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PoliticsRe: Is This The 'change'? by liljboy(op): 7:53am On Jan 15, 2016
AlPeter:
Are you through? Oya, go n roll tire.
ur papa still hol'am..... if en play finish collect am for me abeg, no vex.
PoliticsIs This The 'change'? by liljboy(op): 7:49am On Jan 15, 2016
-Only in Nigeria will a national budget get
missing.
-Only in Nigeria will a government fight
opposition
saying they are fighting corruption.
-Only in Nigeria will an election of ordinary local
government last 24 hours without being
announced.
-Only in Nigeria will ruling party members are
saint
while members of opposition are thieves.
-Only in Nigerian will a former state of Lagos
use
500million naira to construct a single bore hole
( the bore hole contain wine, spirit and blood
tonic?)
-Only in Nigeria will the same former governor
of
Lagos use 58million to build and develop a
private
website (OGA u get money pass Bill Gate? na
waoo)
-Only in Nigeria will a former governor of Rivers
state use 82million naira to host and feed
somebody like Wole Soyinka. (abeg de food na
gold?)
-Only in Nigeria will a president refuse to
release a
man who has been discharged by a competent
court of jurisdiction. (OGA boss are you an
outlaw)
-Only in Nigeria will a Rev Father hmm after
living
Aso Rock saw vision of a plan to assassinate the
president. (na heavy envelop give am the vision?)
-Only in Nigeria will the people from south east
shout ONE Nigeria yet their shops are
destroyed in
the same country.
-Only in Nigeria will governors plan to reduce
workers minimum wage yet their salaries and
other frivolous expenses are not reduced.
-Only in Nigeria will a governor of a state like
Imo
use 500million to construct a Christmas tree.
(biko
will the tree bear money)
-Only in Nigeria will an aviation company use
local
ladder to disembark their passengers.
Only in Nigeria will they promise 1$=N1 yet is
now
1$=N300.
-Only in Nigeria will government use 52billion
naira
to explore oil in the north while oil sales is
dropping internationally.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Ballon d'Or 2016 On 11th January 2016 by liljboy(m): 9:51pm On Jan 11, 2016
Smartsyn:
Its CR7 all the way

If they don't give it ti you, pull an Olamide on them.

Afterall every goal was a hit back to back.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Ballon d'Or 2016 On 11th January 2016 by liljboy(m): 9:47pm On Jan 11, 2016
jaybee104:
Lol. No mind that madridsta
correction..... MADRIDIOT

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Ballon d'Or 2016 On 11th January 2016 by liljboy(m): 9:43pm On Jan 11, 2016
herlonso:
Bro abeg can u rememba any solo goal ronaldo scored last year without relying of his teammate for assist. messi is loved because he cares abt odas 2. u can c d quality pass he do give 2 neymar and suarez. at least messi has forfeited his hatrick because of neymar like against roma, one laliga game last season too wen dey were awarded a penalty nd he had already scored 2 goals b4 handing d ensuing pk 2 neymar 2 take. can cr7 do dt 2 bale or benzema
you on point bro cr7 do dt 2 bale or benzema

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Ballon d'Or 2016 On 11th January 2016 by liljboy(m): 9:41pm On Jan 11, 2016
jaybee104:
Lol. C comment.. U are a sadist bro, talk about goals, hu score am pas last season? No b cr7?? Messi was working and also scoring goals.. Even for this night fifpro highlight, no b messi work goal for cr7..
U need to watch messi on YouTube.. Oops sowie, u no get mb
chai!!! You just killed him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Ballon d'Or 2016 On 11th January 2016 by liljboy(m): 9:39pm On Jan 11, 2016
Alexander001:
you just don't like ronaldo... check Madrid from 2001 to 2015 still same. Star struck team.
since ronaldo came to Madrid, how many LA ligas have they won..... One, otu nnani
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Ballon d'Or 2016 On 11th January 2016 by liljboy(m): 9:38pm On Jan 11, 2016
jaybee104:
You have no point bro, with what u just said, cr7 should leave RM, make we c how far he go go. is cr7 not surrounded by stars? Some ppl self, as if u didn't watch 2015 champions league... Even if na only final u watch, u go still see the diff, messi is from another planet. He's got no match..
meat go dey your soup always
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Ballon d'Or 2016 On 11th January 2016 by liljboy(m): 9:26pm On Jan 11, 2016
januzaj:
CR7 deserves the award.....it is an individual award not team award......trophies are meant for team.....suarez and neymar contributed the same percentage messi contributed in winning those five trophies ....Madrid would have won them if Benzema and Bale also contributed the way CR7 did..... Messi fans if messi assists in a match without scoring they ll be like " Messi the best playmaker "....buh if CR7 does ...." CR7 flops for Madrid
I can feel your pain cry

RomanceCan You Kneel Down In Public And Tell Your Lover "I Am Sorry" ? by liljboy(op): 8:54am On Jan 11, 2016
Let the lie begin.... hfinest1 Oya talk your own view for the matter.

PoliticsRe: How I Suddenly Started Loving The Igbos by liljboy(m):
TonyeBarcanista:
Nobody hate the Igbos. Just like other groups, In our societies they aree our friends, in our workplace and markets they are our colleagues and neighbours respectively, in our schools they are part of us. In political parties they are comrades. Nobody hate Igbos




But, when it comes to ethnic and political identity, they know where not to cross the line. When it comes to Biafra, they are on their own.
u be mumu

PoliticsRe: How I Suddenly Started Loving The Igbos by liljboy(m): 9:44am On Jan 10, 2016
PROUD IGBO BOY FOR LIFE....... A.B.A baby
Jokes EtcRe: When Your Suit Game Is Stupid (pics) by liljboy(op): 1:00pm On Jan 09, 2016
Jeffboi:
Lolz. Greedy is. When you suppose to use 4yards for suit. And give the remaining 4yards to ya neighbour. But you decided to use the 8yards alone.





That's the 2guys in the second pix


4yards forr trouser. 4yards for Coat grin angry
you gat it
Jokes EtcRe: When Your Suit Game Is Stupid (pics) by liljboy(op): 7:57am On Jan 09, 2016
grin

Jokes EtcWhen Your Suit Game Is Stupid (pics) by liljboy(op): 7:55am On Jan 09, 2016
grin

Jokes EtcRe: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 8:12pm On Jan 06, 2016
Mr akpors, a Preacher finished the service one morning by saying, 'Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars. As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark Chapter 17.' On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said, 'Last week I asked you all to read Mark Chapter 17. If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand.' Nearly every hand in the congregation went up. Smiling, the preacher said, 'You are the very people I want to talk to today.. the liars ....... Mark has only 16 chapters.'
Jokes EtcRe: What Is(are) The Worst Tautology(ies) You've Heard by liljboy(m): 12:48pm On Jan 06, 2016
ritababe:
hahahaha, my sister said i should tell you guys that she is sleeping
eyah! she go tarry night vigil? tell her I said hello and hi.
Jokes EtcRe: What Is(are) The Worst Tautology(ies) You've Heard by liljboy(m): 11:13am On Jan 06, 2016
hfinest1:
tautology is unnecessary repetition of words in a sentence... and it can be classified as a grammatical blunder or 'ibon' too.. what are the worst you've heard so far??
mine are
1. he is pounding pounded yam
2. see how you're chewing chewing gum
3. they've already eaten already
4. all the whole students...
5. all the entire universe...

let's have yours... just for fun o...
cc lalasticlala, Hurklan, eniqurl, ritababe, liljboy, jboix, laveda, et al.,
1. check at the extreme end of that cupboard
2. if you reach that bend, corner
3. all the whole battery is low
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Want Female Attention? by liljboy(m): 10:55pm On Dec 31, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, I have a question and my question is, why do guys want female attention?[/color]
my sister its the other way round ......
fix hair
fix nail
fix lashes
fix butt
fix boobs
.
.
.
may God fix una brain this new year.
RomanceRe: Whats Your New Year Resolution? by liljboy(m): 10:53pm On Dec 31, 2015
again this year

Nairaland GeneralRe: What Has 2015 Taught You?? by liljboy(m): 5:47pm On Dec 31, 2015
hfinest1:
for me, 2015 taught me to be a better person... taught me how to relate well with people, and i also learnt how to ask a girl out in 2015... i let go of shyness in 2015, i learnt to be bold and be able to approach any lady wink
you can lie sha..... you wey no fit talk to your female cousins
Jokes EtcRe: When Your Building Planner Is High On Weed by liljboy(op): 6:55pm On Dec 30, 2015
FTC... lalasticlala
hfinest1
Jokes EtcWhen Your Building Planner Is High On Weed by liljboy(op): 6:55pm On Dec 30, 2015
&&

TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by liljboy(m): 11:44am On Dec 30, 2015
orphan black
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Dos And Don’ts For A Better 2016 by liljboy(m): 11:35am On Dec 30, 2015
time for that new year, new me shit
PhonesBBM Introduces 'like Button' For Display Pictures by liljboy(op): 8:45am On Dec 28, 2015
If you’ve updated to the latest version of BBM , you’ll notice a new feature recently included which I think it awesome but depict Facebook. This new features allows users to like display pictures (DP) and status update of their friends. This change is recent and if you’ve not updated your BBM to the latest, you need to do that to enjoy this latest feature.


Atleast, it will make BBM now more interactive instead of just looking at the recently changed display picture, you can just hit the like button and move on. It works just like FB, you get to see the number of likes a particular DP has gathered and a notification will be sent to the DP owner to see his DP recent engagement. I think this is a really nice update.
RomanceRe: How Can I Go From Being A Good Guy To Being A Bad Guy??? Help Ooo... by liljboy(m): 3:35pm On Dec 25, 2015
hfinest1:
abeg, I'm tired of being a good guy jare... good guy no pay again... I'm a really good guy, you know, that guy that's so gentle with ladies, that respects every wish of a Lady, that does what she says and give her whatever she asks for... but funny enough, with all my good guy attitude, I don't have a girl that loves me... I keep asking them out as a "good guy", and i keep getting disappointment upon disappointment... enough of the good guy attitude... seriously, i need to know how can i become a bad guy... I'm sure u understand d kinda bad guy I'm talking bout
e be like say we enter the same bus
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Snake We Killed In My Are by liljboy(m): 3:32pm On Dec 25, 2015
hfinest1:
they already cut off the head and tail and sols it to one herbalist around... and they were still bargaining price for d body with one man like dat... Xmas meat... i don't eat snakes sha... ewwww...
your mates dey village... poverty still keep you for town mtchew
RomanceRe: Help Any Series Season Film With Hard Core Sexx Scenes by liljboy(m): 3:55pm On Dec 20, 2015
darkenedrebel:
Jada Fire is thrash. she looks dirty...

Vanessa Blue and Ayana Angel are better....
abeg wetin be the name of two pple from the 5000 guys Jesus fed?

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