No mind her

Smellymouth:
"..Your life is a movie. You are the main character. You say your scripts and act to your lines..Of course you do your lines in each scene. There is a hidden camera and a director who you can ask for help anytime up above.."

==>Diana Rose Morcilla..


LifeofAirforce1, live your life bruh..

medunah is just one of my many haters.

GaggleNSwallow:


^ ^ ^ Exactly why I think you are an obsessed internet slut! Jealous biatch, should have made the thread to discuss about your fake wig and used sanitary pad instead.


Yes, I'm a fan. You're not even qualified to give him a lapdance. Bony-ass b1tch.

The Highlighted

Princess4ng:


I didnt say so.. I just asked a question?? By d way... Celeb dey Waka for leg?? Part of being a celeb is also showcase of fake life.. We all know that

Ive never bragged about ownin a car but i got access to cars.

I've never in anytime called myself a celeb its you guys that call me celeb Maybe you have your reasons which i guess tis a good one.

[b]How come you the most hated guy on Nairaland but won the heart of many here at the party?


Airforce, Why didn't you come with Pinkjacket?

Airforce did you come with your CD because we would like you to perform?


Why do you always advice dark skinned girls to bleach?

Where do you live?

Do you know Lalasticlala in person?

How is your music going?

How did you become so popular on Nairaland?

Airforce1 can I join your table?

Airforce1 do you live in Lagos?

Why did you dumped Airforce1 for LifeofAirforce1?

Too many questions man.

You know, When people ask you all this question in one day, it shows You're Important.

Princeakins is such a fine dude.

Fynestboy is truely a fine boy.

Those girls sitting on my right WOW

Hey, calm down I know you so dying to see the photos.
I didn't take photos .. Vizkiz did.

So back to my story, I left my house around some minutes past 12 in the afternoon. The weather was cool and i was feeling myself.

I had with me Hennessy VSOP, Coca Cola pet bottle, a packet of Benson swift, a lighter , 27k in cash, my ATM and an Eva bottle water.

I didn't go with pinkjacket because It was my first time of going to Elegushi and I no sabi road.

On getting to Elegushi beach by taxi, I saw so many people... Beautiful people I meant .. I saw so many beautiful girls n their swim wears and they all got beautiful skin.

i saw mad shapes , big yansh, big breasts and not so big yansh and breasts.. If no be sey Na party I dey come I for take off clothes follow them swim because Dem too fine and Dem ready to mingle with a living legend like me so I left.

on getting to the party venue, I saw people but not sure if they were nairalanders so i called Adewunmi opemipo, as you all know he's one of the organizers and i described to him were I was but I didn't tell him I be Airforce1 Lol...
dude walked up to me , and asked for my nairaland moniker so i whispered to his ears AIRFORCE1.

dude was like WOW! We hugged I guess at that moment he felt like he had seen Drake you know that feelings.

Dude took me up stage and was like "Hello Everyone guess who we have here.. AIRFORCE1. Our nairaland celeb"

Everyone at the party that heard about my presence was filled with so much joy.
I felt sooo loved..
Although I was a little bit shy but my Hennessy took Tha shyness off my face.. Lol

I noticed girls plenty pass guys at the party and this girls fine.

I met roseelineluv for the first time and I fell in love.
she's beautiful and she seems to me like a Nice girl.

She's so young and got a glowing beautiful skin colour.
Honestly, I would love to meet you again Roselyn.

I met Negedugrace .. She's beautiful.
she.
she's light skinned.
well she tried to talk about some of my comments on nairaland but I had to swiftly change the topic because I came to party and not to talk about Nairaland.

girls plenty Wey i meet Wey i no ask for Dem monikers and we all acted like we've known each other for long.

I liked the maturity we all displayed at the party.

I'm sure people's perspective about me go don change now.

hugged everyone I met at the venue.
we ate and drank together.

Vizkiz and him girlfriend tho. Lol
Dem just dey form Romeo and Juliet for the party and its all good.

I enjoyed the Barbecue..
I liked everything about the party.
it was cool .. We were about 40 something in number.
and i like it like that No crowd.
No bullshit.

Nairalanders are good dancers I'm happy everything went well.

Mynd.44 no show I for ask am many questions.

This two guys above are nothing but fools

Don't worry bout me guys

I'm fine

I was at the party, I met so many peeps and we had fun.

sinaj:
For d 1st time in a longtime Airforce1 opened a reasonable thread.


I hope it continues diz way unlike d Milo nd Milk threads

mtchew

makydee:
This is a new year oga

Na your papa get nairaland abi Na your mama dey buy data for me?

Hi everyone as you all know today is the D day .. So please i want to use this opportunity to suggest we respect ourselves at the party.

if girl no wan dance with you, free her (No bad blood)

if a guy No send you, be yourself (No hard feelings)

I'm a shy guy by nature and if I choose to do things different , please don't be mad.


Its going to be fun.

don't leave your house empty pocket so you don't get stranded.

if you don't want to carry cash hold your ATM.

If you cant swim please don't go near the water and be careful of the waves.

It's gonn be fun.

God bless you all.

Rextayne:
i swear thank God i'm not in lag atm if not i for gun u down dare

freedom of speech i can guarantee you
but freedom after speech i cant guarantee you.

you may think you're faceless, but when the torchlight is on you, trust me you will have no where to hide

Lol

As you all know tomorrow is the D day at Elegushi and its gonn be fun all the way as promised by the organizers.


So I think their are some nairalanders I really want to meet tomorrow.

Theyre crazy but in a funny way.

The first guy is that Trouble maker called Billy or sorry Vizkiz I meant.
this dude gave me touble back in the day but I've grown thick skin now so I don't care no more.


The second guy is Martyns303 .. Lol .. He's my boy but always act like he's better than me.

The 3rd person on this list is Milychocs.
I don't know much about this lady but the first time i encountered this lady, she showered me dough even without asking and that's what i call Love.
God bless her for me.
I wont forget.


The 4th person on this honourable men and women list is Iamkingzlee.
Fine gentleman.
gentleman with a swagg.
a fashionista and Gods gift to women.
Cool Boy.
But honestly I don't know why he made this list.



More list coming.

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