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I am wishing all of you good luck.

Dont forget to bring ur first fruits to the alter.

DepressedCyborg:
My suggestions
Remove your picture, age, gender, relationship status.

Remove the training section, it's still the same university training.

You've only worked 2 years and graduated this year. How are you suddenly a senior engineer?

If your tech focus is web development, why mention c++?
Don't put everything on your cv just put the absolute necessary details.

What about on linkedin,etc? @ removing pics.

BIZNess123:

RIP to him


Meanwhile most graduate without jobs are those that came out with either 3rd class or 2.2

See yeye talk.

2.2 and third class na good result?

Every thing na your character, connection and information.

Life is bigger than getting a job.

Lessons123:
Dear Nairalanders,

Sequel to my thread about me investing over 30 million in my wife and she is ungrateful https://www.nairaland.com/6756674/wife-ungrateful.

Yesterday I asked her I wanted to check her phone and she started to delete some email messages and when I asked her to show me as it was still in the thrash yet to be fully deleted she tried to jump off the balcony of the two storey building.

I called my parents as she said she wanted to jump off and commit suicide, she said if I leave the balcony for her to use her phone she would not commit suicide.


We managed to drag her back and then she asked that she wants to be alone in her room and speak to her dad, we allowed her as we knew she was going to delete the email.

Nairalanders please what do you think she is up to please, bear in mind that I also observed she records our conversations when we have issues but that had been settled. I am still in the Marraige but sincerely I am shocked, this her move was really extremely sinister. Please advise me on my next steps, though I have started some already.

SIMP!.

You wife dey collect big gboloa for ............

MirthOsas:
Hey D!

I know I haven't updated you in a while, I just have had a lot to do recently.

So, I finished the module on Object Oriented Programming. I learnt about classes, inheritance, the static property, the super keyword, constructor functions, prototypes and related stuff.
I also learnt about the data- attribute, how to get box dimensions, how to control scrolling, how to load scripts dynamically, how to set timers and intervals, the location and history objects. I also learnt how to work with the date object.

Today, I completed a module on events, where I learnt about the different types of events: the different ways of listening to events, the phases of DOM events and event propagation. I also learnt about how to make DOM elements draggable, and how to mark the drop area.

Sincerely, most of these concepts seem pretty abstract, so I decided to download some javascript projects from youtube to solidify the knowledge gained.

Asides from learning, I also signed up to several platforms:
Firstly, I signed up with AltSchoolAfrica and the assessment test would be around the first week of February. I have been preparing so that my 10k for registration won't go to waste. The programme seems like it would be worth it given the nature of preparedness of those involved coupled with the very high pass mark of 85% . There'd be no refund of the registration fee if one doesn't get up to the required passmark. I'll be good though.

Secondly, I joined a free bootcamp TopSkill Universe, where one is required to go through some classes for three months and if one is amongst the best from the cohort, one is given an automatic scholarship into the firm's academy which would run online for eight months. If one is eventually finishes successfully, one can be absorbed into the firm as a junior developer.

Thirdly, I enrolled to the Software Engineering scholarship programme of ALX, and I already got accepted. Onboarding is next month, the only downside is that one is expected to put in about 70hours of work weekly Who does that? I'll be good though since it'd be done online.

I also signed up for Enyatta's build up 2.0, this is a program that gives free macbooks to aspiring or non-established techies. One is required to go through a series of tests and interview. On scaling through, one would be entitled to a macbook. Scaled through the first stage already, the next phase is the skill based test, and I sincerely do not know what to expect, but I am hoping for the best.

No retreating D! An expert-level and innovative developer I must be!

That free laptop stop is really cool.

Do you have any company offering such currently?

olubantylove:
Hello everyone, I'm a fullstack developer with experience building web applications . I'm seriously in need of a job, either remote or full time. Also if if you can link me up with any gig, I'll so much appreciate it too.

My stacks are Laravel, PHP, JavaScript, Bootstrap, CSS and HTML. Also I'm pretty good with version control systems tools like GIT/GITHUB.

Hw far?

I know u don get job.

Rush come pay your tithe.

MufasaLion:
Allowing my daughter access to a cell doesn't mean she's got the permission to be on Tik Tok, especially someone of North's age.

Guy dem one use our head.

Kanye support every thing all na clout.

Indirectly advertising the girls account and Tik Tok.

We don sabi una.

The girl Tik Tok account go swell now.

To understand the world we must reverse every thing.

Righteousness2:
Putin the bear! The Gog Magog king pin.
Endtimes Prophecies are at an all time .

Russia Ukraine crisis is more of a smoke screen to the GogMagog War.

Israel is becoming the Focal of world politics and Events.
Russia, Iran, Turkey and the many others are forming the GogMagog Collation that will go against Israel.

America is no where to be seen in the Endtimes Collation as Mystery Babylon aka Nomerica is made irrelevant and taken away.

The Coming of JESUS Christ is Upon us! Be Concious of this fact and Live Ready because in a Moment, in a twinkling of an eye, all who are Saved and washed in the Blood of JESUS Christ will be snatched up to Meet JESUS in the air.

EWU!

LOLZ.

Amechi na jonzing.

Freebills12:
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As in Eee, children of nowadays... You forgot that there was a civil war once in this country.

OK, na me get the RR.

stanliwise:
abeg I can't continue in this drunk talk.
have a good day

OK.

Bu dont compare a forum site with a fin tech app.

airsaylongcome:
Are you kidding me now? Seriously? SMF is top in its domain? On what criteria do you make this assertion?

OK!

Is their any popular gig site owned by the Chinsese?

Slay King!

FIFApresident1:
Kudos to the developer(s) of Tiktok.

How a Social media app created in 2016 was able to become the number 1 is amazing.

Tik tok is doing the right thing.

Face book and co are greedy.

E good for dem.

SIMP!

People still send dia kids to those uni?

I see super eagles wining and wining Ghana.

See mad money.

How can I get part of this money...

ellizy:
If ojukwu owns the car, it would have been rode in the east and wouldn’t be inherited by a the emir successor…

Na true.

The car would have been existing till today in the Ojukwus garage.

cobsol:
Thats Ikembas car, this same car is seen during general kk mbanugo confirmation 1965.

Modify na nonsense i just type up there , ALL WE NEED IS AN IGBO PRESIDENT or divide nigeria.

No more room to Fulani efulefu or ofenmanu its our turn!

With dis kind talk?

Na me get the rolls royce.

chuksvee:
As a novice looking to delve into tech, where and how do you suggest I start, what programing language do I start learning with

I wish u good luck in your new journey

stanliwise:
The guy just dey yarn dust. He no see flutter or paystack to call top notch na one SMF script he dey call top notch. He is prolly a beginner still on the wow moment so I don’t blame him.

Discourse is a great choice but you may need to consider the stacks and tools. Would you be able to hire devs to maintain discourse. Because discourse is built I think using python. I don’t know if there are a lot of good python devs in web space.

NL engine is top notch in its league..

Comparing NL engine with pay stack and co.

Are they de same thing?



OK!

PayStack that u mentioned is great but its easier to code than NL engine.

I fir bet all my ballz.

biz2get:
This is Trash talk...

OK!

ebuka1997:
Sometimes doing a quick sample for the client accelerates the hiring process and shows you know what needs to done.

A tailored proposal also gets the most hits, clients can smell custom proposals from a mile away.

I am not understanding

SarkinYarki:
Make I do buy one of those pick up ...I hope they are trusty like Toyota Hilux?

Peogo strong pass Toyo any day.

Let vote for Dangote as our next presido.

Buhar!

Why did he sign in the first place.

McProspero:
Forget bro, you just need the complete set up , your computer , your educational tool, xampp properly installed and running, notepad++ , that's all.. then you just need the right learning tool. A book precisely can make learning and practicing a perfect gane

U dey joke.