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RnB - Singer August Alsina has passed away earlier this morning after waking up from a three day coma. August Alsina was hospitalized last week following an onstage fall during a concert. Medical experts and physicians say that Alsina was dehydrated and suffered a serious drug overdose. He tested positive for a cocktail of narcotics including cocaine, methamphetamine, marijuana, heroin and MDMA. He also suffered a traumatic brain injury as a result of the fall, placing him in a dangerous coma. |
New York City, NY- Singer August Alsina has passed away earlier this morning after waking up from a three day coma. August Alsina was hospitalized last week following an onstage fall during a concert. Medical experts say that Alsina was dehydrated and suffered a serious drug overdose. He tested positive for a cocktail of narcotics including cocaine, methamphetamine, marijuana, heroin and MDMA. He also suffered a traumatic brain injury as a result of the fall, placing him in a dangerous coma. It has been reported that he also suffered a series of seizures before falling out of consciousness into a coma. Barely 22 years old, August Alsina had a promising future that was cut short. He was best known for his hit single, “ I Luv This S***” featuring Trinidad James. His debut studio album was release earlier this past spring. He was also known to “keep it real” in his outrageous on screen outbursts. Funeral arrangements have not been made but reliable sources tell us the home going ceremony will take place in Alsina’s hometown New Orleans, LA. #RIPAugustAlsina http://newsbuzzdaily.com/rest-in-peace-august-alsina/ |
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CASHIER : This is the 5th same movie ticket you’ve bought tonight Sir, Why please? AKPOS : The Idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it |
TEACHER: Class choose between money and brain? AKPOS : I’d go for the money! TEACHER :I’d go for brain! AKPOS :Well everybody goes for what he doesn’t have! |
Akpos came late to school and his teacher asked, "Akpos, why are u late to school?" He replied, "My papa dey find his money for house." The teacher asked again, "Are u helping him to find it?" Akpos answered, "No, I was standing on it till he comot for house." Hahahahahahaha. |
AKPORS THE BREAD WINNER Journalist: Mr. Akpors, first of all, is it true that you are the bread winner in your family. Akpors : I am not hearing that allegation for the first time, I have been hearing it for some time, I know this allegation is coming from my political enemies who want to tarnish my image. I want to tell you that I have never been in any competition to win bread. Ask them where I won that bread. If anyone saw me entering a competition to win bread, then they must provide the evidence otherwise I will start suing anyone saying I am a bread winner, yes including you reporters and your newspapers... |
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his father: Father: Akpos, how was your exams today? Akpos: It was very difficult so I didn’t even go to the exams center. Father: Ah! If you didn’t go there, how do you know that it was difficult? Akpos: I saw the questions yesterday. |
Akpos’s wife was busy singing in the bedroom. The following conversation ensued: Akpos: You know my dear, when you sing like that I just wish you were on a radio. Wife: (smiling) wow honey. Am I that good? Akpos: No, at least on a radio I can change the station… |
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister? Akpor: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM |
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