In Australia(Photos) by lifedynamics: 3:52pm On Nov 18, 2017
Lol... Humans ooo humans...
Nigerians are special grin

If you know you lied this morning or have someone you don't like yet you still judge Gay people you'll still go the same "hell" like you guys say that's if your sulphur won't be hotter grin grin

So what's the point in my long speech?
As a Muslim I feel love is the only important part of a religion and the others are nullified. If my best friend happens to be gay in the future, okay... I have a best friend who likes boys

Don't judge people on their sexual orientation it reflects our third World mentality.

If you don't support it, don't support it.
And don't start insulting your fellow homo sapiens( who are most likely better people in general than you are but you feel are not human cause they're gay)

Leave judgement for God, he didn't ask you to fight his battles
We 're straight, they're gay...okay life goes on

P. S. Any retard without an argument or IQ to a chimp's level will quote me and call me gay...

Let me catch your sister grin


My people let's not judge people by these tiny differences

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Romance / Re: Any Real Man Will Spot The Problem With This Picture by lifedynamics: 6:24pm On Nov 11, 2017
mhizesther:
The babe is cold... and he's there putting on a jacket ehn

Lol... Women and Romance ehn grin

Why can't she wear her own jacket ? grin

My African Queens if y'all are cold...i won't remove jacket ooo... Gaan buy your own grin grin
Romance / Re: Any Real Man Will Spot The Problem With This Picture by lifedynamics: 6:23pm On Nov 11, 2017
Lol... Man's not hot
Romance / Re: The Raw Truth About Women. by lifedynamics: 11:28pm On Nov 08, 2017
alexis007:
Bros I've got sisters. Ladies are neither always stupid nor always undeserving. I think the right adjective is "shallow"...they are gullible and irresolute, even the ones in my family. They hardly hold fast to their convictions, and can be sweet-talked and brainwashed into doing the very thing that they hate. That is the major reason why they irritate me. Even guys who can't make up their mind on something...I loathe them too. Other than that, ladies are special creatures.

Talking about stuffs that wowed me more than women: I won't forget Ronaldo's first goal in the last champions league. I had 5k at stake on Real Madrid...and the feeling I had when he scored, all the slayqueens in the kardashian family can't provide it even if I was bedding all of them at once.

...And even when Messi scored the last goal at the Bernabeu last season. Both that goal and the celebration(the display of his shirt to the silenced Madrid crowd) gave me feelings that were ten times bigger than c√mming. I went beyond cloud nine.

If a dude thinks that the greatest happiness in this world lies between the thighs of a woman, then I'm so sorry for him. He is yet to enjoy life to the fullest


Thank you my brother (except for the "women are shallow" part grin) there's so much more to life...

I even curve my girlfriend when I'm playing FIFA.
When Chelsea lost to Tottenham, I broke up with a chick( whom I was smashing grin).

Gee girls are replaceable... Let's not whine them into becoming entitled
Romance / Re: The Raw Truth About Women. by lifedynamics: 11:51am On Nov 08, 2017
alexis007:
Morata!!!!!!!! So magical. That goal wowed me that I personally began what turned to be some rounds of applause for the Spainard in the viewing centre where I watched the ball.

...I couldn't just hold my awe for him back even though I betted on Manchester united with 3k


You see can one stupid and undeserving Female make you this excited? grin
Romance / Re: It Starts With You Saying "YES" Out Of Pity! by lifedynamics: 10:26am On Nov 07, 2017
mhizesther:
Guys do it too..

Unfortunately that's no excuse to join them...
It's like someone saying people kill everyday so I'll join them...all of you will end up in the same place (Jail or with Unwanted pregnancy). Guy or girl
Romance / Re: The Raw Truth About Women. by lifedynamics: 8:13am On Nov 07, 2017
KreativGenius:


Yup, the real definition of special, found out after the whole buhahaha

What do you mean by won't have to to be happy ?

Like you'll find your joy elsewhere... Instead of a woman

Everyone in life needs a partner not a woman.

The partner could be male, female, friends or family or even your career. There are many things to find satisfaction in, A wife/Girlfriend being just one if them.
Romance / Re: The Raw Truth About Women. by lifedynamics: 8:07am On Nov 07, 2017
KreativGenius:




I used to do all these before and had them fall, but with age, i've waxed cold jare

I feel it's too much work and don't see the need to stress myself. I regretted not doing it with one chick sha. I failed here : Just don't send women and that's the true definition of Alpha male.


Ahh effup and maybe she was the special one I was talking about.
No fear my guy, you'll find again or won't have to to be happy
Romance / Re: Man Hypes His Girlfriend On Twitter; Users React by lifedynamics: 8:01am On Nov 07, 2017
Rokia2:
So what is wrong with people naw? So a guy can't praise his girl in peace again?

So many bitter people chie.

I don't understand ooo... That's the first thing that came to mind

Nigerians sha

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Romance / Re: The Raw Truth About Women. by lifedynamics: 7:57am On Nov 07, 2017
KreativGenius:



Respect


Indeed @ It's a game of luck, i agree

Sure @ Nice guys carry last,like me grin


Lol... You should be a bad guy na
It's not about being a douche or nice guy to women.
Just remove emotions and talk to them, then go your own way planning never to see them again, Lol they won't need a reminder to ask for your number grin

But remember it's a game if chance... Some will be happy you left.

Just don't send women and that's the true definition of Alpha male.

Lol if y'all are having some doubts check out Morgan Freeman's interview on CNN on how he makes chicks fall for him.


Women and Pussy are overrated. There's so much more to life e.g. No pussy or ass can give me the joy I felt when Morata scored Man Utd that header grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: The Raw Truth About Women. by lifedynamics: 7:51am On Nov 07, 2017
Cannonleo:
respect

It's the fact mahn
Romance / Re: The Raw Truth About Women. by lifedynamics: 10:44pm On Nov 06, 2017
PureWaterNylon:
Dude its Obvious You Were Hurt... All Of Them Are Not Same Though... If You Say I Shouldnt Be In A Relationship With them, then Who Would I Be In A Relationship With? A Guy? Hell No!

Abeg Just Stop abeg... All These Thing You Guys Write Here Will Only Make these Girls Feel High-Spirited and See You As Weak. They Will Laugh And Mock You... All These Your Hate Speech is Not Worth It... Men Dont Nag Leave That For The Ladies... Just Dont Be The World's Nicest Guy To Them... Be The Mystery


Which one is mystery again..? grin
All this una James Bond talk sef

Dating and Attraction ,like no one else on the planet will tell you, is a game of Probability (Except for the nice guys who don't stand a chance with 21st Century women grin)

Girls have different likes. For every one of those alpha male wannabes who claim that they treat babes with less care and get laid, there is one who will lie to you although he hasn't gotten laid in a year.

So it's a game of chance to find : True love, Women who want to Bleep your brains out, women who think you're hot, women who will see you as a brother and women who'll never be attracted to you.

Love is luck nothing more

What I'll advise guys to do is to enjoy their lives with friends and make more money and go on a vacation in Ibiza. You're supposed to find love on the way to the top ( Everyone should come across love and never find it, talk less of being desperate)

If you're Hot go and watch Chelsea's match or Buy a Ps4 or go drinking with your guys. The more you do these things the less desperate you become and end up not giving a ratsass about women, until you "come across" that outstanding Lady who's challenging.

My slice of the pie, Gentlemen smiley

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Romance / Re: 10 Cruel Things Women Do To Men by lifedynamics: 4:17pm On Nov 05, 2017
pleep:
All this stuff is pretty easy to avoid... just dont over-value women and you will be fine. a few tips for you simp niggas out there;

1. Don't ask for random chicks numbers unless she is 100% into you, save time and effort this way. Its best to just get to know girls in a social setting and exchange numbers if you like what you see.

2. Don't buy drinks for random women... this should be a given. I don't club so i have never experienced this, but you guys need to stop wasting your money.

3. Control your sexuality... if you reject a woman sexual advances every once in a while she looses that power over you. A BJ is not worth your dignity.

4. Learn how to cut a bitch off. Some things are not worth tolerating in a relationship... put your dignity as a man first and u will be aight.


Thank you jarey... So there are still non-Manginas like you
You're a pride to true men smiley
Romance / Re: Guys, Would You Marry A Lady That Earns More Than You? (Video) by lifedynamics: 1:25am On Nov 03, 2017
Marcofranz:

It's not advisable for a man to earn less. The woman just have to quit and go get a less paying job or better still open up a business where the nan would be in charge of the finance.


Excuse me?
Did you just say the woman should quit her job? undecided

LMAO some times I feel like the only guy who doesn't let his ego compromise him

She earns more and??
Those saying she'll disrespect you are no different from girls who say guys will take them for granted if they ask them out (They're all pre-thought worst case scenarios, they're all in their heads)
I mean seriously, I earn 1mill and she earns 1.5 or 2...
LMAO more money for us to go on a vacation to Hawaii grin
Lol.. Humans need to stop worrying about things that won't happen

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Romance / Re: To Hell With All African Sisters. All Of Them by lifedynamics: 9:05am On Nov 02, 2017
TheManofTomorrow:
I support ur opinion big time.

I am a big fan of five of those aforementioned things.
I wonder how some men have time to lick women boots when there are far more interesting things in the world.

I am a fan of being dedicated to one woman who align with ur aspirations.


Ikr...That makes those your hobbies even more interesting when you share it with your special woman
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa: I Want Anthony Joshua, As A Gift For My Birthday (Photo) by lifedynamics: 11:30am On Nov 01, 2017
Nigerians why?? cry
I left twitter cause Man Utd fans nearly killed me
Now you guys have brought it to something about Anthony Joshua

Leave us Chelsea alone... cry
We know we lost... Well sha still qualify grin
Romance / Re: To Hell With All African Sisters. All Of Them by lifedynamics: 9:43am On Nov 01, 2017
Boxer007:



No body likes females,only desperate men. If I want your boyfriend,I could have him in a second. I dare you to give me his number. U jealous?

Lol he has a point though
As much as I don't agree with Op and his insult of women as a whole
But only the desperate kiss the trail of women

I mean there's politics, sports, money, business, movies, and science to talk about other than women

BTW.. There's a difference between women and sex.
Many don't understand this... Anyone can get sex

Anywho only the childish will call me gay

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Romance / Re: Are There More Women Than Men In Nigeria? by lifedynamics: 2:29pm On Oct 22, 2017
lefulefu:
bro there are more men than women in Nigeria.look at the dating scene for example...u would see eight men chasing one babe.even for very ugly girls there are still men who beg for their attention daily. Bros the population of men in Nigeria is twice if not thrice than the number of women.though i do get shocked sometimes when some ladies say dem no see husband marry.anyway it could be the effect of the economy.

Lol... That's cause of many factors

1. Women tend to have more pride than men
2. Many women do not know about or believe in dating sites.
3. They'd rather attend services or concerts to meet guys or wait for their pastor's approval or parents approval.
4. Many feel guys on dating sites are pigs who just want to bust a nut.

Believe me when I tell you... There are more Women than Men... But my Nigerian Queens like to form grin grin
To the level where we believe there are more men when an average chick has guy's she just won't give a chance.

Besides I saw something like that on the internet( Not someone's opinion on the net), saying we have more ladies up in here.
Romance / Re: 10 Differences Between Men And Women by lifedynamics: 10:47pm On Oct 20, 2017
RoyalBlak007:
Reaction when a friend gets in a relationship


E say is " Is she blind? "
Nairalanders have scattered my head grin grin grin grin
You people will not kill me grin grin

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Dying In Silence ? by lifedynamics: 12:38pm On Oct 19, 2017
Benita27:
No man wants to be chased by a lady. Those of you saying ladies should take the bull by the horn are obviously looking for means to increase the number of ladies you've had on your bed, and only a foolish lady would fall for that. Men pride in hunting, and not being hunted. The odds are against you if you chase him.


That's for idiots ( the aforementioned "boys"wink
No serious minded Man looks to hunt, He's looking for a Girlfriend or Wife if need be.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Dying In Silence ? by lifedynamics: 12:34pm On Oct 19, 2017
LMAO... Nigerian Girls are Cowards grin

Who is slut-shaming you? grin grin grin

That's just a made-up excuse by Girls who are too ballless to ask guys out(not flirting, which makes you look like a "slut" as they would say)
If you like Tunde, Haruna or Chukwuma better ask him out

And as my Ogas here have told you " Try not to ask Boys out and observe their attitudes before you make the move" Capiche?

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Car Talk / Re: Saudi Women Celebrate News They Will Finally Be Allowed To Drive by lifedynamics: 9:07am On Sep 28, 2017
Jerrypolo:



I hate it when people are not guided by fact but by "Hearsay" or "Impulsive Hatred".

The Democracy you are shouting for today was not recognized by the colonial masters when they invaded Africa in search of slaves.

They cared less about our "Rights" when they hunted us down, tied us in ships and make us work 18-20 hours a day.

If every region is allowed to determine their government as enshrined in the UN charter, I do not see why anybody would be concerned about how Arabs decide to run their affairs.

Language in religion is a tool for subjugation and colonization no doubt. The Roman empire did that with Latin, even in the Catholic church today Latin is still being used.

Looking at Africa, Nigeria in particular. Do you think democracy is doing us any Good?.


Leave them na
Car Talk / Re: Saudi Women Celebrate News They Will Finally Be Allowed To Drive by lifedynamics: 9:01am On Sep 28, 2017
Olabamijiakande:


bro your thinking faculty is the one in bondage, it showed u didn't think at all before putting this up... and the European countries dominated by xtians are the ones fronting sodomy and same sex marriage, alcoholism and the likes.. it won't take u anything to use your head

Leave the mumu... I heard Google Play Store has a free app for "Sense of reasoning " tell him to go and download it.

Some ignorant people will just join the crowd and start insulting Islam... When their so called Christian lands are legalising Gay marriages...
Christians and Hypocrisy are like Garri and Sugar
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Chelsea :UCL (1 - 2) On 27th September 2017 by lifedynamics: 10:19pm On Sep 27, 2017
Iseoluwani:
Wow, I never knew that Apostle Conte, the presiding Bishop of Chelsea Modern Day Football Ministry can also run 4 services as well, with guest speakers, Minister Morata and Evangelist Batman ministering in the first, third, fourth, and second service respectively and Pastor Cesar Azphilicueta was the guest artist. The Lord also used Minister Fabrigas and Hazard in a mighty way, even though they arrived late during the course of the service. Rev. Kante and Bakayako never disappointed us as they led us in marathon prayer sections. Brother Curtious, Rudiger, Christensen, Moses Alonso, Cahill and Willian made sure we had no problems with the arrangement of people trooping in for the service as they served as members of the Ushering unit.
What a wonderful service.
You are also invited to our next service on Saturday in Spain as the Lord will be using different mighty men of God to minister to us in that service. As you worship with us, may God bless you...


Guy you dey mental grin grin grin grin grin

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