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Literature / Re: Ikeogu Oke's Dressing To Collect His N36m NLNG Prize For Literature In Lagos by Lilkini(m): 10:16pm On Feb 09, 2018
eezeribe:

I hope he also wrote the essay in the language of his culture...
I hope the fabrics and materials he is using to represent his culture are products of his culture...
I hope the computer or pen and paper he used in writing the essay are products of his culture...
While other continents are advancing in science and technology,Africa is still obsessed with culture and religion...



Replace the "eez" in ur name with "ib" ..
it would sound better *iberibe* (stupidity).

dont go and write ur own,be typing nonfa here

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Celebrities / Re: Vivien Okafor Weds Emeka Stanley Ibeh (Wedding Photos) by Lilkini(m): 7:53pm On Feb 08, 2018
abdulrazat:
Emeka Ibeh was my Junior in Imperial Secondary school Kudenda kaduna and was a nice young man growing up. Wishing him the very best in his marriage.



Biography!! wehdone oo...we just found out
Romance / Re: Ladies, What’s The Worst Response You Have Heard After Turning A Man Down? by Lilkini(m): 4:30pm On Feb 08, 2018
LessNoise:
I came here to park the bus the way CHELSHIT gon do on FEB 13TH
..


u dont even know the date for d game...mtcheew!! u're shiiittt mehn
Romance / Re: Lady Tried To Unlock Her Boyfriend's Phone And Her Face Appears On The Screen by Lilkini(m): 2:52pm On Feb 07, 2018
biacan:
Now you're starting to rep the sisterhood which is what every wise girl will do..... times are really hard now chikita as a young girl you need to keep up to your class by putting all what I've thought you into action towards your boyfriend if you actually wants to survive and earn from this relationship....... I hope it helps cool


with this,am sure u've had so many brkups...evri1 got his/her privacy n u need to respect that. When a man(real men) finds out his woman trusts him 100% n is being faithful too,he wont cheat. sometimes most ladies pushes a guy to cheating... d more u dig,d more u get hurt my dear.whenever he/she stops doing those nice things from d past,try finding out(not by checking phones) and save urslf that hrtache by slowly letn go.
Celebrities / Re: Cyril Stobr Kisses His Wife Elizabeth Banu. Hides Her At Their Wedding Reception by Lilkini(m): 11:19pm On Feb 03, 2018
was even thinking hes married bfor now... anyway HML to him.
Politics / Re: Ngige Looking At Obiano's Swag At Ekwueme's Burial (Photo) by Lilkini(m): 10:27am On Feb 02, 2018
Xeedorf:
Ibo man with pride.

Executive Governor sitting like agbero chairman in a bear parlour.
Mtchew..




*BEAR* parlour?? when you learn how to spell then we would consider talking about your stupidity!!


ewu kan biscuit

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Sports / Re: Chelsea Signs Olivier Giroud From Arsenal by Lilkini(m): 8:00pm On Jan 31, 2018
LesbianBoy:
Conte eyaff spoil chelsea finish. In the past when chelsea was chelsea, they would never sign players like kante, drinkwater, giroud and moses won't get into the team angry





is this person stupid or sumfin biko?? i for forgive u if u no add "kante".... name a DM better than him in the world. even our "DM legend(makalele) respects d young dude.

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Travel / Re: What Is The Citizenship Of A Baby Born On An Airplane? by Lilkini(m): 11:02pm On Jan 27, 2018
Air-llien ....thats the answer!!
oluwa eee,me n sense sef
Romance / Re: "It Wasn't Love At First Sight": Pretty Lady As She Shares Pre-Wedding Photos by Lilkini(m): 11:44pm On Dec 22, 2017
Damn!! shes so cute...i just hope her character is as beautiful as her looks!! nice one bro,u hunted well
tho i fear imsu babes alot..lol
God bless your marriage!! Amen
Culture / Re: Bride Price: Man Slams African Parents, Says "I'm Not Paying" by Lilkini(m): 10:56am On Dec 18, 2017
obryneblaque:
You see your life, Igbos


whos this demented fellow pls? are u cursed or sumfin.... this country really need to get rid of ur type
Religion / Re: Here Are 10 Nigerian Gospel Songs That Will Move You by Lilkini(m): 9:44am On Dec 18, 2017
EKWUEME !! EKWUEME!! you are the living God eh...eze no one like you

listen to this song and feel heaven in you
NYSC / Re: Nigerians React On Twitter As NYSC Portal Frustrates Them by Lilkini(m): 10:46pm On Oct 24, 2017
YourMrBoo:


You where able to be captured using the nysc Biometric client application??


i dunno how though buh twas via webcam
NYSC / Re: Nigerians React On Twitter As NYSC Portal Frustrates Them by Lilkini(m): 6:51pm On Oct 24, 2017
It took me from 7am - 5pm to get my face captured...what kinda stupid new development is that?? another 2hrs to complete d whole registration


out of d 50+ ppl at d cafe today,only mine went through till now

the most annoying part is that i had to bend my neck n face for that long just to get a capture after they have insulted me saying "invalid human face"... hahahaha,i soo hate this nation buh its well

Be patient friends,we would all register!!
Education / Re: Batch B: NYSC Set To Begin Online Registration by Lilkini(m): 12:08pm On Oct 24, 2017
the image capturing blah blah aint working out jare...

wah kinda stupid new development is this?? d registration don tire pesin
Sports / Re: Everton Sacks Manager, Ronald Koeman After Arsenal Defeat by Lilkini(m): 2:29pm On Oct 23, 2017
Drabeey:
KOEMAN is not the problem but that tired leg... ' Wayne Rooney'




Drabeey was HERE





are u okay at all?? the tired leg that opened the scoring abi which one? oga go and rest abeg... sunday hangover still got a grip

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NYSC / Re: JOIN 2017 BATCH B PCMs WHATSAPP GROUP by Lilkini(m): 11:11pm On Oct 22, 2017
07032795722 add me
Romance / Re: Fun Game; Ask For Sex Without Using The Word Sex Or F*ck by Lilkini(m): 8:44am On Oct 17, 2017
i'll go like "baby,lets have this romantic kinda moment where we gonna stay without distraction,we look into eachother's eyes n go into space"





few hours later ..... i'll be playing psquares song "e don happen"
Romance / Re: My Pre-wedding Pictures by Lilkini(m): 10:29pm On Oct 11, 2017
Why una come wear arsenal jersey na?? you no wan be winner among your friends? its well



lol,dont mind me bro... HML,your lady is beautiful n got a cute smile n you are damn handsome bro

Gods blessings on you guys!!
NYSC / Re: Nysc 2017 Batch B by Lilkini(m): 9:36pm On Oct 10, 2017
Add me 07032795722
Events / Re: Ghanaian Man Celebrates His Birthday With Nude Photoshoot by Lilkini(m): 6:58am On Oct 02, 2017
Dubby6:
angry
angry
Was he born on October 1? So I can just blame Buhari for this...

since when did buhari become ghana's president?? lol,this people will not kill me

#mk i still dey sip my zobo dey watch
Sports / Re: Eagles Outclass Hosts Ghana To Reach WAFU Cup Semis by Lilkini(m): 11:59am On Sep 19, 2017
Nairalane:
This Op na Ibadan ma... it's not hosts, it's oust...

I.e Nigeria oust Ghana, not host



Did u even read it well?? Eagles outclass *hosts* ghana

meaning they won the host for the tournament which is ghana....we need to close down any school you've ever attended till date biko


#wole soyinka
Celebrities / Re: Ugochi Ihezue: Pictures Of Winner Of MBGN 2017 by Lilkini(m): 12:07pm On Sep 16, 2017
Beautiful lady...shes igbo and yet represented kebbi.they supported her too

Oh God!! this is the kinda "NIGERIA" i hope for..the one wid one love and no kinda tribal ish or inferiority complex

#Godhelpus
#Godblessigboland
#Godblessallothertribes
#Godblessnigeria


AOB-my love for slim girls sef,i still cant understand.lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 9th September 2017 by Lilkini(m): 11:49pm On Sep 09, 2017
I think morata would be given a "golden helmet" instead of golden boot if he finishes top...

the nigga is a head guru,his wife is in deep shit.lol

next time,when ceasar azplicueta gets the ball towards that spot to cross,even the manager n players of d opposition would run to morata to clip his head...hahaha

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fallen In Love??? Share Your Experience by Lilkini(m): 11:05am On Sep 05, 2017
emmyspark007:

I tell you bro..its quite difficult to comprehend love.
But I think it exists cos I have seen a friend in love before and it totally changed him.
The guy's attitude changed ever since he fell in love, unfortunately my friend turn zombie over night his girlfriend was obviously chopping the guy brain .and he became weakling insome ways and wasn't interested in hanging out with his niggers anymore as he always preferred the company of his girlfriend


lol,that is not love bro...hes in bondage

love dont turn u into a weakling,it makes u stronger cos when u survive d pain then ur strong. If he now prefers bin with his gf always n limiting his time wid friends then the girl aint a good one

Love should make u free like a bird not cage u
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fallen In Love??? Share Your Experience by Lilkini(m): 11:01am On Sep 05, 2017
Topic:LOVE
Some nigerians are changing it to politics...Igbos n sai baba...when would all these stop?? cant we just go a day with smiles on everybody's face without banters n inferiority complex?? Its well,we would all survive



AOB-love love love...something supernatural that most of us dont seem to understand cos its bin abused in this present world n generation.

if u listen to our parents(above 50),then you would start smiling even without experiencing it.It was soo sweet and genuine that their marriages last unlike now that infatuation n lust have taken over making divorce a daily routine.

@OP,if you find love...trust me you wouldnt be told u've cos your being would change entirely.
get ready for Joy,pain,late night thoughts,smiles-like reflex action,tears uncontrollable

its not all rossy,its a journey that can either make or mar you ...it would get all topsy n turvy along the way buh ur ability to get through is called LOVE

Buh mind you,am talkn about romantic love cos we've been receiving TRUE LOVE right from birth from our mothers,friends(real ones) n family buh the greatest love ever is CHRIST's LOVE
Thanks!!! peace
Romance / Re: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by Lilkini(m): 10:57pm On Sep 04, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:


is she your gf?

Get her bleaching cream.

How do you guys make out at Night?



I dunno the young lady n i aint siding anybody..
.just advicing u bro. Be a man!!! If u've got personal ish wif her,settle it elsewhere pls

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Romance / Re: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by Lilkini(m): 10:50pm On Sep 04, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:

It's me Bush!
I see you jumping up and down on various dating threads, seeking attention.
Guys are looking for girls with potentials to make cute babies.
Unfortunately you don't seems to have such potentials.
I think you should be a Nun!




Easy bro,we just here to catch fun...pls dont hurt any1 wid words
Romance / Re: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by Lilkini(m): 10:50pm On Sep 04, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:

It's me Bush!
I see you jumping up and down on various dating threads, seeking attention.
Guys are looking for girls with potentials to make cute babies.
Unfortunately you don't seems to have such potentials.
I think you should be a Nun!




Easy bro,we just here to catch fun...pls dont hurt any1 wid words
Romance / Re: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by Lilkini(m): 10:47pm On Sep 04, 2017
for us thats got no crush,how are we gonna do it??
okay,lets just read biko(still sipping my zobo)
Sports / Re: Chelsea FC Include "Want Away Striker" Diego Costa In EPL Squad For 2017/2018 by Lilkini(m): 9:28am On Sep 02, 2017
Edenoscar2:

dont mind these people that knows nothing about chelsea saying what they dont know,can you imagine ordinary chamberlain wants to play midfield in chelsea.



its funny bro...chelsea is too good for him

even at liverpool sef,hes gonna warm d bench unless sum1 gets injured.

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Sports / Re: Chelsea FC Include "Want Away Striker" Diego Costa In EPL Squad For 2017/2018 by Lilkini(m): 9:17am On Sep 02, 2017
nobody should blame conte for anything
(1)costa got his head turned by china's money and since then was distracting others

(2)conte's text wasnt public but straight to his phone...why should costa tell the world about it?? dats childish

(3)apart from his goals and funny/friendly acts in the dressing room,costa is a difficult player to handle n should belong to the seria A

(4)All this senseless ppl saying chelsea was rejected by players....lemme outline it
*lukaku-a chelsea reject that couldnt get into the starting berth buh got sold

*alex sandro-his club couldnt sale cos they lost dani alves n bonucci already

*chamberlain- hahahaha,mumu boy that doesnt know his position on the field till date.he knows chelsea cant play him in midfield cos he cant bench anybody there. also left wingback,hes gonna play second fiddle to moses

*ross barkley- he got to cobham then remembered players in chelsea's midfield,im never baff to bench any nah so he had to chicken out.i understand his own

*Llorente - he wants chelsea not tottenham,conte wants him but the club didnt.chelsea dont buy old men,thats their policy.they cant spend £15m on a 32yr old


blue army still dbest in england....quote me n argue with your ancestors

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Career / Re: 28 Professors Recommended For Demotion In Michael Okpara University, Umudike by Lilkini(m): 3:32pm On Sep 01, 2017
And i can see two of my dept lecturers back then in the uni...one happen to be my closest prof n project supervisor

#this is bad

otunta why na??

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