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Family / Re: Yoruba Party Versus Igbo Party by Arike Awe by Lilimax(f): 11:04pm On Feb 14, 2023
The Yorubas love parties and go exta miles to make it memorable for their guests.

Igbos do not attach much importance to parties and do not believe in spending too much on organising parties. It is a question of what we love to do as a people.

For instance, in Yoruba land, it is expected that the bride's family will foot the major bill.of the wedding, but despite this understanding, you still see the groom''s family contributing much to make the event a memorable one.

In igbo land, if you are not man enough, do not think of planning a wedding as you are on your own! It is expected that the young man getting married will foot all the bill right to the walking stick of both fathers!

The family of the young igbo man and his bride's family will not contribute shishi (except for a few civilised families who have mixed up with the Yorubas) This is why you see the igbo men getting a bit advanced in age before they finally get married.

And also, igbos no like scary size meat! It puts them off!

This contributes to a large extent the Maggi cube meat size you see in igbo weddings.

Another thign is, bobo no go kill himself after paying high bride price nah!
Business / Re: Are Banks Still Collecting Old Naira? by Lilimax(f): 4:06pm On Feb 14, 2023
Reinaldo:
The only thing we are sure of right now is that APC is destroying Nigeria
The more reason Koolu aka Bababulaba should not get to that power
Politics / Re: Pictures From Obidients Door-To-Door Campaign In Niger State by Lilimax(f): 10:29pm On Feb 13, 2023
Mcan someone aalsknthe Agbadorians why their principal could not campaign in Niger state despite the state being and APC state.

On the faithful day they were made to compaign, the Governor of the state instructed the security operatives to lock the Stadium with padlock and throw the key into the ocean. They complied hence the campaign could no longer hold on the faithful day.

Niger state is Labour Party.
Politics / Re: 2PM Drone View Of Peter Obi Rally In Lagos by Lilimax(f): 6:40pm On Feb 12, 2023
femisplash:

As per Tinubu's personal doctor, you may furnish us with Tinubu's medical records so that we may believe you. He's not fit but travelling across the 36 states for rallies and enganging stakeholders in town hall meetings more than any other candidates. You can keep fooling yourselves with your usual deceptions.
Which 36 states is he travelling to; both the ones he was always being guarded and flanked on two sides with men checkmating him like a child not to fall down. Baba Tinubu is very old and weak with dementia and memory loss taking a toll on him. No amount of packaging will do him good. He should step aside, go and rest cos he is not fit!
Politics / Re: 2PM Drone View Of Peter Obi Rally In Lagos by Lilimax(f): 5:55pm On Feb 11, 2023
femisplash:

First off. if you can swear with your balls or boobs( whichever gender you are) that you are not resident in the state (Lagos) that was given a mordern outlook by the ancestor but that you live in Anambra that Obi turned to Dubai.
- if you can mention at least two or three primary or basic policies Obi implemented in Anambra compared to Tinubu
- mention one legacy project Obi achieved as Governor of Anambra compared to Tinubu.
- If not tribalism, why would a man you all insulted and called a failure a decade ago suddenly become your Messiah. As proofs, there are several threads here on Nairaland calling out Peter Obi as a failure.
Tinubu is smart agreed but as at today, he has serious health challenges which has affected his memory and sense of reasoning; little wonder he gaffed periodically when making public speech. He should step aside for a saner and younger person. If not greed and pride, he shouldn't have come out in the first place but beacuse he feels that he has all the stolen billions to throw around and bribing his way, people are there jeering him up and helping him to squander the stolen common wealth, Las las he will fail.
Politics / Re: 2PM Drone View Of Peter Obi Rally In Lagos by Lilimax(f): 4:53pm On Feb 11, 2023
femisplash:

Which Yoruba Christians are you talking about?.. Repeating this stale trash by
you Igbos makes you look super dumb. Nobody will ever divide Yoruba along religious line, not even Azikiwe could achieve it, much less a baldeaded AdaObi from Agulu.
if not that tribalism has beclouded your sense of reasoning you give me one reason you should be campaigning for an Ancestor with memory loss to lead over 220 million Nigerian populace
Politics / Re: CBN Debunks Claims About Capacity Of NSPMC Plc, Alleged Threats To Close Banks by Lilimax(f): 4:10pm On Feb 11, 2023
APC is a failed party and should not be voted for to remain in power. God have rejected them since little wonder they are fighting themselves even in their policies.

Shame on APC!

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Politics / Re: CBN Debunks Claims About Capacity Of NSPMC Plc, Alleged Threats To Close Banks by Lilimax(f): 4:10pm On Feb 11, 2023
Timekeeper452:
APC fighting APC
I tell you!

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Politics / Re: 2PM Drone View Of Peter Obi Rally In Lagos by Lilimax(f): 4:04pm On Feb 11, 2023
[quote author=Parachoko post=120821954][/quote]They were just arriving when this drone picture was taken. Remember there is no hired or rented crowd. People were not forced or coerced to join
Politics / Re: I Was Offered N150m, N80m Car To Dump Atiku – Naziru Ahmad (Sarkin Waka) by Lilimax(f): 4:01pm On Feb 11, 2023
EngrOloye:
Hausas are deceiving Tinubu and his gang. Watch what is going to happen. Few days to the election. TINUBU will b dump like a dustbin. Mark my word.
it has started and he knows it little wonder he ahs been running from pillar to post for endorsement from Northerners. Sultan of Sokoto refused to endorse him even in the presence of Buhari
Politics / Re: I Was Offered N150m, N80m Car To Dump Atiku – Naziru Ahmad (Sarkin Waka) by Lilimax(f): 4:00pm On Feb 11, 2023
ChangetheChange:
Tinubu the ATM machine of the Northerners
They will milk him raw and he will still fail at the end of the day. Heart attack!

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Politics / Re: 2PM Drone View Of Peter Obi Rally In Lagos by Lilimax(f): 3:58pm On Feb 11, 2023
Parachoko:
Peter Obi won't have up to 5% in Lagos State.
I hear you! Only Yoruba Muslim are voting for him in Lagos. The Christian Yorubas can never vote for a desperate fellow who does not include them in the scheme of things just because of his selfishness. Muslim -Muslim ticket is already a total failure.
Politics / Re: Lagos Police Command Reacts To Attack On Obidients By APC Thugs by Lilimax(f): 3:55pm On Feb 11, 2023
MrEverest:


The bastard of iragbiji refused to sign the peace accord. Now he is using his urchins to attack innocent Nigerians.

Thank God he will lose and from the looks of things, he won't survive it.

What Obidients should do is to video and take pictures of all those who were injured and vehicles that were destroyed. The police is already hunting for some of the miscreants.

Tinubu will not only lose Lagos but will pay for his attrocities as well.
Agbado Master banked on bulk votes from the North but from the look of things the North have rejected him little wonder he resorted to physical attack on the Obedients. No amount of intimidation will stop the Obedients cos they are on a mission to deliver Nigeria from APC.
Politics / Re: Lagos Police Command Reacts To Attack On Obidients By APC Thugs by Lilimax(f): 3:51pm On Feb 11, 2023
Nayturalistic:


Indomie generation, go sit down one side.
Look at this one? Not knowing me on Nairaland means that you are the real Indomie generation.
When did you join Nairaland this boy and how old are you? Even if you're using a different Moniker you are still a baby in Nairaland
Politics / Re: Lagos Police Command Reacts To Attack On Obidients By APC Thugs by Lilimax(f): 3:48pm On Feb 11, 2023
MrEverest:


Over 300 Tifnubu urchins have been picked up by the army. As we speak, many others are being picked up too.

You're such an ignorant coward. Igbos have been voting in Lagos even before they born your useless father and they will continue to vote as long as Nigeria remains one!

I dare you to come out on election day and try rubbish, and see if you will survive it. Go and ask what happened to hoodlums that came to disrupt elections in okota last time. They were beaten to near death and were about to be burnt alive before police team arrived.

Cursed reprobrates!
It is even good this is coming up now to know how the Obedients should be battle ready on the Election day. Agbadorians are on a futile mission. They banked on the North for votes but the Chicken has gone to roost. The North have abandoned him reason he resorted to physical attack on the Obedients.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Police Command Reacts To Attack On Obidients By APC Thugs by Lilimax(f): 3:45pm On Feb 11, 2023
00FFT00:
We currently have 4 Obidients down, 3 stabbed in the abdomen 10 minutes from the time I write this. Ahmed Tinubu campaigned all over the southeast, and no unruly incident was recorded throughout his stay.

Nigeria must rid itself of this cancer called Tinubu. We are now engaged in making sure Obidients do not engage in the madness thrown at them by the miscreants on this forum and their street comrades. We must stay above them.
Don't mind them, they think they have monopoly of violence. It's even good this is coming up so that Obedients will know how to be battle ready. Agbadoist principal have just discovered that the core North he banked on has foraken him and he started venting his anger on the Obedients. APC is on failed mission this time around. Everything is working against them...

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Politics / Re: Lagos Police Command Reacts To Attack On Obidients By APC Thugs by Lilimax(f): 3:41pm On Feb 11, 2023
kingthreat:


Listen very well. Lagos is not Anambra. In Anambra, the clowns there treat non-indigenes with disdain. You don't give them lands to buy, you ensnare them and force them to sit-at-home in the name of Biafra. While in the South West, you all do whatever you want and think you can come and dominate the Yorubas, Tinubu is going to win Lagos. If you want to sacrifice yourself to enforce your candidate wins in a Land which you claim your fathers built, you are welcome. Obi is a just a force because of the Igbo population. Obi will not win Lagos. Since you think you can be tribal, you better get ready for the consequences.
it's you that will sacrifice your life to enthrone your ancestor to rule you. APC is a total failure and Muslim -Muslim ticket will never see the light of the day. Glad to know that core not have forsaken your principal and whatever you guys are doing is just a fruitless fight of drowning man
Politics / Re: Lagos Police Command Reacts To Attack On Obidients By APC Thugs by Lilimax(f): 3:15pm On Feb 11, 2023
kingthreat:
I see a big Yoruba/Igbo fracas either during the election and after the elections in the South West.
APc will not let Obi win Lagos. If your environment is hot, think twice about voting.
No amount of intimidation from the Agbadoist can stop the Obedients. For close to One month, MC Oluomo and his fellow Agberos lodged in a hotel at Ajao Estate having series of nocturnal and day time meeting just because of Obi. One thing I know is that any evil gathering against the coming New Nigeria will not see the light of the day.
Politics / Re: A Man Shot In Abeokuta, Others Injured As Customers Destroy Banks (Graphic Video by Lilimax(f): 10:47am On Feb 08, 2023
ipobarecriminals:
May u too never attain my age b4 u join ur ancestors.Snd yes,ur father. If u knw my age, u won’t attack or insult ur elder
I am quite sure I am very much older than you too. You this Indomie generation causing nuisance on Nairaland with fake moniker
Business / Re: Zenith Bank Shuts Down Some Branches by Lilimax(f): 11:18pm On Feb 07, 2023
seunmsg:
Dear Emefiele and Buhari, it’s time to cancel the deadline. We’ve had enough of this nonsense. Stop it immediately and let Nigerians go back to living their lives. Enough of using the masses to fight your silly political fights. Stop now!
No going back! The presumed suffering is for a while. I support this move. No vite buying and the election will be free and fair. Anyone trying to forment trouble will go down for it in Jesus name. Amen
Politics / Re: A Man Shot In Abeokuta, Others Injured As Customers Destroy Banks (Graphic Video by Lilimax(f): 11:10pm On Feb 07, 2023
ipobarecriminals:
Painment on ur father’s white hairy balls cool grin
You kept on abusing my father ; not to worry you will never attain his age in your life. By the way my after is 84years and still bouncing in the Lord by the grace of God; but for the fact I engaged you and you resorted to abusing my father instead of me, you may never achieve what he has achieved in your life span. No be curse o!
Politics / Re: APC Amasses N22bn Old Notes For Secret Swap With New Notes For Vote-Buying - PDP by Lilimax(f): 8:23pm On Feb 07, 2023
Little wonder the Agadorians are the ones crying most with the cashless economy. Ntoor fa!
Politics / Re: A Man Shot In Abeokuta, Others Injured As Customers Destroy Banks (Graphic Video by Lilimax(f): 8:21pm On Feb 07, 2023
SmartPolician:


Politicians who spend millions upon millions cry there's no cash. Nigerians who don't have up to 100k in their accounts cry that there's no cash too. grin

Cashless economy has come to stay. Y'all should stop this obsession with cash and start using your online and digital channels.
True bro! Cashless economy is the way to go
Politics / Re: A Man Shot In Abeokuta, Others Injured As Customers Destroy Banks (Graphic Video by Lilimax(f): 8:20pm On Feb 07, 2023
ipobarecriminals:
same way u tell ur father at home to shut up/even use back hand to slap his bald head. And come again, it is only u and ur households that'll suffer this not Tinubu. Even Obi won't remember u
See painment grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Death Toll Crosses 5,000 In Turkey- Syria Earthquake by Lilimax(f): 8:13pm On Feb 07, 2023
sukkot:
And so the fourth river out of the garden of Eden aka the Euphrates recently dried up in turkey and naturally the spiritual progression after that is an earth shaking earthquake which happened yesterday in turkey and Syria and so now the way is prepared and opened for the kings and armies of the east to mount up and go on a crusade and rampage. Ladies and gents brace yourself because the ride is about to get very rocky and in the midst of this turmoil will the messiah be watered from the ground and will emerge from amongst us . Everybody get your life together the apocalypse is here. We are seeing the beginnings of it in Nigeria with the money scarcity and fuel scarcity as our paradigm unravels and unfolds very easily . Same thing is happening all over the world as we speak in different formats. Get ready. Hold on tight onto your seats because the messiah will be with us very soon, as in 2023 soon. Next natural progression after this is a volcanic eruption at Yellowstone volcano in America and that’s when you know Babylon is about to come down. If you have family In America get them back home to Nigeria ASAP if you want to see them ever again
Well said bro. The signs are there! Jesus the Messiah is coming back soon to take up the righteous. Rapture is fast approaching so everyone should be ready. Give your life to Christ if you have not done so. The Messiah is at hand. Surrender to Jesus Now and do not procrastinate it again.

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Politics / Re: A Man Shot In Abeokuta, Others Injured As Customers Destroy Banks (Graphic Video by Lilimax(f): 8:01pm On Feb 07, 2023
ipobarecriminals:
angry May lightning strike Emefiele bald head grin angry angry angry
Shut up you Yoruba Muslim cum Agbadoist. Emefiele meant well I support whatever he is doing.
There will be no cash for Amoda/Emilokan to buy votes this time around during election leading to his shamelessly moving back Iragbiji for permanent retirement.
Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju Raises Alarm Over Political Campaign In SE Churches by Lilimax(f): 12:25pm On Feb 07, 2023
Akuko
Politics / Re: Peter Obi & Datti Hold Town Hall Meeting With Borno State Students (Pics) by Lilimax(f): 4:13pm On Jan 28, 2023
Gucciblog:


You don't mean it?

So that one on Hijab is Igbo too?

Wow. Urchins must Urchinate
Hahaha lol@ urchins must urchinate
Politics / Re: Naira Swap: Atiku Demands ‘slight’ Extension, Says Nigerians Discomforted by Lilimax(f): 4:06pm On Jan 28, 2023
The swapping date should not be extended. Let's face it now and gain it later.
The whole shenanigans is targeted at the evil politicians that want to do vote buying little wonder they are all crying me a river sad
Politics / Re: Fact Checks On Peter Obi's Speech At Chattam House Yesterday by Lilimax(f): 3:13pm On Jan 17, 2023
Victorclean1:
Tinibu is in transit to chronic aihzimers. He is deformed by PO intelligent and survey. He does not know developmental index and driving factors, and will never know it's terrain.

Tinubu is a misfit. A square peg in a round hole
Touche
Business / Re: Aminu Dantata: I Am Just Waiting For My Time, I No Longer Enjoy Life by Lilimax(f): 10:07pm On Dec 28, 2022
Righteousness2:
That is life for you.

This is why we hammer on the need to prepare for Eternity because that is the real life.

Life here on earth is just a temporal thing.
Eternity is forever and ever.

Don't allow the few years you have. here on earth to destroy your forever and ever.
Live in the Conciousness of your Eternity.

If you will make Eternal life in Heaven, you must Believe and Surrender to JESUS Christ as your LORD and Savior.
Well said!
The Dantata of a man should go a step further. by surrendering his life to Jesus. He should accept Jesus into his life and make him his Lord and personal saviour so that when he dies he will be with Jesus in heaven.
Anyone that die without Jesus is heading for doom eternally.

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Crime / Re: Police Apprehend Suspected Kidnappers Terrorizing Lagos/ibadan Expressway by Lilimax(f): 5:29am On Dec 23, 2022
Globad:


What's your evidence for this weighty statement that security agencies might even summon you for? shocked

Don't think you're anonymous


There is nothing you do online that's anonymous.

Think well and hard before you write or post anything. Think!

Once you post anything online, it's already out of your control.

Be careful what you say online
Dafuq! Shey you dey whine us? Worst things were said to GEJ even as a sitting president

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