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He thinks nigerian politics is all about mathematics,fame,money,entertainment!!! If you think our politics is all about money,please go and ask amaechi what's up! If you think our politics is all about entertainment,please go and ask 9ice! If you think our politics is all about fame,please go and ask alao akala! If you think our politics is all about internet mathematics(1+1=2,please go and ask fayemi!!! Buhari 'll be agonizingly close in defeating jonathan,BUT HE 'LL LOSE AGAIN.

At least whasApp is better than 2go where kids 'll be telling you if you need nude pics,you should send them #50mtn card!!! Its really disgusting.

martincbarton:
do they really have future?

wait let me ask shekau

Story for the gods...she don Bleep jare

If dem like make dem attack diamond rich town,na dem sabi...since the north_east citizen no fit say no to terrorism,anyways Gej till 2019,goldswill akpabio from 2019 to 2023,then Gmb from 2023 to 2027

An ordinary citizen acquiring warship? You can't even price a bullet_proof on olx let alone buying a warship here in canada. He should be charged for attempted terrorism.

1. Her full name is Beyoncé Giselle Carter-
Knowles.
2. She was born September 4, 1981 in Houston,
Texas.
Source: Tumblr
3. Ever wondered how she got her name? She
was named after her mother's maiden name.
4. She has Native American, African, Irish and
French heritage and is descended from Joseph
Broussard, the Acadian leader through her
mother.
5. Beyoncé's singing talent was discovered at
the age of 8 in a dance class, when her teacher
was singing a song and she finished it hitting all
the high notes.
Source: Corner of Beyonce
6. At 8 she also met her future Destiny's child
band mates Kelly Rowland and LaTavia
Robertson in an audition, they were placed
with three other girls as part of the all-girl
group Girl's Tyme
7. As a young girl, she won a school singing
competition with John Lennon's "Imagine"
8. Beyoncé suffered from depression for two
years, but kept it hidden as it was around the
time that Destiny's Child won their Grammy.
9. She is a generous person. Beyoncé joined
former Destiny's Child bandmate, Kelly
Rowland, to create the Survivor Foundation,
which provides relief to victims of natural
disasters. Also built the Knowles Temenos Place
Apartments in the greater Houston area.
Source: Wikicommons
10. She has worked with several other charities
including Chime for Change, Girl Up, Elevate
Network, International Planned Parenthood
Federation, Girls Inc. of Greater Houston, and I
Was Here.
11. Her debut album Dangerously in Love,
earned her five Grammys.
12. Her mother is a hairstylist and a costume
designer named as Tina Beyonce. Her father is
a record manager named as Mathew Knowles
13. Her mother, Tina, has been involved with
Beyoncé's career for years, beginning with
designing the wardrobe for Destiny's Child.
Source: Tumblr
14. Surprise, surprise: "Jersey Shore" is her
favorite television show.
Source: MTV
15. "A Star is Born" was her favorite movie of
all time.
16. Her ultimate style icon is British
supermodel Kate Moss.
17. She married rapper, Jay-Z, on April 4, 2008.
Source: Tumblr
18. Some of her favorite things to do include
staying home and watching TV and sitting
courtside with husband Jay-Z at Brooklyn Nets
games.
Source: Tumblr
19. In 2010, Guinness World Records named
them the Highest Earning Power Couple, after
earning $122 million that year.
20. Jay Z once rapped that he and Beyoncé had
a miscarriage before Blue Ivy and she even
talked about it in her documentary.
21. Beyoncé's pregnancy announcement earned
the Guinness World Book of Records title for
most tweets per second
22. The couple's first daughter, Blue Ivy Carter,
was born on Jan. 7, 2012.
Source: Tumblr
23. Two days later Blue became the youngest
person to land on the Billboard charts, as her
cries were recorded on the Jay-Z track "Glory."
Source: Tumblr
24. Beyoncé served as ambassador for the 2012
World Humanitarian Day.
25. Beyoncé's voice is categorized as a mezzo-
soprano
26. She established the Beyoncé Cosmetology
Center at the nonprofit Phoenix House in
Brooklyn, N.Y.
27. Sasha Fierce was Beyoncé's alter ego, and
was created in 2003 to help her get over
shyness on stage. She told Allure Magazine in
2010 that she no longer feels the need for a
stage persona.
28. Beyoncé has several side businesses. She
founded the House of Deréon clothing line with
her mother and the name comes from her
grandmother's name - Agnes Dereon. She has
also launched several fragrance lines including:
Heat and Pulse.
Source: Facebook/HouseOfDereon
29. She's also signed multi-million dollar
endorsement deals with Pepsi, American
Express, and L'Oreal.
Source: Pepsi
30. Some of her nicknames include Bey, B,
Queen B and Princess of Pop.
31. Following the success of the Spanish version
of her hit song Irreplaceable, Beyoncé decided
to release a Spanish version of her album
"B'Day," even collaborating with Shakira on her
song Beautiful Liar.
33. Her first solo tour was in 2004.
34. In September 2010 she was named The
World's Most Beautiful Woman by People
magazine.
Source: Tumblr
35. Her sister, Solange, is also a successful
singer.
Source: Tumblr
36. Beyonce released her new self-titled
"visual" album in December which created a
social media frenzy as well as impressive
instantaneous sales.
37. Beyonce Beyonce rejected traditional
promotional tactics for new album, such as
early singles and media appearances. Instead,
he tweeted "Surprise!" to millions of her
followers along with the news of the new
album and a link to the iTunes store.
38. The visual album became the year's top-
selling female debut only 27 hours after its
surprise launch, and without any pre-release
promotion.
Source: Tumblr
39. Beyonce says she sees music. "I see music.
It's more than just what I hear (...) When I'm
connected to something, I immediately see a
visual or a series of images that are tied to a
feeling or an emotion-a memory from my
childhood, thoughts about life, my dreams or
my fantasies. And they're all connected to the
music."
Source: Tumblr
40. She plays the voice of Queen Tara in the
new animated film Epic.
Source: EW
41. She starred in MTV's Carmen: A Hip Hopera -
based on the French opera Carmen.
42. Beyonce played Foxxy Cleopatra, a 70s
bombshell, in Austin Powers in Goldmember.
Source: Tumblr
43. She became the first non-supermodel or
non-athlete to appear on the cover of Sports
Illustrated's swimsuit issue in 2007.
Source: Sports Illustrated
44. She is 5 ft 6 in tall.
45. She made Grammy history in January 2010
when she became the first female artist to win
six Grammy's in one evening.
46. Beyonce's favorite number is 4. Her mother
was born on January 4th. She was married on
April 4th. Her birthday is September 4th and
her husband's is December 4th.
47. In 2007, she became the first female artist
to be awarded the International Artist Award
at the American Music Awards.
48. She owns a condominium in Miami, and a
house in London, England
49. Beyonce's favorite makeup to wear is
mascara.
50. Her net worth is around $300 million and
Jay Z is worth $500 million.
Source: Tumblr

The lord God almighty 'll sure do it for you again...this time you 'll have twins.ijn

ba7man:
see this nonentity marking username.

They'll release your pix now and we'll find out its one hungry student in a dirty hostel behind the moniker.

guy u still dey abuse abi? No problem

ba7man:
You just like poverty sha. You're a "Slum porn" addict.

guy I don mark ur username,if you ever abuse me again...I swear with my grandfather name,I go know wetin i go do you. Wetin concern you with my thought?

I wanna see mushin or orile island in pictures pls

If dem like,make dem pick "baba iyabo" as him running mate!!! Come feb 2015 dem go still lose to gej. Gej till 2019...godswill apkabio from 2019 to 2023,Gmb from 2023 to 2027.

Lord God of israel,have mercy upon him for he does not know what he is saying! And also forgive us our sins too

duduhemit36:
dat wat iz killing u pple till today.....

dat is wat is killing you o,not me

damochewinner:
J

j for jonathan

mustaphagreens:
E

E for Ebele

jorhney:
b

b for buhari

Story for the gods...Goodluck Ebele jonathan till buhari becomes an anglican bishop.

IDERAWOLE:
By this comment of yours; you've shown how funny anyone can be.

Have you heard that what it takes for evil to fester is for others to keep quiet when the evil doer is on rampage.

Why not join his train in the macarba dance going on in Abuja!

I will join it in due time,believe me!

IDERAWOLE:
By this comment of yours; you've shown how funny anyone can be.

Have you heard that what it takes for evil to fester is for others to keep quiet when the evil doer is on rampage.

Why not join his train in the macarba dance going on in Abuja!

I will

Baba is a hero and a legend in not only nigeria but africa as a whole...instead of him to keep maintaining his heroism,he is just fooling himself around with cheap political amateurs in this country!!! I think he should just leave politics and concentrate on making heaven. My thought tho.

wincyhov:
us ni Guantanamo bay ko
what he did was not mature but
u think u.s abuses their citizens human rights like some countries do

have you ever been to the U.S? Do you think they joke with terrorism like nigeria?

This is nonsense,you know those islamic millitants are terrorizing the country and you are still putting on there outfit! Are you glorifying the terrorist or what? If it is in the U.S that he tries this,he would have been in guantanamo bay by now.

Op why is God on that list? Who told you God doesn't exist? You and me been alive today is not by power nor by might, But by thy spirit says thy lord ...pls remove God from that list o"JESUS CHRIST IS THESAME YESTADAY,TODAY AND FOREVER". Shalom

She don start again abi,naso she buy range rover that time,mr ayedee go report her give google...dis time again she don start show herself abi? No problem

................RACISM!!!...............
Racism will never end as long as WHITE cars are
still using BLACK tyres
Racism will never end as long as we wash first
WHITE clothes,then other colours later
Racism will never end if people still use BLACK to
symbolise bad luck and WHITE for peace,
Racism will never end if people still wear WHITE
clothes to wedding and BLACK to funerals
Racism will never end if those who don't pay their
bills are BLACKLISTED not WHITELISTED...Even
when playing the pool(snooker),you haven't won
until you sink the black ball,and the white balls
must remain on the field
But i don't care so long as i am still using the white
toilet paper to wipe my ass,i'm still fine.....what'sur
thought

As he get the accident dem the robbers run so dat make lasma no arrest dem abi? Or dem pity for am cos him range rover spoil? Which kind arm robber go dey pursue person for ikorodu in the MORNING ?All dis celebs can lie o

1. It's funny that a Ghost picks up a call in
Nollywood. How is it actually possible?
2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look
"left and right" before crossing the road?
3. Isn't it funny when two Ghost to fall in love?
4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or
run mad immediately after their confessions?
5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in
the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy
Johnson?
6. Why must all hired assassins be found in
uncompleted or abandoned buildings?
7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie
without a visit to the 'Baba'?
8. How can one explain that nine times out of
ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in
Nollywood movies.
9. "15 years ago" , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend
using a Blackberry Bold 5.
10. When poor people come to Lagos to
struggle, they always make it. Really?
11. Isn't it funny when Segun Arinze acts as
Ramsey Noah's dad? 12. It's quite a strange
thing to hear from a blind woman: "I'm happy
to see you, my son".
Maybe you have something to add?

Akpos was being chased by two
men for one of his numerous crimes.

Akpors ran into d forest and d men followed him.

Akpos got into the forest and climbed a tree. The two men got
to the tree where Akpors was and
did not know where he run to.
Angrily, one of the men, Eazy retorted:
“This boy has escaped again”. His colleague replied: “I know Akpos,
if I call his name thrice, he’ll answer!

Akpos laughed from d tree and said to d men: “If you like call my
name from now till next year I no go answer u, U think say na Akpos of before?”

One word for akpos?
.

Lol

jom28gy:
Those that speaks in tongues deceived themselves.

God will forgive you in jesus name Amen

Ok...