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Sijo01: ^..... He leta calld to say he was sori, i acceptd his apology afta mkin him to promix such a fin neva occure again. Neva knew dat was jst d begin.....

WOW dats a 9c romantic story, mayb he ws havin feelings 4u n cudnt tell u... My besteee in school is also an opposite gender, coursemates call us lovers bt nofin of such is really happenin sha.... Though she makes moves sometimes sha bt i jst shun em hehehehehe

Thats pathetic, i kno d fin dat z painin u most z dat u trusted her lik die, n she l8a broke ur heart.
Thats d wicked world 4u.
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Well, report it 2d police if dats ur intention, n mind u dey may tk u for a fool bt no send dem, or preferably tell a matured female police or female, trust me dey wil b d best pple 2 help u out in dis situation.
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In case of any development jst holla @me. Bye 4now

Your foolish mum slept wif a ruler jst 2 kno hw lonq she slept

Explain hw did it happen?

Your mama is xo fat she wore a yellow rain coat, n pple yelled TAXI?!!

I dnt kno wat makes u xo xtupid bt it really workssssss

jackpot: will you sharrap there, you this albino with low spem-count~

[color=#000099][quote author=jackpot][color=red][b]FOOL UR MAMA IS XO FAT, I TOOK A PICTURE OF HER LAST CHRISTMAS N ITS STILL PRINTING

Lagusta: ok, let me tell u all dat happened.
My parents left for an overnight wedding, only me nd house-g 4 house. Next thing i knew, dis bitch started touching me, even in my thingy. I told her to leave me alone, she wouldn't listen. Then she forced her smelly mouth into mine. As a stubborn boy, i kicked her nd ran away. Even when she threatened fire nd brimstone if i told my parents, i still told them. Well, u know d story 4rm there.

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Sugar cane wif alomo

Ur mama xo thin she swallowed a meat ball we thought she ws pregnant

Lagusta: ok, let me tell u all dat happened.
My parents left for an overnight wedding, only me nd house-g 4 house. Next thing i knew, dis bitch started touching me, even in my thingy. I told her to leave me alone, she wouldn't listen. Then she forced her smelly mouth into mine. As a stubborn boy, i kicked her nd ran away. Even when she threatened fire nd brimstone if i told my parents, i still told them. Well, u know d story 4rm there.

lwkMDHO dat ws a brave step mehn... Stinkin mouth? OMG!

Ok... Lemme start
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All una mama dey xo fat she dey iron her pant 4 highway....
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Plz kip d comments comin

Lagusta: My first kiss (please don't laugh) was wit my housegirl when i was in primary school;(, i was 9 then, she was 21. Since then i hated kissing, until i started kissing my wifee

wah append mehn lol

A lady invited her boyfriend over for dinner at her home, so that he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily. The girl's mother said: "Julius, I think you should sleep over here because this rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon" After eating, the mom went to the washroom and the father went to sleep while the girl went to the kitchen to clean the plates, when the girl and the mother returned, Julius was no longer there. As they were busy wondering where he was, he came back really soaking wet. Mother: "Where were you and why are you so wet?" Julius: "I went home to get my pyjamas..." A lady invited her boyfriend over for dinner at her home, so that he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily. The girl's mother said: "Julius, I think you should sleep over here because this rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon" After eating, the mom went to the washroom and the father went to sleep while the girl went to the kitchen to clean the plates, when the girl and the mother returned, Julius was no longer there. As they were busy wondering where he was, he came back really soaking wet. Mother: "Where were you and why are you so wet?" Julius: "I went home to get my pyjamas..." A lady invited her boyfriend over for dinner at her home, so that he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily. The girl's mother said: "Julius, I think you should sleep over here because this rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon" After eating, the mom went to the washroom and the father went to sleep while the girl went to the kitchen to clean the plates, when the girl and the mother returned, Julius was no longer there. As they were busy wondering where he was, he came back really soaking wet. Mother: "Where were you and why are you so wet?" Julius: "I went home to get my pyjamas..."

Ammyng: I was 16 lol. I was on a date with my boyfriend, i told him i wanted to wait til our 1st date as an official couple hehehe. So he kept teasing me on how great i was gone be by the time our date comes. So we were in the movies, we seeing his favorite movie. He told me to close my eyes. I didn't know what he was gonna do. Next thing you know, i felt warm soft sensation on my lips. It was him, and his kiss made me soo hot. It was Great. I quickly took the lead, and we was both moaning lol. We even tongue kissed. I didn't want the kiss to stop. So there you have it

Im 22 now, so i'll always remember my ex for his kisses. My 1st kiss was amazing and hey nothing happened after the first kiss lol

dies n wakes up akain

I'v watched a 9ja movie dis kinda xtuff append... Well wat d qal did ws 2 tel em both NO!!
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Bt 4my own opinion i'll say u shud tell em both 2qiv u a break, ok? Den u pray bout it cos marriage is a life time thanqy, xo u'v qot 2 mk d right decision n choose d best partner 4u... PRAYER IS D KEY

dazzle37: my first kiss was exciting, it sent cold shivers down my spine and all the hairs on the back of my neck stood straight, it was at a golf course in the night 7 years ago, val's day 2006. and i am still kissing that same lips and still having the same shivers.

hmmmmmm dats superb

ArQueBusieR: Her name was Bjorghildur. One night, we sneaked out to kiss near Mt. Eyjafjallajokull. We both caught pneumonoultramicroscopic silicovolcanoconiosis due to our mesonoxian adventure. I still dream about her.

lemme buy dictionary 1st ok?

I kno yall wil like 2 hear mine bt d fact is i'v nt tasted one... Dnt b offended O! jst dwop ur Comments plz

bekay911: Study hard n leave women alone

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