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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Chelsea :UCL (1 - 2) On 27th September 2017 by lifedynamics: 9:40pm On Sep 27, 2017
Chelsea!!!!! Last minute.... Their fada... Haters have you seen? #bluesarekings

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Chelsea :UCL (1 - 2) On 27th September 2017 by lifedynamics: 8:32pm On Sep 27, 2017
cstr1000:

That guy should not be on a team that wants the champions league.
Against any serious team, he is capable of throwing the game away on his own.
See as he just undo all the work.

Thank you very much!... The fool almost ruined Us against Barça... Now he has completed his mission
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Chelsea :UCL (1 - 2) On 27th September 2017 by lifedynamics: 8:31pm On Sep 27, 2017
See this stupid Luiz undecided
Gaming / Re: The 10 FIFA Commandments by lifedynamics: 8:54am On Sep 26, 2017
No. 7 tho...Everyone's game plan grin
Gaming / Re: The 10 FIFA Commandments by lifedynamics: 8:53am On Sep 26, 2017
I hate that no. 9 ehnn...The thing is like a paradox....
I'll choose Brazil and one madman will choose Barcelona undecided

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Romance / Re: He Wants To Marry Her But Her Family Is Too Short by lifedynamics: 9:59am On Sep 19, 2017
LMAO... This night trippin' grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: ‘i Think Nigerian Men Are Not Romantic’- Singer, Simi by lifedynamics: 7:45pm On Sep 16, 2017
Fact though... I'm a guy... Any guy who argues this is a fool

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Romance / Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by lifedynamics: 2:08pm On Sep 16, 2017
[q cryuote author=IamLEGEND1 post=60510015] When she visits for the 18th time and you never try to off her paynt. [/quote]


Okay... You just finished me grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: The Real Meaning Of FEMINISM........5 Facts About Feminism by lifedynamics: 1:48pm On Sep 09, 2017
That no.5 is the biggest load of crap ever invented since the "biography " of king Arthur...

LMAO... If were a business man and I paid women less... I would only hire women na grin...nonsense

No. 1 Is crap too... It should be called "equality" not "feminism"...men have rights too

No. 2 Sadly... Many of you do hate men... And it's more common among younger women... Older women are too busy enjoying their husbands and kids undecided

No. 3 Whatever grin

No. 4 I believe this is very true... I agree with you Op... But it's impossible... Men have been conditioned like this since the time of Caesar

No. 5 Again grin...it's funny how there are more feminists in relatively liberal areas e.g. the US Of A, Germany, even Nigeria
Y'all vote, work, divorce, get paid, have sex, have friends, go out and drink, ask guys out etc and claim you're not free and need feminism grin grin

The areas where it is needed lack it... Go to the Middle East... Some parts of Africa and northern Nigeria...(not like the women there are complaining anyways)

Go and start your movements there and dodge the Ak-47s while at it grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Top 20 Strongest Naruto Characters. Do You Agree With The List? by lifedynamics: 12:46pm On Aug 31, 2017
Skynumba1:
I just even realized that you placed kakashi ahead of Minato and tobirama. bro I don't get it o. kakashi who lost to pain, kakuzu hmmmm. well it's ur list so shizune can be ur strongest no wahala

(clears throat) Kakashi didn't die because he list the fight... He died cause he was protecting choji's fat ass
....Besides Apart from any other Otsutsuki member (Toneri or the Sage of six paths of etc) no one could possibly beat the pains...Apart from my boy Madara though
TV/Movies / Re: Top 20 Strongest Naruto Characters. Do You Agree With The List? by lifedynamics: 12:41pm On Aug 31, 2017
TopsyKrete:
Interesting write up cool

But to me o, Itachi was the best shinobi in Narutoverse, if not for his terminal illness...

One can only reminise on the 72hours lecturing he gave Kakaski in a space of a second

Thank you ooo my guy... He didn't have any special added abilities everything from him was hard work and intellect

That dude might arguably not be the best...
But Itachi is by miles the smartest ever Shinobi in Ninja history since the Sage of the six paths...

The guy was fvcking annoying mehn grin grin
Everyday he spoke in parables and idioms... I never understood Itachi's Words grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: The Origins Of Game Of Thrones Night King by lifedynamics: 12:29pm On Aug 31, 2017
Mehn that Night King scene in Hardhome was the most badass scene in movie history

Seeing the Night King that day made Jon Snow so obsessed with him as we have seen recently grin grin cheesy

But Jon hates that guy oooo...see the hate in Jon's eyes when he killed that dragon

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TV/Movies / Re: Wow! So Bran Is The Night King In GoT- Come in here for mad theories. by lifedynamics: 12:24pm On Aug 31, 2017
Is it just me or Op did you also notice that since the Night King touched Bran they now look like
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Winning Westeros? Beware The Night King Before 'game Of Thrones' Season 8 by lifedynamics: 12:19pm On Aug 31, 2017
angels09:

He must first bind the army of the dead who now have a dragon to boot... He is going to lose out big time... He's too cocky for his own survival
The cockyness is what has kept him alive all this while
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Winning Westeros? Beware The Night King Before 'game Of Thrones' Season 8 by lifedynamics: 12:17pm On Aug 31, 2017
SamzackD:



I doubt if Jon will lay claim to the iron throne,

I think he's gonna remain in the north and rule cause he is more of a stark than a targaryen, and I feel he is still gonna support his aunt on her claim to the iron throne

LMAO... I think you guys haven't been paying attention

So you think they'll both live after season 8?
Think again

The both of them are most likely going to die the same way Lyanna and Rhaegar did ( Dany after childbirth and Jon falling on the battlefield to the Night King or that Bitch called Cersei's Soldiers)
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Winning Westeros? Beware The Night King Before 'game Of Thrones' Season 8 by lifedynamics: 12:15pm On Aug 31, 2017
Euron Greyjoy is an evil fvck grin
TV/Movies / Re: What Is Your Favourite Game Of Thrones Line by lifedynamics: 12:11pm On Aug 31, 2017
minato09:
Your lips are moving your complaining about something that whining. This one's been killed six times you dont hear him bitching about it - the hound

I love that guy Mehn... He's such a childish douche grin

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TV/Movies / Re: What Is Your Favourite Game Of Thrones Line by lifedynamics: 12:10pm On Aug 31, 2017
LMAO... By Sandor Clegane( The Hound)
" Every Lord I've ever met has been a cunt, why should the lord of light be any different"
Shit killed me mehn grin grin grin

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TV/Movies / Re: What Is Your Favourite Game Of Thrones Line by lifedynamics: 12:08pm On Aug 31, 2017
From the legendary Olenna Tyrell " He really was a cunt wasn't he?"

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Romance / Re: 6 Signs A Lady Wants You To Touch Her When She Comes Visiting by lifedynamics: 8:27pm On Jul 24, 2017
Somebody should shoot me for being a dull guy

I have seen this 6 signs from 4 girls in the last 5 months (all signs for each in one day) yet i did nothing...
I gats kill maiself now cry

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Romance / Re: The Agony Of A Fat Nigerian Girl. by lifedynamics: 8:18pm On Jul 24, 2017
Why do Humans always talk like being fat is a permanent curse and disease

If youre fat and nobody wants to do you

Go the Gym jarey!!!!! undecided
Romance / Re: Its A Woman's World, Love, Respect And Cherish Her by lifedynamics: 4:22pm On Jul 08, 2017
Antoeni:
I know that most of you have noticed that it is always in my character to APPRECIATE WOMEN whenever I talk about them.. do you know why? It's because "They're unique and specially made " And it is also nice to always remind some of them the 'unique aspects' of women which they might have forgotten or yet to know.
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The Most handsome man on earth can NEVER appear prettier than the most ugly woman on earth. Before every woman, every man is ugly, if not so, what would a handsome man want from an ugly woman? I have seen many cases, have you?
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If you're a short woman, has it never surprised you why tall men come for you? It means that you're taller than every tall man on earth. If not so, what would a tall man want from a short- woman like you?
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You walk by feet..yet, guys that move by car stop just to have your audience. Is it not a good reason to think big and high? There is something special about you that would make rich guys stop-by. C'mon, nod your head and smile naaa..


so every nigerian girl is finer than zayn malik...Bruhh you tripppin grin grin grin
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If only you could see how men gaze at you while crossing the road, you'd be baffled. I am a man and I know that no flower is more attractive than a woman and no fragrance smells better than your skin. Always brighten up.
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Every Woman is just like an only child. When you're gone "Married" your family will always miss you even when they claim not to.
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What would make a man walk many miles, vallies and hills just to bring you to his home? Why would he visit your kinsmen severally on different dates just to bring you home? It is because, he cannot live without a woman!!
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Is he not foolish? If he is not, why would he bring you when he must have gotten a house and some properties? And why would he not worry that you came with nothing? It is because; every man's effort is for a woman's benefit'.. So, STOP crying, Stop the Isolation and stop worrying. Your worth as a woman is beyond comparison. Only if men will tell the truth, they will confess just as I did.

Romance / Re: A Lady Spotted Smoking Heavily While Reading The Bible by lifedynamics: 7:35am On Jul 07, 2017
munyiwa:
You are leading into perdition
No oooo... Y'all Christians form new rules and make Christianity look tough and life-hindering.
But I know some pastors here in the US... They've explained all to me. Christians are supposed to be the happiest and free people on the planet cause they have a Saviour whose looking out for them...
So please... Society(Africa undecided) and it's rules are not those of God's...
I didn't see anything against tattoos and smoking and hairstyles(mohawk) in the Bible...(went to a Christian high school)

The only valid card is Fornication and the rest

So please let's stop changing our dad above's words

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Romance / Re: Married Woman Gives 22-Year-Old Lover Overdose Of Sex Drugs, Abandons Him by lifedynamics: 7:26am On Jul 07, 2017
Demainman1:
22 years old boy grin grin
Thanks oooo my brother... I thought I was the only one who saw it
Nigeria Ehnn... In the USA 22-year-old celebs are worth over 50million dollars... Kylie isn't even 20 yet and they call her a woman...
This Nigeria someone has to be 40 before he's an adult undecided
Romance / Re: Lady With Big Backside Causes Commotion On The Streets, Trends Online (Photos) by lifedynamics: 11:52am On Jul 06, 2017
Ighoga898:
women with big booty are a no no for me.
I like me a Rhianna-like shape...
They re ageless.
Thank you ooo... Big booty turns into a shit pillow at old age

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Possessed! Picks Fight In Public, Expects Me 2step In &save Her by lifedynamics: 7:36am On Jul 05, 2017
"Landed her a sound slap"
Just kill mr grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Princess Vitarah As A 7-Year-Old & Now. Singer Behind Popular Little Girl Meme by lifedynamics: 1:58pm On Jul 03, 2017
sexybbstar:
My childhood pix can never be used as a meme... That's because I look.. sad sad sad
See this mad coincidence...
I was thinking yesterday of how to find this girl and if she's even still alive...
Small world grin
Romance / Re: Guy Proposes To A Girl At Florida Mall And She Walks Out (Photos) by lifedynamics: 7:56am On Jun 28, 2017
kullozone:
Left away ko, fly away ni.

That one na for people wey wan marry sha, I no kuku folo.
Girls will be pushing them to be romantic and they too will just turn to mumu.... See the result now.

Bruhhh grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
Romance / Re: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by lifedynamics: 2:07pm On Jun 26, 2017
marieolae:
Its sad. But I dnt see anything in trying to loose weight, instead of swimming in depression. Its just being healthy really. Nobody Is saying they should be skinny, but really, if they want to live longer..they should get more active.

Abii ooo... Nice one jarey. If you're fat go and exercise na grin...ahan girls are more shallow cause they discriminate guys height (which can't be altered) but guys discriminate weight which can be lost in 3 months and guys are the shallow ones undecided
Romance / Re: Wife Leaves Husband And Wants Half Of Everything He Own, See What She Got by lifedynamics: 9:15pm On Jun 25, 2017
khiaa:


Lol grin When I made that comment it wasn't a personal attack on you, I was generalising. Sorry for the misunderstandimg. smiley

Good then...about that I meant you can't know a gold digger... What if she pretends till y'all are married Huh?
Romance / Re: Wife Leaves Husband And Wants Half Of Everything He Own, See What She Got by lifedynamics: 9:07pm On Jun 25, 2017
khiaa:


1. Of course it depends on the length of the marriage.
2. A gold digger will stay in the marriage for as long as possible to accumulate more financial gains.
3. Men who are stupid enough to marry a gold digger deserved to be burned. Stop thinking with your penus, and use the brain that God gave you.

Please I didn't use any insults ...so watch it

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