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TV/MoviesRe: Man Says Northerners Were Excluded From The Wedding Party Movie, Nigerians React by Lilimax(f): 7:56pm On Feb 20, 2017
alfarouq:
The problem with some southerners is just envy and of the Muslims and northerners.
An average Muslim when he sees a religious xtian either Male or female practicing xtianity, keeping her chastity, staying away from drugs and other forbidden things, he is happy for her and if he sees otherwise, he is sad.
But an average xtian is not only happy but encourages it when he sees a promiscous Muslim , and is quick to label the faithful Muslim all sort of evil names such as extremis, terrorist and the rest.
Some people take pleasure in what their bible has forbidden if its going to be done by a Muslim.
Forget all this name calling, most of them harbour a desire to marry a Muslim Northerner but kwalelen Ku.
We meet especially during Nysc and most of their ladies stick to us like chewing gums, I had to be telling them that I am gonna marry 4 wives when I feel such sticking is too much, somebody even ones told me that no problem asking as she would be First.
I had to tell her plainly, I can't marry a christian.
Thats how desperate some of them are, I won't be surprised if some of them are among our bashers but zakaran da Allah ya nufa da cara, ko a na muzuru ko ana shawo said ya yi.
There was a time when someone used his own fiancee to try to seduce a pious Muslim just to prove a point that the Muslim is a hipocrites but thank God he did not fall into the trap.
That is how low some xtians are willing to stoop.
Story for the gods embarassed For your mind you made sense abi? OK, kwatinue... tongue
TV/MoviesRe: Man Says Northerners Were Excluded From The Wedding Party Movie, Nigerians React by Lilimax(f): 7:53pm On Feb 20, 2017
venai:
I am happy to see a united NL of Afonjas and Flatinoes today. But i am sad that they are united against the Zombies.
grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Sheep With 6 Legs Born In Niger State (Photos) by Lilimax(f): 4:40pm On Feb 20, 2017
Alau Akbar! embarassed embarassed

Ndi ara!
TV/MoviesRe: Man Says Northerners Were Excluded From The Wedding Party Movie, Nigerians React by Lilimax(f): 4:30pm On Feb 20, 2017
ollah1:
Shut up already. She's in 300 level(23 yrs old).. Quit acting like Christianity and Igbo is perfect. Some Christians marry more than one wife
Na lie! tongue smiley
TV/MoviesRe: Man Says Northerners Were Excluded From The Wedding Party Movie, Nigerians React by Lilimax(f): 2:38pm On Feb 20, 2017
ollah1:
To you it is. I've witnessed loads. I was at an engagement on the 14th between a yoruba muslim man and an igbo christain lady
May be the babe don see say time don dey pass am the reason she entered into the marriage
knowing fully well she will be involved in polygamy embarassed

God help her if she refuses to become a Muslim,it'll become a full liscence to her husband to marry a 2nd wife embarassed tongue
PoliticsRe: I Am Not Part Of The Aso Rock Cabal - Governor El-rufai by Lilimax(f): 2:06pm On Feb 20, 2017
CallmeGlad:
Sir i like you,but kindly find lasting solution to religious unrest in your state.

Kaduna is getting too hot these days
TV/MoviesRe: Man Says Northerners Were Excluded From The Wedding Party Movie, Nigerians React by Lilimax(f):
You go fear responses
Nigerians got no chill smiley

My take, Hausa marriage to non-tribe is not yet prevalent ...undecided

Igbo versus Yoruba wedding is becoming a weekly affair most especially the Christian Yorubas.
But as for the Yoruba Moslem versus Igbo wedding it's still a no-no embarassed
BusinessRe: Today's Naira Exchange Rate Against The Dollar, Pounds And Euro by Lilimax(f): 1:56pm On Feb 20, 2017
anonimi:
Yes we will. grin
All we need to do is pray ONLY and God will bless us the way He blessed those countries that planned, sacrificed and worked hard for their success.
Do you think God is a FOOL huh


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Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Speaks On Buhari's Health, Naira To Hit 650/US1$ by Lilimax(f): 1:55pm On Feb 20, 2017
mekaboy:
Where is the female US president?
grin
FashionRe: This Weight Loss Viral Photo Will Leave You Speechless by Lilimax(f): 6:35pm On Feb 18, 2017
Mikylopez:
I'm sure he did surgery to remove excess skin or rather flesh
Gastric bypass surgery at work embarassed
FamilyRe: Mother Accidentally Kills Her Son After Giving Him Kerosene Instead Of Water by Lilimax(f): 6:29pm On Feb 18, 2017
Chinekwe dog is evil and everything associated with it! Tufiakwa!!! May God give this wonam the fortitude to bear the loss. Amen
TV/MoviesRe: Muhammad Kudu Abubakar Retires From NTA After 35 Years by Lilimax(f): 6:23pm On Feb 18, 2017
cocaineaddict:
RIP sir. Used to enjoy the man's news rendation
huh huh The cracks has really dealt with you embarassed
CrimeRe: Twin Brothers And A Man Clash In Kano (Graphic Photos) by Lilimax(f): 8:05am On Feb 18, 2017
Goahead:
This happened in Kano or in the ruins of Allepo?
Honestly, the environment looked like a war torn area. Can't believe this Kano... shocked
Nairaland GeneralSimple Ways To Show Courteay by Lilimax(op): 8:29pm On Feb 17, 2017
SIMPLE WAYS TO SHOW COURTESY

1. In case you miss a call, drop a message as soon as possible if you're unable to call back.

2. Pay back borrbowed money as soon as possible no matter how little the amount is. Do not opt to clear your personal needs first at the cost of your lender's personal needs. IT'S BAD MANNERS!
Don't assume that they don't need it, and never make them ask you for it.

3. Do not ask for a lift and make the person wait for you. Instead, position yourself at a convenient place so that they do not have to divert from their route.

4. Turn the volume down when you're watching video, playing music or playing a game on your phone in a public place or, better
yet, use headphones.

5. Don't press your phone or use headphones when someone is having a conversation with you.
Unplug the headsets from your ears even if nothing is playing and give them your undivided attention.

6. When using someone else's phone or computer, don't go through their stuff without permission.

7. Always leave the last piece of meat for the person who bought it unless they insist they won't eat it.

8. Don't use loudspeaker of the phone to have a two person conversation unless you are unable to hold the phone.

9. When someone else cooks for you, offer to help clean the kitchen.

10. If you stay the night at someone's house, make the bed or fold the blankets when you leave.

11. Don't let your arguments escalate in public. Find some place else to continue arguing where others won't feel uncomfortable or interested.

12. If you ask your friends for help with some house work, feed them as payment.

13. When someone buys you food or coffee, try to return the favour within a week (if you can).

14. When you borrow someone's car, fill up the tank when you return it. If you've had it for a prolonged period of time, service it as a way of saying 'thank you.'

15. Whatever you borrow, return it in its best condition as a sign of gratitude.

16. Don’t pick up a call while you are engaged in conversation with someone around you without excusing yourself.

17. Make sure you don't forget to return that book you borrowed.

18. Do not take up a house pet and neglect to feed and care for it.

19. When someone gives you a gift, no matter how small it is or the way it was presented, even if it isn't up to your expectation, just say 'Thank You.'

20. 'I'm sorry', 'forgive me', 'thank you', 'pardon', 'excuse me', 'I understand', ... are all courtesy phrase that should forever be in ones vocabulary. They display manners and manners breed 'favour'.

21. Do not always be on the receiving end of a relationship. Try to also give, no matter how small.

22. When you have someone older than you who is friendly and makes himself free with you, speak to them with respect.

23. Don't feel too big to be corrected or reject good advice because you feel it's your life... Life is a ring; the next blow can come anytime.

24. When you receive messages on social media, try and reply. Don't feel too proud, maybe because you are a celebrity. Remember, no one knows tomorrow.

25. Do not send someone a 'call me back' or 'pay forward' when you are the one in need of their assistance, or worse still, want to borrow from them. Show some courtesy and fund that message.

DON'T STOP LEARNING. We are never too wise to learning ***copied***
CelebritiesRe: Ijeoma Okafor Celebrates Her Birthday At Rumors With Tuface, DJ Jimmy (Pics) by Lilimax(f): 2:48pm On Feb 17, 2017
All these girls visiting nite club sef undecided?
Are there no other sane place to celebrate birthdays embarassed

A na-emegheri shocked
PoliticsRe: Graphic Pics Of Female Suicide Bomber That Was Blown Into Pieces In Maiduguri by Lilimax(f): 2:40pm On Feb 17, 2017
CelebritiesRe: Pericoma Okoye Is Dead (Photo) by Lilimax(f): 1:00pm On Feb 16, 2017
nwabobo:
Atachalum ose gbuo nwannem n'obi, nwannem taa nke ya bu kpoo m anya.
Love that song though smiley
CelebritiesRe: Pericoma Okoye Is Dead (Photo) by Lilimax(f): 12:59pm On Feb 16, 2017
Pericoma, Ajo nwa si owelle baa nne ya n'afo embarassed
RIP
CelebritiesRe: Pericoma Okoye Is Dead (Photo) by Lilimax(f): 12:59pm On Feb 16, 2017
rosalieene:
Jeez!!! this man!!!
I just remembered his song "mbiri o mbiri kambiri"
Every human being has an expiry date.
RIp pericoma
*modified*
Arondizuogu people are kinda fetish and the place is not even anywhere close to seeing development in terms of building.
Na lie! he was not the one that sang 'mbiri o mbiri kambiri'
It was sang by Oliver de coque
Anyway i'm sure you must be an Indomie generation smiley
PropertiesRe: Aftermath Of Fire Incident At DMGS, Onitsha Last Night (Photos) by Lilimax(f): 12:54pm On Feb 16, 2017
Nna eeee cry cry!!!
Aru emee!!!
EventsRe: Happy Birthday To Lalasticlala by Lilimax(f): 11:54am On Feb 16, 2017
Happy birthday Lalasticlala! smiley
More of God's grace upon you in Jesus name.
Amen.
HealthRe: Doctors Gave Her 10 Days To Live. Now A Year Has Passed And She's Still Here by Lilimax(f): 11:49am On Feb 16, 2017
When God says YES no doctor can say NO embarassed
Music/RadioStop Worshipping All These Musicians And Celebs by Lilimax(op): 7:53pm On Feb 15, 2017
Beyoncé is representing Oshun. OShun is the African goddess of Beauty, love, prosperity and healing. Oshun is a Goddess in the religion Santaria. Santaria is the worship of demons and principalities. They sacrifice animals to summon demons to gain power through witchcraft. Santeria is one of the darkest satanic religions in the world coming from africa to the Caribbean, now popular in America. Beyoncé is one of the biggest Witches in the music industry. She believes she is God, and works directly with the devil himself. Christians need to wake up and stop sleeping with Devil by entertaining this evil. Christians saying she did good, she is good because she has a demon manifesting in her. Jesus Christ is the truth and these celebrities will do anything to promote witchcraft and make you believe that it's okay. The devil is a liar. Jesus Christ is the only truth. The only True God. The only one we give glory to and praise. Stop worshipping these artist.Copied!
PoliticsRe: 11 Proofs That Show Recession Is Almost Over – FG by Lilimax(f): 4:36pm On Feb 15, 2017
Akuko!
PoliticsRe: Danbaba Suntai Celebrates Valentine's Day With Wife. PICS by Lilimax(f): 4:00pm On Feb 15, 2017
omg! He has been reduced to a vegetable state cry
It shall never be well with the wicked!
BusinessRe: Arthur Eze, 71, Bowing To A 43-Year-Old Johnbosco Onunkwo (Photo) by Lilimax(f): 2:09pm On Feb 15, 2017
FakeAccount:
"Onunkwo" is what we call Nnaochie in Igbo land while Arthur Eze is "Nwadiana". Igbo custom demands that Nwadiana bows head while greeting Nnaochie.
Yeah, more like saying 'nna m ochie, anokwa m na-ana' meaning my uncle, I'm on my knees smiley
InvestmentRe: MMM Participant Breaks Silence After Loosing N3million To Scheme by Lilimax(f): 1:22pm On Feb 15, 2017
czaratwork:
3M =MMM
smiley
InvestmentRe: MMM Participant Breaks Silence After Loosing N3million To Scheme by Lilimax(f): 1:22pm On Feb 15, 2017
grin grin
InvestmentRe: MMM Participant Breaks Silence After Loosing N3million To Scheme by Lilimax(f): 1:21pm On Feb 15, 2017
abnsugbe:
HOW TO GET YOUR MONEY

1. Ph any amount and wait to be matched.

2. Once matched, make payment and upload pop.

3. Once confirmed, go ahead to GH

4. You will be given your 2017 mavro plus part of your 2016 mavro

5. You don't need to wait for 30days mavro growth period

6. Once your GH is matched and paid, Repeat process 1 to 4

7. By the time we all engage this process, within 30days, we would have withdrew almost all the 2016 mavros.

8. But if you cant follow this process, wait until MMMNG comes up with measure to allow you GH bulk amount (2016) at once.

THE IMPLICATION OF THE ABOVE

1. The system will be busy, and that will encourage more people to join

2. You will always get the total eventually

3. Imagine if you start your PH with 2k and when it is time to GH, you will get 2, 600 immediately your payment is confirmed plus part of 2016 mavro, let's say 12, 400 making a total of 15, 000. It means when next you want to PH, you will have more money to PH instead of the initial 2k.

4. Now, let's say you subsequently wish to PH 10k out of that 15k you just got. You will then get 13, 000 plus part of 2016 mavro which may be 25k, totaling 38k, and so on.

Good day everyone

Mr Clems
huh shocked shocked
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin's Valentine Message To Wife, Actress Lilian Esoro [PICS] by Lilimax(f): 2:04pm On Feb 14, 2017
nwaanambra1:
HOW ARE WE SURE U R NOT THE LILIAN? undecided
grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Calls Adamu Fika From London Over His Wife's Death by Lilimax(f): 12:25pm On Feb 14, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
2017 is a year of phone call
Abi o ! smiley
The season of phone calls will come and go and Naija go still dey...embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin's Valentine Message To Wife, Actress Lilian Esoro [PICS] by Lilimax(f): 12:24pm On Feb 14, 2017
ddippset:
Lol. Seriously you better move on. Lilian is too big for him. To hold a girl like her in marriage you have to be extra extra good looking with some change, or be extra extra loaded like them Danogte son.
For your mind abi? embarassed

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